Endless Night (20 page)

“Thank God for lousy shots,” Jody said.

“He’s probably a terrific shot, or he wouldn’t have tried it in the first place. Firing
down
at a target can be awfully tricky. Where do you keep the first aid stuff?”

“Behind there.” Jody nodded toward the larger of the two mirrors, the one above the counter to the right of the sink.

Miles stepped over to it. “Your father probably saved you.”

“He got me inside awfully fast, that’s for sure.”

“Didn’t even bother to open the screen door,” Miles said, and swung the mirror open. “From the look of the thing, he must’ve barreled straight through it.”

“That’s what he did, all right.”

“You’ve got yourself quite a father.”

“Yeah, I know.”

She had her back to Jody as she gathered what she needed off the cluttered shelves of the medicine cabinet.

From behind, she looked fairly large and heavy, but not fat. She was broad across the shoulders and back, had wide hips, and a rump that filled the seat of her Wrangler blue jeans. What with the jeans, her plaid shirt and her cowboy boots, she might’ve been stopping by the house on her way to a rodeo.

When she turned around, her hands were full with a tube of antiseptic cream, rolls of adhesive tape and gauze. A pair of toenail scissors dangled from her pinkie finger.

“We’ll have you fixed up in no time at all,” she said. She knelt in front of Jody.

“Did you know Dad before tonight?”

“Nope.” Arranging the supplies on the floor beside her knee, she said, “I’d heard of him, but never met him.”

“He’s stationed at the 77th.”

Nodding, Miles took the moccasin off Jody’s right foot. Then she peeled off the bloody sock. The way she was hunched over, Jody could see down the front of her blouse. She had
major
cleavage. She had a
ravine
between her breasts. Her bra was black and lacy, which seemed like an odd, sexy sort of thing for a policewoman to be wearing on duty, even if she was working plainclothes.

Jody wondered what her father might think of such large breasts and such a bra.

Then she found herself blushing.

Miles rinsed the bloody sock under the bathtub faucet, then crouched and began to clean Jody’s leg with it.

“How come you’d heard of Dad?” Jody asked.

“Everybody’s heard of him. Kong Fargo. You know about the tape, don’t you?”

“Which one?”

“The one they show at the academy.”

“They show a tape of my
dad
at the police academy?”

“You bet. It’s used for training in how to deal with armed suspects.”

“Oh! It isn’t the weirdo with the machete, is it?”

“That’s the one.”

Jody had seen it once, during a party at the house. The guys were showing a lot of video tapes—pretty rough stuff, mostly. Trying either to impress or gross out their girlfriends and wives, she supposed. She had crept in from her bedroom and watched from the rear. Dad had been fairly soused by then, so he never caught on that she was there.

On the tape, a man charges at him, waving a machete. It is night. They are on a sidewalk in front of a store that has big, lighted display windows. The man wears sunglasses, a black goatee, a gold necklace, and briefs that have a leopard skin pattern. He yells “Dust the pork!” as he races at Dad.

Dad is in full uniform. His Browning stays in his holster as the maniac runs toward him, shouting, but he is holding his PR 24 side-handle baton.

The guy seems to take a long time arriving.

Jody later realized that she’d been watching the tape in slow motion.

But slow motion or fast, Dad had plenty of time to pull and fire. He’d chosen not to shoot the man.

Finally, the nut arrives and is swinging the machete down and sideways as if he intends to chop Dad’s head off.

Dad catches the guy’s forearm with a full power stroke of the baton. The machete flies and crashes through the store’s plate glass window. While the glass is shattering, Dad is ducking low and bringing up the baton hard and fast between the assailant’s legs. It strikes the thigh just to the side of the leopard skin pouch. The man cries out, hops, and plunges sideways through what is left of the disintegrating window.

“They show that at the academy?” Jody asked, astonished.

“They sure do.” Miles tossed the moist sock into the tub.

“The creep
sued
us. He and his slimy lawyer wanted three million bucks! Can you believe it? Three million! I mean, Dad had every right to shoot the dirtbag. He risked his life by not shooting him, and the bastard turns around and files a goddamn
lawsuit!”

Miles gaped at her. When Jody was done, she pursed her lips and blew softly. “You’ve got a temper.”

“Yeah. Well. Anyway, the suit was dismissed, but ... Some things make me mad.”

“Obviously.”

“Yeah. Sorry.”

“Do you know what they call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?”

“No, what?”

“A good start.”

Jody started to laugh, but quit when she saw Miles squeezing the tube. A white worm of cream squirmed out onto the cop’s fingertip.

“That’s gonna sting, isn’t it?”

“I doubt it.”

“I’d really rather not have any more pain today, if it’s all the same to you.”

“It won’t hurt. It’s just antiseptic. You don’t want to get infected, do you?”

She thought about that one for a while. Finally, she answered, “I guess not. But take it easy, okay?”

“Easy does it.” Miles gently spread the goo over the raw wound. The white cream turned pink as blood mixed with it.

“Yuck.”

“Does it sting?”

“Feels pretty good, actually.”

Miles wiped her fingertip with a bit of gauze, then unrolled a long strip and folded it into a pad about two inches long. She smoothed the pad against the side of Jody’s thigh. It stuck to the ointment. While she taped it in place, she said, “Anyway, that video was my introduction to your father. I think he became an instant hero to just about everyone who saw it. Of course, we all wish he’d smashed the guy in the nuts, but that would’ve been out of policy. The brass just loved it that he showed so much restraint and still managed to demolish that scumwad.”

“He’s done some other stuff.”

“Don’t I know it.”

Jody grinned. “So, you think he’s pretty cool?”

“Cool?” Miles let out a small laugh. “Something like that, I suppose. He does seem to be an interesting fellow.”

“You don’t think he’s funny-looking, do you?”

“Jody! That’s a terrible thing to say.”

“Well, he doesn’t exactly look like Tom Cruise, you know.”

“He looks just fine.”

“Do you really think so?”

“Sure.”

“I figure the reason he doesn’t have hardly any girlfriends is because of how his mouth is kind of crooked and how he walks funny. Not to mention that he looks like he’s all set to rip off somebody’s head.”

“Oh, he does not.”

“I don’t think women want to go out with somebody like that.”

Miles looked annoyed. “Wouldn’t
you
go out with him?”

“He’s my
dad.
What do you think we are, perverts?”

Now, she laughed. “I didn’t mean it that way, and you know it. I mean, if he was some guy your own age, and not related to you, and he asked you out.”

“Dad doesn’t allow me to go out.”

“But if he did.”

“Would I go out with a guy who looks like that?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, sure. Except it’d be weird going on a date with a guy who’s the spitting image of my dad. Weird going on any date, for that matter. But what do
you
think? Would you go out with a guy like him?”

“You better believe it.”

Jody smiled over Miles’s shoulder. “Hear that, Dad?” Miles jerked her head around. After a glance at the empty doorway, she scowled at Jody. Her scowl trembled, then cracked into a grin.

“Gotcha,” Jody said.

“I oughta smack you.”

“Anyway, can we get out of here, now?” She stood up and slipped her bare right foot into her moccasin. “I don’t want to sit around all night in my undies.”

“Let’s go.” Miles went ahead of her. And looked both ways before stepping into the corridor.

Jody felt her stomach plunge.

What if they’re here!

The whole bunch from last night!

Don’t be ridiculous, she told herself.

Miles gestured for her to come ahead, then led the way, Jody giving directions to the bedroom. After a quick check of the room, she posted herself at the door.

Jody put on a pair of tan shorts and white socks. She was just stepping into her moccasins again when Dad called, “Jody? Miles?”

“Down here,” Miles called. “Did we get the shooter?”

“Found the house he fired from. He was long gone. Left behind a firebomb, but our boys got to it with a couple minutes to spare.”

Miles sidestepped into Jody’s room. Moments later, Dad came in. He looked angry, grim. “A crime scene unit’s on the way up there now. They’ve got a couple of bodies to deal with. The owners of the house, apparently. I want to run up there and have a look for myself.”

“I’ll look after Jody till you get back,” Miles said.

“Appreciate it.” To Jody, he said, “How you doing, hon?”

“Not bad. Officer Miles patched me all up. The guy who shot at me, he killed people up on the hillside?”

“It sure looks that way. Don’t worry about anything, though. Nobody can get to you.”

“I’m not worried about that.”

“Just stay inside and keep away from windows.”

“I’ll see to it, sir,” Miles said.

He gave her a thumbs up, winked at Jody, said, “I’ll try not to be gone long,” and left.

Part Four

Simon Says

Chapter Nineteen

Hello again. Here I am, settled in a rather scabby motel, my hideout till I can get a few things taken care of. It’s still Saturday, by the way.

Okay, where to start?

Got it. Here goes ...

We’ll start with the refrigerator.

It was a big white Amana with a major collection of cutesy magnets stuck to its door. The magnets mostly showed imitation food: a banana, a slice of watermelon, a taco, a grilled cheese sandwich, that sort of crap. Benedict’s mouth was open, so I shoved the grilled cheese sandwich in it.

A little late for his last meal, huh? Couldn’t have been very tasty, anyhow. It was made out of foam rubber and plastic, and had this magnet glued to the back.

While I worked on unloading the refrigerator, I helped myself to another bottle of Beck’s and some snacks. Crackers, salami, and cheese.

Tossed most of the stuff into cupboards. Anything that might rot and stink ended up in the freezer compartment or down the disposal. Once the shelves were empty, I pulled them out and stuck them out of sight in the broom closet.

Benedict went into the refrigerator upside-down with his head shoved sideways and most of his weight on the backs of his shoulders. That’s the best way to put people in refrigerators. You want their center of gravity to be low, so they’re not as likely to topple and fall out the door. It works better if you cut off the head first. That way, the shoulders fit nice and snug against the bottom comer. But I didn’t want to mess with it, so I left his head on. Once he was arranged in a way that looked fairly sturdy, I shut the door. Then I shook the whole refrigerator a few times and stepped back. The door stayed shut.

With that chore done, I hurried back into the bedroom. My blue denim skirt and lovely yellow blouse were ruined with blood. I tossed them on the floor. In the bathroom, I washed the blood off my skin. Then I found a faded blue sundress that was sleeveless and had a zipper up the back. Had a lousy time with the zipper, but finally got it up.

I picked up Hillary’s hair and put it on, adjusted it in the mirror, and decided that I looked utterly ravishing. Then I gathered my purse and headed for Benedict’s Jaguar.

I turned heads.

It was a convertible, of course. And there I sat behind its wheel, naked-armed, gorgeous, my thick brown hair flowing in the wind. (Hillary’s scalp made my head itch, but it was sticky so it clung fairly well. A few times, when an odd gust of wind got the upper hand, I needed to clap a hand down to stop the hair from flying off. Mostly, though, it worked fine.)

Within about a mile of the Weston house, I drove past three cop cars: two black and whites, and one “unmarked” maroon job with a couple of plainclothes guys inside. I figured they were in the neighborhood looking for me.

Well, they sure saw me, all right.

Of the six cops, five were men and one was a gal. They each gave me a good, long look. I had a real urge to smile and wave, or blow them some kisses. But I pointedly ignored them, instead, figuring that’s how Hillary would’ve behaved, seeing as how she was probably a stuck-up rich bitch who considered it beneath her dignity to be friendly to the peons.

Luckily, I didn’t need to grab my hair while any of the cops were admiring me.

The cops weren’t the only people who checked me out. Men of all ages, shapes and colors gaped at me as I passed. Instantly smitten. Instantly desiring me. One fellow, jogging beside his girlfriend or wife, latched his eyes on me and turned his head to keep watching and stepped off the curb. In the rearview mirror, I got to see him stumble into the street. He flopped and skidded.

I laughed, but then I got pretty excited because his fall made me think about the girl last night—the way she’d slid on the wet grass, the way she’d looked with her nightie up.

Such a beaut, that girl.

I quit paying attention to how guys were staring at me, and spent a while enjoying thoughts about what I would do with her when I got her.

It was great to think about for a while. But after I was clear of the neighborhood, I had to start wondering what to do next.

I couldn’t go home. Home is an apartment in West L.A. where I live alone. For one thing, my keys were gone. I’d left them in Tom’s van along with my clothes, and no telling where any of that stuff might be by now. For another thing, some of my neighbors would see me if I went home. My disguise might work fine on strangers, but it wouldn’t fool anyone who knows me. And the last big reason for staying away from my apartment was that some of my “friends” might be there waiting for me.