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Authors: Alan MacDonald

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‘You did it! You winned!' yelled Hubba above the din. Mum and Dad came forward and thumped him on the back. Even Umily hugged him in sheer relief. Through the crowd Iggy caught sight of an ashen-faced Borg, looking as if he'd just witnessed the impossible. Beaten by a boy with a bent stick!

‘IGGY!'
boomed the Chief, clasping him in a bear hug. ‘Amazing! Incredible! Let me see that thing!' He stared at the weapon as if it was a miracle fallen from the sky. Raising it above his head, he addressed the whole tribe.

‘Men of Urk! Remember this day! From now on you will all learn to hunt with the boo and arrow!'

Everyone cheered. Everyone apart from Iggy's dad.

‘Flaming Urk!' he muttered. ‘It were dangerous enough when they was throwing spears!'

Bloomsbury Publishing, London, Berlin, New York and Sydney

First published in Great Britain in April 2011 by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc

36 Soho Square, London, W1D 3QY

Text copyright © Alan MacDonald 2011

Illustrations copyright © Mark Beech 2011

This electronic edition published in 2011 by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc

The moral rights of the author and illustrator have been asserted

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A CIP catalogue record of this book is available from the British Library

ISBN 978 1 4088 1673 8

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