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Authors: Charlie Flowers

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22

 

The Brigadier shook both of us by the hand. Bang-Bang slung her carbine over her shoulder and looked around in astonishment. The Brigadier laughed and said ‘I know. “There’s some corner of a foreign field”, and all that.’

It was as though we were in a tennis club in Surrey. Before us was a large yellow building with aerials and an even more massive satellite dish on the roof.

‘That’s the main embassy building’, said the Brigadier. ‘We call it the Chancery. Come along. Colonel Mahoney is waiting for you on Skype.’

We followed him past more Portakabins converted into shops. A sign was advertising DJ night somewhere in the compound. Soon we were going up the steps of the main block and inside. We followed the Brigadier up the main stairs to the Special Forces liaison office. A PC terminal had Skype on standby. We crowded in. Onscreen the Colonel was drinking from his office mug. I tapped the microphone.

‘This holiday is shit, boss, I want a refund.’

There was booming laughter from the speakers.

‘So my young hooligans are back! Hello Riz, hello Holly.’

‘Evening Colonel’, she curtsied with a sly grin.

His expression changed to one of concern and he studied her more closely. ‘Are you OK Holly? Everything in one piece?’

She stood up and became more serious. ‘Not really, Colonel. They got me addicted to smack. But I know what to do about it, don’t worry.’

For a moment the Colonel’s face looked like thunder. I would not want to be London’s US Ambassador tomorrow. Then he sat forward.

‘Sure? Because I want you in Paris the day after tomorrow. Big NATO conference there next week, I’ll be there and we need to liaise with the French security people. Can you brief me in on the right-wing elements at Bagram, Holly? Will you be OK to talk?’

She shrugged. ‘Sure. Don’t see why not.’

‘Good. OK, now you two go off and stand down for the evening. Everything is on the office account from now on and I’ve sent your travel stuff and your phones and laptops over by
diplomatic bag. The Brigadier will show you to your room. You two deserve Paris, don’t you think?’

Bang-Bang smiled at him, then me. ‘I’ve seen death and Kabul, but I’ve never seen Paris.’

She turned back to the screen and tapped it gently. ‘That sounds lovely, Colonel Mahoney. Thankyou. See you there.’

I spoke to the screen. ‘Appreciate that, boss. By the way did Swallow and co get out OK?’

He nodded.

‘Good. See you in Paris.’

The Colonel saluted. I couldn’t remember whether we had to salute back or not, and then the Skype connection sighed and went out.

‘Right,’ Bang-Bang said, ‘dunno about you, but I’m going to have a rollup, a long hot bath with as much foam as I can get in it, wash my hair, and oh, first… Mr Brigadier Sir, have you got a phone I can use?’

He nodded at a deskphone. She went over to it and lifted the handset. ‘00 44 for Britain, yeah?’

We both nodded. I guessed she was phoning her mum.

She dialled a long number and waited. Then she spoke.

‘Salaam, ammi! You’ll never guess where I am!’

She looked at the handset and then replaced it to her ear.

‘Oh hello Dad. Yes. I’m in the embassy in Kabul. Have you been recording Citizen Khan for me? Waddya mean you forgot. Sorry? Mum’s done what?’

She looked back at us. ‘My mum’s just fainted.’

 

 

 

23

 

30th September

 

Next morning found us sitting at the compound’s outdoor café drinking tiny cups of sweet Afghan coffee, black and sticky as tar. The staff had found us some relatively clean Afghan clothes to replace the minging, dusty sets we’d arrived in. The day was already starting to get hot. Bang-Bang was wearing a ridiculously large pair of Sixties sunglasses and snickering to herself as she read a Barbara Cartland paperback she’d found on a bookshelf on the stairs. She was also inadvertently blowing heroin fumes over me from one of those nasty rollups.

‘Oi. Liz Taylor. Can you blow that smoke the other way?’

She gave me a look from over the tops of the shades.

‘Sorry babes.’

I craned my neck to read the book’s title. “The Reluctant Bride?”

‘That’s the one. It’s genius, doll. Whitbread Prize stuff.’

I shrugged. ‘Chick lit.’

Time passed and Sunday at the embassy began. Staff came for their lattes, a man came by pushing a lawnmower. Some lawn sprinklers went on. Our phones and laptops had, as promised, been waiting for us in the Special Forces annex last night. Also waiting had been the embassy medical staff to give us both a once-over to make sure we hadn’t contracted AIDS or hepatitis or Allah knew what. We’d come through clear to my considerable relief. Apart from Bang-Bang’s obvious hard drug habit. The staff had clucked at her trackmarks and given her a shot of vitamins, or echinacea or something.

My BlackBerry was on the table in front of me and buzzing as the backlog of texts, voicemails and emails came through. It was an MOD BlackBerry, managed by the Defence Communication Services Agency, so I could get secure comms almost anywhere in the world. Perk of the job. Fuzz had sent a text with a smiley emoticon. The gang was ecstatic.

Bang-Bang looked at me again. ‘Who are waiting for?’

I waggled my eyebrows. ‘The ambassador’s own CP team, no less. Machineguns, armoured 4 x 4s, the lot. We’re getting the VIP ride to the airport. And check
this
out…’

From a jiffy envelope I pulled two British diplomatic passports and two pairs of tickets for Etihad Airways…

‘Flyin’ in style, babe. Kabul to Abu Dhabi and then Abu Dhabi to Paris Charles De Gaulle. Economy from Kabul, but at Abu Dhabi we can get an upgrade to something called…’

I looked at the tickets.

‘…“Diamond First.” Plasma screen, bed, inflight bar… all mod cons.’

She grinned. ‘You sure know how to show a girl a good time, Mr Sabir.’

There was a discreet cough to our left. Three Royal Military Police soldiers, in casual dress but armed to the teeth with HK53s and a Minimi light machine gun were waiting. The lead guy spoke. ‘Morning people. I’m Dougie. Taking you to the airport. Ready Sir and Ma’am?’

We were. We stood. Bang-Bang reached under the table and brought up her carbine and checked the safety. I checked my pistol. Dougie looked at his team. They looked back at him. He gave an above-my-pay-grade shrug.

I spoke. ‘Guys. Me and my fiancée here have just fought our way out of an Afghan prison and these are our personal weapons. Tell you what. When you get us on that plane, we will relinquish them to you and you can put them in the next diplomatic bag back to Blighty. Good enough?’

Dougie was coming to a decision. ‘OK. Good enough, fella. Follow me, please.’

We picked up our meagre personal effects and followed them to a convoy of armoured black Toyotas. We got in the middle car, the Ghurkhas pulled the steel gate open and the convoy roared out of the compound at rocket speed into the Afghan morning.

Bang-Bang was squeezed in between me and a rather uncomfortable-looking CP guy who was trying to lay his Minimi out of harm’s way. She laid the barrel of her AKS-74U on his leg and said ‘Eeese… wanna know how many gringos I have keeled with thees?’

He shook his head.

She laughed and her nosering jangled. ‘I have absolutely no idea!’

I whacked her shoulder and gave her the “stop it” look.

 

 

 

 

 

24

 

The digital clock in the Diamond First cabin flicked over to midnight. I looked out of the nearest window. I couldn’t see anything but black. Still, this was an improvement on the plane I’d gone in on.

Bang-Bang was asleep in what we had discovered to be a single bed when we’d pressed the button that converted the couch. She had her own compartment down the aisle from mine, but I’d explained in vague terms to the chief stewardess where we had come from and what we were to each other, and now the whole cabin crew was cooing over us.

Bang-Bang was shivering in her sleep. I went and adjusted the covers. I reckoned we both knew that the next week or so was going to be hell for her. I stroked her hair and went back to the window and perched on the shelving. I flicked through the channels on the flatscreen.

There was onboard wi-fi internet on this flight. Since I couldn’t sleep I took advantage of it and got on my laptop and went through the huge backlog of social media and emails.

My first assignment was on Skype. I had a call to make to Teacher. The Skype connection booped in my headset.
C’monnnnn
, I willed the screen. The display came to life. And there was Teacher, smoking a fag.

‘Riz! What’s with the Taliban beard?’

‘Hello mate. I’ll explain when I get back…’

‘Get back? Where are you?’

‘With Bang-Bang.’

The cheer nearly sent me deaf. ‘Shit, Teach, dial it down,’ I laughed, ‘I’ve got her. We’re on a plane to Paris. But we have a problem…’

I explained. Teacher sat back and thought for a bit then went and got a notepad and pen and started writing. ‘Listen, I’ll type this up and Facebook inbox it to you. Follow the instructions and NO Methadone.’

‘Sure thang. I owe you. By the way… can you get a job-lot of acid blotters to the girls?’

Teacher raised an eyebrow but after a while, just nodded. He knew I wouldn’t have asked for something like that frivolously.

We clicked off. I checked my office emails. Toots had sent some updates and clippings. The first one concerned a wave of raids in Germany on neo-Nazi homes, squats, and
clubhouses. The North Rhine-Westphalia interior ministry had come down hard on what was known as the National Socialist Underground, but, disturbingly, they’d found very little. The NSU was on the move. The second email was a report on one of Anders Breivik’s aides, who had finally come out of the shadows. He’d identified himself as being from the “Knights Templar Order 777” and had been emailing Norwegian politicians and news media outlets via the anonymous Tor network. The email read:

 


I
hereby
present
myself
as
cell
two
and
representative
of
the
European
resistance
movement
.
Me
and
my
soldiers
,
with
all
respect
to
our
people
,
our
culture
and
ethnicity
,
will
warn
all
supporters
of
multiculturalism
against
the
war
we
are
now
deeply
engaged
in
.
No
longer
will
we
tolerate
your
ignorance
,
nor
your
derision
of
our
people
.

Never
before
have
we
been
forced
to
commit
this
type
of
acts
against
our
own
people
,
and
we
will
continue
along
this
path
until
we
succeed
in
waking
up
the
Norwegian
and
European
people
from
their
psychosis
,
and
undoing
the
brainwashing
of
our
brothers
,
sisters
,
mothers
,
and
fathers
.

Our
Commander
,
Anders
Behring
Breivik
,
sacrificed
his
life
and
freedom
for
our
people
and
our
struggle
.
It
will
be
unacceptable
and
inequitable
to
us
if
he
continues
to
be
ignored
and
is
declared

insane

by
the
unjust
and
corrupt
apparatus
that
is
in
power
.
If
this
is
to
be
the
case
,
all
those
who
died
by
his
sword
will
have
passed
in
vain
.”

 

I sat back. I could see the pattern. The networks were on the move, the leadership was coming to life. Damn.

The next job was to update my Facebook so that Fuzz and the gang knew where we were heading. Within a minute, Fuzz was inboxing me. The message read ‘
Rizbhai
!
You’re
not
gonna
believe
this
!’ and was followed by a link to a BBC local news feed. She was right. I could hardly believe my eyes. It was a video link to an Infidels flashmob in Derby yesterday. A shaven-headed man was speaking into the mic of a very large megaphone being held by… Duckie. Oh my God. She was in.

By 2am I’d done all I could online. Holly seemed mercifully asleep. I envied her. There was no way I could sleep on a plane. I kissed her cheek. She stirred and smiled. I spoke to her.

‘Shift up, crazy chica.’

She woke and looked up at me. ‘Are we there yet?’

‘Nearly. Do us a favour hun - say “Tommy Robinson” when we get to Paris.’

‘Tommy Robinson when we get to Paris.’

‘No dipstick, I meant remind me to call him when we get there.’

‘Oh. OK. Sing me a song hun.’

‘Hmm. OK. Here’s one.’

She snuggled onto my chest. Oh brilliant, now I couldn’t move.

‘What’s the song Riz babes?’

I looked down at her and murmured

‘Brazil, when hearts were entertaining June

We stood beneath an amber moon

And softly murmured “someday soon”

We kissed and clung together,

Then, tomorrow was another day

The morning found me miles away

With still a million things to say;

Now, when twilight dims the sky above

Recalling thrills of our love…’

She was asleep again, and that smile was still on her face.

Had I done a good thing? I supposed I had. I’d got her back. But the pair of us seemed to attract trouble.

I left the compartment and made my way forward to the bar. It was a chintzy little affair, a semicircular bar lit from below, with saucers of peanuts and I had no idea what. I felt like I’d accidentally walked into a Fifties science-fiction film. “Riz Sabir in Forbidden Planet.” I decided I was too tired to care. I collapsed onto a barstool. To my left a giant moving-map display was tracking the plane’s course.

The bartender came over, stood before me and raised an eyebrow. I looked at him.‘I know. What d’you recommend boss?’

‘To sleep?’

‘I’m all ears.’

‘Are you Muslim, Sir? If you are, we do some mean mocktails.’

I had to laugh, so I did. ‘Mocktails. Good one. I am Muslim, but I’m one of those Muslims that has had a bad week at the office. OK. Fix me a gin and tonic and don’t skimp on the gin.’

He nodded approval and got busy.

A middle-aged man in a sharp grey suit plonked himself down onto the barstool next to me. The suit was good, and well-cut, but he looked like a soldier in civvies. He gave me a thousand-yard-stare and then smiled. And then he spoke in a voice that sounded like gravel being poured onto a road.

‘Riz
Sabir ? Enchanté. Je m’apelle Tchéky, Capitaine dans la Direction de la Protection et de la Sécurité de la Défense. DPSD for short, part of our Military Intelligence. We shall be working together when we reach Paris.’

Work never switched off. I bet the Colonel had set this up. I toasted him with my freshly-arrived G and T. ‘Salaams, Tchéky. Turkish name, innit?’

He nodded and chinked his own glass of spirits against my glass.

‘D’accord. Salams and Hosgeldin.’

We laughed together. I liked this guy already.

‘Parlez-vouz
Francais, Riz ?’

‘Er…
non. My other half does, but she’s zonked out at the moment.’

‘Zonked?’

‘Chinstrapped. Out cold.’

He just looked at me.

‘Asleep, mate.’

‘Ah. Eh bien, the boys will drink, non?’

‘Plan. Right. Tell me about what we’ll be getting up to in Paris and I’ll tell you what my other half found out.’

We talked into the dawn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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