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By
Lexi Bisbee
, May 22, 2013

I was unsure about this product until my good friend donned the mask at an outdoor beer garden, secured our group a table, and got this comment from a young patron sitting next to her. I would give it 10 stars if that were possible.

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Perfect for my squirrel standup one liners

By
Matt W
, August 13, 2013

I bought this to wear while performing a few of my squirrel one liners at a comedy festival. The mask was decently comfortable and brought many laughs from the crowd, which was what I wanted it to do.

A few one liners:

- When I realized “You are what you eat,” I realized that I was nuts!

- Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry!

- How do you catch a squirrel with a Pamela Anderson fixation?

Climb a tree and act like a chestnut.

4.1 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Fox Run Butter Spreader Stick

ASIN:
     B000I1Y2PK

Price:
     
$4.41

This unique Butter Spreader and Storage container makes quick and easy work of buttering your ear of corn. Holds of a stick of butter. Just fill spreader with butter, press on plunger, and rub over fresh, cooked corncob. Save unused butter in spreader with built-in cover.

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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful

Thank you

By
Jim Durham
, April 6, 2013

Your product has literally saved my life. I’ve always found knives too complicated to use as there’s way too much to remember; which way up, which way round, how to move it, etc. No more knife-based confusion misery for me.

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful

This product saves lives!

By
NotYourAvgBaker
, April 15, 2013

Obviously this is a valuable kitchen gadget that NOBODY can do without, but it’s much, much more. I have been a nurse in a burn unit for over 25 years. For those unaware, we get people in our triage in INTENSE pain. Often we are left with very little we can do to take the pain away outside of MAJOR drugs. One day one of the doctors, who is known as a rebel and thinks outside the box, reached into
his coat and pulled out the Fox Run Butter Spreader. The other doctors stared in disbelief. Let me tell you something; with one stroke of this revolutionary product this woman’s pain went away. The butter applied the perfect amount of pressure to the tip of her finger, which had been burned by her mischievous son magnifying the sun on it while she was napping in a hammock. We all broke down in tears not believing what had just happened. It is now a requirement that all doctors in our hospital must carry the Fox Run Butter Spreader. The Fox Run Butter Spreader takes away pain and SAVES LIVES!

19 of 21 people found the following review helpful

Greatest butter spreader of all time.

By
William P. Caloia Sr. “Truth Teller”
, January 2, 2013

Greatest spreader of butter of all time. Greatest butter spreader since Moses. Best butter spreader since Brando in
Last Tango in Paris
.

1 of 13 people found the following review helpful

Have you tried using bread??

By
Rebecca Davidson “ruby_in_fl”
, January 1, 2013

Seriously, folks, stop wasting plastic! Get a piece of bread and break it in half or 4 pieces. Slice off a pat of butter and put on bread. Spread butter on corn. Eat bread. Duh.

5 of 13 people found the following review helpful