Darkest England
Authors: Christopher Hope
D
ARKEST
E
NGLAND
Christopher Hope was born in Johannesburg in 1944. He is the author of nine novels and one collection of short stories, including
Kruger's Alp
, which won the Whitbread Prize for Fiction,
Serenity House
, which was shortlisted for the 1992 Booker Prize, and
My Mother's Lovers
, published by Atlantic Books in 2006 to great acclaim. He is also a poet and playwright and author of the celebrated memoir
White Boy Running
.
A
LSO BY
C
HRISTOPHER
H
OPE
FICTION
My Mother's Lovers
A Separate Development
Kruger's Alp
The Hottentot Room
My Chocolate Redeemer
Serenity House
Me, the Moon and Elvis Presley
Heaven Forbid
SHORTER FICTION
Black Swan
Learning to Fly
The Love Songs of Nathan J. Swirsky
The Garden of Bad Dreams
POETRY
Cape Drives
In the Country of the Black Pig
English Men
FOR CHILDREN
The King, the Cat and the Fiddle (with Yehudi Menuhin)
The Dragon Wore Pink
NON-FICTION
White Boy Running
Moscow! Moscow!
Signs of the Heart
Brother Under the Skin
First published in Great Britain in 1996 by Macmillan Publishers Ltd.
This paperback edition published in Great Britain in 2009 by Atlantic Books, an imprint of Grove Atlantic Ltd.
Copyright © Christopher Hope 1996
The moral right of Christopher Hope to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Acts of 1988.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book.
This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities, is entirely coincidental.
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eISBN 978 1 78239 734 2
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Contents
Acknowledgements
In seeking to understand better the traditions and culture of the Khoisan people, so insistently recalled in the notebooks of David Mungo Booi, I learnt a great deal from Alan Barnard's elegant study:
Hunters and Herders of Southern Africa
, Cambridge 1992.
I am grateful to Cambridge University Press for permission to reproduce Alan Barnard's explanation of the five basic click sounds found in Khoisan languages (see
page 282
).
An account of my discovery of the English notebooks of David Mungo Booi first appeared in the
Daily Telegraph
in October 1994.
The fragment of verse on
page 166
, translated from the original /Xam by Stephen Watson, is reproduced with the permission of the author.
Remember,
we are dealing with barbarians â¦
Tacitus (
writing about the first Britons
)
Foreword
I found them camped for the night somewhere between the little towns of Lutherburg and Zwingli. Pieces of corrugated iron propped against their cart made a night shelter. A couple of donkeys gnawed at the scrubby plants on the roadside verge. The wine was going around the fire in a silvery plastic sack, shaped rather like a hot-water bottle with a teat; five litres of rough white, known as a âfive-man-can', an udder of intoxication. Theirs was a solitary light on the dusty road that arrows between somewhere and nowhere in the immense darkness of the desert.
Although it was only about seven in the evening, the temperature was already below freezing, and falling swiftly. Even in autumn, on the high plains of the Great Karoo, nights can kill. The moon had barely risen and the stars were yet to show their blazing fury. The Southern Cross hung in the sky with a heavy, established look; important but a little silly, like a Boer among his minions.
The nomads of the Karoo, in the far Northern Cape, do not drink to forget. In order to forget you must have something to remember. They drink to dream. So when the father of the family, Old Adam Blitzerlik, tossed something in a dangerous arc through the flames I knew as it landed beside me, with the smell of scorched string, that he was at the cross-over point where one dream ends and another waits to begin.
I had received their message on election day, over at the Hunter's Arms in Lutherburg. The hotel was unusually packed. Trouble was expected, shoot-outs, sabotage. A dozen cops, drawn from distant stations, crowded the dining-room in hourly relays and munched through huge T-bone steaks before buckling on their weapons and setting off to guard the polling booths, and to patrol the town for bombs.
The hotel bar was thick with election officials, foreign monitors and United Nations observers, in the persons of Jean-Paul from Geneva and Matthias from Vienna. They put on their baseball caps when we got news of gunplay among the white extremists boycotting the election. When we had bomb threats they pulled on their loose blue waistcoats and walked up and down in front of the hotel: showing the flag.
Clara, the owner of the Hunter's Arms, was proud of the UN presence. âThose guys phone Geneva,' she said. âI feel I'm back in the world.'
To celebrate she went out and bought a pair of blue bell-bottomed trousers, a gold blouse and a hairpiece that she wore on top of her thinning blonde curls in a towering beehive. She put in a formal request to Jean-Paul and Matthias to declare the Hunter's Arms a UN safe haven. The UN promised to consider its position.
The message that the Blitzerliks wanted to see me came to Clara in the way of messages in those parts. Someone turned up in the backyard of the Hunter's Arms, stared at the sky, offered the usual compliments regarding her health, expressed the hope that hunting would be good in the springbuck season, and then abruptly told her that the travelling family had something âto give the Englishman'.
Clara rolled her eyes and laughed in her wild barking way when she relayed the message. The Blitzerlik family had so few possessions that everything they owned was strapped to the back of their cart, pulled by two emaciated donkeys. A tin kettle, a black three-legged pot and a âroaster', an iron grill for cooking over the fire. The Blitzerliks were not in the giving business, said Clara. They were the sorts of people you gave things to. And when you did, they boozed it away. She had watched the nomads straggling into town to vote for the first time in their lives and it made her heart bleed: âWhat must they
think
? For crying in a bucket!'
Around the campfire I found Old Adam Blitzerlik, no more than thirty, too young to warrant his venerable title; his wife, Mina, looked about fifteen, and she fed the fire with handfuls of wiry ashbush. Ma and Pa Blitzerlik, Adam's parents, drew heavily on their pipes, their tiny, wrinkled, walnut faces wrapped in heavy woollen scarves. Old Adam rolled a cigarette from a scrap of newspaper and struck a match to the bitter, black tobacco. The winebag went around again, accompanied by a single cup. Each measure judged precisely. Half a cup, left to right around the circle, taken at a gulp, and passed on. Stringing a necklace of cheap dreams.
Now Grandfather Blitzerlik invited me to examine the gift. And Mina fed the fire with candlebush, which made
it flare as brightly as if she had doused it with paraffin. I saw the parcel was wrapped in thick brown paper, tied with coarse string, which showed what at first I thought was sealing wax on the knots. Butcher's paper, I realized later. The sealing wax was, in fact, dried blood. The parcel was ripped in places where Old Adam had helped himself to cigarette paper. Through the holes I glimpsed the red-and-black bindings of two notebooks. Cheap and serviceable notebooks you will find at any stationer's.
Grandfather Blitzerlik, after shaking his pipe to clear the stem and spitting into the fire, began to speak in his melodious Afrikaans. I was from England, and so I would understand his story. It did not strike him as odd that he was speaking Afrikaans to an Englishman. The English were magical beings, capable of anything. Long ago had they not come to the Karoo, at the behest of their Queen, the âOld Auntie with Diamonds in Her Hair'? And had not her soldiers, in their red dresses, âkicked the Boer to Kingdom Come?' Such was the power of the Empire.
Well, then, some years ago a white farmer had found a child in the scorched ruins of a camp. A common enough accident; a family had slept too close to their fire one cold night, and only the little boy survived. Poor thing! The farmer, an Englishman from the Zwingli district, had taken the boy home and raised him to read and write and speak English, the only person within a hundred miles to possess such talents. His name was Booi â David Booi.
It happened, a few years later, that the travelling people of the Karoo fell on hard times. There were beatings, several murders, hunger and hardship; everyone was suffering badly â âcrying' â at the hands of the farmers. So they had come up with a plan. Money had been collected among sheep-shearers and jackal-hunters and fence-builders. It had been
decided to send David Booi to England, to ask the Queen to send the soldiers in red dresses back again to kick the Boer to Kingdom Come! Was it not a very good plan?
A good plan, I said. But what had become of their messenger?
Opinions differed. Old Adam declared firmly that the English Queen had liked David Booi so much, she had begged him to stay in England. No, his father piped up, she had given him a thousand sheep and he lived like a lord. Wrong, said Mina, he was dead. He had perished at the hands of savages, somewhere on his travels; everyone in the Karoo knew it.
About one thing they had no doubt; the notebooks in the ragged parcel had belonged to this man Booi. And this was known because of the manner in which they had been acquired. Grandfather Blitzerlik had been waiting in the queue at the Scorpion Point Post Office when he had been presented with the notebooks by a white woman.
Wearing a blue hat, Mina added.
And the books were in a brown suitcase, said old Adam â long disposed of. Being far too good for books.
A very beautiful woman, Grandfather Blitzerlik dreamily repeated. She had asked if he remembered David Mungo Booi, and when he told her that everyone remembered David, she gave him the books and vanished. And here the old man turned, as he must have done when the mysterious donor walked out of the post office. He made a curious curving, or scooping, motion with his hand, carving an arc in the firelight, as if in his mind's eye he watched her leave once again: the white woman in the blue hat.
It did not matter what had happened to David Mungo Booi; the old grandmother spoke for the first time. For people said now that his mission had not been necessary.
But I was an Englishman. Perhaps I had not heard of the voting? Well, a new world had begun, and the wandering people did not need the help of the old Queen of the Red Frocks â now they were going to kick the Boer to Kingdom Come themselves.