Smiling, he unzipped at a urinal and relieved his own body of a growing urgency. That done, he could concentrate on another, more pressing ache that required assuaging.
The sink hadn’t seen a cleaner’s administrations in many an hour. He used a hot air blower to dry himself.
Water flushed and the fat guy came out of the cubicle and bustled directly for the exit door. Cain caught his eye and the guy, looking momentarily abashed, turned fluidly toward the sink to wash his own hands. Cain nodded at him. “Things a little desperate there, buddy?”
Embarrassed, the man shrugged.
“Better out than in, eh?” Cain quipped.
“You betcha.” The man grimaced. “Must have eaten some green meat. Didn’t think I was gonna make it to the can.”
“Lucky for you that you did. By the sound of things you’d have made quite a mess of yourself,” Cain said. “Best to stay clean, though, don’t you think?”
“Cleanliness is next to godliness,” the man quoted, humiliated at having been caught out, “even when you’re in a hurry.”
The man made a brief run of his hands under the water, then turned toward the filthy-looking towel hanging on the wall. He paused. Looked to Cain for guidance.
“Seems a little pointless, doesn’t it?” Cain said.
“You’re telling me,” said the fat guy. His bulk formed a line of its own behind Cain at the automated hand drier. Energized by his need to get about his journey, he hopped from foot to foot in anticipation of his turn at the hot air.
Cain took his time dry-washing his hands to a point where his skin began to stick together. A
tsk
of frustration from the man. Cain was pleased. Finally he stood aside, gestured the man forward.
“It’s all yours.”
“Gee, thanks,” said the fat guy, not really meaning it.
“My pleasure,” Cain said. Not meaning it, either.
It would be nice to kill the fat guy. But in the end, he decided not to. Too dangerous. What if someone walked in before he was finished concealing the gross body in one of the stalls? He could obviously kill them, too, but then he’d be right back to square one. Last thing he wanted was to end up in a loop where the only guarantee was that he’d finally run out of places to conceal the dead. He would allow the man to live, but there was something he could do that’d bring him a modicum of fulfillment.
It was more than a friendly gesture as he patted the fat guy’s shoulder. Two solid slaps of his hand. The man flinched at the contact, blinked at him.
“See you, friend,” Cain said. He moved toward the exit. Happy.
“Yeah, see you,” the fat guy intoned. Then, stupidly, he muttered something under his breath.
Cain turned and stared back at him. His look was that of a prowling leopard eyeing a wounded buffalo.
“You say something, buddy?”
The fat guy blinked rapid-fire. His jowls hung slack, framed by long, wiry curls. “No, I didn’t say a thing.”
Cain stepped toward him, and a piece of grit crunched beneath his boot. The sound was more invasive than loud, an expression of Cain’s aversion to the man before him. The fat guy reacted as though it was a gunshot. He reared back, lifting his chin in anticipation of avoiding a blow. Cain shook his head at the overreaction. He said, “That’s funny. I’m sure I heard you call me an asshole.”
Now the fat guy shook his head.
“Look, mister. I don’t want any trouble, okay. I just want to dry my hands and get outta here. Wife and kids are waiting for me in the car. We’re going down to see my wife’s mother for a day or two is all. So I don’t want any trouble with you. Gonna get enough of it off the mother-in-law if I’m more than a minute late.”
Funny how people babbled when they were afraid.
“I was being polite to you,” Cain said. His smile was mock whimsy. “Even looked after your health and well-being for you. Not many people would’ve bothered. Quite happily could’ve let you go and get back in your car with your wife and kids. Could’ve allowed you to spread all those nasty little germs to them. Take them on down to grandma’s house, too, no doubt. But I didn’t. I thought I’d be nice and remind you to wash your hands. No big deal?”
“No,” the fat guy said. “No big deal.”
“So why’d you have to call me an asshole?”
“I didn’t—”
“Don’t lie to me. Please?”
“I’m not lying. I didn’t say a goddamn thing.”
“Ingratitude. Lies. Now profanity?”
Sometimes even scared fat people got to a point when enough was enough. “Look, fella. I don’t know what your problem is with me, but I’m outta here.” He shoved by Cain, heading for the door. His exit was as desperate as his entrance.
From the open door, Cain watched him go. A hot breeze lifted whorls of dust in his wake. The man kept glancing back, his hair waving Medusa-like. Cain waved at him. The man jumped in his station wagon, babbling loudly in distress, hands stabbing for the ignition. His prodigious wife and two equally fat children looked over at Cain. Red-haired, with pie-dish faces, they looked like orangutans in a zoo. He waved at them, too. Then the station wagon was headed for the highway with a little more haste than was sensible.
Too quickly, the show was over. While it lasted, the slight distraction had proved enjoyable. Would’ve been more satisfying if he’d sliced up the fat guy. But at least the look on the guy’s face was a bonus.
“And I got another trophy.”
In his palm was a strip of plaid cloth. A patch taken from the man’s shirt when he’d patted him on the shoulder. Not just a friendly farewell, it was a well-rehearsed move. It was all part of a game he played. If he could get a slither of clothing and remain undetected he let the target live. Those who felt the tug at their clothes or the slice of the knife against their flesh he had to kill immediately.
“Fatty, you just don’t realize it yet. Today is the luckiest day of your life.”
RINK’S CONDOMINIUM WAS SET IN A SMALL COMMUNITY IN
woodland near Temple Terrace, northeast of Tampa. Set on a limestone outcrop, it was elevated above the flat country all around. Across the way, I could see families in their backyards, reclining on deck chairs with a cool drink at hand, some splashing in private swimming pools. A different world to the one I knew back home. Rink had obviously been pulling in decent work to afford this kind of accommodation.
From the front of the house, I heard an engine growl, Rink announcing his return. Rising up from the chair, I wandered into the living room and met him coming in with his arms full of take-out food.
“Let’s eat,” he announced.
“You bet.”
The food wasn’t too fancy, but it was more satisfying than the artificial slop the flight crew offered on the plane. I chewed without really tasting anything other than the liberal quantity of Corona I washed it down with. After we ate, I collapsed in front of Rink’s widescreen TV while he put on a fight DVD and passed me another beer.
Then we got around to business.
“Harvey called,” Rink said. “He’s gonna come to the meeting with Louise Blake. Then he wants a private meet with us after we’re finished with her.”
I took a sip from my beer and said, “Makes sense.”
“He’s got the location Petoskey does his night shift business from. Says he’ll take us there if we need him.”
Something was coming that I might not like. I nodded encouragement; might as well get it over with.
“Says he’ll take us, but that’s his involvement over with. Doesn’t want a backlash from Petoskey if things turn sour.”
“Fine by me,” I said. “Things might turn sour.”
It was Rink’s turn to nod.
“Thought they might,” he said.
“This nonsense about John leaving town because he owes money sounds like a cover story. I want the truth from Petoskey. If that means hitting him hard and fast, so be it.”
“I’m with you, man.”
“Never doubted you.”
“Good.”
“Shut up and drink your beer,” I said.
And that was that. The planning would come later. When we arrived at Petoskey’s front door. When we had a better idea of what we were up against. I hadn’t been a secret agent; it wasn’t for me to use guile and trickery to root out the bad guys. I was—along with Rink and a select few others—the weapon sent in when the planning was done with and all that was left was the ass kicking. Ass kicking I was good at. It got results.
Ergo, there’d be nothing fancy set up for when we paid Petoskey a visit. Either he’d be cooperative, or we’d make him wish he had been. End of story.
Rink indicated the TV with his beer can.
“I was figurin’ on havin’ a go at this extreme fighting stuff.” On the
screen, two buffed athletes were pounding the snot out of each other in an octagon-shaped cage. Unlike pro wrestling, this fighting was for real. The blows were aimed with intent, the strangles to a point where people passed out, the arm-and leglocks occasionally ending in fractures.
“I’m sure you’d do okay, so long as you didn’t forget it was only a sport,” I said.
“Man, it’s all in the control,” Rink said. “I know when to kill and when not to.”
I shook my head. “What about when one of those monsters has you up against the cage and is pounding the life out of you? You telling me you won’t gouge out an eye or rip off an ear with your teeth?”
Rink shrugged. “Biting’s for the likes of Tyson, man. It was just an idea. Something to keep me fit.”
“Go for it, then,” I said. “If you’re not too old.”
“Too old?” Rink looked scandalized.
“Well, you
are
almost forty.”
“I ain’t too old. For God’s sake, the damn heavyweight champ’s in his midforties, and he’s still showing these young lions what a real fighter is all about.”
I had to agree. The champion was giving a man a foot taller and almost twenty years his junior some serious grief.
I’m a realist. I couldn’t compete with the likes of those athletes. Not in their arena. But put them in mine, and I was positive that the man left standing wouldn’t be the sportsman. My expertise lay in the battlefield, and they wouldn’t stand a chance. You couldn’t go to war, then tap out when an opponent was getting the better of you. Fail in my arena and you were dead.
The same was true for Rink. He’d had the same training as me and was equally dangerous in a fight. What Rink possessed that I didn’t were black belts to prove his expertise. Even before he’d signed up as a Ranger, he’d been an interstate karate champion three years running.
The first time Rink and I worked together, it wasn’t during a covert operation. We were off duty, but Rink had taught me a valuable lesson.
I had been aware of the big American, but only as the silent new recruit who only seemed animated when in action. We hadn’t bonded yet, and I was as confused as anyone about why the strange-sounding Yank had been drafted onto our team.
Near to our U.K. base at Arrowsake was a small fishing town. The bar next to the harbor was a favorite of our unit when it came to downtime. Rink was standing by the bar. He was cradling a pint of brown ale but didn’t seem to be enjoying it. I glanced across the barroom and saw why.
There were three of them, Special Air Service commandos who’d been brought in on a joint training operation. There’d been friction from the start. Even over the murmur of the crowd I heard one of them call Rink a “reject Nip.”
I saw Rink set his glass down on the bar and turn to leave.
The three SAS guys got up.
I didn’t owe Rink anything, but for some reason I got up, too. There was a hush in the bar. The silence that preceded violence. Rink veered toward the side exit and the three SAS guys moved to follow him. No one tried to intervene. No one wanted to be pulled in as a witness.
The three men followed Rink into the backyard. Barrels were stacked against one wall, metal trash cans against the other. At the far end, a metal gate stood open and Rink walked toward it.
“Hey, slanteyes,” one of the SAS guys shouted at Rink’s back. “Where the hell do you think you’re running off to?”
Rink didn’t answer.
The three of them laughed and started after him. Rink closed the gate. He turned around.
I saw the three SAS guys falter in their stride.
Behind them, I closed the door of the pub, placed my hip against it.
One of them turned and looked at me.
“Got nothin’ to do with you, pal,” he said.
“Three to one,” I pointed out. “I think it does.”
I noticed Rink looking my way.
“I can handle it,” he said.
“I’m just watching your back, buddy.”
Rink nodded his thanks. Then he turned back to the SAS guys. “So who’s first?”
“To hell with that!” one of them snapped.
The SAS guys weren’t slouches. No Special Forces soldiers are. The one who’d spoken to me hung back while the other two moved in on Rink.
The first one to reach him caught Rink’s front kick on his chin. He fell in a heap at the feet of his friend. The second one wouldn’t be taken so easily. He feigned a punch but then turned and shot a sidekick at Rink’s knee. Rink wobbled and I saw pain on his face. The man stepped in and drilled a punch into Rink’s stomach. Rink folded at the waist as his hands sought the source of his pain. The SAS man stepped in, ready to finish it.
But Rink wasn’t finished. He was play-acting. Even as the man threw his punch, Rink rammed his elbow upward and drove the point into the man’s throat.
At the same time, the third one stooped and grabbed at an empty bottle lying on one of the trash cans.
I didn’t stop to think.
I leaped after him.
The man spun, swiped at my head with the bottle. I was expecting that, so I was already ducking. My shoulder caught him in his chest and I continued to drive him backward, rushing him at speed across the yard. As we collided with the barrels, the bottle fell out of his hand
and shattered on the floor. The SAS man struck at me, catching me on my left cheek. I gave him one right back and he staggered away from me.
He ended up in front of Rink. Rink grabbed him, spun him around, then head-butted him in the face. The man dropped to his knees, but he wasn’t as unconscious as I’d have liked. I stepped in to put the boot in his ribs.
Rink lifted a hand.
“He’s done,” he said. “It’s over with, okay?”
Looking down at the SAS man, I saw him blinking up at me with dazed eyes.
Rink was right then.
And he was now.
“Sorry, Rink. All those years of competition; of course you could restrain your killer instinct. It’s me who couldn’t do it. I haven’t had the etiquette ingrained in me the way you have.”
“You know your problem, Hunter? You’re too cool about it all. You get off on the violence.”
“I thought you knew me better than that, Rink.”
“Aw, lighten up, will ya? Here, drink some more beer.” He underhanded me a bottle.
Despite what had just been said, my aptitude for hurting others has always been channeled, a skill forged for a strict purpose and with strict delivery in mind. The alcohol—or perhaps it was the jet lag—made me maudlin. “You remember our training, Rink? I don’t know about you, but it was about the hardest thing I ever did.”
“Sure was. An’ that’s counting the fifty-man challenge I had to complete to get my Kyokushin black belt.”
Unlike that of regular soldiers, our training had been not only in weaponry and technology, but in the use of the body to achieve desired results. Back in 1940, Captain William Ewart Fairbairn had revolutionized the unarmed tactics of the British military. He was al
leged to have had six hundred and sixty-six brutal encounters that he survived by using his knowledge of hand-to-hand combat. Basically, he was no slouch when it came to a fistfight, the ideal inspiration for headstrong guys like us.
Over the intervening years, other warriors had added to the roster of Fairbairn’s skills, and through intense training, their legacies were passed down to us. In effect, you could say we were the direct descendants of those masters of empty-handed combat. I can’t claim six hundred and sixty-six encounters, but I’m well into triple figures. My generally unmarked face was testament to my skills, as much as Rink’s black belts were to his.
“See, it’s not just about finishing your man,” Rink said, with a nod toward the screen. “It’s about doing it in style. Has to have entertainment value or the promoters won’t be able to put asses on seats. What you do, Hunter, well, it just ain’t pretty to watch.”
“Aren’t you afraid you’ll lose your edge?” I asked. I was being serious.
Rink looked pensive for a moment. Then he hit me with his enigmatic look, all hooded eyes and downturned mouth.
“Hunter,” he said slowly, “we ain’t in the military no more. We don’t have a license to kill. Hasn’t that sunk in yet?”
It didn’t take much ruminating over.
“Yeah,” I finally said.
But it was a sore point.