Dorothy Must Die: The Other Side of the Rainbow Collection: No Place Like Oz, Dorothy Must Die, The Witch Must Burn, The Wizard Returns, The Wicked Will Rise (67 page)

“What choice do we really have?” I responded.

We wove our way through the back alleys of the Lost City. Now and again, Bright would look inside a trash can or rap his fist a few times against a wall, checking for something I couldn’t figure out.

I thought it was a little strange that Bright hadn’t really asked us who we were, or why we were looking for Polychrome. Was it possible that he knew more about us than he was letting on? After all, he had recognized Ozma right off the bat.

Before I could worry about this any more, he stopped at the entrance to a nondescript office building. He looked up, examining the windows, and jiggled the knob.

“This one, I think,” he said. The door swung open.

The inside of the building was the complete opposite of the city outside. It was the kind of place you’d find in any crappy office park in Kansas, complete with an unmanned reception desk and a sad little ficus in the corner. It was clean, lit by flickering fluorescent lights, and smelled like air freshener.

“How did a place like this wind up on the Island of Lost Things?” I asked, wondering.

“Hell if I know,” Bright replied. “Someone must have lost it, I guess. Foreclosure?” He pressed the button for the elevator. It dinged, opened, and we all crowded inside.

Bright searched the buttons for the floors until his finger landed on one that, instead of bearing a number, was pulsing with color, cycling through the spectrum. “Here we go,” he said. “Told you I was feeling lucky.”

Bright punched the button, then turned to me and winked. “Next stop, Rainbow Falls.”

I felt us going up, first slowly and then faster and faster. Finally, after both my ears had popped from the altitude, the doors slid open. But we weren’t facing the empty hallway or a bank of cubicles you might have expected given the decor downstairs. Instead, we were looking out onto a blue, open sky, where a bright, vertiginous fall of rainbows, rushing just like water, crashed thousands of feet toward the ground.

It was breathtaking. It was one of those things that makes you remember, even from the elevator of a crappy office building, that you’re really in fairyland. I tried to picture what my five-year-old self would have thought if she could see me now, about to enter a kingdom of rainbows.

That’s assuming we were actually about to enter it. I sort of hadn’t told anyone in Oz about my debilitating fear of heights. “Um,” I said. “So . . .”

“What?” Bright asked. “I thought you wanted to see Polly? How else do you think you get to Rainbow Falls?”

“Are we supposed to
jump
?” I asked, my heart beginning to race. I’d already spent way more time than I cared to in a state of total emotional free fall, and here I was being asked to do it yet again, this time literally.

Instead of answering, Bright wiggled his eyebrows and leapt. “Cannonball!” he shouted, before launching himself out the elevator door.

Nox, never the type to be outdone, gave me a cocky, pitched smile and was right behind him with a joyful whoop, plunging into a raging sea of color.

Boys,
I thought.
What show-offs.

I knew that I had to jump too. And I knew that no matter how I felt, I had to push the fear away. There wasn’t room for it.

I was working up the nerve to go for it when Ozma extended a hand.

“Come,” she said. “Don’t be scared.”

Something in her tone made me want to show her that I wasn’t.

So I took the closest thing to a running start the confines of the elevator would allow us, and sailed out into the colors of the sky below.

SEVENTEEN

The rainbows washed over me. It was like I was being spun in some Willy Wonka version of a washing machine. A neon palette swirled around me as I tumbled: hot pink, electric blue, candy-apple red, grape-soda purple, and every color imaginable in between, all of them zooming downward into infinity in a twisting, death-defying flume, carrying me faster than even seemed possible.

Once I got used to the nauseous somersaults my stomach was pulling—and figured out that I wasn’t going to die—it was less scary than I expected it to be. It was actually sort of fun. Then the world flipped upside down, and instead of falling, I was flying, sailing upward into a radiant light, the colors becoming brighter and brighter until they all merged with each other.

When I saw blue, clear sky over my head, I felt myself swimming, and I realized the ride was over. I floated upward a few more feet and emerged into day in a warm, whirling pool of light
that wasn’t quite wet and not quite dry, and felt like all the sunshine in the world had been poured into a jar too tiny to begin to contain all of it.

Of course: I’d spent enough hours studying with Glamora and Gert to know a magical portal when I saw one.

I rubbed my eyes, adjusting, and saw that Nox and Bright were already here. From the edge of the pool, Nox reached out a hand to help me, and I took it, climbing up to join him on a small, grassy patch of land, feeling like I’d just gotten off a waterslide at an amusement park.

“Fun ride, huh?” Bright asked, wiggling an eyebrow.

“I’ve definitely had worse. Most of them this week,” I said, shaking myself off and spraying a shower of iridescent droplets from my body.

My jaw dropped at the scenery. We were on an island in the air, no more than thirty feet across, suspended high above the clouds. The portal I’d just crawled out of took up almost all of it, extending all the way to the edge except for the area we were standing on, its shimmering light spilling out into the sky like water in one of those infinity pools you see in ads for fancy hotels. Ozma was crawling out of it herself now, but all I could do was gape at the scenery.

The air was dotted with what could have been hundreds of the hovering islands, some huge, others as small as my trailer back home. They drifted lazily through the air as if being blown by a gentle wind. As they floated, a constantly shifting network of vibrant, shimmering rainbows appeared and disappeared
randomly between them, momentarily connecting one to the next before fading away.

On the largest and highest of all the islands was a crystal palace with sharp, angular lines, reflecting and refracting the light at a million different angles like a diamond. A trio of glittering spires rose up so tall that they looked like they could have been scratching the edge of outer space.

“Come on,” Bright said, pointing toward it. “Polly’ll know we’re here.”

Like it knew our exact intentions, a rainbow appeared where we stood and shot up to the citadel, forming a long, steeply pitched bridge.

“Don’t worry, they’re totally solid,” Bright said, stepping out onto it, “but watch your step anyway, they’re slippery as hell.”

I went next, bracing myself, and though I was expecting a long, nail-biting hike up to the castle, it turned out that the only thing I had to do was keep my balance: as soon as I had both feet on the rainbow, it began to carry me upward.

I laughed a little. This was like being on an escalator at the most surreal mall ever, heading from the food court to JCPenney. I breathed deep and tried to relax. The air smelled like honeysuckle and filled me with a deep, longing feeling.

It took me the whole ride to identify it as
hope
.

From up close, the palace was even more beautiful than before, with intricate floral patterns etched into all of its surfaces. The rainbow bridge took us over a moat of clouds and right to the
castle’s grand, arched entranceway, where the doors flung themselves open before we could even step up to them.

Standing behind them was a girl so beautiful that I was startled at the sight of her. She was tall and statuesque and willowy, wearing a loosely fitting caftan in a neon paisley print. Even though the dress was roughly the size and shape of a refrigerator box, it was translucent to the point of near abstraction, almost like the fabric itself had been woven from threads of light and color, and didn’t do much to cover the shape of her slim, coltish body.

But it was her hair that was the most impressive thing about the girl. It flowed around her like she was being blown with one of those giant fans they use in music videos, and was so long that it was hard to tell where it ended. It was intertwined with beads and flowers and threads of color that shifted through the spectrum depending on the angle you looked at them.

I had a pretty good feeling that this was Polychrome.

“Welcome to my kingdom, visitors!” she exclaimed in an ethereal voice.

“What, no welcome for me?” Bright asked, stepping up and wrapping an arm around her waist.

“Oh, hello there,” she said, batting her eyelashes coquettishly.

“Hey, babe,” Bright said huskily.

“You’ve been gone too long. Lost again, I presume?”

“Yup. Saw a lot of crazy stuff this time. There’s some serious business happening on the ground right now—we have a lot to talk about.”

“I’m sure,” she agreed, and she promptly swept him up into the kind of kiss that made me feel like I should probably look away.

Was he kidding me
?
I was pretty sure he’d been hitting on me back on the ground, and it was now clear that Polychrome was his girlfriend. Had he been trying to embarrass me before, or was he such a player that he just couldn’t help himself?

Probably both, I thought. Nox must have known exactly what I was thinking, because he gave me a smug
I told you so
look and then a
gag me
gesture.

They didn’t notice. Their makeout went on. And on. And on.

And
on
.

About two minutes after it had gotten seriously uncomfortable, I cleared my throat, and Polychrome pulled away from Prince Charmless looking flushed.

“Forgive me,” she said, remembering us. “What a bad hostess I’m being. I can’t help it sometimes—we rainbow dwellers are a people who truly delight in the senses. But please! Come in and join me in my rumpus room. I’ve been so looking forward to your visit.”

“She knew we were coming?” I whispered to Nox as we stepped into the castle, but I guess I’d been too loud, because it was Polychrome herself who responded.

“My sprites sent word of your arrival, of course,” she explained as she led us up through a lavish foyer. “They got so excited when they saw you heading up the bridge. Tourism used to be one of our biggest industries here in the falls, but Dorothy’s rule put an end to all that. Now we’re reduced to selling those
disgusting rainbow cigarettes on the black market to make ends meet. We never get visitors anymore. Especially none as
royal
as yourselves.” She glanced over her shoulder at Ozma and gave a halfhearted little curtsy without breaking her stride.

“Come on, Polly. Everyone’s a royal around here,” Bright said. “Can’t go ten feet without bumping into someone who claims total dominion over a patch of grass. Is it really such a big deal to have another princess in our midst?”

I was starting to agree with him, but Polychrome didn’t look amused. “Please forgive my Royal Consort,” she said, beginning to ascend a spiral staircase with translucent, floating steps and a thin silver, handrail. “He’s a monstrous pain in the ass, and the absolute laziest person you’ll ever have the misfortune to meet, but you have to admit: he’s hot.”

“Guilty as charged,” Bright said.

The staircase went up and up, high into the castle, and opened up into a spacious, circular lounge that was entirely enclosed in glass, providing a stunning, three-hundred-sixty-degree view so expansive that I was pretty sure I would have been able to see from one end of Oz to the other, if my vision were sharp enough.

Ozma trotted over to the window and stared out at the kingdom, fully entranced. She turned to me. “The time draws near,” she said.

I glanced at her in surprise. Her moments of lucidity were becoming more and more frequent—and more lucid.

“The time for what?” I asked. But she didn’t reply.

On one edge of the room was a curved, chrome bar, its glass shelves fully stocked with hundreds of tiny jars and bottles of strange things I wasn’t able to recognize. In place of any other furniture, the rest of the space was strewn with plush, oversize pillows in various shades of white. Bright immediately flopped down on one of them and leaned back, stretching languorously, his shirt rising to reveal an inch of stomach.

I caught myself staring and quickly looked away, hoping that no one had noticed, only to see that Polychrome was openly ogling him, too. When she saw me, she tossed her hair saucily, gave me a
just us girls
wink, and stepped behind the bar.

“Can I offer anyone a snack?” she asked.

“We’re looking for the Order,” I said. It was easy to get caught up in the strangeness of everything, but I couldn’t forget I was here on a mission. “Mombi said we might find some of them here.”

Polychrome raised a brow in recognition of Mombi’s name, then shook her head as she continued pulling out jars and vials. “I’m sorry,” she said. “It’s true that this was once a meeting place for Mombi’s cohort, but none of them has passed through here in as long as I can remember. Now would you care for some rose petals? A relaxing snort of poppy pollen? Perhaps a thimbleful of dew?” She drew out the last word into at least three syllables so it was almost hard to tell what she had said.

“No thanks,” I said. “We can’t stay long. Anyway, I’m not hungry.”

“No one ever is,” she said with a sigh. “I guess I just have a
larger appetite than most. For now I believe I’ll just munch on some freshly caught wasps.”

My stomach lurched as she pulled out a large glass jar containing what looked like most of a fairly healthy hive of crawling, brown insects. She unscrewed the lid and reached inside to pluck one out with her fingers, then popped the still-squirming creature into her mouth—chomping down on it with an audible crunch.

Bright lit another rainbow cigarette. “She’s just showing off,” he said. “She knows it’s disgusting, but she does it every time someone new comes around.”

She gave him an unamused look. “
Must
you smoke in here?” she asked icily.