Read Complete Works, Volume III Online
Authors: Harold Pinter
WENDY
. Right?
DISSON
. People tend, very easily, to leave out the first R and call him Everley. You haven't done that.
WENDY
. No. (
She turns
.)
DISSON
. Just a minute. How did you spell Turnbull? You needn't show me. Tell me.
WENDY
. TURNBULL.
DISSON
. Quite correct.
Pause.
Quite correct Now what about –?
The screen goes black
.
Where are you?
Pause.
I can't see you.
WENDY
. I'm here, Mr Disson.
DISSON
. Where?
WENDY
. You're looking at me, Mr Disson.
DISSON
. You mean my eyes are open?
Pause.
WENDY
. I'm where I was. I haven't moved.
DISSON
. Are my eyes open?
WENDY
. Mr Disson, really . . .
DISSON
. Is this you? This I feel?
WENDY
. Yes.
DISSON
. What, all this I can feel?
WENDY
. You're playing one of your games, Mr Disson. You're being naughty again.
Vision back.
DISSON
looks at her.
You sly old thing.
Disley’s surgery.
A torch shines in
DISSON’S
eyes, first right, then left. Torch out. Light on
.
DISLEY
. There's nothing wrong with them.
DISSON
. What then?
DISLEY
. I only deal with eyes, old chap. Why do you come to me? Why don't you go to someone else?
DISSON
. Because it's my eyes that are affected.
DISLEY
. Look. Why don't you go to someone else?
DISLEY
begins to clear away his instruments
.
Nothing worrying you, is there?
DISSON
. Of course not. I've got everything I want.
DISLEY
. Getting a holiday soon?
DISSON
. Going to Spain.
DISLEY
. Lucky man.
Pause.
DISSON
. Look. Listen. You're my oldest friend. You were going to be the best man at my wedding.
DISLEY
. That's right.
DISSON
. You wrote a wonderful speech in my honour.
DISLEY
. Yes.
DISSON
. But you were ill. You had to opt out.
DISLEY
. That's right.
Pause.
DISSON
. Help me.
Pause.
DISLEY
. Who made the speech? Your brother-in-law, wasn't it?
DISSON
. I don't want you to think I'm not a happy man. I am.
DISLEY
. What sort of speech did he make?
Disson’s house. Sitting-room. Evening
.
DISSON
. Tell me about Sunderley.
WILLY
. Sunderley?
DISSON
. Tell me about the place where you two were born. Where you played at being brother and sister.
WILLY
. We didn't have to play at being brother and sister. We were brother and sister.
DIANA
. Stop drinking.
DISSON
. Drinking? You call this drinking? This? I used to down eleven or nine pints a night! Eleven or nine pints! Every night of the stinking week! Me and the boys! The boys! And me! I'd break any man's hand for . . . for playing me false. That was before I became a skilled craftsman. That was before . . .
He falls silent, sits
.
WILLY
. Sunderley was beautiful.
DISSON
. I know.
WILLY
. And now it's gone, for ever.
DISSON
. I never got there.
DISSON
stands, goes to get a drink.
He turns from drinks table
.
What are you whispering about? Do you think I don't hear? Think I don't see? I've got my memories, too. Long before this.
WILLY
. Yes, Sunderley was beautiful.
DISSON
. The lake.
WILLY
. The lake.
DISSON
. The long windows.
WILLY
. From the withdrawing-room.
DISSON
. On to the terrace.
WILLY
. Music playing.
DISSON
. On the piano.
WILLY
. The summer nights. The wild swans.
DISSON
. What swans? What bloody swans?
WILLY
. The owls.
DISSON
. Negroes at the gate, under the trees.
WILLY
. No Negroes.
DISSON
. Why not?
WILLY
. We had no Negroes.
DISSON
. Why in God's name not?
WILLY
. Just one of those family quirks, Robert.
DIANA
(
standing
). Robert.
Pause.
Come to bed.
DISSON
. You can say that, in front of him?
DIANA
. Please.
DISSON
. In front of
him
?
He goes to her
.
Why did you marry me?
DIANA
. I admired you. You were so positive.
DISSON
. You loved me.
DIANA
. You were kind.
DISSON
. You loved me for that?
DIANA
. I found you admirable in your clarity of mind, your surety of purpose, your will, the strength your achievements had given you –
DISSON
. And you adored me for it?
WILLY
(
to
DISSON
). Can I have a private word with you?
DISSON
. You
adored
me for it?
Pause.
DIANA
. You know I did.
WILLY
. Can I have a private word with you, old chap? (
To
DIANA
.) Please.
DIANA
goes out of the room
.
DISSON
looks at
WILLY.
DISSON
. Mind how you tread, Bill. Mind . . . how you tread, old Bill, old boy, old Bill.
WILLY
. Listen. I've been wondering. Is there anything on your mind?
DISSON
. My mind? No, of course not.
WILLY
. You're not dissatisfied with my work, or anything?
DISSON
. Quite the contrary. Absolutely the contrary.
WILLY
. Oh good. I like the work very much. Try to do my best.
DISSON
. Listen. I want you to be my partner. Hear me? I want you to share full responsibility . . . with me.
WILLY
. Do you really?
DISSON
. Certainly.
WILLY
. Well, thank you very much. I don't know what to say.
DISSON
. Don't say anything.
Disson’s office.
WILLY
at the door.
WILLY
. Coming, old chap?
DISSON
. Yes.
WILLY
(
to
WENDY
). Important lunch, this. But I think we'll swing it, don't you, Robert? (
To
WENDY
.) Great prospects in store.
DISSON
and
WILLY
go out
.
WENDY
clips some papers together.
DIANA
comes in through the inner door
.
WENDY
. Oh, hullo, Mrs Disson.
DIANA
. Hullo, Wendy.
Pause.
DIANA
watches
WENDY
clip the papers
.
Do you like being a secretary?
WENDY
. I do, yes. Do you?
DIANA
. I do, yes.
Pause.
I understand your last employer touched your body . . . rather too much.
WENDY
. It wasn't a question of too much, Mrs Disson. One touch was enough for me.
DIANA
. Oh, you left after the first touch?
WENDY
. Well, not quite the first, no.
Pause.
DIANA
. Have you ever asked yourself why men will persist in touching women?
WENDY
. No, I've never asked myself that, Mrs Disson.
DIANA
. Few women do ask themselves that question.
WENDY
. Don't they? I don't know. I've never spoken to any other women on the subject.
DIANA
. You're speaking to me.
WENDY
. Yes. Well, have you ever asked yourself that question, Mrs Disson?
DIANA
. Never. No.
Pause.
Have lunch with me today. Tell me about yourself.
WENDY
. I’ll have lunch with you with pleasure.
DISSON
comes in. They look at him. He at them. Silence
.
DISSON
. Forgotten . . . one of the designs.
DIANA
smiles at him
.
WENDY
clips her papers. He goes to his desk, collects a folder, stands upright
.
DIANA
looks out of the window
.
WENDY
clips papers
.
He looks at them, goes out
.
DIANA
and
WENDY
remain silent
.
Disson’s house. Games room.
DISSON
and
WILLY
playing ping-pong. They are in the middle of a long rally
.
THE TWINS
watch.
WILLY
is on the attack
,
DISSON
playing desperately, retrieving from positions of great difficulty. He cuts, chops, pushes
.
TWINS
(
variously
). Well done, Dad. Good shot, Dad. Good one, Dad.
WILLY
forces
DISSON
on to the forehand
.
He slams viciously
.
DISSON
skids
.
The screen goes black
.
Good shot!
DISSON
. Aaah!
Vision back
.
DISSON
is clutching the table, bent over it.
WILLY
throws the ball on to the table.
It bounces gently across it
.
Disson’s house. Sitting-room. Evening.
DISSON’S
parents.
MOTHER.
Have I seen that mirror before?
DISSON
. No. It's new.
MOTHER
. I knew I hadn't seen it. Look at it, John
.
What a beautiful mirror.
FATHER
. Must have cost you a few bob.
MOTHER
. Can you see the work on it, John? I bet it must be a few years old, that mirror.
DISSON
. It's a few hundred years old.
FATHER
. I bet it must have cost you a few bob.
DISSON
. It wasn't cheap.
FATHER
. Cheap?
MOTHER
. What a beautiful mirror.
FATHER
. Cheap? Did you hear what he said, Dora? He said it wasn't cheap!
MOTHER.
No, I bet it wasn't.
FATHER
(
laughing
). Cheap!
Pause.
MOTHER
. Mrs Tidy sends you her love.
DISSON
. Who?
FATHER
. Mrs Tidy. The Tidys.
DISSON
. Oh yes. How are they?
FATHER
. Still very tidy. (
Laughs
.) Aren't they, Dora?
MOTHER
. You remember the Tidys.
DISSON
. Of course I remember them.
Pause.
How have you been keeping, then?
FATHER
. Oh, your mother's had a few pains. You know, just a few.
MOTHER
. Only a few, John. I haven't had many pains.
FATHER
. I only said you'd had a few. Not many.
Pause.
MOTHER
. Are the boys looking forward to their holiday?
DISSON
. Yes, they are.
FATHER
. When are you going?
DISSON
. I'm not.
Disson’s office.
DISSON
. Tighter.
WENDY
ties the chiffon round his eyes
.
WENDY
. There. You look nice.
DISSON
. This chiffon stinks.
WENDY
. Oh, I do apologize. What of?
Pause.
You're very rude to me. But you do look nice. You really do.
DISSON
tears the chiffon off.
DISSON
. It's useless. Ring Disley. Tell him to come here.
WENDY
. But he'll be here at four o'clock, for your tea party.
DISSON
. I want him now! I want him . . . now.