Authors: Jane Smiley
It was a nice July day, sunny but damp, a Boston day, not like that armpit in the Midwest where they sweated all day and night. It was a week since he'd walked out of the job that his dad got him, painting at a “Country Club,” though it didn't look very exclusive to Richie. They painted green some days, and they painted white other days, and the painters talked about whorehouses and tattoos. Now Richie stared out the window at guys in uniforms telling the recruits
to move it, get going. Finally, the sergeant followed the last guy onto the bus, and the door started to close. One of the draftees jumped out of his seat and said, “We need to vote on that.”
The sergeant said, “Sit down!”
The kid didn't sit down. In fact, Richie saw, the kid was older than the sergeant. He said, “America is still a democracy. This bus will move when the people have decided it will move. Men!” He turned toward the guys in the seats. “Everyone who wants the door to close, say aye!”
Richie shouted, “Aye!” There were maybe five or six ayes.
“No?”
“Noo!”
the whole bus erupted.
The kid said, “I think we need to debate this! Parliamentary procedures apply!”
The sergeant said, “Sit down.”
The kid went right up to him and put his arm around the sergeant's waist and pushed into him slightly. He maybe outweighed the sergeant by twenty pounds. He said in a calm voice, “Let's have a debate, all right?” He kept his arm around the sergeant, kept pushing into him, until the sergeant backed toward the driver and shrugged. The debate about closing the door, and then about driving away, lasted twenty minutes. Richie participated. He made the case against blocking traffic.
When the sergeant sat down, the kid sat down right beside him. It was clear who was the boss. When the bus pulled up at the facility, the door opened, and an older man got on, also a sergeant, but a lifer. The bus went dead quiet. This sergeant handed out cards and pencilsâthey had to write down their names, birth dates, and some other information. When everyone just sat there, the sergeant pretended to get mad and said, “Move it!”
The kid stood up.
“Sit down!” shouted the sergeant.
The kid said, “It is moved by the sergeant here that I sit down. Second the motion?”
A hand went up.
“What theâ”
“All in favor?”
A few ayes. Not RichieâRichie wanted to see what might happen.
“All opposed?”
The bus roared.
The sergeant shouted, “Son, if you don't sit down, I'll sit you down!”
The kid said, “Motion made to sit me down by force. Second?”
A hand went up.
“All in favor?”
As everyone in the bus shouted “Aye!” the sergeant pushed the kid into his seat. But he popped up to exclaim, “Motion carried!” Everyone laughed.
Now they scribbled, but when the sergeant told them to pass their pencils forward, they all threw their pencils right at himâhe had to duck. By the time they had debated and voted for getting off the bus, even he looked a little intimidated, though red-faced and angry. Richie didn't know what to think.
Once inside the building, they were told to line up. Richie suspected that he was between two guys who knew each other, though they didn't look at or talk to each other. For a while, things went alongâno debates or votes. The “chairman” of the bus was five guys ahead of Richie, and the only thing he did was try to engage every doctor or orderly he met in conversation. Was Dr. So-and-So aware that 68 percent of American voters no longer favored the war in Vietnam? How did Dr. This-and-That personally feel about the invasion of Cambodia? Had Dr. Up-and-Down known Lieutenant Calley personally, and was he present for the My Lai massacre? (This last was said in a smooth and friendly voice.) “Keep it moving!” was all the army people said. But it moved very slowly, because it seemed like it took everyone in the line at least a minute to unlace each shoe and unbutton each button. Richie thought that the army personnel were pretty patient.
They came to a large room and were told to strip down to their underwear, put their clothes into a basket, and stay in line. It was then that he saw that the kid in front of him had painted black skulls with red eyes on his chest and his back, with the words “US Army” across his collarbones. The kid behind him had a bomb blast on his back.
The line moved, and the doctors kept their eyes down. The “chairman,” still five ahead, had a map of Cambodia on his back and the words “Next stop, Peking.” They shuffled along very slowly. At one point, the front group paused. Richie could see the first guy come to a doctor sitting on a stool. He turned his head to the right and coughed, then to the left and coughed. He stood there. A few minutes later, when Richie got a better view, he saw that each kid was dropping his pants, and the doctor was sticking his finger up into the kid's scrotum. They shuffled forward.
Finally, the “chairman” came to the doctor sitting on the stool. The doctor's assistant muttered something, and the chairman said, “Please repeat your request.”
“Take your pants down!”
“Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.”
The doctor and his assistant exchanged a glance, and then the doctor said,
“Baissez votre slip. Tout de suite.”
And the kid dropped his pants. Everyone crowded close to have a look. Painted on his chest was an arrow pointing downward, and affixed to the tip of his cock was a photograph cut from a magazine, of President Nixon. Everyone laughed, and even the doctor cracked a tiny smile.
Richie had been told that processing would take a couple of hours, but it was midafternoon by the time they were back on the busâso it had taken six hours and fifteen minutes. He was tired, and he was glad that the Yippies, because that's what they were, let the bus go back into town. It dropped them at the recruiting office. Richie didn't quite know what to do next. He had thought, somehow, that the back door of the facility would open onto a platform, and all the ones who'd passed their physicals would get on a train or a bus to Fort Dix. From there he would call home and tell them what he'd done. But now he was in Boston, not far from Kenmore Square, with some change in his pocket, and he was seventeen years old, and he didn't know what to do.
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DEBBIE DIDN
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to Kenmore Square very often. Normally she shopped at Coolidge Corner and enjoyed herself in Cambridgeâher new boyfriend went to Harvard Business School, and he did seem to remember her last name and to think she was pretty and fun. He
respected her principles. He was from Lincoln, Nebraska, where, apparently, they also had principles, and thought Iowans were a little untrustworthy. He made Debbie laugh.
But Debbie's dentist's office was right across from those shops on Beacon Street. She was standing in front of the case, looking at the sausage, when a guy bumped her, and she looked up to scowl at him. She could have sworn it was her cousin Richie, though taller and without Michael, which never happened. She put aside the thought, but then he ordered a ham sandwich, and the voice was Richie's, too. Richie's and Uncle Frank's. When he took his sandwich and went to pay, she followed him. He couldn't have walked more like Uncle Frank, so, when he was out on the street, she said, “Richie!” and he spun around.
He hugged her. He had never hugged her since he was about four years old and told to do so. He had a beautiful grin, and Debbie had to admit she was a little dazzled. It was when he shoved the whole second half of his sandwich into his mouth at once that she realized he was starving, and not in Boston on a school trip or something. She adopted her best teacherly demeanor (at least, it worked with the eighth-graders she was teaching now) and said, “Okay, Richie, what is going on here?” and as they hiked up Beacon Street toward Coolidge Corner, he told her the whole story about walking away from his job, coming to Boston, joining the army, falling into a whirlpool of Yippies.
“No one has any idea where you are?”
“I don't know.”
This sounded sullen.
“Where have you been staying?”
“I had some money, because I got paid Friday. It was a hotel on Copley Square. But I ran out of money, so I checked out of that hotel. I thought I'd be in the army by now, but they just let us all go, even the non-Yippies, because I guess they were fed up.”
At her place, she called her mom first, but there was no answerâit was five-thirty; maybe they were outside. Then, with Richie's permission, she called Aunt Andy, but no answer there, either. Richie said, “What day is it?”
“Tuesday.”
“Nedra's day off.”
“Do you want me to call your dad's office?”
“They've gone home.”
“If they are looking for you, you have no idea where they are or what they're doing.”
“I'm sure Michael told them some story.”
“What story could he tell them?”
“I fell in the river, and there's no point in dredging because I was washed out to sea?”
Debbie said, “You guys! Everyone would know he was joking, right?”
“He can be pretty convincing,” said Richie.
Richie went into the bathroom. She felt a little protective of Richieâwithout Michael, even at six three or whatever he was, he seemed vulnerable. When he came out of the bathroom, she asked him if he wanted to go out for a pizza.
She had two pieces; he had six, and two Cokes. And she didn't have to pry. He was not like Tim had been, secretive about every little thing. He told her about schoolâhe had been busted down to corporal twice for fighting with Michael, but then he had made a friend of his own, from Little Rock, Greg, who was a swimmer. Richie turned out to be a better swimmer than a runner, and he had gotten on the varsity swim team. He and Greg practiced all the time, and his butterfly was really fastâhe'd won six races over the winter. Greg was also good at math, and helped Richie bring up his grade to an A+, so he'd been promoted back to sergeant by the end of the year. The kids who hung around with Michael stopped teasing Greg when Richie punched one of them so hard he fell flat down, and Michael refused to punch Richie out, saying that if a guy couldn't take care of himself it wasn't Michael's job to take care of him. So a truce for most of the spring, ready to be promoted in the fall, and supposedly off to West Point or the Naval Academy or something like thatâbut why wait? thought Richie.
“You can't be in favor of the Vietnam War?” said Debbie. The undercurrent of their conversation, for her, was Tim Tim Tim, but maybe Richie didn't perceive this. He would have beenâwhat?âthirteen when Tim was killed. She knew from her job that thirteen-year-olds were lost in outer space.
“Why not?” said Richie. “The President was elected. He's the
commander-in-chief; he knows more about it than I do. His job is to know stuff that I don't know. That's why he ordered the invasion of Cambodia. Those college kids who're shutting down campuses and rioting and stuff are just lazy and don't want to fight.”
Debbie felt a pop of anger, but pressed her lips closed around that reference to Tim that she was about to make, reminding herself that Richie had been in military school for three years. She only said, “I guess they feel differently about it at military schools than at liberal-arts colleges.”
“My dad fought in World War II. He's not sorry.”
“What does he think about the war in Vietnam?”
“He thinks it's us or them.”
“Oh,” said Debbie. “I didn't know that.”
“What does your dad think?”
Debbie shook her head. “I don't think anyone will ever know.” And then she must have looked sad, because RichieâRichie!âactually reached across the table and patted her on the shoulder, then said, “Uncle Arthur is the most fun of any grown-up that ever lived.” After that, he said, “I thought Tim was our family's version of Superman.”
Back at her apartment, she still could not reach Aunt Andy, and so she made up her mind. “Okay. Richie, I am going to give you train fare back to New York, and then you get yourself to Englewood and just walk in the door. Do you have a key?”
He nodded.
“The best thing to do is show up, and see what they say. Answer their questions honestly, but don't offer any extra information. My bet is, they'll be so glad to see you that they'll lay off after a day or so. Also, give your mom a hug every so often, and tell her you missed her, and leave it at that. Did you give the army your home address?”
“Yes. There were cards and stuff.”
“Well, my boyfriend says that the Yippies are really successful here because there are so many kids who can be drafted. If you give them trouble, they just cross you off the list and go on to someone else.”
“I don't want to be crossed off the list.”
“Yes, you do; at least finish high school.”
He nodded. She got him off early the next morning, dragging his suitcase, which he had left in a locker at the station the morning he
went for the physical. She made him take a shower, so only his clothes stank, but, really, it was amazing what seventeen-year-old boys did not notice. Of course he didn't write, but a week later she got a letter from her mother:
Dear Debbieâ
It's been terribly hot here. I hope you are getting some sea breezes! When you come home for Labor Day Weekend, you can revive us, if you feel like it. Listen to this! Richie was gone for six days! He showed up Wednesday evening, and he said NOTHING. Well, your aunt Andy was very upset, so she went into his room and got all over him, and he said, didn't she get his note? And, of course not. Apparently, a friend of his from school had come East for a week, and they had decided to drive around and look at colleges, since the boy had never been in the East before. They went to Annapolis and West Point and Penn, just to have a look. I guess Richie had money from his job. Then he showed her the note he'd left for her, taped it to the BAR in their family room, but now she's stopped drinking, so she never even opened the bar and never saw it. Frank thought it was a sign of manly independence that they did this, so he isn't mad. Wonders never cease (and I'm talking about the fact that she didn't look into the bar for six days). She's a very mysterious person, and your dad wonders if, now that she is no longer pickled, she will start to age like the rest of us.
Too hot to go on any longer,
We love you!
Mom