Family Vault
Authors: Charlotte MacLeod
A Sarah Kelling and Max Bittersohn Mystery
Charlotte MacLeod
A MysteriousPress.com
Open Road Integrated Media
Ebook
For Nate
with Thanks
Introduction by Margaret Maron
T
HERE ARE ONLY A
handful of mystery novels whose perfectly delineated characters, ingenious plots and delightful narration made my reading of them so pleasurable that I wish I could read them all over again for the first time.
You are holding one of them.
If you bought this book because your first copy has fallen to pieces with so many rereadings, welcome to the club.
If you borrowed it from your local library because you enjoyed it immensely when you first read it years ago and you want to see if the story holds up, believe me: it does.
If you acquired it to finish out your collection of Kelling novels, then you already know some of the surprises Charlotte MacLeod devised for you.
But if this is your very first meeting with Sarah Kelling, oh how I envy you!
Writers must, of necessity, have fairly healthy egos else they could never put fingers to keyboard in the first place. I read
The Family Vault
in 1979, its year of publication, while I was struggling with my own first mystery novel; and I read it with growing awe and despair. My manuscript was a recalcitrant pile of yellow second sheets that refused to coalesce into a logical plot. Worse, it was peopled by galumphing characters without the least scintilla of the charm that seemed to flow effortlessly from Charlotte MacLeod’s elegant fingertips.
“I can’t do this,” I thought, and was so totally inhibited that I couldn’t write for a week. Fortunately for me, the next author I read was perfectly fine and perfectly ordinary. My ego picked itself up off the floor, shrugged its shoulders and went back to work. So I couldn’t write as beautifully as Charlotte MacLeod. Few mortals can. Get over it.
The Family Vault
was Sarah Kelling’s debut (there have since been eleven more installments in the series), yet she leaps off that very first page fully rounded and irresistibly appealing. She begins as a young wife, part of an extended, and inbred, clan of Boston Brahmins. She finishes—ah, but that would be telling.
I wish it were possible to make this introduction a thoroughgoing discussion of the novel itself: to look at its themes, dissect the moral codes of the major characters, and cite specific examples of Ms. MacLeod’s clever insertion of red herrings and right-under-your-nose clues that play fair but seem so inconsequential that they slide smoothly past without the reader’s noticing. Unfortunately, the convention is that nothing must “spoil” the ending—as if whodunit, how and why were all that matter in a mystery novel and the craft itself unimportant.
So enjoy the ride you’re about to take, a ride as smooth as Alexander Kelling’s beloved antique electric car. You’re going to feel sad for sweet and gentle Alexander, appalled by his monstrously self-centered mother, exasperated by most of the Kelling tribe, and protective of Sarah, a poor little rich girl if there ever was one.
A word of caution: take your time, do not rush through this book. Savor it as Sarah Kelling savored her Milky Way candy bars. Because when you’re finished, you’re going to wish you could read it all over again for the first time.
—Margaret Maron
July 2001
A
CCORDING TO MOSES KING
(King’s Handbook of Boston,
first edition 1878), the Athens of America didn’t have much of a history during its first hundred years or so; although Mr. King did note that various Bostonians were murdered, hanged, imprisoned, put in the stocks, fined, whipped, or placed in cages for one reason or another. As time went on, however, things livened up. Beacon Hill became an area especially rich in history and legend.
The author makes this point to emphasize that her present chronicle of Beacon Hill belongs strictly in the category of legend. There is no Tulip Street on the Hill. There is no church, so far as she knows, that ever had a ruby-studded extraneous corpse turn up in one of its graveyard vaults. There is no character who bears more than a coincidental resemblance to any actual person living or otherwise, no incident that ever took place except in her imagination. Since she has gone to the bother of making up this whole story, she sincerely hopes it will be accepted and enjoyed as fiction from start to finish.
1—Charlotte MacLeod
“W
HO DID YOU SAY
you was going to dig up?”
Sarah maneuvered herself a bit farther upwind. He seemed a sweet old man and she didn’t want to hurt his feelings, but she wasn’t used to people who breakfasted on Schlitz.
“We’re not actually planning to dig up anybody,” she explained for the third time. “At least I hope we’re not. We’re just going to ask the people who have charge of the cemetery to open one of the vaults and make sure it’s in decent condition, so that my great-uncle can be buried in it.”
“How come?”
“That was his wish.”
She couldn’t very well explain to a total stranger that Great-uncle Frederick had vowed he wouldn’t be caught dead with Great-aunt Matilda, who had already preempted their assigned space in the more recent Kelling family plot at Mount Auburn Cemetery in Cambridge. She didn’t quite know how she’d fallen into conversation with this down-at-heel old man at all, except that the cemetery was such a dreary place on a bleak November day, and there was nobody else to pass the time with. Cousin Dolph should have been here an hour ago, but he was still nowhere in sight.
Her new acquaintance was intrigued. “Mean to say anybody can get buried here that wants to?”
“Well, no,” Sarah had to admit. “All these old cemeteries around the Common have been declared historic sites, as I expect you know, so nothing is supposed to be disturbed. However, that particular vault over there by the wall belongs to our family, so we can’t be stopped from using it if we choose.”
Nobody had so chosen for the past one hundred and forty-six years, but Great-uncle Frederick could safely be counted on to make a pest of himself to the last. In a way, the change of plans was going to work out for the better. Instead of a tedious funeral procession snarling traffic all the way across the bridge from Boston to Cambridge, the pallbearers would simply carry the casket out the side door of the church, directly into the ancient burial ground.
Sarah only hoped somebody would have sense enough to close those ornate cast-iron gates. There’d be crush enough without tourists thinking Great-uncle Frederick’s interment was one more sightseeing attraction on the Freedom Trail. Cousin Dolph was probably still on the phone, recklessly piling up toll calls during the high-rate hours, rounding up the clan. It was useless to hope any of them would stay away. There wasn’t a Kelling alive, except herself, who didn’t adore a family funeral.
They’d all troop back to the house afterward, expecting to be fed. How in heaven’s name was she to manage a spread for that crowd when the week’s grocery allowance was already spent? She’d have to talk Alexander into letting her stretch the budget for once, although that might take some doing. For such a gentle man, he could be remarkably inflexible about money. It was odd to be reasonably well-off in one’s own right, married to a rich husband, and still never have an extra cent in one’s purse.
The old man was still talking. Feeling guilty because she hadn’t been listening, Sarah dug into the pocket of her sagging brown tweed coat and pulled out a couple of bite-sized Milky Ways. They were on sale this week at the supermarkets. Knowing how she liked them, Alexander had bought a bag and tucked a handful into her pocket to surprise her. Being so many years older than Sarah, he tended sometimes to treat her like his child instead of his wife.
Her new acquaintance shook his head. “Thanks, miss, but I’m not s’posed to eat candy. I got the sugar diabetes, see? Got to watch what I eat. An’ drink.”
He chuckled as though there were something funny about his affliction, blowing another gust of malt in Sarah’s direction. She took another sideward step and put the tidbits back in her pocket. He noticed.
“Hey, look, don’t let me stop you. I never did go much for them Milky Ways anyhow. Even when I was a kid, my teeth was no good for chewin’ nothing except maybe soup and mashed potatoes. Hershey Bars, now, I could eat them. They went down easy. I bet I ate a million Hershey Bars before the doctor told me to lay off the sweet stuff. Back in the Depression, you wouldn’t be born then I don’t s’pose, they used to sell ’em three for a dime and they was about the size of a cedar shingle. Yeah, I sure did like Hershey Bars. You go right ahead and eat your Milky Ways. Won’t bother me none.”
Not knowing how to get out of it, Sarah unwrapped one of the little bars she didn’t want anymore and crammed it whole into her mouth, to get the business over as quickly as possible. Naturally Dolph arrived while she was struggling with her chewy mouthful, and of course he’d brought an entourage: a respected member of the Historical Society, an official from the Boston Parks and Recreation Department, and a foreman from the Cemetery Division. Dolph scowled at her bulging cheek.
“I don’t see why Alex couldn’t come.”
Sarah gulped down the awkward confection. “I explained when you phoned that he’d already taken Aunt Caroline down to the Eye and Ear for her checkup. There was no way I could get hold of him.”
In fact, she could have tracked down her husband easily enough. The world-famous Eye and Ear Infirmary of Massachusetts General Hospital was within walking distance of their house, and Mrs. Kelling well-known to the staff. Sarah hadn’t bothered because she was heartily sick of having the entire Kelling tribe use Alexander as their odd-job man.
“Anyway,” she went on, “I’m more closely related to Great-uncle Frederick than he is. Aunt Caroline wasn’t even a Kelling.”
Until a generation or so ago, Kellings had often chosen their mates from among their third, second, and even first cousins, partly because they were a close-knit group and partly because it kept the money in the family. Nobody had seen anything remarkable about Sarah’s parents having sprung from different branches of the same family tree. Nor did any relative think it inappropriate for the only child of that union to be joined in lawful wedlock to her fifth cousin once removed when he was almost forty-one and she a new-made orphan not quite nineteen years old.
After the marriage, Sarah had gone on calling her mother-in-law Aunt Caroline as she’d always done. Younger Kellings generally addressed any older connection as Aunt or Uncle, otherwise titles became too confusing. For a long time now it hadn’t mattered what anybody called Caroline Kelling, as Dolph was pointing out with his usual tact.
“Can’t think why Alex keeps throwing money away on doctors’ bills. Caroline’s stone blind and stone deaf, and there’s not one damn thing they can do about it.”
Sarah didn’t bother to answer. Dolph’s companions were beginning to fidget. She took it upon herself to lead the group over to the vault, noting with amusement that the man who liked Hershey Bars was not far behind.
“Too bad you people didn’t give us a little advance notice,” the Cemetery Division foreman was grumbling. “Hinges are probably rusted out.”
He made great play with a long-nosed oilcan, then hauled out a bunch of huge old iron keys and selected the one tagged “Kelling.” “This ought to be it. Provided the lock still works.”
To his own apparent surprise, once he had pried the small brass medallion that covered the keyhole loose from its bed of moss and corrosion and managed to push it aside, he succeeded rather easily in fitting the key to the hole. The lock turned. The man from the Historical Society caught his breath.
“After all these years,” he murmured, “we’re going to see—”
“Nothing,” snorted the foreman.
The door had opened on a solid brick wall that blocked the entire opening. Cousin Dolph was beside himself.
“Damned bureaucratic interference! Who in hell ever gave anybody permission to stick that thing up? Now what am I to do? All the arrangements changed, Aunt Emma coming all the way from Longmeadow, and we can’t get into the vault. I wish to Christ Alex were here!”
“At least he’d know how to take the wall down,” said Sarah, trying not to laugh.