Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (121 page)

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Authors: Gerard Alessandrini,Michael Portantiere

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FRAU KNUPPLEDICK

Zip it! Donny and Marie wouldn't touch this script. And
look at these filthy lyrics! Barbra Streisand will never
record these songs.

MELCHIOR

Oh, I don't know. She might identify with "The Bitch of
Living"...

[FRAU KNUPPLEDICK begins to beat Melchior with a
stick. ]

FRAU KNUPPLEDICK

Quiet!

MELCHIOR

Ow. Ow. Ow. Dammit!

FRAU KNUPPLEDICK

Do you really think this show can play Louisville?
Tulsa? Beantown?

[MELCHIOR unzips his fly, pulls a microphone out, and
sings.]

MELCHIOR

IMORITZ and WENDLA einter.I

MORITZ

WENDLA

MELCHIOR

ALL THREE

FRAU KNUPPLEDICK

MELCHIOR

FRAIL KNUPPLEDICK

Mechior Gabor, answer me!

MORITZ and WENDLA

MELCHIOR

MELCHIOR, MORITZ, and WENDLA

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