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Now Iris was really something. Even now, it
makes me squirm to think of her. When that affair broke up – for the simple
reason that a man has to get a little sleep sometime – I swore off women for a
whole week. Then I came across a touching poem by an old Earth writer named
John Donne – he’s worth looking up, if you can read Primitive English – which
reminded me that time lost could never be regained.

How true, I thought, so I put on my
spaceman’s uniform and wandered down to the beach of Diadne V’s only sea. There
was need to walk no more than a few hundred metres before I’d spotted a dozen
possibilities, brushed off several volunteers, and signed up Natalie.

That worked out pretty well at first, until
Natalie started objecting to Ruth (or was it Kay?). I can’t
stand
girls
who think they own a man, so I blasted off after a rather difficult scene that
was quite expensive in crockery. This left me at loose ends for a couple of
days; then Cynthia came to the rescue and – but by now you’ll have gotten the
general idea, so I won’t bore you with details.

These, then, were the fond memories I
started to work back through while one star dwindled behind me and the next
flared up ahead. On this trip I’d deliberately left my pin-ups behind, having
decided that they only made matters worse. This was a mistake; being quite a
good artist in a rather specialised way, I started to draw my own, and it
wasn’t long before I had a collection it would be hard to match on any
respectable planet.

I would hate you to think that this
preoccupation affected my efficiency as a unit of the Galactic Survey. It was
only on the long, dull runs between the stars, when I had no one to talk to but
the computer, that I found my glands getting the better of me. Max, my
electronic colleague, was good enough company in the ordinary course of events,
but there are some things that a machine can’t be expected to understand. I
often hurt his feelings when I was in one of my irritable moods and lost my
temper for no apparent reason. ‘What’s the matter, Joe?’ Max would say plaintively.
‘Surely you’re not mad at me because I beat you at chess again? Remember, I
warned you I would.’

‘Oh, go to hell!’ I’d snarl back – and then
I’d have an anxious five minutes while I straightened things out with the
rather literal-minded Navigation Robot.

Two months out from Base, with thirty suns
and four solar systems logged, something happened that wiped all my personal
problems from my mind. The long-range monitor began to beep; a faint signal was
coming from somewhere in the section of space ahead of me. I got the most
accurate bearing that I could; the transmission was an unmodulated, very narrow
band – clearly a beacon of some kind. Yet no ship of ours, to the best of my
knowledge, had ever entered this remote neck of the universe; I was supposed to
be scouting completely unexplored territory.

This, I told myself, is IT – my big moment,
the payoff for all the lonely years I’d spent in space. At some unknown
distance ahead of me was another civilisation – a race sufficiently advanced to
possess hyper-radio.

I knew exactly what I had to do. As soon as
Max had confirmed my readings and made his analysis, I launched a message
carrier back to Base. If anything happened to me, the Survey would know where
and could guess why. It was some consolation to think that if I didn’t come
home on schedule, my friends would be out here in force to pick up the pieces.

Soon there was no doubt where the signal was
coming from, and I changed course for the small yellow star that was dead in
line with the beacon. No one, I told myself, would put out a wave this strong
unless they had space travel themselves; I might be running into a culture as
advanced as my own – with all that that implied.

I was still a long way off when I started
calling, not very hopefully, with my own transmitter. To my surprise, there was
a prompt reaction. The continuous wave immediately broke up into a string of
pulses, repeated over and over again. Even Max couldn’t make anything of the
message; it probably meant ‘Who the heck are you?’ – which was not a big enough
sample for even the most intelligent of translating machines to get its teeth
into.

Hour by hour the signal grew in strength;
just to let them know I was still around and was reading them loud and clear, I
occasionally shot the same message back along the way it had come. And then I
had my second big surprise.

I had expected them – whoever or whatever
they might be – to switch to speech transmission as soon as I was near enough
for good reception. This was precisely what they did; what I had
not
expected was that their voices would be human, the language they spoke an
unmistakable but to me unintelligible brand of English. I could identify about
one word in ten; the others were either quite unknown or else distorted so
badly that I could not recognise them.

When the first words came over the
loud-speaker, I guessed the truth. This was no alien, nonhuman race, but
something almost as exciting and perhaps a good deal safer as far as a solitary
scout was concerned. I had established contact with one of the lost colonies of
the First Empire – the pioneers who had set out from Earth in the early days of
interstellar exploration, five thousand years ago. When the empire collapsed,
most of these isolated groups had perished or had sunk back to barbarism. Here,
it seemed, was one that had survived.

I talked back to them in the slowest and
simplest English I could muster, but five thousand years is a long time in the
life of any language and no real communication was possible. They were clearly
excited at the contact – pleasurably, as far as I could judge. This is not
always the case; some of the isolated cultures left over from the First Empire
have become violently xenophobic and react almost with hysteria to the
knowledge that they are not alone in space.

Our attempts to communicate were not making
much progress, when a new factor appeared – one that changed my outlook
abruptly. A woman’s voice started to come from the speaker.

It was the most beautiful voice I’d ever
heard, and even without the lonely weeks in space that lay behind me I think I
would have fallen in love with it at once. Very deep, yet still completely
feminine, it had a warm, caressing quality that seemed to ravish all my senses.
I was so stunned, in fact, that it was several minutes before I realised that I
could understand what my invisible enchantress was saying. She was speaking
English that was almost fifty per cent comprehensible.

To cut a short story shorter, it did not
take me very long to learn that her name was Liala, and that she was the only
philologist on her planet to specialise in Primitive English. As soon as
contact had been made with my ship, she had been called in to do the
translating. Luck, it seemed, was very much on my side; the interpreter could
so easily have been some ancient, white-bearded fossil.

As the hours ticked away and her sun grew
ever larger in the sky ahead of me, Liala and I became the best of friends.
Because time was short, I had to operate faster than I’d ever done before. The
fact that no one else could understand exactly what we were saying to each
other insured our privacy. Indeed, Liala’s own knowledge of English was
sufficiently imperfect for me to get away with some outrageous remarks; there’s
no danger of going too far with a girl who’ll give you the benefit of the doubt
by deciding you couldn’t possibly have meant what she thought you said …

Need I say that I felt very, very happy? It
looked as if my official and personal interests were neatly coinciding. There
was, however, just one slight worry. So far, I had not seen Liala. What if she
turned out to be absolutely hideous?

My first chance of settling that important
question came six hours from planet-fall. Now I was near enough to pick up
video transmissions, and it took Max only a few seconds to analyse the incoming
signals and adjust the ship’s receiver accordingly. At last I could have my
first close-ups of the approaching planet – and of Liala.

She was almost as beautiful as her voice. I
stared at the screen, unable to speak, for timeless seconds. Presently she
broke the silence. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘Haven’t you ever seen a
girl before?’

I had to admit that I’d seen two or even
three, but never one like her. It was a great relief to find that her reaction
to me was quite favourable, so it seemed that nothing stood in the way of our
future happiness – if we could evade the army of scientists and politicians who
would surround me as soon as I landed. Our hopes of privacy were very slender;
so much so, in fact, that I felt tempted to break one of my most ironclad
rules. I’d even consider
marrying
Liala if that was the only way we
could arrange matters. (Yes, that two months in space had really put a strain
on my system …)

Five thousand years of history – ten
thousand, if you count mine as well – can’t be condensed easily into a few
hours. But with such a delightful tutor, I absorbed knowledge fast, and
everything I missed, Max got down in his infallible memory circuits.

Arcady, as their planet was charmingly
called, had been at the very frontier of interstellar colonisation; when the
tide of empire had retreated, it had been left high and dry. In the struggle to
survive, the Arcadians had lost much of their original scientific knowledge,
including the secret of the Star Drive. They could not escape from their own
solar system, but they had little incentive to do so. Arcady was a fertile
world and the low gravity – only a quarter of Earth’s – had given the colonists
the physical strength they needed to make it live up to its name. Even allowing
for any natural bias on Liala’s part, it sounded a very attractive place.

Arcady’s little yellow sun was already
showing a visible disc when I had my brilliant idea. That reception committee
had been worrying me, and I suddenly realised how I could keep it at bay. The
plan would need Liala’s co-operation, but by this time that was assured. If I
may say so without sounding too immodest, I have always had a way with women,
and this was not my first courtship by TV.

So the Arcadians learned, about two hours
before I was due to land, that survey scouts were very shy and suspicious
creatures. Owing to previous sad experiences with unfriendly cultures, I
politely refused to walk like a fly into their parlour. As there was only one
of me, I preferred to meet only one of them, in some isolated spot to be
mutually selected. If that meeting went well, I would then fly to the capital
city; if not – I’d head back the way I came. I hoped that they would not think
this behaviour discourteous, but I was a lonely traveller a long way from home,
and as reasonable people, I was sure they’d see my point of view …

They did. The choice of the emissary was
obvious, and Liala promply became a world heroine by bravely volunteering to
meet the monster from space. She’d radio back, she told her anxious friends,
within an hour of coming aboard my ship. I tried to make it two hours, but she
said that might be overdoing it, and nasty-minded people might start to talk.

The ship was coming down through the
Arcadian atmosphere when I suddenly remembered my compromising pin-ups, and had
to make a rapid spring-cleaning. (Even so, one rather explicit masterpiece
slipped down behind a chart rack and caused me acute embarrassment when it was
discovered by the maintenance crew months later.) When I got back to the
control room, the vision screen showed the empty, open plain at the very centre
of which Liala was waiting for me; in two minutes, I would hold her in my arms,
be able to drink the fragrance of her hair, feel her body yield in all the
right places—

I didn’t bother to watch the landing, for I
could rely on Max to do his usual flawless job. Instead, I hurried down to the
air lock and waited with what patience I could muster for the opening of the
doors that barred me from Liala.

It seemed an age before Max completed the
routine air check and gave the ‘Outer Door Opening’ signal. I was through the
exit before the metal disc had finished moving, and stood at last on the rich
soil of Arcady.

I remembered that I weighed only forty pounds
here, so I moved with caution despite my eagerness. Yet I’d forgotten, living
in my fool’s paradise, what a fractional gravity could do to the human body in
the course of two hundred generations. On a small planet, evolution can do a
lot in five thousand years.

Liala was waiting for me, and she was as
lovely as her picture. There was, however, one trifling matter that the TV
screen hadn’t told me.

I’ve never liked big girls, and I like them
even less now. If I’d still wanted to, I suppose I could have embraced Liala.
But I’d have looked like such a fool, standing there on tiptoe with my arms
wrapped around her knees.

First published in
Infinity Science Fiction
, November 1955

Collected in
The Other Side of the Sky

Written as an entry for a short story competition run by the
Observer
newspaper, on the subject ‘2500 AD.’, ‘The Star’ wasn’t even a runner-up.
However, on magazine publication, it received a Hugo award in 1956. More
recently, it was turned into a TV play for Christmas 1985. Although I thought
the timing was appropriate, it could hardly be called seasonal fare. I never
imagined that one day I would be lecturing in the Vatican.