Complete Works of Joseph Conrad (Illustrated) (317 page)

“No reason whatever that I know of.  Come, Chief Inspector, this finessing with me is highly improper on your part — highly improper.  And it’s also unfair, you know.  You shouldn’t leave me to puzzle things out for myself like this.  Really, I am surprised.”

He paused, then added smoothly: “I need scarcely tell you that this conversation is altogether unofficial.”

These words were far from pacifying the Chief Inspector.  The indignation of a betrayed tight-rope performer was strong within him.  In his pride of a trusted servant he was affected by the assurance that the rope was not shaken for the purpose of breaking his neck, as by an exhibition of impudence.  As if anybody were afraid!  Assistant Commissioners come and go, but a valuable Chief Inspector is not an ephemeral office phenomenon.  He was not afraid of getting a broken neck.  To have his performance spoiled was more than enough to account for the glow of honest indignation.  And as thought is no respecter of persons, the thought of Chief Inspector Heat took a threatening and prophetic shape.  “You, my boy,” he said to himself, keeping his round and habitually roving eyes fastened upon the Assistant Commissioner’s face — ”you, my boy, you don’t know your place, and your place won’t know you very long either, I bet.”

As if in provoking answer to that thought, something like the ghost of an amiable smile passed on the lips of the Assistant Commissioner.  His manner was easy and business-like while he persisted in administering another shake to the tight rope.

“Let us come now to what you have discovered on the spot, Chief Inspector,” he said.

“A fool and his job are soon parted,” went on the train of prophetic thought in Chief Inspector Heat’s head.  But it was immediately followed by the reflection that a higher official, even when “fired out” (this was the precise image), has still the time as he flies through the door to launch a nasty kick at the shin-bones of a subordinate.  Without softening very much the basilisk nature of his stare, he said impassively:

“We are coming to that part of my investigation, sir.”

“That’s right.  Well, what have you brought away from it?”

The Chief Inspector, who had made up his mind to jump off the rope, came to the ground with gloomy frankness.

“I’ve brought away an address,” he said, pulling out of his pocket without haste a singed rag of dark blue cloth.  “This belongs to the overcoat the fellow who got himself blown to pieces was wearing.  Of course, the overcoat may not have been his, and may even have been stolen.  But that’s not at all probable if you look at this.”

The Chief Inspector, stepping up to the table, smoothed out carefully the rag of blue cloth.  He had picked it up from the repulsive heap in the mortuary, because a tailor’s name is found sometimes under the collar.  It is not often of much use, but still — He only half expected to find anything useful, but certainly he did not expect to find — not under the collar at all, but stitched carefully on the under side of the lapel — a square piece of calico with an address written on it in marking ink.

The Chief Inspector removed his smoothing hand.

“I carried it off with me without anybody taking notice,” he said.  “I thought it best.  It can always be produced if required.”

The Assistant Commissioner, rising a little in his chair, pulled the cloth over to his side of the table.  He sat looking at it in silence.  Only the number 32 and the name of Brett Street were written in marking ink on a piece of calico slightly larger than an ordinary cigarette paper.  He was genuinely surprised.

“Can’t understand why he should have gone about labelled like this,” he said, looking up at Chief Inspector Heat.  “It’s a most extraordinary thing.”

“I met once in the smoking-room of a hotel an old gentleman who went about with his name and address sewn on in all his coats in case of an accident or sudden illness,” said the Chief Inspector.  “He professed to be eighty-four years old, but he didn’t look his age.  He told me he was also afraid of losing his memory suddenly, like those people he has been reading of in the papers.”

A question from the Assistant Commissioner, who wanted to know what was No. 32 Brett Street, interrupted that reminiscence abruptly.  The Chief Inspector, driven down to the ground by unfair artifices, had elected to walk the path of unreserved openness.  If he believed firmly that to know too much was not good for the department, the judicious holding back of knowledge was as far as his loyalty dared to go for the good of the service.  If the Assistant Commissioner wanted to mismanage this affair nothing, of course, could prevent him.  But, on his own part, he now saw no reason for a display of alacrity.  So he answered concisely:

“It’s a shop, sir.”

The Assistant Commissioner, with his eyes lowered on the rag of blue cloth, waited for more information.  As that did not come he proceeded to obtain it by a series of questions propounded with gentle patience.  Thus he acquired an idea of the nature of Mr Verloc’s commerce, of his personal appearance, and heard at last his name.  In a pause the Assistant Commissioner raised his eyes, and discovered some animation on the Chief Inspector’s face.  They looked at each other in silence.

“Of course,” said the latter, “the department has no record of that man.”

“Did any of my predecessors have any knowledge of what you have told me now?” asked the Assistant Commissioner, putting his elbows on the table and raising his joined hands before his face, as if about to offer prayer, only that his eyes had not a pious expression.

“No, sir; certainly not.  What would have been the object?  That sort of man could never be produced publicly to any good purpose.  It was sufficient for me to know who he was, and to make use of him in a way that could be used publicly.”

“And do you think that sort of private knowledge consistent with the official position you occupy?”

“Perfectly, sir.  I think it’s quite proper.  I will take the liberty to tell you, sir, that it makes me what I am — and I am looked upon as a man who knows his work.  It’s a private affair of my own.  A personal friend of mine in the French police gave me the hint that the fellow was an Embassy spy.  Private friendship, private information, private use of it — that’s how I look upon it.”

The Assistant Commissioner after remarking to himself that the mental state of the renowned Chief Inspector seemed to affect the outline of his lower jaw, as if the lively sense of his high professional distinction had been located in that part of his anatomy, dismissed the point for the moment with a calm “I see.”  Then leaning his cheek on his joined hands:

“Well then — speaking privately if you like — how long have you been in private touch with this Embassy spy?”

To this inquiry the private answer of the Chief Inspector, so private that it was never shaped into audible words, was:

“Long before you were even thought of for your place here.”

The so-to-speak public utterance was much more precise.

“I saw him for the first time in my life a little more than seven years ago, when two Imperial Highnesses and the Imperial Chancellor were on a visit here.  I was put in charge of all the arrangements for looking after them.  Baron Stott-Wartenheim was Ambassador then.  He was a very nervous old gentleman.  One evening, three days before the Guildhall Banquet, he sent word that he wanted to see me for a moment.  I was downstairs, and the carriages were at the door to take the Imperial Highnesses and the Chancellor to the opera.  I went up at once.  I found the Baron walking up and down his bedroom in a pitiable state of distress, squeezing his hands together.  He assured me he had the fullest confidence in our police and in my abilities, but he had there a man just come over from Paris whose information could be trusted implicity.  He wanted me to hear what that man had to say.  He took me at once into a dressing-room next door, where I saw a big fellow in a heavy overcoat sitting all alone on a chair, and holding his hat and stick in one hand.  The Baron said to him in French ‘Speak, my friend.’  The light in that room was not very good.  I talked with him for some five minutes perhaps.  He certainly gave me a piece of very startling news.  Then the Baron took me aside nervously to praise him up to me, and when I turned round again I discovered that the fellow had vanished like a ghost.  Got up and sneaked out down some back stairs, I suppose.  There was no time to run after him, as I had to hurry off after the Ambassador down the great staircase, and see the party started safe for the opera.  However, I acted upon the information that very night.  Whether it was perfectly correct or not, it did look serious enough.  Very likely it saved us from an ugly trouble on the day of the Imperial visit to the City.

“Some time later, a month or so after my promotion to Chief Inspector, my attention was attracted to a big burly man, I thought I had seen somewhere before, coming out in a hurry from a jeweller’s shop in the Strand.  I went after him, as it was on my way towards Charing Cross, and there seeing one of our detectives across the road, I beckoned him over, and pointed out the fellow to him, with instructions to watch his movements for a couple of days, and then report to me.  No later than next afternoon my man turned up to tell me that the fellow had married his landlady’s daughter at a registrar’s office that very day at 11.30 a.m., and had gone off with her to Margate for a week.  Our man had seen the luggage being put on the cab.  There were some old Paris labels on one of the bags.  Somehow I couldn’t get the fellow out of my head, and the very next time I had to go to Paris on service I spoke about him to that friend of mine in the Paris police.  My friend said: ‘From what you tell me I think you must mean a rather well-known hanger-on and emissary of the Revolutionary Red Committee.  He says he is an Englishman by birth.  We have an idea that he has been for a good few years now a secret agent of one of the foreign Embassies in London.’  This woke up my memory completely.  He was the vanishing fellow I saw sitting on a chair in Baron Stott-Wartenheim’s bathroom.  I told my friend that he was quite right.  The fellow was a secret agent to my certain knowledge.  Afterwards my friend took the trouble to ferret out the complete record of that man for me.  I thought I had better know all there was to know; but I don’t suppose you want to hear his history now, sir?”

The Assistant Commissioner shook his supported head.  “The history of your relations with that useful personage is the only thing that matters just now,” he said, closing slowly his weary, deep-set eyes, and then opening them swiftly with a greatly refreshed glance.

“There’s nothing official about them,” said the Chief Inspector bitterly.  “I went into his shop one evening, told him who I was, and reminded him of our first meeting.  He didn’t as much as twitch an eyebrow.  He said that he was married and settled now, and that all he wanted was not to be interfered in his little business.  I took it upon myself to promise him that, as long as he didn’t go in for anything obviously outrageous, he would be left alone by the police.  That was worth something to him, because a word from us to the Custom-House people would have been enough to get some of these packages he gets from Paris and Brussels opened in Dover, with confiscation to follow for certain, and perhaps a prosecution as well at the end of it.”

“That’s a very precarious trade,” murmured the Assistant Commissioner.  “Why did he go in for that?”

The Chief Inspector raised scornful eyebrows dispassionately.

“Most likely got a connection — friends on the Continent — amongst people who deal in such wares.  They would be just the sort he would consort with.  He’s a lazy dog, too — like the rest of them.”

“What do you get from him in exchange for your protection?”

The Chief Inspector was not inclined to enlarge on the value of Mr Verloc’s services.

“He would not be much good to anybody but myself.  One has got to know a good deal beforehand to make use of a man like that.  I can understand the sort of hint he can give.  And when I want a hint he can generally furnish it to me.”

The Chief Inspector lost himself suddenly in a discreet reflective mood; and the Assistant Commissioner repressed a smile at the fleeting thought that the reputation of Chief Inspector Heat might possibly have been made in a great part by the Secret Agent Verloc.

“In a more general way of being of use, all our men of the Special Crimes section on duty at Charing Cross and Victoria have orders to take careful notice of anybody they may see with him.  He meets the new arrivals frequently, and afterwards keeps track of them.  He seems to have been told off for that sort of duty.  When I want an address in a hurry, I can always get it from him.  Of course, I know how to manage our relations.  I haven’t seen him to speak to three times in the last two years.  I drop him a line, unsigned, and he answers me in the same way at my private address.”

From time to time the Assistant Commissioner gave an almost imperceptible nod.  The Chief Inspector added that he did not suppose Mr Verloc to be deep in the confidence of the prominent members of the Revolutionary International Council, but that he was generally trusted of that there could be no doubt.  “Whenever I’ve had reason to think there was something in the wind,” he concluded, “I’ve always found he could tell me something worth knowing.”

The Assistant Commissioner made a significant remark.

“He failed you this time.”

“Neither had I wind of anything in any other way,” retorted Chief Inspector Heat.  “I asked him nothing, so he could tell me nothing.  He isn’t one of our men.  It isn’t as if he were in our pay.”

“No,” muttered the Assistant Commissioner.  “He’s a spy in the pay of a foreign government.  We could never confess to him.”

“I must do my work in my own way,” declared the Chief Inspector.  “When it comes to that I would deal with the devil himself, and take the consequences.  There are things not fit for everybody to know.”

“Your idea of secrecy seems to consist in keeping the chief of your department in the dark.  That’s stretching it perhaps a little too far, isn’t it?  He lives over his shop?”

“Who — Verloc?  Oh yes.  He lives over his shop.  The wife’s mother, I fancy, lives with them.”