Cougars (18 page)

“That was such a great movie,” she said as she got up and took her dirty dishes into the kitchen. She glanced at the black cordless phone on the kitchen countertop and decided to give Tiffany a buzz.

“What's going on, diva?” Tiffany asked. Jasmine could tell by the excitement in her voice that Tiffany was in a great mood.

“Just calling to see how you were doing and to find out what's the four-one-one on everything,” Jasmine teased her.

“Girl, let me tell you what I went and did.” Tiffany started laughing.

“Oh Lord, let me sit down,” Jasmine said as she extended the phone cord over to her kitchen table.

“You're not going to believe this crazy shit,” Tiffany said matter- of-factly.

“Lay it on me, girl. What happened?” Jasmine was dying to know.

“I had sex with two guys,” Tiffany blurted.

“Wait, you mean you're seeing two guys at the same time?” Jasmine asked.

“No silly, I fucked two guys at the same time. I had a threesome.”

“No you didn't!” Jasmine's voice rose to an earsplitting level.

“Yes I did! And they were twin brothers!” Tiffany said un-ashamedly.

“Oh my God! How in the hell did you manage to pull that one off? I mean, how could you do two brothers?”

“Just like that.” Tiffany popped her fingers. “They seduced me and goddamn it, I'm glad that they did, because they found the right freak for the job.” Tiffany laughed uncontrollably, then cried out, “Woo woo woo. That shit was good to me!”

“Okay, heifer, give me the details,” Jasmine said.

“Girl, I'm not even sure how the shit happened, it just sort of did,” Tiffany explained.

“Were they students at the university?”

“Yes, music majors with a set of voices that have the power to make any woman's panties soaking wet. Tommy and Bobby are only twenty-one, but their singing voices are more mature than
their years. Girl, I'm telling you…I didn't know their voices were so powerful.”

“Their voices had a boom to it like Luther Vandross…Cisco…and Tyrese?” Jasmine asked, looking for a clearer description.

“Yes. The kind of voices that can make you cry in church, give you goose bumps at a concert, and make you scream until you lose your voice. Tommy and Bobby are still trying to find themselves, so to speak. They're church boys who I think have been sheltered a lot and lived with very strict parents. Now that they're in college and have more independence, they're learning very quickly about the world and the people in it. As they mature they are going to be a pair of heartbreakers.”

“Do you think they'll ever be famous?” Jasmine asked.

“Oh yeah, especially to an audience that can appreciate true talent and gifted voices.”

“Okay, so get to the good part.” Jasmine was eager to learn how she had ended up having both of the young men at the same time.

“Okay, so what had happened is this: The theater department was presenting a variety show. Tommy and Bobby were asked to sing some well-known love ballads. So they would come into the library and look through our music catalog. I suggested some great love songs and even suggested they look at a documentary film on great male vocalists. To make a long story short, they really got into the project and learned a lot about how to put on a great act. Because as you know, singing in front of an audience is never easy.”

“Did you show them a few dance moves, too?” Jasmine laughed.

“Girl, I didn't have to. They worked all of that out.”

“Okay, I was just teasing you. Go on,” Jasmine said.

“So, they came to me one afternoon and asked if I'd come to the theater so they could perform for me, and get my honest opinion. Initially I said no because I figured they'd do just fine.
But then Tommy, the taller one, begged and pleaded with me. The next thing I knew, both of them were insistent about me coming. It was then I realized they truly valued my opinion. So I gave in and said, ‘Alright guys, tell me when and where.' They told me to come to the theater around six p.m. because they'd reserved it. So I take my happy-go-lucky ass down there, right? When I arrive, it's just the three of us in there. Bobby says, ‘Come sit in the front row, we'll be with you in a second.' I didn't think anything of it. I just walked down the aisle and sat down. A few minutes later they both come out onto the stage. Tommy is holding a handheld device, which allowed him to control lighting, curtains and the cue, the music. So he lowers the lighting, stands center stage and says, ‘Bobby and I want to sing two songs for you. We hope you like our interpretation of them.' Then Bobby steps forward and says, ‘We did a lot of research and watched a lot of male vocalists sing songs. Thanks to you we were introduced to music that we've never heard before by these two brothers who sang love ballads together.' I'm sitting there searching my memory trying to recall what brother duo sang together. Then, Bobby cues the music and in perfect pitch begins to sing ‘Unchained Melody.'”

“That's the song from your favorite movie,
Ghost
, with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore.”

“Girl, you know how much I loved that movie.”

“I know. You cry every time you see it.” Jasmine laughed.

“Okay, so you know that I was sitting in my seat looking at this young man and saying to myself, please don't ruin my song.”

“Did he take you there?” Jasmine asked.

“Girl, I had to toss my hands in the air. He sang the shit out that song. He had me crossing my damn legs and bouncing up and down in my seat. So when he finishes I start clapping like a
madwoman because I was so impressed. Then Tommy steps forward and says, ‘Hang on, we want to sing a duet for you.' They played around with the lighting a little bit, cued up the music and starting singing again in perfect pitch, ‘You've Lost That Loving Feeling.'”

“They were blowing like that?” Jasmine asked.

“Listen to me, Jasmine. I started screaming like some crazed teenager. Never in my life have I ever had a man, let alone two, sing to me.”

“Okay!” Jasmine said, fully understanding how Tiffany felt.

“So, they're going on about how I've lost that loving feeling, right. They jumped down off the stage, walk toward me and Tommy gets down on his knees for me. He puts his hand on my knees and spreads my legs open, looks me directly in the eyes and with the most soul-stirring voice shouts out the word, ‘Baby.' Bobby responds to the call and yells back, ‘Baby.' They sang back and forth and my skin got goose bumps everywhere.”

“Aww shit.” Jasmine started laughing.

“Aww shit is right! It was at that point that I realized these young men had set my ass up to seduce me. I wiped the perspiration from Bobby's forehead with my fingertips, just as Tommy kissed me on the cheek. Girl, they pulled me up to my feet. One stood in back of me and the other was in front of me. There was no mistaking their intentions. I knew what it was about and went with the motherfucking flow.”

“Ahhhh, girl you crazy!” Jasmine screamed.

“Shit, I'm a grown-ass woman. I started swaying my hips and both of them moved with me. They'd gotten my ass hot. The next thing I knew, my blouse was being unbuttoned, and I had each hand on two hard-ass dicks. In no time flat, our clothes were off. I pulled some condoms out of my purse and told Bobby
to lie on his back. I rode him while giving Tommy a blowjob. I didn't care whether or not I got caught because I'd always wanted to do two men, but never could find the right two guys. It was like some freaky-deaky and buck-wild porno film, except I was in it. I was the treat. All of that naked, sweaty brown skin turned me on in a way I've never thought possible.”

“Girl, were they virgins? I mean, did they have any clue as to what they were doing?”

“They weren't virgins when I was done with them, and they knew enough to give me an orgasm and that's all I'm going to say about that.”

“And they didn't care about sharing you?” Jasmine asked again.

“They were twins, Jasmine. I assume they're used to sharing everything. They wore me out though. When I got one to blow his load, I had another hard dick to work with. When I left, girl, I could barely walk. My shit was sore for days, but in a good way.”

“I think your name is getting around and young men are approaching you just to see if they can get fucked,” Jasmine said with all honesty.

“That may be true, but it's my choice as to whether or not I give in. I'm just having fun right now. I'm not taking any of this seriously. It's just a beneficial arrangement between consenting adults. I like to get down and so do they. However, I did make it very clear that what happened there needed to stay there. They understood the importance of making sure it remained our little secret.”

“So what happened after that?” Jasmine asked.

“Nothing. It was truly just one of those moments. The boys think I'm the coolest librarian that has ever walked the face of the earth now, but I already knew that I was fly.” Both Tiffany and Jasmine laughed at the authenticity of the comment.

“Girl, I don't even know what to say about you and your sexual explorations,” Jasmine said.

“There is nothing you can say. Shit. It is what it is.”

Jasmine could hear the smile in Tiffany's voice.

“So what's new with you in the romance department?”

“Well, I wouldn't call it romance as much as I would pure lust. I've got a new fish on the line,” Jasmine said.

“Oh really now, what's his name?” Tiffany asked.

“He's a guy I work with.”

“Ooo, a freaky sneaky office affair. Is he any good in bed?” Tiffany asked.

“I don't know. We haven't done anything yet, except kiss. But get this… Remember when we were in New York and I was telling you ladies about the guy I met at the bar?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember. His drunk friend came over and interrupted your conversation.”

“Never in a million years did I ever think I'd see this guy again, but as it turns out, he's a chemist just like me.”

“Get the hell out!” Tiffany shouted.

“I'm serious. I almost had a heart attack when I saw him walk in for an interview. He's a brilliant guy. A little bit of a workaholic and slightly obsessed with his work, but other than that, he's a good guy.”

“Well, honey, a working man never goes out of style, if you know what I mean.”

“Yeah, I understand where you're coming from.” Jasmine let her words linger longer than usual. “When he first arrived, he was ignoring me and acting as if he wasn't attracted to me. He kept everything on a professional level and I was truly torn by that. I admired him for being mature about it, but I also wanted him to flirt with me just a little. Anyway, I had to take matters
into my own hands and nudge him along. We've agreed to have a very discreet relationship.”

“Well, have fun with it,” Tiffany encouraged her. “But let me say this. I'm not the one to stop anyone from getting his or her freak on. All I'm saying is be careful with this arrangement because if the relationship sours—”

“I'm going to fire him,” Jasmine cut Tiffany off and told her exactly what she'd do if the relationship got out of control.

“Okay, Miss Boss Lady.”

“Anyway, I'll keep you up to date about what's going on with that. Have you heard from Millie?”

“I talked to her briefly yesterday, but she said she'd call me back because she was on her way to interview a pool of jurors. I never did hear back from her.”

“I know she's going through a lot right now. I'll give her a call later on,” Jasmine said as she walked in to her bedroom. She noticed a small light on her cell phone blinking. She picked it up and glanced at the display. Travis had called twice.

“Yeah, we're going to have to keep an eye out for our girl. She's got a ton of drama going on,” Tiffany said.

“I'm sure she'll manage it.” Jasmine flipped open her phone and saw that Travis had also forwarded her a text message. “Cute.”

“What's cute?” Tiffany asked.

“Travis sent me a text message that said, ‘Here is a kiss, you can put it anywhere you want to.'”

“Hmph. You should respond back and ask if that kiss comes with tongue.”

“You are just a mess, Tiffany.” Jasmine grinned wide.

“Hell, that's what I'd do. I'd also tell him the place I want to put the kiss requires more than just one peck. I need that full lip, tongue, and mouth action.”

“I am not going to tell him all of that in a text message. I'll just call him,” Jasmine said.

“Well, let me get off the phone so you can go handle that. Call me back when he decides to let you up for some air,” Tiffany joked.

“Oh, he's not going to have me locked down like that, honey. I'm a Cougar. I'm the one who'll have his ass pinned down.”

Jasmine heard Tiffany pop her fingers. “Well all right. I'll talk to you later.” The ladies said their good-byes and ended their call.

J
ASMINE
PICKED UP HER PHONE and called Travis back. His phone rang for an unusually long time before he finally picked up.

“Hello?” Travis sounded as if he were out of breath.

“Why are you panting so hard?” Jasmine asked, curious as to what he'd been up to.

“I was in the other room moving furniture around. I've been cleaning up my apartment up all day. I finally unpacked the remainder of my boxes,” Travis said.

“Were you able to bail your friend out of jail?” Jasmine inquired.

“Yeah, I got his crazy ass out. I spent most of the night talking to him.”

“What did he get arrested for?”

“DUI,” Travis lied. He didn't want to get into all of the complicated details associated with Alex's arrest.

“Well, that was dumb,” Jasmine said.