Five Classic Spenser Mysteries (63 page)

“Worse and worse,” he said.

Trask said, “This is Doc Woodson, Lieutenant. He was just saying that Maguire died of a broken neck.”

“No, I didn’t, George. I said his neck was broken. I didn’t say it killed him.”

“Well, it didn’t help him none. That’s for damned certain,” Trask said.

Healy said, “When can you give me a report on him, Doctor Woodson?”

“We’ll take him down Union Hospital now, and I can have something for you by, say, suppertime.” He looked at me. “Gimme a hand up, young fella; you look strong enough.” I helped him up. The effort left him red-faced, and there was sweat on his forehead. “Don’t get the exercise I should,” he said.

“Who found the body?” Healy asked.

Trask said, “Spenser,” and jerked his head in my direction. I got the feeling he wished I were the body.

“Okay, tell me about it.” Healy squatted down on his
heels beside the corpse and looked at it while I told him.

“Doors locked when you got here?”

“Yep, both of them. Mrs. Bartlett opened the back door with a key, and the front door was locked. I checked it.”

“Let’s check again,” Healy said. We walked to the front door. Healy opened it, went outside, shut it behind him, and tried the knob. Locked. I opened it for him from the inside. We went to the back door. Healy did the same thing. Same result. I let him in. We walked around looking at the windows. Most of them were closed and locked. Those that weren’t locked were screened. There was no sign they’d been tampered with. The screens were aluminum, part of screen and storm combinations.

“Someone could have gone out, reached back in, released the catches, and lowered the screen,” I said, “to make it look like it was inside business.”

Healy nodded absently. “Yeah,” he said, “but why would someone do that?”

“Misdirect the cops,” I said.

“Maybe,” Healy said.

“ ’Course with Chief Trask on the track,” I said, “you probably don’t need too much misdirection.”

Healy separated a peppermint Life Saver from the roll and popped it into his mouth. He didn’t offer me one. “Well, he’s just a hick cop. Not a high-powered fast gun in from the city. Couldn’t even solve a simple missing person squeal.” He sucked on the Life Saver. “You find the kid yet?”

“Nope.”

Healy said, “Oh.”

We went back to the living room. The photographs had been taken. The measurements made. The corpse was wrapped in a blanket and lying on a stretcher. Trask looked
at Healy. Healy nodded and Trask said, “Okay, let’s get him out of here.”

Two Smithfield cops picked up the stretcher and went out the front door.

“Union Hospital,” Trask yelled after them. “And tell ’em it’s for Doc Woodson when you get there.”

“Anything missing, Trask?” Healy asked.

“Mrs. Bartlett says no. She don’t see anything gone. Liquor cabinet was open but nothing missing.”

Marge Bartlett was sitting with her knees pressed together on the couch. The lines around her mouth seemed to have deepened. She needed to freshen her makeup.

“What was he doing here, Mrs. Bartlett?” Healy said.

“Who?”

“Maguire. What was Maguire doing in your house while you were away?”

“Oh, Earl has his own key. He’s an old and dear friend. He often lets himself in. We’re having a party tonight, and he said he’d come out early and help me set up the bar and things because Roger wouldn’t be able to get home till after supper. Almost time for … My God”—she looked at her watch—“it’s after four. My company is coming in three and a half hours. I’ve got to get ready. Spenser, you’re going to have to help me.”

I nodded. Healy said, “Do you have any idea, Mrs. Bartlett, who might have done this?”

“To Earl? I don’t know. He was a lawyer; perhaps he made enemies.” She shrugged. “I don’t know. Lieutenant, I simply must get ready. I’m having sixty-five people here tonight. And I’m already very late.” She was on her feet moving toward the hall as she spoke.

Healy looked at her with a puzzled expression. “It’s grief, Lieutenant,” I said. “She’s hiding her grief and carrying on.”

Healy snorted. Trask said, “Well, she is. She’s being damned brave.”

“Brave,” Healy said.

“I’ll question her later on,” Trask said, “when she’s gotten herself together more. Ya know.”

“Yeah,” Healy said, “you do that.”

Trask said, “Got any theories, Lieutenant?”

“I’d guess someone was in here expecting no one to be home, and Maguire came in and surprised him. There was a fight, Maguire went for the poker, and whoever it was hit him with something else and broke his neck. Then he got out of here.”

“From the way the rug’s bunched up and the body’s lying, I figure he came at him from the dining room,” I said.

Healy said, “Maybe.”

Trask said, “How’d he get in?”

“That’s a problem. Maybe one of the screens was unlocked or the door was ajar. Maybe somebody had a key.”

Trask looked shocked. “Wait a minute, who the hell would have a key except the family?”

Healy shrugged. “Maybe the lock was picked,” Trask said.

“How long you been chief here?” Healy asked.

“Seven years,” Trask said. “Before that I was a sergeant.”

“How many people have you run into out here that can pick that kind of a lock?” I said.

“There’s always a first time.”

“We’ll wait and see what the doctor can give us,” Healy said. “If I was you, Trask, I’d put a man here.”

“I had one, but when Mrs. Bartlett went off with Spenser,
I took him off. She was supposed to call when she came back. I only got twelve goddamned men, Healy.”

“I know. Spenser, you hanging in here?”

“Yeah. I’m staying in the guest room. If you get a chance, let me know what the doctor says about cause of death.”

“Oh, of course,” Healy said. “Want I should iron your shirts for you or anything while I’m here?”

I let that pass. “Well,” I said, “time to dig out the old gold lamé tux and freshen up for the party.”

Both Trask and Healy looked very sourly at me. I knew how they felt. I felt the same way.

Helping Margery Bartlett overcome her grief involved a lot of housework. The caterer arrived about twenty minutes after they’d hauled Maguire away in a blanket. He had two eight-foot tables in his truck and enough food to cover both of them. It was warm and I had my coat off. The caterer’s assistant stared covertly at the gun on my hip but made no comment. I helped them set up the tables and carry in the food.

Marge Bartlett was hustling about in a passion of haste, directing me where to put the cold ham and what kind of silverware needed to go beside the schmaltz herring. Roger Bartlett got home about six o’clock and was told to set up the bar before he was told about Earl Maguire.

“Sonova bitch,” he said, “sonova bitch.” He kept shaking his head as he lined the bottles up on the counter in the kitchen. At six thirty Marge Bartlett retired to her room to begin getting ready, and Roger Bartlett went down to the store for soda. I called Susan Silverman. It was late on a Saturday, but there was no harm trying, and if I had to stand around at a cocktail party in the subs, I might as well have a date. She answered on the second ring.

“Mrs. Silverman, I’m calling to tell you that you’ve won the Jackie Susann look-alike contest. First prize is an
evening with a sophisticated sleuth at the Bartletts’ cocktail party tonight.”

“And second prize is two evenings,” she said.

“Well, I’m doing guard duty here, and I wondered if you wanted to come along and carry my ammo.”

“Seriously?”

“Seriously.”

“Okay. What is anyone wearing?”

“I would say it’s dress-up stuff. You know, sixty-five people. The food catered. A punch bowl. Ice sculpture. White linen tablecloth. Real silver. Mrs. Bartlett has started getting ready, and the guests don’t come till eight.”

“All right, I’ll dress accordingly. Will you pick me up?”

“No, I’m sorry, I can’t. There was a murder here today and Mrs. Bartlett’s been threatened and I can’t leave her. Can you drive yourself over okay?”

“A murder? Who?”

“The Bartletts’ lawyer, Earl Maguire. I’ll tell you about it tonight.”

“What time do I arrive?”

“Eight o’clock.”

“See you then.”

I said good-bye. There was a pause at the other end, then she said, “Jackie Susann?”

“Maybe it was Jackie O.,” I said.

She said, “Well, it’s better than Jackie Coogan, I suppose,” and hung up.

Bartlett came back in the house with a case of club soda and put it on the floor beside the refrigerator.

“I’m going to take a shower,” I told him. “Lock the door and don’t let anyone in till I’m back down here. Okay?” I was much jumpier about the threats to Marge Bartlett since Maguire had turned up dead.

“Well, don’t be long,” he said. “I gotta get ready too.”

“Ten minutes,” I said.

“Right.”

“Oh, by the way, I’ve invited a woman I know, Mrs. Silverman from the high school. I hope you don’t mind.”

“Mind? Hell no. A man needs some female companionship, long as he doesn’t get carried away and end up married. You know? Don’t need to be married to have fun. Right? Don’t need that.”

“Sure don’t,” I said, heading up the stairs.

I stuck to my word and was out of the shower in four minutes and dressed in another five. I put on a dark blue two-button suit with wide lapels and a shaped waist, a blue and white checked shirt, and a wide red tie striped blue and black. I didn’t have any shoe polish, but I managed to freshen up my black boots with some Kleenex. I clipped my gun on and went back downstairs. I hoped there’d be no gunplay tonight. My hip holster was brown, and it didn’t go with my outfit.

At eight the first guests began to arrive. Marge Bartlett was still getting ready, but her husband was there at the door dressed fit to kill. He had on a green and gold paisley-print jacket that was loose-fitting around the collar, a yellow shirt with long collar points, a narrow green and red paisley tie, brown flared slacks with cuffs, and black and brown blunt-toed stacked-heel shoes which made him walk a little awkwardly. His tailor looked to be Robert of Hall. How he must have yearned for a blue work shirt and khaki pants.

I stood around the hall with a can of beer in my hand as Bartlett let the guests in. He kept saying “Say hello to old Spenser here; he’s a detective,” which produced a lot of warm handshakes. I felt like a weed at a flower show.

Susan Silverman showed up at eight thirty, and a lot of people, mostly but not exclusively men, turned and looked at her. She was wearing a full-length backless dress with red
and black flowers against a white background. The top tied in two thin strings around her neck. Her arms and back were still tanned from summer, and her black hair glistened. She had red earrings and fingernails to match. I introduced her to Bartlett.

“Hey,” he said, “aren’t you down the high school?”

“Yes, I’m a guidance counselor.”

“Boy, they didn’t look like you when I was in high school. Hey, Spenser? I bet they didn’t look like that in your high school, huh?”

“No,” I said, “nothing like that.”

Marge Bartlett appeared. She was carrying a dark scotch and water in one hand and seemed the ultimate triumph of Elizabeth Arden. No hint of flesh showed through the uninterrupted gleam of her makeup. She wore a violet lavender top with long puffy sleeves and a deep neckline that showed a lot of cleavage. The kind of cleavage that required artifice. There were false eyelashes and pale lipstick and lavender nail polish the color of the eye shadow. Her lower half was covered in black crepe that dragged on the floor. I could never tell if it was a skirt or pants, and I forgot to ask Susan. Small black beads, maybe obsidian, hung in several coils from her neck, and black and lavender earrings swayed like exotic fruit from her ears. Her lavender shoes were open-toed with very high black heels. Her toenails were painted the same color as her fingernails.

Everything fitted very snugly, and one got a sense of Latex stretched, of pressures tightly contained. Her bright blond hair was artfully tousled over her forehead and doubtless sprayed in place. She embraced one of the men, a short, fat guy with a long crew cut and a guardsman mustache, holding her head back so’s not to mess her hair and turning away as he tried to kiss her so’s not to mess the makeup.

“Vaughn, you gorgeous hunk,” she cried, “if your wife weren’t such a good friend of mine—”

Two more couples arrived, and she turned toward them, leaving Vaughn with his mouth half-open. The wives, one tall and handsome with early gray salting her black hair, the other small, blond, and pretty, stopped to talk with Marge Bartlett; the husbands headed directly for the buffet spread in the dining room. I watched them go. One was middle height and muscular with rounded shoulders and the kind of rolling walk associated normally with sailors and gorillas. His buddy was shorter and wider with the body of a Turkish wrestler and the haircut of a monk.

“Beer,” I said to Susan. “And I’ll bet they never leave the buffet.”

“The taller one’s the hockey coach at the high school,” she said.

“How about the other guy?”

“I don’t know him; maybe he’s a violinist.”

“Yeah,” I said, “or an elephant tamer.”

Marge Bartlett moved into the living room, where the noise and smoke were already thickening. I said to Susan, “Come on. Whither she goest you and I goest as well. Or at least I do.”

“Whither thou goest …” she said.

“How about whither I liest?” I said.

“I’m going to get us a drink. You want one?”

“Beer,” I said. “I’m sorry it’s self-service, but I’m working.”

“I know.”

She left me and returned shortly with a can of beer and a scotch on the rocks. She gave me the beer. Marge Bartlett had settled herself carefully on one arm of the living room sofa, not far from where Earl Maguire had gotten his neck
broken. She was talking with three businessy-looking guys and inhaling her wine-dark scotch and water.

“What happened here today?” Susan Silverman asked. We stood in the archway that separated the living room from the front hall, and she rested one hand lightly on my upper arm. I restrained the urge to flex it.