Authors: Lee Martin
âLucky for them,' said Niki. âOtherwise I might have been forced to kill them.'
âYou're a happy little soul, Niki, you know that?' said Kate.
Niki deigned not to reply.
They fired off the rounds they'd brought with them, and even Kate took an interest as her bullets chopped lumps out of the dead tree. âSee,' said Niki. âI knew you could do it.'
âI still don't know if we can carry this off,' said Kate as they drove back to where Sadie had left her car in the lay-by, this time collecting the spent cartridge cases, passing the scene of Niki's shootout, where the white van had been shoved off the road and was covered in police tape, the road next to it stained with oil, petrol and antifreeze.
âServed the fucker right,' said Niki. âHe won't be picking on women drivers for a bit,' and they all laughed hysterically, but through fear rather than hilarity.
âIt's the timing that worries me,' said Sadie, suddenly serious. âFor all we know they might be doing the job today.'
âNot Joe,' said Poppy. âHe's off playing golf. Should've seen the state of him this morning in his plus fours. Fucking twat. He looked just like Ainsley, that dopey cook off the telly.'
âAnd Robbo always gets amorous when something's going off,' said Kate. âWhich he isn't, thank God.'
âNot getting any nookie, love?' said Sadie. âJoin the club.'
âOnly the boyfriend,' Poppy piped up. âStill having it off with Her Majesty's constabulary Kate?'
Kate blushed scarlet. âAll right,' she said. âLeave it out.'
âBut we've got to know,' said Sadie. âI mean it. All this is a waste of time if they do the job without us knowing.'
âWe could just take the money after,' said Kate. âOne by one.'
âNo,' said Niki. âWe do them all at the same time and get lost. We need the cash all in one place. Right?'
âRight,' said Sadie. âSo you lot need to keep your eyes and ears open. Right?'
The other three nodded agreement as Niki pulled up next to Sadie's SUV. They loaded it up, left the Granada and went back to Sadie's place.
âNow remember girls,' she said before they left. âEyes and ears open. We need to know every detail.'
And with that, they parted.
Kate, Poppy and Niki got their spy hats on. It was a risky business. Niki went through her small house from top to bottom. She checked out the room that Connie called his office, although he was rarely in it. All she turned up was a bunch of paid bills, and not much else. Connie kept things close to his chest, and she wasn't surprised. As far as making small talk, that rarely happened any more, and she knew he'd smell a rat if she started on with the third degree, so she ended up admitting defeat. What she would have liked to do was borrow the Uzi, stick it in his ear like she'd done to the white van man, and get the truth out of him that way. She could hardly wait for a chance to get even with him. And she knew that only one of them would walk away alive.
Poppy came up against the same brick wall. Joseph was another closed-mouthed man, and when she met Niki for an afternoon of sex, she told her she was none the wiser.
In fact it was Kate who got the first inkling of the job, and it happened in the worst way.
One morning, a week or so later, as they were having breakfast and watching
BBC 24
Robbo said, âI've got a meet this morning. Christ knows how long I'll be.'
âSomething important?' asked Kate.
âNone of your fucking business. Keep your nose out.'
âSorry.'
âYou will be. Now, have I got a clean shirt?'
âOn a hanger in your wardrobe.'
âGood girl.'
âWhere are you going to be?' Kate tried to sound as innocent as possible.
âBrick Lane. Some poncy bar or other. Used to be good down there before all those wankers started hanging out. Dinner for a nicker. Now look at the fucking place.'
âWho you meeting?'
âSome geezer. In the building trade. Fucking Paki.'
And that was when Kate got the first sniff. âWhat do you want a builder for?'
âI told you. None of your business.' And he finished his toast, left the dishes for Kate to clear away and went upstairs to get dressed.
After he'd left, she put on an old Burberry mac, pushed her shock of red hair up under a baseball cap, left off her make up, and put on a pair of large lensed sunglasses. She caught her reflection as she left the house and laughed at herself, all dressed up like a spy from a bad movie, and caught the tube to Aldgate. A poncy bar, he'd said, and there were plenty of those to choose from. She wandered the Lane avoiding young Asians trying to get her to take an early lunch with offers of cheap food and booze, until she saw Robbo sitting in the window of a bar with a bottle of beer in his hand. He was alone. But not for long. She looked in the window of a sari shop opposite, using it as a mirror, when who should walk along the road, turn into the bar and greet her husband, but Ali S. Karim, dressed in a leather jacket and jeans with a couple of day's growth of beard on his face.
Kate almost fainted as the pair shook hands and Ali fetched more beers from the bar.
Kate fled, head down, her mind in turmoil. What the fuck's going on? she thought. What are those two doing together? And why?
There was only one thing for it. She called Ali on his mobile and got his voice mail. âYou fucker,' she said. âPhone me, as soon as you get this.'
âThis is rare,' said Ali, when he phoned her later that day. âYou letting me call you. Fancy a fuck?'
âWhat are you doing meeting my husband?' Kate demanded.
There was a long silence. âHow do you know?' he eventually asked. âDid he tell you?'
âWhat? That he's meeting my bit on the sideâ¦Â Do you think I'd be able to talk? I'd be in the fucking London having surgery on my broken jaw. Now what's going on?'
âNot on the phone?'
âWhere then?'
âUp west. Out of the area. Tonight?'
âNo not tonight stupid. Tomorrow. That little pub where we met before in Beaufort Street. Remember?'
âHow could I forget? That was a beautiful afternoon.'
âDon't piss me about Ali. Don't be a cunt all your life. Take a day off. Tomorrow. Opening time, and don't be fucking late.' And she killed the phone.
* * *
What had occurred was that, after Eddie's trial, Ali went to his bosses and strongly suggested that the remainder of the gang should be treated as serious targets. He knew, and they knew that Robbo, Connie and Joseph had been the others in the mail van robbery, and it angered him to see them sticking two fingers up at the law because of lack of proof. His bosses agreed, and gave Ali
carte
blanche
to bring them in. It was just what he wanted, so he plugged himself into the villain grapevine that still operated in London. It was a loose network fuelled by public phone boxes, and meetings in tatty boozers and deserted car parks. Its language was a mixture of modern street and old rhyming slang. No mobiles. The air had ears. Ali slid down into the underworld and kept his eyes and ears open. His cover was that of an Asian fixer who'd fallen out with his cohorts up north and had to relocate to London in a hurry with more or less what he had on his back. He was skint and needed an earner fast. He almost lived in his car for weeks, hanging out with anyone who looked bent enough to be in the know about what was happening, and getting as many knock backs as usable information. A lot of the gangsters were old-school East End, and didn't want to deal with some bolshy Paki bloke. But he persevered, and took the shit without fighting back, until one afternoon in a dodgy pub in Rotherhithe he heard about a face who needed some heavy earth moving equipment for a bit of lucrative work. Ali butted in that he could get anything in that line from a mate in Birmingham, delivered fast, no questions asked, as long as the fee was right. Ali told the publican that he had worked building sites and on the M62 road widening scheme, and was a top driver.
He heard nothing for a few days, until on a further trip to the pub the boss told him that someone wanted a meet. âYou'd better've been straight with me mate,' the publican warned. âThis bloke takes no prisoners.'
âWho is he?' asked Ali.
The publican looked up and down the almost deserted room and whispered. âHis name's Robbo. That's all you need to know. I'm going to bell him now, and he'll ring back on my private line. Keep it short, and no fucking names.'
The publican vanished into the back. A few minutes later Ali heard a phone ring, and the bloke stuck his head through the door and motioned for Ali to join him. He had his hand over the receiver. âHere you go,' he said. âAnd make it quick.'
Ali took the phone and said, âYeah?'
âYou the Paki?' said a gruff voice.
âThat's right.'
âBrick Lane tomorrow morning, eleven. Soul Bar. Know it?'
âI'll find it.'
âBe there.'
âHow will I know you?'
âI'll wear a fucking carnation and carry the
Financial
Times
,' said the voice. âIt'll be quiet. Use your fucking initiative.' And the line went dead.
Ali went back through to the bar. âOK?' asked the publican.
âNo problem.'
âMake mine a double. And remember me if there's any bunce about.'
âOh, I'll remember you,' said Ali, dropping a twenty on the bar. âDon't worry about that.' And he left the pub, wondering how to talk his bosses into sanctioning obtaining a hundred grand's worth of heavy plant machinery.
* * *
The meeting went off as arranged. Robbo arrived early, and sat with a bottle of beer at a table by the window. As he'd prophesied, at that time of day the place was almost empty, with just a couple at a table by the kitchen, and the occasional worker popping in for a take out beverage.
Ali was nervous as he walked down Brick Lane, and didn't recognise the figure standing opposite staring into the window of a sari shop. But she recognised him.
He went into the restaurant and of course he recognised Robbo straight away, but managed to look a little lost as he looked round. Robbo stared straight at him and Ali went across to the table. âRobbo?' he asked almost hesitantly.
âYou the Paki?'
Ali swallowed his resentment at the remark and instead nodded. âThat's me.'
âName?' demanded Robbo.
âAli,' said Ali. He'd figured he might as well tell the truth as he'd probably be called Ali anyway, even if his name was Prince Charles. Fucking cockneys, thought they were so funny.
âOK Ali,' said Robbo. âGet the beers in.'
Ali did as he was told and returned with two bottles of Cobra. âThought you lot didn't drink,' said Robbo.
âSome of us do.' Ali remembered back to his first meeting with Kate, when she'd asked the same thing. It gave him a thrill to look into Robbo's face and know that he'd fucked his wife.
âWell thank Christ for that.'
Although he'd studied photos and seen Robbo from a distance at the Bailey, close up Ali saw how dangerous the man was. How did Kate put up with it? he thought. Robbo's face was as expressive as a skull, the skin drawn tight across the bones, his body had a hardness that was obvious even fully dressed, and his knuckles were white with old scars.
âYou know what I want?' said Robbo after a moment.
âHeavy plant.'
âAnd you can get it?'
âFor a price. Bulldozers are extra.'
âNo fucking jokes,' said Robbo with menace in his voice. âThis is fucking serious. I need two JCB mechanical shovels.'
âEasy,' said Ali and prayed that it would be. âWhen?'
âSoon.'
âHow soon?'
âToo many fucking questions.'
âSorry.'
âAnd you can drive them. Teach someone else?' asked Robbo.
âNo problem.'
âHow much then?'
âAre they coming back?'
âI said no jokes.'
âI'm serious too.'
âNo chance. They'll be burned.'
âThen I'd say ten grand the pair. Up front.'
âI won't argue.'
âWhat's the job?'
âNeed to know son, and you don't. Not yet. I don't know you. My mates don't know you. Nobody knows you. You just turn up out of the blue. I'd say that looks a bit suss. You need checking out before we get all friendly. And you look like you've been living in a tree.'
âTemporary difficulties.'
âThen get a fucking wash, and stick around that boozer. I'll be in touch.' And with that he left his beer and walked out.
Ali sat back with a satisfied look on his face. Result. At least, so far.