Crab Town (15 page)

A Roald Dahl-esque children’s story about two faggy vampires who partake in a mustache competition to find out which one is truly the faggiest.

What would you do if your normal everyday world was slowly mutating into the video game world from Tron?

All of the characters every played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.