Debatable Space (17 page)

So I used
Sensei
Eddy’s palm strike. I hit Andrei on his naked chest with astonishing power and speed. At first, he barely realised what I
had done. But then a look of pale horror came into his face as it dawned on him something was terribly wrong. His heart had
stopped, he was dying.

I struck him again, the heart restarted, and then I clambered aboard his penis and we fucked. We continued to fuck, standing
upright, for almost forty-five minutes. Andrei’s powerful legs kept me propped upright, I felt as if I was in clouds floating
high in the air as he fucked me. The escalating orgasms began to blur into each other.

“Wow,” he said, some time later.

The next day, we flew to New York and went to galleries and Broadway and ate bagels named after famous Jewish comedians. We
walked through Time Square, we flew in a ’copter around the Statue of Liberty, and we yawned our way through a musical version
of the Bush Presidencies. Then we went back to our hotel and I took my clothes off and danced naked and touched myself and
licked and sucked my fingers and when none of that worked I hit him in the chest until he died then I hit him again and we
made mad passionate love until the morning.

The next day, same story. We bathed together in our de luxe hotel suite, we turned the whirlpool bath on, we splashed and
made a mess. Then we ran into the bedroom and I killed him and brought him back to life and we had sex.

And I realised, with a profound dismay, that our sex would always be this way. Andrei suffered from a severe form of impotence,
entirely psychological, but impervious to therapy. The first time he must have been using barrowloads of stimulants, Viagra
probably. And even then, it was touch and go. The second time was Andrei unassisted, and it just didn’t work.

But now Andrei had finally found a way of achieving erection without taking drugs. And there was no going back.

This appalled me. Rough sex is one thing. But this was like a nightmare version of a sex life. What if I actually did kill
him? What if I weakened his heart and he suffered a massive cardiac arrest, because of my elaborate foreplay?

This wasn’t what I signed up for. Love, yes, romance, yes, sex, yes. Daily acts of murder? No. A thousand times no.

And yet I was devoted to Andrei. He had a presence that eclipsed all others. When we were together, clothed, he was my god.
So I made no complaint. And thus I embraced a life that involved frequent, frantic, amazing, exhilarating, incredibly dangerous
sex.

Before long, Sex and Death defined our relationship; it made me the master, the bringer of death, the restorer of life. And
it made Andrei obsessed and besotted with me; he virtually worshipped me.

We bought a house in London. I learned to garden. I decorated with my usual style and panache. And we built a gym, where Andrei
could work out. We had dinner parties, and we invited artists and politicians and athletes to talk and mingle and we created
a wonderful charmed world. I loved it all. And I loved the person that I was then. I was warm, witty, inspired, intensely
civilised. I was never shy at parties. I was adorable, a pleasure to be with.

But to please Andrei sexually, I had to become a different self. He didn’t want nice, he wanted snarling. He started asking
me to dress up, in the most clichéd ways imaginable. I wore leather basques and high heels in private, crotchless panties
in public. I had my clit pierced. I became his murderous bitch from Hell and he loved me for it. That was the trade, the deal,
and I did the deal and never let him down.

But it’s not what I wanted. I wanted warm, safe, comfy. I had to settle for…
dangerous
.

We travelled the world. We made love in Venice, in Paris, we fucked outdoors, we booked expensive hotel rooms and spent days
at a time enjoying ourselves in dank and endless sensuality.

And I felt, with a certainty that was like shackles around my heart, that I was always going to be obliged to play a role
for Andrei. I couldn’t just
be.
I couldn’t ever slob around in jeans or a tracksuit. Or be cranky, or irrational, or annoying. Or in any way betray that air
of “mystery” he found so beguiling. I always had to project a certain image – exotic, exciting, seductive. A whore in the
bedroom; a femme fatale in the kitchen.

And so, even when we had lunch in the local café, I wore my boldest, most beautiful dresses. If we went to dinner parties,
I placed expensive diamonds around my neck, and then I flirted with his friends and talked dirty to them in front of him.
To keep my body worthy of his awe, I worked out in the gym until the sweat poured from my face and torso. To prove my commitment
and fearlessness, I trained with him in his karate dojo, and I punched the
makiwari
until my knuckles were like white coins. I sucked his soft cock every morning, and three times a week we did our Sex and
Death game then afterwards drank champagne until we vomited.

In pursuit of his pleasure, I drove myself mercilessly, I permitted myself barely any relaxation. I never read books, my musical
tastes narrowed, I lost touch with all my own friends. I mixed, instead, in Andrei’s world. I was his concubine, his sex slave,
his ever-seductive shadow self. But I was never just, as I yearned to be, his pal.

In some ways, I can see now, all this role playing gave me power over Andrei. He was besotted with me, he would happily have
killed for me. But instead of manipulating him, and stealing his money, and breaking his heart, as any sensible woman would
have done, I was obsessed with being everything for
him
.

So, bit by bit, I moulded myself to make him happy. I studied my own character flaws and eradicated them. I became attuned
to his every mood. For an amazing run of several years, I never ever got on my man’s nerves.

I stopped laughing that silly laugh that I knew he found irritating.

I ate croissants for breakfast because he did, though I preferred toast.

I let him watch me piss and shit on the toilet.

I mocked him when he was being pompous, because he saw himself as the kind of man who didn’t mind being teased. But I
never
corrected him when he made arrogant and half-baked statements about politics or science.

If it was late at night, or we were lost somewhere, I pretended to be tired and frightened and vulnerable, so that he could
be the calm and comforting one.

I never expressed my opinions when he liked a film and I didn’t. I just smiled, and let him explain to me why it was so marvellous.
Since he was a connoisseur of Far Eastern martial arts films and car-chase movies, this took considerable self-control on
my part.

I never challenged his judgements about other people, which were often shallow and naive.

I let him beat me at Scrabble, though his vocabulary was pitifully small.

I encouraged him to admire other women and openly swapped notes with him about other women’s breasts or tums or legs. I offered
to have lesbian sex in front of him, though I never did. And I pretended to fly into terrible rages whenever I thought he
was becoming overly fond of another attractive woman. That
really
turned him on.

Andrei was a great man in many ways, and he used his fame and wealth in the service of the greater good of mankind. He was
a pioneer of educational reform, he raised money for charity, and he was a personal mentor to thousands of disadvantaged children.
Most people considered him to be a marvellous, mysterious individual. For me, though, he was an open book, a puppet dancing
on my strings. I knew his every weakness and desire, and I pandered to him totally.

Looking back, I am ashamed of myself.

Then I became pregnant. It was a shock. But I said nothing to him. I just nursed my embryo, and dreamed of baby milk and poo
and squawling baby nights and all the terror and the joy and pain and perfection of it. And the more I thought about it all,
the more my dreams crumbled.

For I knew Andrei wouldn’t want the baby. That wasn’t part of the package. He wanted a lover who would worship and exalt him;
not a mother, a fat-bellied weeping woman obsessed with cots and baby books.

But how could I
really
know that? Without asking Andrei? Without giving him a chance to make his own mind up? That’s the question I feel you asking.
So yes, maybe I misjudged Andrei, maybe I took too much on myself. Maybe I denied him the one thing in the world he would
have treasured most.

But no. I’m sure of it. I knew my Andrei. He would not want a child. So I had my embryo removed and placed in an artificial
womb at eight weeks. The womb was then frozen and placed in store.

One hundred years later, I unfroze the embryo, and Peter was born.

He died long before Peter was born.

I went to visit Andrei in hospital just once. He had succumbed to a particularly virulent strain of cancer that ate up his
organs and his nervous system and turned him into a gnawed skeleton while he was still alive.

We had been separated for nearly thirty years by this point, we were just distant acquaintances. And when we were together,
he had come to bitterly resent my success as a public speaker and celebrity. He was jealous of my books, and he resented the
fact that I had written about his own achievements as conscience of the world. He felt, I supposed, that I was stealing his
soul.

He was a sour, begrudging man, and our breakup had been an ugly and painful affair. Twice Andrei had tried to sue me for a
share of my earnings as a writer and academic. He told friends that I had undermined him and belittled him. He spread the
rumour that I was a poisonous Machiavellian sociopath, and a promiscuous sex addict with a drug problem.

This is the kind of thing you can expect, when you choose to stop flattering a man.

But
why
did I stop flattering him? When did it all go wrong for us? Perhaps it was just a gradual thing, a drip at a time eroding
the cliff until one day the whole cliff falls down.

Or perhaps…

Yes. That may be it.

I do recall one particular occasion. It’s coming back now.

Ah, yes…

It was the day when Andrei won the Nobel Peace Prize, for his work with the poor and dispossessed. He seemed taller that day,
his face was flushed, he had the air of a god who had just received his invitation to Olympus. And I kissed him and congratulated
him, and felt a pang of jealousy, and he felt that pang and interpreted it as pettiness.

“Of course I’m glad for you. I’m very glad,” I told him, soothingly.

He glared and glowered at me. What I said wasn’t enough. My words lacked awe. My play-acting was off.

That night we had sex without the Death, and Andrei was impotent for the first time in ten years. I was gentle with him and
played with him in my mouth but nothing happened. I laughed and said it didn’t matter, but it did.

So he went to the toilet and he had a loud piss. Then he came back in, cock still damp, and asked me to carry on. But I got
offended. I refused to use my mouth again, until he cleaned his cock properly. So he went back and cleaned it properly, but
when he returned to the bedroom I was pretending to be asleep. I could hear him, standing there, breathing heavily, watching
me pretend to be asleep, wondering if he should pretend to believe that I wasn’t pretending. I wondered if he was touching
himself. I felt a shudder of contempt for him. What kind of man was he, if he couldn’t sustain his desire in the presence
of a woman as attractive as me?

In the morning, Andrei was all smiles. He made me pancakes. I gave him oral sex at the breakfast table, still with the taste
of lemon juice in my mouth. But suddenly, I felt a wave of nausea, and I spat his juices on to the kitchen floor.

And he slapped me.

I should have shouted. I should have reproached him. I should, and possibly could, have beaten the living fucking daylights
out of him. But instead, I accepted the slap without a murmur. I think I even smiled. And Andrei visibly relaxed. A glow came
upon him. He was himself again.

And that’s how it began, and how it continued. From that moment on, our love was doomed. Because every day, he slapped me.
Just once, never more. But it always happened, and I always accepted it without complaint. He never beat me, or seriously
hurt me. The slaps were nothing compared with the genuine pain I experienced at sparring sessions in the dojo. But they served
a function. They reminded Andrei of the source of his manliness – his power over Woman, his contempt for Woman.

We sold our house. We moved to a villa on Lake Como. We were both fluent in Italian. We started to dabble in Italian politics.
Andrei decided to become a sculptor, and bought a ton of marble from Carrera, which he hacked and hacked away at until it
was a mass of boulders stained red with the blood of his finger nicks. So he sold the marble, and bought a power boat. I loved
to swim in the lake, as he roared the boat around me in large circles, smashing my body with the waves.

In the evenings we’d sit on the terrace. He’d nuzzle me, caress my breasts, rub my hand against his soft cock. We often made
love on that terrace, basking in the smell of olives and the taste of red wine. I would turn and face him, my head tilted
back, the infinite stars above me. And I would stand there, wait for him, letting his ardour grow as his eyes drank in my
body. It always took a while, like a tank filling up. But eventually Andrei would become erect beneath his trousers.

And then he would slap me. Not straight away. He often made me wait, five minutes or more. The shock of it was like plunging
into an ice-cold lake after a sauna. It was a blow that jolted every atom of my being – yet it caused no lasting hurt. No
bruises or marks.

But for all that, it was a slap. Not a caress. Not a kiss. A physical blow.

And after the slap, we would both take our clothes off and make love on the wooden table. Our cries cut the night. The locals
would smile and laugh when they saw us, they knew us as the couple who fucked all night. We inspired, I like to think, a number
of marriages.