Dead Angler

Fly fishing can be fatal

Osborne bent his knees to squat beside the corpse. “Lew, aim your headlamp into the mouth for me, please.”

“Right. Something wrong?”

“I recall that Meredith had a goodly amount of gold work,” said Osborne. “The gold is gone, Lew. Even in this light, I can tell you it was not politely removed.”

“After death—or before?”

From the abrasions on the interior of this mouth—had to be after. Now I wonder if she drowned …”

“Are you saying this is not an accidental death, Doc?”

“I can’t be sure … but it doesn’t look good.”

Lew looked at him, her eyes keen with appreciation. “Doctor Osborne, thank you,” she said. “You just told me something very important that I might have overlooked. This changes everything.”

And with that Osborne felt a swell of conflicting emotions: deep sadness for the victim, a young woman who had always been so pretty and gracious and full of life—and a school boy flush of happiness at Lew’s words of admiration.

Dead
Angler

VICTORIA HOUSTON

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For Nicole, Steve, Amanda, Ryan, and Abby—
for being there when it counted

Dr. Osborne
struggled for balance in the waist-high waters of the roiling Prairie River. With his new wading boots slipping and skidding over the algae on the rocks underfoot, he was glad he’d spent the extra dollars for chest-high waders.

Gusting winds whipped a warm crisp rain against his face while the icy currents surged, bubbled, and sprayed around him. He shook his head. The wild beauty and the absurdity of it. How on earth had he let Lew Ferris talk him into fly-fishing at midnight?

Well, it wasn’t exactly midnight. But it
was
nearly eleven. The sky, black with a heavy cloud cover, smothered an intermittent moon. Osborne paused in his awkward casting to shout upstream, hoping his voice would be carried along on a sudden gust, “Lew? Lew!”

He listened for Lew’s reassuring voice. Instead, his ears were filled with the soft roar of wind and rain through the tall firs. Moonlight flickered through the clouds for a brief instant. Enough so he could see that in this stretch of the Prairie, less than twenty feet wide, the brush of the forest crowded in from the bank. Bear crossed his mind. Bear and their affinity for fresh brook trout. He tried not to think about it. He was having enough problems already.

The route upstream was not only slippery, it was complicated with ghosts. Well, he admitted to himself, not exactly ghosts although that is how he planned to describe them to his fishing buddy, Ray Pradt, later. Ray, the musky guide and walleye expert, had tried to warn him off his return to fly-fishing.

“Too darn complicated,” he’d said. “Don’t you want to relax when you fish?” Then he said what he was really thinking: “So you like to fish with the pretty boys? Pretentious goombahs like Walter Mason?”

Osborne couldn’t wait to tell Ray it sure wasn’t Walter Mason and his state-of-the-art gear lurking in the woods tonight. Nor was “pretentious” the word to describe these fellows. Instead, an eerie crew of trout-fishing fanatics had stationed themselves along the tricky banks of the Prairie. As far as he could see, that was, and he wasn’t seeing very far at all.

Figures kept emerging from the shadows. Other fly fishermen. Hidden by the dense brush and the dark. Concentrating. Very territorial. The first one he bumped into accidently, swooshing around a bend in the river bank and nearly toppling both of them into the water. This one he knew. Ted Frasier, a former patient, and a very genial man. Osborne had apologized profusely, backing off as Ted warned him away from the pool that Ted had been focused on for hours.

The next fellow wasn’t so friendly. “Stop right there,” grunted a raspy voice out of the dark to his left. The man was crouched on a rock close to the bank, smoking a cigarette, his fly rod resting over his shoulder. Osborne could barely make out his shape. “Git over to the other side,” the voice ordered. He conveniently did not mention the big hole Osborne then stepped into, pitching forward and nearly losing his balance. Two down and how many more to go? Water, wind, rain, rod, and etiquette—in the dead of night?

Osborne seriously considered giving up the damn sport. But he had to admit the frustrations were his own fault. With practice, he’d renew the expertise he had acquired years earlier. He knew he would learn to love it again. No sport, except fly-fishing, can take you so close to the heart of water.

He was also intrigued by his instructor. He had arrived at the trout stream fully expecting a man, maybe even someone he knew, only to be greeted by a woman. And not just any woman but Lew Ferris, the Loon Lake Chief of Police. Sure, she held a man’s job but still …
learning to fish from a woman?
He couldn’t get over it.

Of course, Lewellyn Ferris had always puzzled him—even in the days when she was a patient he knew only from their brief chats during her six-month visits to have her teeth cleaned. And he had always found himself thinking about her after she left the office.

Her direct manner and fresh-faced vibrancy was so unlike his late wife and her coquettish, carefully attired, cosmetically-correct, female friends. Lew was hardly a beauty yet there was something satisfying in the healthy glow of her skin and the friendly snap of her eyes. Something earthy and attractive in the way she wore men’s shirts and Levi’s instead of ladylike blouses and slacks. When he had to construct a bridge for her a few months before his retirement, just seeing her name on the appointment calendar had brightened his day.

No sirree,
thought Osborne in response to the momentary urge to give up, I
need to figure this out.
He meant the fly-fishing, of course.

Osborne grasped his fly rod with determination and forged ahead, bracing himself against the waist-high rushing waters. Slippery rocks, thunderheads, and all, fly-fishing had begun to look like it would beat the heck out of losing more cribbage games to Ray.

And all because he finally got around to cleaning the garage.

It was his first such clean-up since Mary Lee’s death two years ago. She had been a fanatic on completely emptying and cleaning the darn place every winter, spring, summer, and fall. The result was a garage so clean he could have resumed his dental practice in the parking spot where her car used to be.

But when Erin, his younger daughter and the mother of his two grandsons, asked him to contribute items to the Loon Lake elementary school auction, he decided to explore the shelves in the storage area that ran along the back.

It had led to an afternoon of unexpected delights. With no Mary Lee to hurry him along, to insist that he keep throwing stuff away, he found himself having a great time. Gripping his old tennis racquet, he swung through a couple forehands and made a mental note to get back on the courts one of these days. Sixty-three is plenty young to win at doubles.

Reaching up, he pulled a dusty croquet set off a top shelf. He certainly couldn’t give that away. Erin’s oldest had just turned seven, the perfect age to learn the game. Looking for a place to set the rack of croquet balls so he wouldn’t forget to dust them off, he bumped into a roll of leftover wall-to-wall carpeting that had been standing on end in one corner. The roll tipped and fell, exposing a tall metal sports locker he hadn’t seen in years.

The minute he opened the locker door he knew why. Mary Lee must have shoved it back there on purpose: she had hated his fly-fishing.

Osborne reached for the first fly rod. Made of bamboo, it was light as a feather in his hand. A classic, handmade from split bamboo, it had belonged to his father. He set it aside carefully to pull out the second rod. This had been his favorite. The cork grip above the bird’s-eye maple reel seat still fit his hand perfectly. The rod gleamed copper in the late morning sun, the guides glinted gold.

His creel rested on an overhead shelf. He pulled it down. Inside were tucked two boxes of trout flies. Behind the creel, Mary Lee had stuffed his fishing vest. Osborne shook it out, then explored its pockets with all the pleasure of a little kid on Christmas morning.

He got so involved sorting through the mix of clippers, forceps, bottles of floatant, trout flies, packets of leaders and tippets, an old fishing license, and all the other paraphaernalia packed into the vest’s thirty-three pockets that he forgot to eat lunch.

It was mid-afternoon when he raised the garage door and walked out onto the driveway. Memories flooded back as he attached the reel, slipped line through the guides, tied on a trout fly and raised his arm. Up, back, and forward he flicked the rod. He had forgotten how delicate was the tip action, so unlike the heavy, weighted swoosh of his musky rod.

But the fly line flopped and pooled at his feet. It had been years since he had fly-fished. He had lost the muscle memory of the proper casting technique. And he had no one to ask for help. The elderly lawyer who had introduced him to the sport had long since moved on to more sacred fishing grounds.

Slowly, Osborne folded the fishing vest back up. With care and not a little regret, he wiped the rods clean with a chamois cloth and set them in the back of his station wagon. Then he packed the boxes of trout flies, the two reels, and his creel in a shopping bag. He would need an estimate before he turned these over to Erin. He hoped against hope she might want to keep them for her own children. But, like most women, Erin didn’t fish. Nor did her husband.

Too bad, he thought as he drove into Loon Lake, fly-fishing with old John Wright had been one of the real pleasures of his life. Though a brief one. Mary Lee had been so unpleasant, arguing that he already had his bird hunting, his deer hunting, his musky and walleye fishing, not to mention angling for blue gills, crappies, and bass. As always, she was right. He didn’t need another sport that took him away from home.

Nor had she had much use for his fishing partner. John Wright was a hard-drinking, steely-eyed trial lawyer who didn’t suffer fools. Something didn’t click between John and Mary Lee. It occurred to Osborne, as he parked in front of Ralph’s Trading Post, that it may have been John Wright his wife detested even more than the fly fishing.

“You can’t be serious, Doctor,” Ralph Kendall, the trading post’s owner and fly-fishing expert, had peered over his bifocals in astonishment, his piercingly nasal British accent so loud that everyone in the sporting goods store had stopped to listen.

“Why not?” Osborne asked, not a little taken aback by Ralph’s vehemence.

He was fast regretting this decision to even enter the place. Since Ralph specialized in fly-fishing gear and Osborne had been focused on musky and walleye bait fishing for the last few years, he rarely stopped in. That plus the fact the man was always patronizing in a way that irritated Osborne. It wasn’t like Ralph was a fly-fishing expert in
Montana.
This was the boondocks. This was Loon Lake for God’s sake. Nope, a little bit of Ralph went a long way with Osborne. But he gritted his teeth and prepared to listen. The only alternative was a seventy-five-mile drive north.

“You want to
give
this equipment away? My god, man, bamboo rods like this aren’t made any longer! I’ll give you five thousand dollars for everything. Right here and now,” said Ralph, slamming his fist on the counter.

“Really?” Osborne was flabbergasted. Five thousand dollars is a lot of money in Loon Lake.

“Your bamboo rod is worth half that alone,” said Ralph. Both hands on the counter, he glared Osborne as if the retired dentist had just proposed to dump raw sewage in a pristine trout stream.

“Before you commit this crime,” he said, his voice echoing down the aisles of fishing lures, “tell me why you are doing so. I do not understand. I have calls from around the world from people looking for rods like these. And your trout flies are exquisite.”

“John Wright tied these himself,” said Osborne feebly.

“I can place one phone call and sell every single one this afternoon,” said Ralph. “But your creel—I’ll keep that for my own collection.”

“Really? Well….,” Osborne stammered. “That creel belonged to my father.”

“Now, Doc,” Ralph lowered his voice, addressing him with the familiar title most Loon Lakers used for Osborne. His bushy eyebrows tipped up in sympathy. “Are you sure you want to give all this away?”

No, he wasn’t. He felt foolish, but he also felt vindicated. Maybe he had been right to fly-fish all those years ago. With no Mary Lee to badger him, why not give it another try? Why not make up for lost time?

“Y’know, I’m not sure,” said Osborne. “But I haven’t gone fly fishing in so long that I …”

“Stop,” Ralph raised his hands, his excitement growing with evidence of a crack in Osborne’s resolve. “I admit I am a fanatic myself but I am not going to let you do this, Doc. Not without giving it one more chance. Let me call a friend of mine who just might have the time to take you out. What’s your schedule like?”

The next thing Osborne knew he was booked to fish with a guy named Lou. At least that’s what he thought until he arrived at the canoe landing on the Prairie River.

Lou was not Lou. Lou was Lew. Lewelleyn Ferris. Osborne had never in his life fished with a woman. But it was certainly a woman walking towards him, waving as he drove down towards the river. As he pulled up, the surprise on her face was equal to his.

“Well, Doc Osborne,” she exclaimed. “Ralph never told me
you
were coming. He just said to expect some old guy in a Camry station wagon with beautiful equipment.”

“I’m afraid I’m the old guy,” said Osborne.

She caught the hurt expression on his face. A wide grin creased her friendly Irish face as she said, “Hey, don’t take offense. You know Ralph.”

No, he didn’t. Not really. Osborne filed the insult away for future reference. If he ever did get to know Ralph better, he would definitely discuss this with him.

And so it was that, with his ego bruised and slightly daunted by his guide’s gender Osborne had re-entered the world of fly-fishing. In fact, he was so stunned at the prospect of fly fishing with Lew Ferris that Sunday night that he neglected to mention a few pertinent details.