Collected Stories (84 page)

If it gave him pleasure, and it seemed to when I offered myself to him, he could kiss my hands, shoulders, neck. Then he would caress my head and back, and play with my arse. Several times he sucked me, while I rested on the sofa, somewhat awkwardly I suspect, like a child being felt, as he messed with me until he came. He didn’t excite me; I had no desire to touch him and never did. I just liked being desirable, and fancied the idea, for a time, of being in what I considered to be the ‘feminine’ position. It was the first time I’d had such power over anyone, the ability to make them crazy.

When Fiona was with us Phillip and I didn’t do this. Nor was she informed, though I considered her to have been the touch paper since, being more alert than I to subterranean feeling, she’d said one night, ‘Which of us do you think Phillip wants? Or could it be both of us? Would anyone have the balls to be that greedy?’

The next time we went round, both of us sat on Phillip’s knees giggling. She winked at me and said, ‘Dirk Bogarde in
Death in
Venice
.’

He was fun to tease, but I respected Phillip. Not that he always respected himself. I’d sat in on some of his school classes, being invited to speak to his pupils about ‘my career’, where I saw he was capable of arousing enthusiasm in the young, of explaining why a certain figure or period should be paid attention to. As I myself had learned from him, I couldn’t grasp why his profession would make him feel inadequate or ashamed of himself.

My blithe view infuriated him. He began to say he was wasted at the school. He needed me to know he was more talented than most people were able to see. He said he needed to ‘shut himself away’. It turned out that rather than working on his thesis at the weekend, he had been producing plays and stories. It must have occurred to him that if I could do it, so could he. When he gave them to me to read I was kind, merely pointing out there were more pages than necessary.

Now, at least, I have understood that the longer you know a person, far from getting to know them, as you close in on their unconscious the unsettling delirium and violence of the human system will appear bewildering. So, while I returned Phillip’s literary efforts somewhat casually, their general effect didn’t quickly dissipate. Though of no aesthetic value, the work could only be a depiction of his mind, and the state he appeared to inhabit I recognised from my alarming but exhilarating experiences smoking dope. His inner self, unlike his outer, was disconnected, incoherent and peopled by many policemen, merchants of attempted order, presumably. Inside, I was shocked to learn, he was not at all like me. The nearly mad are among us everywhere, many of them disguised. Like blondes, they appear to have more fun, as well as more misery. But who, as an artist of some kind, would not welcome the weird as the truth? And who ever gets a straight look at the world?

Since my success I had begun to be invited to numerous openings, closings and publication parties, which appeared to go on most nights of most weeks of the year. We went to places where, outside, there were groups of photographers waiting for film stars and famous writers. I hadn’t bought a drink in two years, and if you wanted to pick up strangers and meet bores, you were made. Soho was still rough but money and glamour, eventually to ruin it, was on its way. The Groucho Club had opened and in those days you could blag your way in.

I liked to take Phillip out with me. Being more committed to his pleasure than I – and convinced he could make an instant connection with people – he was always more successful. I was a dedicated cheerleader and witness, but one night, in a pub after a party, he flew into a rage, suddenly grabbed me by the throat and shook me. ‘For fuck’s fucking fuck sake, stop telling people all the time that I’m a teacher!’

‘Should I say you captain submarines?’

‘These supercilious, overprivileged people want to hear I’m an actor. I’m a model. I’m a hooker. I’m a movie director. “Teacher” makes them struggle with the death instinct. I can see their eyes trying to contact someone – anyone – across the room.’

Then a girl said to me, another time, ‘Will your wonderful play become a film?’

‘But yes,’ I said. ‘It is about to be made.’

‘What do you mean?’ Phillip asked.

‘Looks like I’ve been lucky again,’ I said.

Within a few weeks of my delivering the script, the movie had gone into pre-production. As the director wanted the actors to spend time together before shooting, it was cast early, with a group of attractive young potential stars.

Phillip and I went to a Soho restaurant to meet ‘the supernatural two’, the boy and girl playing the leads, both of whom had recently appeared in hit feature films, as the stream of ecstatic strangers who approached them attested. The next day, the four of us went to a movie together.

After, I walked Phillip back to his flat. He’d been sullen for a while but now began to berate me. I lacked principle and inner strength; I was a liar, doing or saying anything to gain an advantage. I was losing contact with the actual – working people, money and its absence. In fact I was a total pretence. ‘How do you justify your life!’ he shouted.

‘At least I’ve made something of myself,’ I said.

He grabbed me around the neck. Why would he want to have one of our mock fights now? He was only a little taller than me at around five feet eleven, but at university he’d been a keen rower. His arms were thick and capable; his stomach was hard.

He pulled me backwards until I was on the ground looking up at him as he kicked me in the side. I wanted to get to my feet and lash out at him with schoolkid punches. But not only did this feel unnatural and stupid, I’d get hurt, and I would forfeit our friendship at the moment of my greatest fear.

‘That’s shown you,’ he said.

‘Shown me what?’ I asked, brushing myself down.

Now I phoned Phillip again, late at night.

‘My dear, good evening,’ he said sleepily. ‘What a treat to hear from you. Have you been drinking?’

‘It’s worse. I have reached the age when I’ve begun to survey my wretched life, doing the addiction – sorry, I mean addition, and subtraction.’

Why did I say ‘wretched’? Did I really see it like that? Was there justification? Perhaps tonight. My four children were home for the holidays. They were kicking away from us. Soon they would be gone for good, returning only with complaints. I was beginning to wonder that if I wasn’t a father, what in fact was I?

Earlier that evening I’d been to an AA meeting. Back at home I’d held out as long as possible before pulling out the vodka bottle I kept behind my study sofa and taking a couple of long swigs.

Phillip said, ‘That does happen at your age, my dear boy.’

‘Do you remember much about our friendship?’

‘Enough of it to say it is characteristic of you to ask such a direct question. As I can hardly sit here and consider the future, since we last spoke more of our shared past has come back, providing considerable amusement.’ He went on, ‘You were one of my best friends. I still think of you that way.’

‘But you hurt me – physically, I mean – several times.’

‘Did I do that?’ he said. ‘Have you been brooding? If that is why you called, I can remember us wrestling a bit. Didn’t we like to mess about together like kids?’

‘I hated it.’

‘I can’t recall you saying much at the time,’ he said. ‘You’re certainly not one to refrain from complaint, and you always loved any kind of attention. But I am prepared to apologise,’ he said. There was a pause and, I thought, a little giggle. ‘Are you still attractive?’

‘To some people, I hope. Why does it matter?’

He laughed. ‘What else matters except pleasure or at least being cheered up? If only you would come and see me we could clear everything up. And Fred, my dear, if I send you some of my plays and short fiction would you be sweet enough to show them to someone who might help me? I know you have influence and time is shutting me in.’

‘Okay,’ I said.

‘By the way, do you still wake up with an erection?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said. ‘It is also true that I hadn’t even noticed.’

I should have seen that our conversation wouldn’t provide any of the clarity I’d hoped for. I drank some more, lay down, and reran the spools of memory.

I did like to tease and provoke and I could be, as Fiona liked to point out, an irritating person with a vibe of stubborn negativity. She had moved out of our flat by the time the film started to be made, and I was both bereft and elated, with time on my hands, a lot of which I liked to spend with my friend.

For a few weeks it was just Phillip and I, more or less living together in his flat, though I never slept there. Sometimes I’d walk through the door and he’d cuff me straight off. ‘You behave today,’ he’d say. ‘I’m tired. Don’t mess me around.’ Or he’d encircle my neck from behind and pull me down, leaving me on the floor, or grab my arm and twist it up behind my back. If he was particularly mad, he’d just throw me to the ground and kick me.

Most days he punched me on one or other of my arms, in a slightly different place, so I had continuous bruises above my elbows, like smeared love-bites. One time I dropped a glass and fetched the vacuum cleaner to clear it up. He took the flex and lashed me about the legs as I stood in a corner, attempting to protect myself. ‘This is fun,’ he declared. At other times we’d watch TV together, read newspapers aloud or discuss the Labour Party.

Phillip had begun to see a teacher at the school with whom he had a zealous sexual relationship. He flashed me a photograph of her, saying, ‘I wouldn’t want her meeting you! She nearly tore my cock off.’ He withdrew his key and his physical attention. I could not visit him without phoning. One time I walked past him and the teacher on the street and he only nodded at me as a friendly neighbour. I was his shame. I had collaborated, of course. I didn’t have to see him. I could even have spoken out.

Soon he married the teacher. When I asked why he hadn’t invited me to the wedding he just laughed. The wife lived with him while they waited to move to Rome, where they’d got jobs in an international school.

We spoke on the phone, but I didn’t see him until he called and we had a drink together three months later. He explained he’d be going to Rome alone as the marriage had failed. That was all he would tell me.

His leaving for good without any acknowledgement made me aware that this had been the most anomalous episode of my life. The simple explanation was that at the time when I was most successful, I had requested a smack and received it. But really knowing why, isn’t that the thing?

Still brooding now, I phoned Fiona and asked, ‘Do you remember Phillip knocking me down a few times? Did he hurt me?’

‘I hope so,’ she said.

‘If I’d been a woman in a violent relationship you’d have wanted to make a revolution.’

‘You’re so serious now – someone said to me the other day that you even have gravitas! It’s easy to forget what a flirty and naughty thing you could be,’ was all she said. ‘I’ve been going through my photographs. How young and attractive we were. Why don’t you take me for lunch? You know the new places, don’t you?’

She was the wrong person to ask. Perhaps I would have to visit Phillip. While I vacillated, studying my diaries and making these notes, a niece of his called to say he’d died.

I had been keen to take a boat across that lake, but now, at the funeral hour, I strolled around my old neighbourhood.

The last time I saw Phillip I had invited him to my new loft in a converted industrial building, the first of many places I would buy. I’d got it fresh from a developer, it was more or less empty and at night I liked strolling up and down the wide spaces listening to music, books in piles on the floor, and, from the jacuzzi, looking at the distracting view of the new London skyline of cranes and unfinished buildings. Having decided to acquire an indulgence, I’d begun to collect rock posters, and they, along with a sexy poster for the French production of my play, leaned against the wall. My movie would soon play at festivals before opening all over, which was how I got to buy the flat.

I’d gone to the market in the morning, and made Phillip lunch. I bought new tumblers, plates and napkins, and set them out on my new glass-topped table from the Conran shop. But he wouldn’t even sit down, he was in a hurry, he seemed embarrassed, as if he’d get into trouble for being here, though his wife had gone. He was still going to leave the country, and was in the middle of packing.

‘If you had any balls you’d have a lot of fun here,’ he said. ‘But you’re afraid of women, aren’t you? Of your feeling for them.’

‘Yes.’

‘Still, you’ve been a fortunate little shit.’

I agreed. ‘All this for almost nothing. I should have made less of myself, I know.’ I had been unbuttoning the front of my shirt. Now I tried to take his hand, attempting to stir some sentimentality in him. ‘Why do you have to go? Why can’t we eat and then lie on the bed and watch telly all afternoon?’

‘We never did that.’

‘It was almost all we did.’

He reached for my hand and I thought he was going to kiss my fingers. Instead he grabbed at me and twisted my arm, giving me no choice but to turn as he inched it up my back. Had I teased him too much? I had offered him a glass of wine, saying, ‘This is to celebrate you becoming Doctor Phillip at last,’ perhaps with a little sarcasm, but also with pleasure and pride in his effort.

He continued to bend my arm until I was forced to my knees. From this position I attempted to turn and attack him; however, he pushed me to the ground and I fell awkwardly. When I tried to get up I found my right arm had become useless.

We agreed we had to call an ambulance. Phillip and I sat in casualty for four hours, until a doctor returned my arm to its socket. For a week I walked round with my arm in a sling. The next time I went swimming it popped out again and I had to be carried out of the pool. It was permanently weakened, I was told.

For a while I had to type left-handed. That can’t have been the only reason my next play closed quickly, as did its follow-up. The cruelty and delight which accompanied these failures in the press wasn’t something I needed to experience again. I rented my flat and moved to Los Angeles, writing several unmade American movies, one involving a chipmunk. My agent commented, ‘Your screenwriting reputation will increase until you actually have a movie made. If it tanks, you can kiss your backside, as well as your American career, goodbye.’