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Contents
 

Acknowledgments

 

Prologue

Happy Hour

 

Chapter One

Comedy is Truth the Moment Before Anticipation

 

Chapter Two

Dude, How Did You Get on
SNL
?

 

Chapter Three

A Knee in the Groin

 

Chapter Four

Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday

 

Chapter Five

Swimming with Sharks

 

Chapter Six

Playing Well with Others

 

Chapter Seven

Fight or Flight?

 

Chapter Eight

The Motivational Speaker

 

Chapter Nine

Music for the Soul

 

Chapter Ten

Fake Pitches

 

Chapter Eleven

From the Cradle

 

Chapter Twelve

Dressing Down

 

Chapter Thirteen

“Good Morning, Brooklyn”

 

Chapter Fourteen

Lorne

 

Chapter Fifteen

Weekend Update

 

Chapter Sixteen

Give Me Little Bits of More Than I Can Take

 

Epilogue

Phil Hartman, U.S.A.

 
 
 

“Plush” by Eric Kretz, Robert Emile DeLeo, Dean DeLeo and Scott Richard Weiland. Copyright © 1992 Universal Music Corp. on behalf of Milsongs. All rights reserved. Used by permission.

 

“Ultra Violet (Light My Way)” by Paul Hewson, Dave Evans, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen. Copyright © 1991 Universal—Polygram International Publishing, Inc. All rights reserved. Used by permission.

 

“Cherub Rock,” by Billy Corgan. © 1992 Cinderful Music/Chrysalis Songs (BMI). All Rights administered by Chrysalis Songs. All Rights Reserved. Used by Permission. WARNER BROS. PUBLICATIONS U.S. INC., Miami, FL 33014.

 

“You Don’t Know How It Feels,” by Tom Petty. © 1994 Gone Gator Music (ASCAP). All Rights Reserved. Used by Permission. WARNER BROS. PUBLICATIONS U.S. INC., Miami, FL 33014.

 

Copyright © 2004 Giraffe Productions, Inc. f/s/o Jay Mohr

 

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without the written permission of the Publisher. For information address Hyperion, 77 West 66th Street, New York, New York 10023-6298.

 

ISBN 1-4013-9984-3

 

First eBook Edition: June 2004

 

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