Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (94 page)

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[KRISTIN is carried off by a flying monkey.]

IDINA

I Two winged MONKEYS enter with a little box for
IDINA to stand upon. When she does, the MONKEYS
flap her cape as if she were flying. ]

KRISTIN and MONKEYS

"Thoroughly Perky Millie"

SUTTON FOSTER AS MILLIE

Ili there! I'm Thoroughly Modern Millie, the worst "Best
Musical" ever!

I %Yvo CHORUS BOYS enter with a bag of sugar for
SUTTON and big bottles of Coke for themselves.]

SUTTON

Come on, boys! Gimme-gimme!

I They do a frantic dance break, run out of steam, slow
down, then gulp down their Cokes as SUTTON sniffs her
sugar. They resume their frantic dancing. When they are
done, they throw the sugar and Coke offstage and sing.]

ALL

SUTTON

BOYS

SUTTON

BOYS