Read Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits Online
Authors: David Wong
Armando said, “Roll up your window. We're going to do some crowd control.”
“Don't run them over!”
He tapped some controls and an electronic voice boomed from the car, telling the crowd to disperse, and that countermeasures would be used if they refused. The crowd didn't react, everyone having fallen under that riot spell that convinces normal people to turn cars over and set them ablaze, invincible as long as they do it en masse. Armando punched another button and there was a hum, winding up in pitch. And then, the crowd was running. They slapped at their limbs as they fled, as if on fire.
“What did you do? What did you do to them?”
Armando hit the accelerator and the sedan charged through the now wide-open gap in the crowd.
“They're fine, it's a nonlethal microwave blast. Heats up the water in your skin, makes you feel like you're getting cooked from the inside. Just a little nudge, that's all.”
“What was happening back there? Why were they chanting about myâ”
And then the nearest hotel came into view, and Zoey was looking at her mother's boobs.
The buildingâand the one next to it, and the next one downâwas carrying a Blink feed from someone sitting in the Zombie Quarantine bar in Fort Drayton. They were at a table, peering over a pair of empty beer mugs, chatting up Melinda Ashe, in her waitress uniform that consisted of a pair of camouflage hotpants, gray zombie makeup, and nothing else. She was holding a tray and it was clear she was doing the fake laugh she did with customers to drive up tips (there was no audio on the feed, but Zoey could tell she was doing her giggle from the way she ⦠bounced).
There was a scroll of text at the bottom that said, “ZOEY, SAY HI TO YOUR MOM.”
Armando squinted at it. “Who's that?”
“That, Armando, is my mother. She's at work.”
“Wait? Are you joking?”
“No.”
“They must have hacked the skyline feed.”
“Molech?”
“Or his fans.”
Zoey tasted blood, and had to make herself stop biting her lip.
“Take me home. With a route that avoids the buildings. And tell Will and the rest I want to meet them there.”
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Both of the other vehicles had beaten Zoey back to the Casa, since they weren't taking a circuitous route that avoided any tower carrying the skyline feed. Zoey stormed off the elevator in the library and Carlton told her he had seated everyone in the salon, which made Zoey think she would find Will and the rest sitting like old ladies under a row of hair dryers, but apparently that was the name for the fancy room with the fireplace and mounted buffalo head where she'd met everyone the night before. Armando trailed behind her as she flew through the door in a rage, meeting the gaze of Will, Andre, Budd, and Echo. A nearly identical scene to her arrival just twelve hours earlier, with the circumstances having changed radically.
“Is it still up? The feed?”
Echo said, “We got it down from the skyline, but the Blink is still live, and is very ⦠popular. It's coming from one of Molech's men, in Fort Drayton. We think he got there a couple of hours ago.”
“Stalking my mom. Where is he now? Is he still at the bar?”
“No. He's inside a house, it looks like.”
Echo brought up the feed to play on the wall across from the buffalo head. The wearer of the camera was moving slowly and casually through a dirty living room, past a sofa that had been tortured with cat claws. Down a short hallway â¦
Zoey tried to breathe.
“That's my trailer.”
Zoey tried to ignore the column of comment text streaming down the bar to the right of the screen, but she couldn't miss that same phrase repeated over and over: “
SAY HI TO YOUR MOM
.” It was a Team Molech meme.
Will said, “We have to stay calm, here. This isn't about your mother, this is about you, and getting your attention.”
The person wearing the camera was lazily browsing around the trailer, picking up framed photos, making a point of touching everything. Acting like he owned the place. He stopped by the kitchen and started eating from a package of Oreos. He continued down a hall and arrived at a room at the endâZoey's bedroom.
Zoey bit her lip again.
“And we can't ⦠block this somehow? Cut off his feed from the rest of the world?”
“No. You can jam a device if it's close to the source, but you can't just pick a feed and cut it off.”
The man with the camera knew he had found her bedroom, and was freely poking around her meager possessions. He went to the chest of drawers, opened each one, and then found the underwear drawer on the bottom. Over the next five excruciating minutes, Zoey and her new employees watched a stranger slowly pick through her bras and panties, then arrange them on the floor to spell the word “GOLD.”
Then he added an exclamation point to the end, in the form of Zoey's pink vibrator.
The fans in the comment stream were going wild.
Zoey closed her eyes and was pretty sure she was going to be sick this time.
Will said, “I know it's difficult to see the, uh, positive in this, but whatever the âgold' is, it's something Molech wants, and something he thinks we can give him. That's actually a good thing: it means we have a bargaining chip. Now what should happen next isâ”
Zoey's phone rang. It was her mother.
“Mom! Are you okay?”
“Hi, baby! Can you hear me, it's noisy in here. We're getting six inches of snow today, are you guys getting anything out there?”
“Mom, do you have any ideaâ”
“I can't hear you, babe, they got the music way up. Hey I got a message from a guy who came in, he said he couldn't get through to you so asked if I'd pass it along.”
Zoey's mouth went dry.
“What was it?”
“Hold on I wrote it down. Can you hear me? He says he's going to be at Arthur's memorial service tomorrow, and for you to meet him there. He says to bring the gold.”
Zoey closed her eyes.
“You there, Z?”
“Got it. It's ⦠it's just more stuff about the arrangements. It's no big deal.”
“I can't hear you, Z. I'm gonna go, have fun at your thing tomorrow.”
The line was dead before Zoey could even say good-bye.
Zoey started dialing again.
Will asked, “Who are you calling?”
“The cops. Our cops. We still have those where I'm from.”
“Zoey. Think it through. You call Fort Drayton and tell them your mother is being stalked, and they'll send out one of their patrol cars to drive past your trailer once every couple of hours. That's it. And even if they dedicated every single officer they had on the payroll, would they be sufficient to protect your mother, knowing what we know about Molech's henchmen, and what their capabilities are?”
“
So what the hell do we do?
”
“We calm down and figure it out. Together. Assuming we have our jobs back.”
“Consider this your tryout period. Your interview involves finding Molech and crushing him like a grape.”
“Then I suggest we adjourn to the conference room.”
Candi blinked into the room and everyone jumped. In her bubbly voice she said, “We have a visitor at the front gate and, ooh, it looks like he's been doing squats!”
A voice said it was the delivery from Boselli's, and Armando volunteered to just go accept it at the gate this time.
Andre said, “Bet you feel silly for almost buying pizza for those people back there.”
“What do you mean, âalmost'?” Zoey spun on Echo. “Have you not ordered the Squatterville pizzas yet?”
“For ⦠the people who swarmed your car and screamed veiled threats about your mother?”
“
Yes
,” she said, as they filed out of the room. “What is it with rich people thinking they can starve the poor into good behavior?”
They headed down to the Mold door and this time it opened at Zoey's touchâthe mansion's security system had apparently been set to answer entirely to Zoey, the whole thing having switched over automatically as part of the terms of Arthur's will. Not much had registered about the conference room when Zoey had been there the night before, other than the strange schematics on the wall monitors to her left and the severed hand that had been sitting on the table. Some thoughtful person had put the hand away since then, and she wondered where it had gone, but then saw a red cooler marked “
BIOHAZARD”
on the floor and figured it was in there. That would be a helpful detail to remember for when she had nightmares about it later.
The center of the room was dominated by a long wooden table, its varnish ruined by cigarette burns and coffee cup stains. Surrounding the table were five well-worn leather rolling chairs. The wall to her right held a corkboard with dozens of photos pinned to itâmostly dead bodies, most having suffered gruesome injuries. At the opposite end of the room was a refrigerator and a counter with a coffee machine nestled behind a mountain range of piled junk food. Next to it was an open door that led to a bathroom. The toilet seat was up. The whole room smelled of ancient coffee and the ghosts of cigars.
Music filled the roomâit faded the moment Will walked through the door, his personalized theme, apparently. It was a man singing about how he'd like to hear some funky Dixieland. The Suits fanned into the room and guided themselves to their designated chairs, all landing simultaneously, like four billiard balls rolling into their holes after a trick shot. The Suits, back to work, doing what they did. Well, not quiteâthe chair at the end of the table remained empty. Zoey decided she would just stand.
She nodded toward the bathroom and said to Echo, “You ever fall in that toilet?”
“I would never use that bathroom, it's disgusting.”
Will waited for the music to fade, then surveyed the room, seeming to â¦
come alive
, somehow. His people, picking up where they'd left off.
“All right, let's tally up the score so far. Zoey, you didn't warn your mother she was being stalked. I take it to mean you don't think she's resourceful enough to slip away on her own?”
Zoey shook her head. “I wouldn't have put it exactly like that, but ⦠she'd go and try to reason with the guy or something. Or just call a boyfriend to come protect her. Whatever she did, it would make things worse. Can we send somebody?”
“That's an option, but you wouldn't want to send one guy, you'd want to send a team. And they don't know who the stalker is or what he looks like. Or even if it's a he.”
Budd said, “It is. Had man-hands, saw them when he was rooting through Zoey's unmentionables. Had a wedding ring, but no wristwatch. White guy, not much body hair, probably not Italian or Greek⦔
Zoey said, “So what, we're just helpless? Molech can just say the word at any moment and his guy kills my mother five seconds later?”
Will said, “Yes, but you should be asking yourself why he hasn't done that yet. It's not conscienceâit's because there's something he wants from you, apparently very badly, and the mother killing thing is a card he can only play once. So that means we now have two cards in
our
handâthe fact that we have something Molech wants, and that we know exactly where Molech is going to be tomorrow night.”
Armando appeared at the door with a pizza box. Andre sprang to his feet and said, “It could be poison!” He took a piece and started eating it as he headed calmly back toward his chair. He chewed and said, “Nah, it's fine.”
Zoey leaned against the wall with an eighth of a Meatocalypse in her hand and said, “So just to be clearâwe don't even know who Molech is, right?”
Echo pointed to the corkboard behind Zoey. “That pretty much sums it up.”
A series of photos were pinned together in a pattern, like the Suits had been trying to trace the members of a criminal organization the way detectives did on old cop shows. Only here there was no pyramid-shaped structure to mark levels of lieutenants and made men, just a row of crazy-looking peopleâmany of them dead or dismemberedâwith one single picture above them. It was a black photo with a white question mark, with “Molech” scrawled below it.
Zoey said, “I take it he doesn't walk around dressed as a giant question mark.”
Echo said, “I think that would cause trademark issues.”
Andre said, “He's been playin' up the mysterious angle since he hit the scene, wants us to think of him as something larger than life. Mystical. Keeping us in the dark about what his capabilities are, or aren't. We've been working it, but he's the most Blink-savvy player we've ever dealt with. Always keeping the name out there, never showing the face.”
Budd said, “Now, men like that, we've found they usually don't stay in the shadows forever, they get to where they crave the spotlight. But when this guy decides to go public, I'm thinkin' he'll do it in a way that's spectacular. And I mean spectacular in the bad way, like a collision between a fuel tanker and a school bus.”
Zoey swallowed pizza and said, “Well, we've been told the memorial service tomorrow is going to be crashed by a guy who controls an army of mentally ill people with wizard powers. That sounds pretty spectacular.”
Will said, “And do you understand why he's going through this whole dog-and-pony show, rather than just sending a thug to threaten you with a shotgun the next time you go out to get the mail?”
“He wants an audience.”
“Now you're getting it. There'll be several thousand people at the memorial tomorrow, and probably a hundred times as many watching it via Blink. Now that the threat of a spectacular assassination taking place has been madeâand trust me, he'll make sure word gets outâyou can multiply
that
number by a hundred. Big showdown, heiress versus supervillain.”