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“Isn’t that all rather statesmanlike?” Dobson asked.

The governor glowered at him. “Do your best, Paul.”

In a lighter tone, Nolting asked, “Shall we use such phrases as ‘to encourage the peace, and increase the prosperity of all nations’?”

“Has a nice ring to it,” the governor said wryly. “I’m afraid you’ll have to try coming up with a phrase or two of my own.”

“Dad,” Walsh said, “you’re on ‘Q. & A.’ from New York in the morning. That’s national television exposure. Plus an intelligent, more than usually thoughtful Sunday morning audience. If you want to hit a big idea like this, wouldn’t you be better off hitting it on ‘Q. & A.’ than at a noisy rally at the state capital the night before election?”

“Maybe.” The governor thought. “Always a good idea to save the big guns until last. The ‘Q. & A.’ audience is a good audience.”

“For statesmanlike statements,” Dobson said.

“So telegraph your punch,” Fletch said.

“Yeah,” the governor said. “On ‘Q. & A.’ I’ll indicate I’m not through with that topic, that Upton, Graves, the President didn’t respond fully or accurately, and that I’ll have something more to say on it Monday night.”

Barry Hines nodded. “People should listen.”

“Speaking of full and accurate response to the Winslow speech,” Walsh said, ” Q. & A.’ goes on the air at eleven o’clock. We have you scheduled to attend service at the Thirty-sixth Street Church at nine o’clock. While you and Fletch were doing that talk show this afternoon, Barry and I rigged up press coverage for your appearance at the church. By the way, Fletch,” Walsh said, “do not go to church with Dad.”

“You’re telling me not to go to church?”

“Don’t want anything like a press representative escorting Dad into church. You get the idea.”

“I’m being told not to go to church.”

“When do I sleep?” the governor asked.

“The pilot’s been told to expect to take off for New York from Melville Airport at about twelve-thirty tonight,” Walsh answered. “You’ll be asleep by two-thirty.”

“Who’s going with me?” the governor asked.

“Fletch and Barry will be with you. And Flash.”

“And Bob,” the governor said.

“And Dr. Thom,” Walsh confirmed.

“You don’t have to worry about drinking New York water,” Paul Dobson said.

Walsh turned his head to look at Dobson. The muscles in Walsh’s neck were visibly tight through his unbuttoned collar.

The governor said to Nolting and Dobson, “Have the Monday speech pretty well roughed out for me by the time I get back tomorrow.”

“We expect you in the state capital tomorrow around four, fourthirty,” Walsh said. “We’ll try to have a hoopla at the airport for you, but it won’t be easy on Sunday afternoon. The N.F.L. game will be on.”

“Who gets to run the nation,” the governor commented, “takes second place to who gets to run with a football.” He looked up at his staff. “Anything else?”

Walsh said, “Fletch, come to my room with me while I change. I’ve got a stack of recent press clippings for you. Particularly from Wisconsin. Got to start learning the Wisconsin journalists.”

“Yeah,” Fletch said to the room at large. “There is something else we’ve got to discuss.”

Everyone resettled in his chair.

“A chambermaid named Mary Cantor, widow of a Navy navigator, was murdered in the hotel we were in last night. A woman named Alice Elizabeth Shields, a store clerk, was murdered in the motel we were in two nights ago.”

“Jeez,” said Walsh.

“And a woman named Elaine Ramsey, wife of an obstetrician, was found murdered in a closet next to the press reception room at the Hotel Harris in Chicago while you were staying there.”

“Do you think the New York Cosmos will win the cup this year?” Barry Hines asked.

“I saw
Newsbill
,” Phil Nolting said. “I think you should have done whatever you had to do to contain this story through the election Tuesday.”

“Okay,” said Fletch. “I never said I’m very good at this job.”

“Your sympathies are still with the press,” Dobson said simply. “You don’t care what a story is. Instinctively, you want it reported. The sleazier, the better.”

“Hang on,” the governor said. “There is a worrisome point here.
There have been these murders. There is the possibility someone is doing this to sabotage the campaign.”

“Like who?” asked Lee Allen Parke.

“Bushwa,” said Walsh. “Simon Upton may have a fifth column in this campaign, but he isn’t murdering women to get himself to the White House.”

“Of course not,” said the governor. “But given the axiom that someone is doing this, the first question is why?”

“Someone’s a nut,” Lee Allen Parke said simply.

“Any suspects, Fletch?” Barry asked.

“Too many of them.”

“Solov,” nodded Barry Hines. “You should see his phone bill.”

“Why?” asked Fletch.

“He almost doesn’t have one. He hardly ever calls anywhere. He must file with
Pravda
by carrier pigeon.”

“Actually, that is significant,” Nolting said.

“Floats his reports across the North Atlantic in vodka bottles,” Parke said.

“What’s your point, Fletch?” Walsh asked.

Fletch waited until all eyes were on him. “I think it would be helpful if every member of the staff sat down with me—
soon
—and established a perfect alibi for at least one of each of these murders.”

“Hell,” said Walsh.

“I won’t do it,” said Dobson.

“It would give me some quiet ammunition,” Fletch said.

The governor stood up. “I’ve got to get ready. It’s seven-twenty. Is my watch right?”

“Yeah,” said Walsh.

Phil Nolting said, “Fletch, in trying to develop defensive evidence for us, you’re going to give the impression we have some reason to defend ourselves.”

“I think we do,” Fletch said.

Everyone else was standing up.

“Looks like you lost your audience, Fletch,” Walsh said.

Then Fletch stood up. “What the hell else do you expect me to do?” he asked. “This is a time bomb, ticking away—”

“So throw yourself on it,” Dobson said, leaving the room.

“Wait a minute,” Fletch said.

“Fletcher,” the governor said, “why don’t you stop playing boy detective?”

“Come with me, Fletch.” Walsh stood at the door. “On the way to my room, I’ll buy you a copy of
True Crime Tales
.”

“Guess I’d better drop that topic,” Fletch said.

“Guess so.” In his own room, Walsh took off his shirt and grabbed a fresh one from his suitcase.

“This is like trying to put out a fire at a three-ring circus.”

“No,” said Walsh, “it’s more like trying to unclog a pipe in one of the bathrooms at a three-ring circus.”

“Local police everywhere are too in awe of the candidate, too busy trying to protect him, to run any kind of an investigation as to what’s going on. The national political writers are too sophisticated to count the number of murders on their fingers, and say, ‘Hey, maybe there’s a story here.’”

“It’s perfectly irrelevant.” Walsh took a suit from the suitcase, frowned at it, slapped it with the flat of his hand, and proceeded to change into it. “The clippings you should go through are over there.” He nodded at the table where his briefcases were.

“So you’re changing from a reasonably pressed suit into a wrinkled suit?”

“Only have one tie that goes with that suit. Must have left it in a car. There are a couple of articles in that stack by Fenella Baker you’re not going to like. One hits us on defense spending; the other on our lack of clarity regarding Social Security. She’s right, of course.”

Standing by the table, Fletch was scanning an article by Andrew Esty:
Governor Caxton Wheeler terms abortion “essentially a moral issue.” Does he imply politics is amoral?

“By the way,” Walsh said, knotting his tie. “Lansing Sayer. Don’t trust Lansing Sayer. Brightest, most sophisticated member of the press we have traveling with us. And I’m glad he’s with us. But as far as I’m concerned, he’s a straight pipeline to Senator Simon Upton. Capable of anything.”

“He just knows how to play both sides of the street,” Fletch said.

“Got to get going.” Walsh pulled on his dark suit coat. “Barry and I are going to check out the sound system at Public Auditorium ourselves.
Don’t want a repeat of what happened this afternoon at the shopping plaza.”

“That was a disaster,” Fletch said.

“No need for you to come now.” Walsh opened the door. “Get some supper. Dad won’t be speaking until at least nine-thirty, quarter to ten.”

33

“I. M.? This is James.”

Arriving back at his room, Fletch found a vase with twelve red carnations in it. The note accompanying the flowers read:
Fletcher

Glad to have you with us

Doris Wheeler
.

Waiting for his sandwich from room service, he had returned phone calls, except those from Rondoll James.

After his supper arrived, he took a shower and then sat naked on his bed, cross-legged, munching and going through the stack of newspaper articles Walsh had given him.

He tried ignoring the phone while he ate, but it rang incessantly.

“Sorry,” Fletch said. “My mouth is full.”

“You’ve got to do something. Fast.”

“I’ve got to fast?”

“A reporter traveling with you called me this afternoon. Told me about the murders. Why didn’t you tell me about them? The three women who were murdered.”

“Who called you?”

“A woman named Arbuthnot.”

“Figures. Are you still in Iowa?”

“Yes.”

“What did you say to her?”

“Told her it was all news to me.”

“Is it?”

“I. M., I know who the murderer is. So, incidentally, does Caxton.”

Fletch pushed his sandwich plate aside with his shin.

“Have you talked with Caxton about this at all?” James asked.

“Extensively.”

“What has he said?”

“Suppose you tell me what you know, James.”

“I can’t understand the guy. Why hasn’t he done something?”

“James—”

“Edward Grasselli.”

“ol’ Flash?”

“No question about it.”

“Why Flash?”

“You don’t know who he is? Everybody forgets.”

In Flash’s personnel folder had been just a photo and identification sheet. “So who’s Flash Grasselli?”

“He’s a murderer. A convicted murderer, for God’s sake. He beat a guy to death. With his fists. A professional boxer. His hands are lethal weapons. He served time for it—almost fifteen years.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Late one night, this guy happened to be walking his dog. Big dog. Flash Grasselli was coming down the street. As the dog passed Flash, the dog nipped Flash in the leg. Bit him. Flash yelled at the guy, told him he was going to report the dog, demanded the guy give him his name. So the guy sicced the dog on Grasselli. Grasselli knocked the dog out somehow, I don’t know how, kicked the dog’s head against a wall or something. And then went after the man. He beat the guy to death. In front of a half dozen screaming witnesses.”

“My God, James.”

“The dog was out cold. No longer a threat. You don’t beat someone to death after an incident is over. It was not self-defense.”

“ol’ Flash did that?”

“Deliberate murder.”

“Why did the governor pardon him?”

“Big Italian family that kept up the campaign to let their man go. A boxing association kept up the campaign, got the state boxing commissioner into it. Grasselli served good time. He was never any problem in prison. Once maybe he saved the life of an old guy in prison
who was choking to death on some food, but that sort of thing can always be arranged.”

“Had the governor known him before?”

“No. After he was pardoned, Grasselli and his mother went to the mansion to thank the governor. Caxton offered him the job.”

“It’s a different kind of murder, James. Beatin’ up a guy in the street in bad temper is different from beating women to death.”

“Beating a human being to death is beating a human being to death. Very few people are capable of it. Are you?” James continued in a rush: “Let me ask you something. When you have forty, fifty people together and people keep gettin’ beaten to death, and we know one member of the group has already done this extraordinary, vicious thing before, has found it possible in himself to beat a human being to death—what are the chances of his being the guilty party?”

“Pretty good.”

“It’s Flash, all right.”

“I believe the governor has talked to me frankly enough about other matters. Why wouldn’t he have mentioned this to me?”

“Because he knows Flash is guilty. Tell me this: has Caxton vigorously been trying to find the murderer?”

“That doesn’t make sense. Covering up for Flash would make the governor a party to the crime. I can’t believe he’d do that.”

“Think again, my boy. Think of all that Flash has on Caxton.”

“Like what?”

“God! Everything! Flash is Caxton’s driver, valet, bodyguard. He’s always with him. Flash accompanies Caxton on all those damned secret vacations, disappearances, that Caxton’s been taking all these years. The booze. The broads. God knows what else.”

“You believe about the booze, the broads?”

“Listen, I’ve known Caxton more than twenty years. And I’ve never known a plaster saint. Caxton’s a man. All that energy. Think about it. Screwing Doris must be like screwing a Buick.”

“Flash told me about those trips.”

“Sure he did. I suppose he said they go to the mountains to pray.”

“Almost.”

“If the trips are innocent, why the secret? Why are they a mystery, hanging out there tantalizing every journalist in the state, now the country?”

“Okay. So the governor knows it’s Flash, and he’s afraid if he blows the whistle on Flash, Flash will spill beans about the governor.”

“Yes.”

“Maybe Flash wouldn’t talk.”

“All right. Even if that were so, which I doubt, think what it means about the governor’s judgment. He picks as a bodyguard-valet a guy who beats women to death every night after dessert. What would the public think of that? Who would he pick for secretary of state? they’d ask. Himmler?”

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