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Gritting my teeth (firmly over the dispenser tip of the wine), I mutter “666…”

And THEN the WITCH has the NERVE to say, “OH! Well that explains it!!! The unit must be possessed!”

Day 196: The new processing unit has just arrived…I will have Paul install it for me. Oh yes, they sent me a new impeller as well…seems the old one was not up to par. They can do whatever they like…wine…beautiful wine…I am dozing off…DID I JUST HEAR THREE FREAKING BEEPS??????????????????

132 of 142 people found the following review helpful

SAVE YOUR MONEY

By
Kendra Hamilton “kEndrA.”
, April 16, 2007

I have owned this litter box I’d say about 3 months now. I have to tell you, this is such a cool concept! However, I would be happier had I just set my money on FIRE. I’d sure be a lot less stressed at least. The first few days it worked fine. I was so excited. My cats surprisingly used it, and I had no problems at all. I thought I was in heaven. But such is life; all good things must come to an end. It started erroring…EVERY TIME I used it. Sometimes for no reason. It would be all finished drying the granules, and everything would be dandy, and BEEP BEEP BEEP. So then I’d hit the button, and it would start all over again!! To be honest, I think this is a built in scam just so it uses more of that solution, and you have to buy more…which btw, I’m pretty certain that solution is nothing more than a gimmick so they can get more of your money. The 300+ bucks just wasn’t enough. But anyways. Back to the errors. It would error every time I used it. EVERY time. And it would always be a different error. I’d fix it (which btw, it drains like CRAP)…and then go on about my day. Well one day, I forgot it was running and went over to my neighbor’s. I was there about 2 hours-ish. When I walked outside her door, to my annoyance, I could of course, hear my “so awesome” CatGenie beeping in error. And to my even WORSE annoyance, apparently the long-term beeping kept 2 of my 3 cats from ever wanting to go near it again. So 1 of them kept trying to go outside to use the bathroom—and she’s not an outdoor cat—and the other one just took it upon herself to pop a squat wherever she felt comfortable.

Now fast forward to about 4 days ago. My CatGenie just STOPPED draining. Altogether. Stopped. I walked in and saw that it was about to overflow (the one time it doesn’t give me an error beep!!), so I frantically turned it off and tried to fix it. It didn’t work. I tried again…and tried for about an hour when finally, I accepted defeat and took it apart…and dumped the water. Most of it got on my floor, which I was ecstatic about since that’s what I was trying to prevent in the first place. Went to my computer and e-mailed the company. That was about 4 days ago…and I’ve not heard back from them since. So I assume they’re realizing what a huge piece of crap they’re selling and hopefully they either fix said piece of crap or stop selling it altogether, because I’m not happy that I spent so much money on such a huge worthless piece of junk. Like I said, it’s a cool concept…but it just plain doesn’t work. And for the people on here that it DID work for: Congrats. But 300+ bucks is too much of a gamble for something that just “might not work.” Stick to the regular old litter box for now. That’s where I’m back to…

11 of 11 people found the following review helpful

Couple of Issues; Not Major

By
C. Hoffman
, April 15, 2008

I’ve had the Cat Genie for a few months now and like it.

  1. It is funny to tell your landlady, after she so graciously agreed to watch your two cats over the weekend, that in this house we clean the litter box by flushing the toilet. That was a first in her book.
  2. The lack of smell in the house. No cat smell. Except…
  3. When the Cat Genie misses a piece of poo and bakes it. Then Oust and an open window are your best friends.
  4. I have mine set on “once-a-day regular,” and then I check and run it when necessary at other times. Like when my female has the stank poo. I can get that out of the house and into the sewer in just a few minutes with the push of a button and a flush. Not like the old days of dealing with liquid feces stuck to the teeth of the LitterMaid.
  5. You clean a litter box by flushing the toilet. That’s so nice. Just make sure you try to schedule your cleanings for when you are home so if there is a clog, you are on it. Anyone who schedules the automatic cleaning for after they leave for work may come home to problems.
  6. I am going to plead with them to change their litter. I find it everywhere. On every surface the cats have stepped on. I’ve woke up to it in my bed. The dog has it in his bed. It is a nightmare to keep up with and the main reason this review didn’t get 5 stars.

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