Authors: Chloe Rayban
Drama Queen
Chloë Rayban
Chapter One
The morning we moved to Rosemount Mansions I picked every single daffodil in the garden and made them into a huge bunch to take with us.
âCouldn't you find something more useful to do?' asked Mum. She had her âworried face' on. I could tell she was really upset. She was absent-mindedly picking things up and wrapping them in totally insufficient pieces of newspaper.
âWhy don't you let the removal men pack those? They're being paid to do it.'
Mum put down the mug she was holding and looked defeated. âYes, I suppose you're right.'
âCome on. I'll make us a cup of tea.'
I went into the kitchen. The cooker had gone. There was just a gas tap sticking out of the wall where it had been. The electric kettle was still there. I filled it with water, plugged it in and looked around
for the mugs, remembering, too late, that those had been what Mum had been wrapping. âWhere are the ⦠?' The box she'd been packing them in was already on its way down the drive to the van.
Mum sank into an armchair.
âSorry, luv. But we're about to take that chair,' said a man standing over her.
So we made do with a family bottle of Coke, taking sips out of it in turn. We watched through the window as the potted plants, the last of our possessions, were on the move down the garden drive.
âTill Birnam Wood remove to Dunsinane â¦' murmured Mum.
âWhat's that?'
â
Macbeth
.'
The foreman was leaning through the front door. He had a list in his hand. âCan you sign this, luv?' Mum started scrabbling in her bag for her pen.
I wandered back up to my room. It was empty now except for a wicker cat basket with Bag asleep inside. There were pale rectangles on the wall where my posters had been. And the ghost of my bed traced in fluff on the carpet. I leaned on the windowsill and stared down at the garden. The daffodils had been the only patch of colour. Mum hadn't had the heart
to do much gardening last summer. And Dad had never come to mend that bit of the fence that had come loose as he'd promised he would. Now the garden looked damp, overgrown and neglected, as if it had somehow absorbed all the misery of the past year. I wasn't sorry to leave.
I leaned down and hauled Bag (short for Bagpuss) out of the basket. He stretched and purred luxuriously in my arms. His fur smelt of dust and musk.
This was the room in which I'd woken up for all the Christmases and birthdays of my life. This was the room where I'd put on my first school uniform and thought it was the greatest day of my life â and to which I'd returned at the end of the day, older and wiser, having discovered what school was actually like.
It was here that Mum had come up and told me that Grandad had died and I couldn't think of anything to say. I'd had a dream that night in which I'd bumped into him at the fair and he'd held a finger to his lips and said, âDon't tell Grandma, I want it to be a surprise.' I'd woken up thinking the dream was true.
This is where I'd hidden the basket with Bagpuss inside after I'd found him in the street. He'd been
small enough to sit in my hand then. When Mum had found out she'd gone berserk but I'd pleaded and pleaded. She'd let me keep him in the end.
It was in this room that Dad had come and sat on the edge of my bed and said that he was moving out â for a while. Just as a trial â¦
âJessica!'
âComing.' I stuffed Bag back in the basket and did up the straps. Then after a last look around, I lumbered down the stairs with it.
Mum was standing by the front door with the keys in her hand. âAre you absolutely sure there's nothing left upstairs?'
âPositive.'
âMaybe I should double-check?'
âTrust me! Let's go.'
We drove away. Mum didn't look back.
Rosemount Mansions. You could hardly find a greater contrast with the home we'd left. Everything back there had been neat and respectable and ordinary. A street where people washed their cars on Sundays and joined the local Neighbourhood Watch. The kind of street where, if you carried out a survey, it could represent the entire country, it was so crushingly average.
There was nothing ordinary about Rosemount Mansions. It was on the poor side of town. An area I'd passed through on the bus on the way to school and wondered about. There was a Caribbean supermarket that sold strange ethnic vegetables, an Indian deli and a Lebanese take-away with an endlessly rotating doner kebab. It was in the kind of street where people dumped supermarket trolleys or abandoned cars. There were always rubbish bags stacked on the pavement and there was a launderette on the corner where lost-looking people sat watching their washing going round and round, for what seemed like for ever.
The building itself, however, was amazingly gothic. It was tall, built in red brick, and it had somehow managed to collect every single style of architecture under one roof. At each corner there was a little fairy-tale tower with a witch's hat roof. Balconies sprouted in the oddest places â each with railings which had strange sinuous plants cast into them, looking as if some giant creeper had fallen under a spell and been changed into iron. The whole building was finished in ragged castle battlements from which bunches of London pride sprouted like windblown hair against the sky.
I'd been taken there with Mum by the estate agent. She'd sighed and moaned about how run down the place was. But I'd turned her attention to its finer points. Like the totally over-the-top lift at the end of the lobby which had ornamental brasswork decorated with scenes of knights on chargers and maidens with flowing hair. In the end she'd had to give in, because Rosemount was all we could afford.
We arrived that afternoon to find the removal van already parked outside. Most of our belongings were stacked on the cracked and broken front steps. The removal men had taken possession of the lift so we trudged up the umpteen flights of stairs that led to our flat. Bag's basket seemed to grow heavier with each floor. He was wailing as his nose met up with all the unaccustomed smells.
Our floor was the seventh â at the very top. The lift didn't even reach it. You had to climb a final set of winding stairs to get to it. The flat consisted of four low rooms tucked in under the battlements. Mum said it must have been the servants' quarters once â in the days when the people in the building were grand enough to have them.
The removal men were currently sweating and
moaning over that last flight of stairs. We forced our way through the queue of boxes into our front corridor.
âOh my goodness, we're never going to get it all in,' said Mum.
âWhere's this one to go, luv?' asked a man who'd got a box wedged between the washing machine and the doorframe.
âThey should all be marked for each room,' said Mum. âWhere's my list?'
I left her to it while I took Bag on a tour of inspection. This didn't take long. Mum had the largest room which looked out on to a narrow light well at the back. Mine was all oblique angles and dramatically slanted ceilings with a view down on to the front entrance. Apart from the bedrooms, there was a kitchen, just big enough to hold a table, a balcony, just wide enough for Bag and his kitty-litter box, and a room we rather grandly decided to call the sitting room, which had enough space for the sofa, the TV and a small round table that used to be in Mum's bedroom.
This table was already standing in the bay window. Edging my way through piles of bedlinen and flattened boxes, I made for the kitchen. I found an empty jam jar, put the daffodils into it, and placed it on the table by the window.
Mum was leaning in through the doorway watching me with a strange expression on her face.
âWhat?'
âYou are such an incurable romantic.'
âNo I'm not.'
âYes you are. How about that cup of tea now? I've relocated the mugs.'
âIs there enough milk for Bag?'
âBetter not let him out till the men have gone. We'll have to butter his paws.'
âButter his paws?'
âYes. Makes a cat feel at home. Licking it off.'
âHow weird.'
âI know. But it works for some reason.'
It was some six hours later that we actually got the place almost straight. With aching backs and cobwebby hair, we sat side by side on the sofa eating beans on toast. Bag was on the floor on a pile of newspapers washing butter off his paws. He kept pausing to lick his whiskers thoughtfully.
âI suppose it makes sense really. He only washes his paws when he's really contented, like after turkey at Christmas,' I said.
âAssociation of ideas,' said Mum. âButter breeds
contentment.' Bag had started to purr.
The sun had come out. A watery ray slanted through the dirty window and fell across the table. The daffodils seemed to light up the room. Mum leaned over to smell them. âHeaven. We should've left them, really,' she said.
âRubbish, the new people aren't moving in for a fortnight. They'd all be dead by then. Anyway, they'll have them next year. And the year after.'
âYes,' said Mum and she looked very sad. I leaned down to stroke Bag, not wanting Mum to see I was upset too. âI'll go and make some more tea,' she said. Her voice sounded funny.
I hated to hear her like that. Moving out had made it all so final. As long as we'd been in the old house, I could imagine that at any moment I would hear Dad's key turning in the lock and he'd come in and hang up his coat and everything would be back to normal.
Except it hadn't been normal, not for ages. I suppose I just remembered the good bits now. Like the daft jokes we shared and that holiday we'd had in that horrible stuffy mobile home when it had rained nonstop and we'd nearly worn out the Monopoly board. Dad and Mum hadn't been arguing much then. At least, not in front of me. It was difficult to place the
time when it had started to go wrong. It was sometime after that holiday. They'd begun to have these rows, at least Dad had. He did all the shouting while Mum went all quiet. More recently the rows had got fewer and been replaced by long silences. Then they'd virtually stopped talking to each other. Whenever they said anything it was in a tired voice, as if they were making a tremendous effort. I know a lot of it was my fault. I'd shouted at both of them. And I'd sulked. I thought it would get through to them. I wanted to make them wake up and be normal again. But I'd only made it worse.
Then Dad had gone out a lot. He'd leave the house, slamming the door behind him and revving up the car in that exaggerated way I hated. Gradually he'd stopped coming back for meals â he just arrived late and went straight to bed. I think he used to eat in a pub, he always smelt of beer when he came to say goodnight. One day I discovered he was sleeping in the spare room. And then he started staying away at night. âOn business', he said.
Nine months ago he'd moved out altogether as a trial. The âtrial' went on for a month. And then another month. And then one day he took me out for that awful walk by the river and tried to explain that
he was moving out for good. That he wasn't coming back ever. He was almost crying. I didn't know what to say.