Guns 'n' Rose (6 page)

The disco was round the corner from the revolving door, past a brass railing and some shops. It was a black-and-silver door and windows and a black-andsilver sign saying
QUAY WEST NITE CLUB
. Standing just inside the door near the counter, a lounge and some potted palms was a tired-looking doorman in black and white who looked more pudding than condition. It was five bucks entry. Les pulled out some money and went to pay the equally tired-looking girl at the counter when the doorman came over.

‘Sorry, mate. I can't let you in.'

‘Can't let me in?' Norton gave the doorman a boozy double blink. ‘Why? What have I done?'

‘You gotta have a collar on your shirt.'

‘A collar on my shirt?' Les couldn't believe it. The shirt was a Preswick and Moore Susie had brought back from Melbourne for him as a present for looking after the flat and giving him the arse at the same time. It was pure Toorak Road, South Yarra, and cost $175. Even if Side Valve probably stole it. Norton looked the doorman right in the eye. ‘I'll bet you're a good local boy, aren't you?' You could hear the wooden cogs inside the doorman's head go round as he grunted and nodded something at the same time. ‘Yeah, and you've lived here all your life. Well, there's this new style out. Not T-shirts. Just good cotton or linen shirts with no collars. They're sometimes called grandpa shirts.'

‘That's what I said, mate,' droned the doorman. ‘You gotta have a collar on your shirt to get in.' He was dumb, but polite.

After walking all the way down the hill, Norton wasn't particularly in the mood for being dicked around for no reason. He was ready to tell the doorman to get stuffed, throw his five dollars on the counter and go in and if the doorman wanted him out he could try; and any of his mates, too. Les was about to make a move when a half dapper-looking bloke in a grey suit with a name tag walked in the door.

‘Hey, mate,' said Les. ‘Are you the boss here?'

‘Yes, I'm the night manager.'

‘Well, what's all this “I can't get in without a collar on my shirt”? Where do you think I got this? Out of the church bin across the road? Besides that, I've just spent a fortune in the restaurant upstairs with some people who are guests here. And I happen to be a doctor.'

‘That's quite all right, sir. Don't worry about it.' Grey Suit made a gesture and looked tiredly at the doorman. ‘Brian, next time, try and use some discretion, will you?'

‘Use some what?'

Norton leant over and put his face about two inches away from the doorman's. ‘What he's talking is brains, Brian. If you don't know what that means, look it up in a dictionary. You'll find it between arsehole and cunt.' Les smiled thinly, paid his five dollars and walked inside.

There was a passageway, then the gents and ladies on your left near an alcove leading to a fire exit. The dance floor was on your right, a raised area behind that, then the DJ's stand above another fire exit opposite. Pillars, stools and tables led to the bar at the rear and some steps led to another lounge area against the wall on the right. It was all black and silver with
chrome railings. Soft lights, spinning laser balls and TV screens above the dance floor. House music and FUCKIN' LOUD. Norton walked straight into ‘Kiss Your Lipps' by Tokyo Ghetto Pussy at warp ten and besides almost making his gums bleed, it nearly blew his head off. Christ almighty! What was that? Like a terrorist who'd just been hit by a stun grenade, Les made it to the bar where, even though it was a little quieter, he had still had to yell to get a Bacardi and orange. He got that and peered around through the cigarette haze. There were about forty or so people in there, including a handful of Asquith Annies and Roseville Rogers flopping around on the dance floor trying to look hip and bored at the same time. Perched behind a perspex barrier was the ponytailed DJ in a black vest and, of all things, a white T-shirt. He had this gaunt, crazed look on his face as if, seeing it was the last Wednesday night and there weren't many in the place, he'd drive the ones that were there either mad or out the door with this full-on, esoteric, techno-cyberbeat. He slipped into ‘You Belong to Me' by JX, and Norton felt as if all the fillings in his teeth were going to fall out. Shit! I can't see myself lasting too long in here, he blinked, when once again he felt like someone was looking at him and this time it wasn't a reflection.

Les couldn't quite believe it. It was a detective he knew from Maroubra. A stocky, red-headed bloke something like himself, in a white polo shirt and jeans standing near the cigarette machine in the corner with another solid, dark-haired bloke and two blondes. He was a mate of the cop Les knew in Forensics, a bloke called Mick Les had met when he was out from
Hawaii. Actually he walked into the station when Les was getting questioned over his old ute and smoothed things over. The look on the cop's face was pretty much the same as Norton's. A half-concealed smile combined with, ‘What the fuck are you doing here?' Only one way to find out, thought Les, and strolled over, quietly and casually, not shoving his hand out, just in case he might have been on a job.

‘Well, Steve, what can I say?'

‘I know exactly what you mean, Les, so I'll go first. What the fuck are you doing here?'

‘I'm staying at Price's place for a week.' Apart from George's nephew Les told the detective pretty much what he was up to. ‘And so far, apart from nearly getting my ear-drums shattered in here, it's been pretty good.'

‘Yeah, I know what you mean,' agreed Steve the detective, as the DJ cranked the volume up another couple of notches.

Norton edged a little closer. ‘So what's your story, Steve? What are you up to?' Steve seemed a bit hesitant. ‘I know. You don't have to tell me. It's drugs, isn't it? It's always drugs. There's a cripple in a wheelchair with two dope plants in her backyard. Like that one down in Wollongong. Your mates in the TRG and you're both going round to bust her and punch the shit out of her.'

‘Ohh, get fucked will you, Les.'

Norton shook his head. ‘Tch-tch-tch. Isn't that terrible language to use on a member of the public? No wonder we all hate you.'

‘You're a big shit-stirring cunt.' But there was
something in Norton's cheeky banter that got Steve. It could have been pride. It could have been being half drunk. ‘As a matter of fact it's not drugs for a change, thank Christ! We're after a box of machine guns.'

‘Machine guns?'

‘Yeah, about half-a-dozen CAM-STAT X-911s from America. And a thousand spaghetti bullets.'

‘What?'

‘Teflon-coated things. They burst inside and shred up all your stomach. Like spaghetti.'

‘Sounds nice.'

‘Yeah, just great. We got to get them before this bikie gang does. The bloke I'm with's in the Feds. We're off to Newcastle tomorrow.'

Norton thought it might be good manners to change the subject. He'd had a bit of a dig and only proved that good cops do have a prick of a job at times. And Steve was one of the good ones. ‘And is that how you met the two lovelies?'

Steve winked. ‘Reckon. And in course of duty, too, I might add.'

‘Of course, Steve. And half your luck, mate. They're not bad sorts.'

‘Yeah. We just had dinner with them. They live at Green Point or something.'

Norton was about to say something when Steve's mate tapped him on the shoulder. They had a quick conversation with the two girls then Steve turned back to Norton.

‘We got to get going, Les. I'll probably bump you back in Sydney.'

‘Okay, mate. Look after yourself.' They exchanged a
quick, firm handshake. ‘And Steve, just remember the old saying.'

‘What's that?'

‘If you're gonna pull a scam, watch the video-cam.'

‘Thanks, Les, I will. You cunt.'

Steve gave a bit of a wave and they were gone, leaving Norton on his own again. He strolled absently towards the dance floor straight into ‘Right Kind of Mood' by Herbie. He finished his drink as the music battered him back to the bar. He ordered another drink then turned around and got battered by ‘Forever Young' by Interactive. What the fuck's going on? grimaced Norton. This is diabolical. Norton felt concussed. It was as if someone was belting him over the head with a piece of downpipe and if the music had gone any faster they would have started going back in time. It's me. It has to be me. I'm turning into an old fart, a square. But looking around it wasn't only Les. Everybody in the place looked like they'd had enough too; including a couple of Asquith Annies shuffling listlessly around on the dance floor with their bottles of mineral water. The DJ had won the night. He'd beaten them all into the ground. Or the floor.

I don't know what it is, cursed Norton, but this ain't fuckin' me. He gulped down the last of his Bacardi and fled out the door into the foyer where two teeny boppers were lying on the lounge, exhausted, in front of the same doorman. Norton walked up and put his face about two inches away from the doorman's again.

‘Why didn't you kick me out earlier when I told you to, you fuckin' imbecile,' he screamed. ‘Thanks heaps, you hillbilly.'

With his head still reeling and his hearing half shot,
Norton left the doorman blinking and spun out the front towards the main door. He didn't know where he was going. Anywhere into the night to try and clear his head. There were two couples waiting for taxis in front of the revolving door as well as a girl standing on her own. Les stopped suddenly, almost bumping into her, his face still a mask of shock, horror and bewilderment.

‘Christ almighty, that music. Sorry.'

The girl half smiled. ‘You've been in the disco.'

‘Yeah, I think that's what it was. Bloody hell! The Ukrainians wouldn't have shoved the Jews in there.'

Still half numbed from the neck up, Les stepped over in front of the shops and tried to clear his head. After a few moments his brain started to settle when he noticed another reflection in a window, turned around and pointed.

‘You're not the—?'

‘That's right. I live next door. I saw you upstairs earlier.'

Norton nodded. ‘Yeah. I'm … up here for a week,' he replied absently and then looked at the girl for a moment or two. ‘Anyway, I'm Les.'

The girl looked at Norton for a moment or two also, then took the offer of his outstretched hand. ‘Caroline.'

‘Hello, Caroline. Nice to meet you.'

Caroline ponged a bit of wine, but she wasn't too bad a sort tucked tightly into a denim top, white Tshirt, jeans and gym-boots. Her face was attractive enough with a small, plump mouth and nice teeth. But she had the strangest eyes; narrow and lidded and an intense violet blue that almost seemed to radiate in the soft, surrounding lights of the hotel.

‘So what brings you down here anyway, Caroline? I'm just a poor mug tourist and should have known better.'

‘I was with—two friends. They're staying here. Now I'm waiting for a taxi.'

‘You been waiting long?'

The violet eyes narrowed and flashed. ‘Yes,' she hissed. ‘And there's four bloody people in front of me.'

‘Yeah, that's the way it goes.' Les looked at her half sorry, half amused. ‘Well, I don't want to seem rude, Caroline, but I'm off.'

‘How are you getting home?'

‘I'm gonna walk.'

‘Walk!?'

‘Yeah. It's only about ten minutes. And I want to get the cigarette smoke off me and get some fresh air. I'd offer you a lift but I didn't bring the rickshaw.' Norton looked blankly at the blank look on the girl's face. ‘Goodnight, Caroline. Hope you get home all right. I'll probably see you around.' Les smiled and turned away. He'd just reached the corner when he heard a voice behind him.

‘Hey, wait a minute.'

Les stopped for a moment as Caroline caught up with him.

‘Hang on. I'll walk up with you.'

‘You may as well,' shrugged Norton. ‘You could be there all night.'

The girl stood looking at Norton for a few seconds. ‘Just promise me one thing, Les. Les? That is your name, isn't it? Les?'

Les nodded. Hello, here it comes. You're not the Boston Strangler, are you? You won't try and rape me
on the way home? ‘Yes, that's right, Caroline. My name's Les. I'm staying next door to your place and I own the blue Holden out the front. Now what's your problem, Caroline?'

‘If I fall on my arse going up that fuckin' hill, will you give me a hand?'

Norton smiled at her. ‘Seeing that you're such a lady, Caroline, how could I possibly not?'

They trudged on up the hill towards where the steep grade began. Norton didn't quite know what to say or what to think. Here he was walking home with the girl next door who was reasonably attractive. Yet there was something about her that seemed a bit strange. Was it her eyes? Her attitude? There was one thing about Caroline for certain, though—she was out of condition. They hadn't got more than fifty metres before she was puffing and panting. Les was eyes ahead, marching along, glad to be getting some fresh air when he heard a voice behind him.

‘Hey, hang on, will you? I can't bloody keep up.'

‘Can't keep up?' Les slowed down for her. ‘Christ! We haven't even started yet.'

‘Ohh, shit!'

They headed off again. It was getting steep now and would get even steeper. But Norton was soldiering along, going all right, even half enjoying it, when he heard a curse hanging in the air behind him. He turned around and Caroline had stopped dead with her hands on her knees sucking in what oxygen she could. Les turned back.

‘Come on, Cathy Freeman. You can do it. I know you can.'

Caroline was stuffed. Her violet eyes glared up at Les in the moonlight as if it was all his fault. ‘I'm going back to get a fuckin' taxi,' she gasped. ‘This … is fuckin' ridiculous. You're an absolute idiot.'