Complete Works of James Joyce (206 page)

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scribe in Homely Anglian Monosyllables the

 

 

 

Wreck of the Hesperus, 6 What Morals, if any,

 

 

 

can be drawn from Diarmuid and Grania? 7 Do

 

 

 

you Approve of our Existing Parliamentary

 

 

 

System? The Uses and Abuses of Insects, A

 

 

 

1 The divvy wants that babbling brook.
Dear Auntie Emma Emma Eates.

 

 

2 Strike the day off, the nightcap’s on nigh. Goney, goney gone!

 

3 R.C., disengaged, good character, would help, no salary.

 

4 Where Lily is a Lady found the nettle rash.

 

5 Bubabipibambuli, I can do as I like with what’s me own. Nyamnyam.

 

6 Able seaman’s caution.

 

7 Rarely equal and distinct in all things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noah. Plato.

Visit to Guinness’ Brewery, Clubs, Advan-

 

 

Horace. Isaac.

tages of the Penny Post, When is a Pun not a

 

Tiresias.

Pun? Is the Co-Education of Animus and

 

Marius.

Anima Wholly Desirable? 1 What Happened at

 

Diogenes.

Clontarf? Since our Brother Johnathan Signed

 

Procne, Philo-

the Pledge or the Meditations of Two Young

 

mela. Abraham.

Spinsters, 2 Why we all Love our Little Lord

 

Nestor. Cincin-

Mayor, Hengler’s Circus Entertainment, On

 

natus. Leonidas.

Thrift, 3 The Kettle-Griffith-Moynihan Scheme

 

Jacob.

for a New Electricity Supply, Travelling in the

 

Theocritus.

Olden Times, 4 American Lake Poetry, the

 

Joseph.

Strangest Dream that was ever Halfdreamt. 5

 

Fabius. Samson.

Circumspection, Our Allies the Hills, Are

 

Cain.

Parnellites Just towards Henry Tudor? Tell a

 

Esop.

Friend in a Chatty Letter the Fable of the

 

Prometheus.

Grasshopper and the Ant, 6 Santa Claus, The

 

Lot. Pompeius Magnus,

Shame of Slumdom, The Roman Pontiffs

 

Miltiades Strategos.

and the Orthodox Churches, 7 The Thirty

 

Solon.

Hour Week, Compare the Fistic Styles of

 

Castor, Pollux.

Jimmy Wilde and Jack Sharkey, How to

 

Dionysius.

Understand the Deaf, Should Ladies learn

 

Sappho.

Music or Mathematics? Glory be to Saint

 

Moses. Job.

Patrick! What is to be found in a Dustheap,

 

Catilina.

The Value of Circumstantial Evidence,

 

Cadmus. Ezekiel.

Should Spelling? Outcasts in India, Collecting

 

Solomon. Themistocles.

Pewter, Eu, 8 Proper and Regular Diet

 

Vitellius. Darius.

Necessity For, 9 If You Do It Do It Now.

 

 

1 Jests and the Beastalk with a little rude hiding rod.

 

 

2 Wherry like the whaled prophet in a spookeerie.

 

3 What sins is pim money sans Paris!

 

4 I’ve lost the place, where was I?

 

5 Something happened that time I was asleep, torn letters or was

 

there

 

snow?

 

6 Mich for his pain, Nick in his past.

 

7 He has toglieresti in brodo all over his agrammatical parts of face

 

and as for

 

that hippofoxphiz, unlucky number, late for the christening!

 

8 Eh, Monsieur? O- Monsieur? Eu, Monsieur?
Nenni No, Monsieur!

 

9 Ere we hit the hay, brothers, let’s have that response to prayer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Xenophon.

Delays are Dangerous. Vitavite! Gobble

MAWMAW,

 

Pantocracy.

Anne: tea’s set, see’s eneugh ! Mox soonly

LUK, YOUR

 

Bimutualism.

will be in a split second per the chancellory

BEEEFTAY’S

 

Interchangeabil-

of his exticker.

FIZZIN OVER!

 

ity. Naturality.

Aun

KAKAO-

 

Superfetation.

Do

POETIC

 

Stabimobilism.

Tri

LIPPUDENIES

 

Periodicity.

Car

OF THE

 

Consummation.

Cush 1

UNGUMP-

 

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