Authors: Lore Segal
Half the Kingdom
Also by Lore Segal
Shakespeare’s Kitchen
Her First American
Lucinella
Other People’s Houses
HALF THE KINGDOM
Copyright © 2013 by Lore Segal
Portions of this novel have appeared, in slightly different form, in
The New Yorker
and
Harper’s Magazine
.
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The Library of Congress has cataloged the
hardcover edition of this book as follows:
Segal, Lore Groszmann.
Half the kingdom : a novel / Lore Segal.
p. cm.
1. Life change events—Fiction. 2. Psychological fiction. I. Title.
PS3569.E425S44 2013
813’.54—dc23
2013018656
eISBN: 978-1-61219-303-8
v3.1
Beatrice Jacob Jean David
Contents
I: The Compendium
II: The ER
III: The Cafeteria
IV: The Seventh Floor
V: The Meeting
And if they have not died, they are living to this hour.
—The Brothers Grimm
I
The Compendium
Joe Bernstine
The doctors, nurses and patients in the overcrowded, too-brightly lit Emergency Room turned toward the commotion. It was the very old woman thrashing about her with improbable strength and agility. “You
do
not,” she shouted, “you do
not
tell me to relax! I
will not
relax.”
“Is all right, Missis, all right?” said the elderly caregiver as she laid herself across the gurney to help the nurse catch the nonagenarian’s flailing legs.
“What did you do with my shoes, Luba, you
do not
take away a person’s clothes. Why do you hide my clothes?”
“There she blows,” the doctor in the hijab said to the skin-and-bones little patient whose pulse she was taking. “That’s our third patient gone berserk in one day. Anstiss Adams is one of our regulars, like you, Mr. —?”
“Bernstine, Joe Bernstine,” said the little smiling man.
Dr. Haddad should not have told him, “Our Dr. Stimson
is starting a log of all the sixty-two-pluses who go around the bend.”
Bernstine grinned. “Having an Alzheimer’s epidemic, are you?”
“Glad to have your diagnosis, Mr. Bernstine.”
“Copycat Alzheimer’s?” suggested Bernstine, smiling. “Or is there no such a thing?”
If Dr. Haddad relayed this exchange to Dr. Stimson, the Chief of Emergency, it was from the temptation to confess; one should never talk to a patient about other patients. “I asked him what he did, and he said ‘I’ll be doing my End-of-World Scenarios.’ I couldn’t tell if he was joking or another one gone around the bend.”
“Little Bernstine with the perpetual smile,” said Dr. Stimson, looking across the room where the patient’s wife had arrived to take him home. “He’s been in and out this last month and I’ve had to tell him that he’s terminal. I thought he was going to ask me how long he had to live, but he grinned and said, ‘The tree will continue to fall in the forest.’ ”
Bethy
“What is it with him?” asked Joe Bernstine’s daughter, Bethy, some weeks after her father’s latest return from Emergency. Joe’s wife, Jenny, looked across the breakfast table with her habitual frown of fond anxiety. Joe had just announced renting a two-room office on West 57th Street. “I took over
the lease of a dressmakers’ establishment that had to close down,” Joe said.
“Dear,” Jenny said, “wasn’t the idea for you to take it easy?”
Joe had retired from the directorship of the Concordance Center, an old and respected Connecticut think tank, soon after 9/11, at a time when his illness had first been diagnosed; he and Jenny had moved back to New York. Now, ten years later, he’d arranged to have lunch with a friend from the company that published the Concordance reports. They had cooked up a project: the definitive history, an encyclopedia,
The Compendium of End-of-World Scenarios
. The question Bethy pitched at her mother hardly differed from the one doctors Haddad and Stimson had asked themselves in the ER: “Is he a clown, or a nut case?” asked Bethy. She belonged to the class of children whose tone of voice is never less than nasty when speaking to parents who continue to respond with incorruptible courtesy.
“I thought,” Joe said to her, “this might be a project you’d like to work on with me.”
Jenny frowned apologetically at Bethy: The mother was lovelier than the daughter. Jenny’s small, racy features had aged handsomely; the hair was stunningly white against the olive of her complexion. On their Italian holiday, Jenny had recognized Bethy’s features—the over-ample jowls, the weight of the chin, the hanging cheeks, that little, unhappy mouth—in Piero della Francesca’s San Giuliano. Bitter and unfair that the painted saint in the mural was unaccountably beautiful while the daughter who had stood beside her, who
sat here, across the table, was a plain woman. Poor Bethy! The diminutive of her given name was not descriptive so much as compensatory.
To her husband, Jenny said, “I don’t see how you can go on living …”
“Go on living?” said Joe.
“In the constant expectation …”
“Of?” prompted Joe.
Bethy said, “Dad is waiting to get Raptured.”
It had made Bethy crazy—her father’s addiction to the television ministry of Harold Camping, who preached the imminence of Judgment Day and universal destruction. Bethy had turned the TV off; her father turned it back on, saying, “Wait wait wait! He’s going to give us the date!”
The date had come and had gone.
“He spiritually miscalculated, poor Harold,” Joe said, “poor old bastard, and then he had a stroke.”
“From which you conclude?” Bethy asked him.
“ ‘That if it be not now, yet it will come.’ ”
“
What
,” shouted Bethy. “What is coming?”
“We wonder why the Jews didn’t get out of Europe while the going was possible, but here we stay, in Manhattan.”
Benedict
Joe’s second hire was Benedict, the son of an old friend, the late Bertie Friedgold. Benedict was one of those men who
look like the little boys that they used to be grown unusually large, with a frown.
Benedict chose to speak of “The Definitive Compendium” in quotes. “When we were kids,” he told his live-in girlfriend, Gretel, “we used to always draw Uncle Joe Bernstine as a stick-figure person. He needs this office to have his funny ideas in. And to make work for his pain-in-the-ass daughter Bethy.”
Gretel, who worked in the Austrian consulate, said, “Yes, and he knew that
you
were looking for a job.”
To this Benedict did not have an immediate answer. He said, “All he’s had me doing the first week is set up his library of ancient flood literatures, and anything anybody has ever written about meteors, apocalypses, and varieties of doomsdays.”
Smiling Joe walked into the back room that Bethy and Benedict shared with the latest hire, Al Lesser, the computer whiz kid from Harvard. Today’s funny idea was biological anti-warfare. “Benedict, we’ll miss your dad.” Bernard Friedgold had been an eminent epidemiologist and Concordance consultant. “Project Head Cold. Line us up experts on the manufacture, storage, transportation, and strategic delivery to each of two sides in their opposing situation rooms, of an epidemic head cold. Both ignorant armies will run out of tissues and want to go to bed, not war!”
Bethy raised her eyes to the heavens above. Al and Benedict continued to regard Joe, who was accustomed to
the look in the eyes of interlocutors waiting for the punch line that had already passed them by. He grinned and said, “It was an idea,” and returned to his office, but came back to say, “Project Malfunctioning Button. Let’s get us some hackers to tamper with The Button so that it will fail to detonate The Bomb.”
“
Is
there a button?”
“Shouldn’t think so,” Joe said, “Therefore put your trust in Murphy: What’s supposed to detonate The Bomb may malfunction.”
“Da
-ad
!”
Joe handed Bethy a square little fire-red paperback titled
The NO-NONSENSE Guide to
TERRORISM
.
Bethy said, “What am I supposed to do with this?”
“You’ll contact our old Concordance experts—I’ll give you a list—who might contribute articles on attack modes, weapons, targets, sources, goals.”
“I think Benedict thinks you’re losing it,” Bethy said on the way home. Her father considered this and said, “And Benedict may be right.”
Joe Bernstine did not expect the irritable Bethy, or the gentle Jenny, or his young Turks in the office to share his fascination with the approaching catastrophe. The sleep that rounded
their
little lives did not have a date; they could not imagine, which is to say that they did not
believe
, in their own end. Joe gave himself credit for having kept an eye on the progress of his illness, and gave credit to the human race
that it had been willing, from Ur-times down to our day, to entertain the idea of its own cessation. The logo on the door of the 57th Street office, and at the head of the stationery, was a wide-open eye.
One morning Joe called everyone into his office, which faced 57th Street. He pointed out the window.
Benedict, in the back room, must have been subliminally aware of the wail of the ambulance that was stuck in the traffic of the Seventh Avenue intersection.
“If that had been me in there, that last time,” Joe said, “it might have been
my
end-of-world scenario!”
“
Dad!
” Bethy said.
Benedict continued to look out the window. “You want to know something? If that was me in the Toyota, I’d think moving out of the path of the ambulance would get me stuck behind the white SUV without helping the ambulance get around the crosstown bus, and I’d sit tight. That’s what people do.”
“That,” Joe said, “is what people do. Now imagine a midday Midtown attack. No emergency vehicle will get through. The East and West drives will be choked with people who wouldn’t know that the bridges have been closed.”
Young Al, who had not been brought up on the images in World War II movies, looked to catch Benedict’s eye.
What?!
When the three young people returned to their back room, Al said, “
What
midday Midtown attack!”
“The terrorists are coming! The terrorists are coming!” sang Benedict. Al laughed. Both turned to check that Bethy, in her place at the far side of the room, was out of earshot. She lowered her head.
Al Lesser lowered his voice. “And what’s with the everlasting smiley-face?”
“Uncle Joe’s antique grin. The smile in the bone.”
“What’s the new PC for?” Benedict asked Joe.
“I’ve hired Lucy.”
“Joe! Joe, tell me that’s a funny joke!” Lucy was Bertie Friedgold’s widow and Benedict’s mom.
“Until the desk arrives,” said Joe, “she can sit at the sewing machine.”
No one, so far, had undertaken to research the number to call and have someone pick up the electrified old treadle, the dozen rolls of flowered, striped, and sprigged fabric, and the boxes of spools of snarled colored thread left by the defunct dressmakers’ establishment.
“Joe!” cried Benedict. “What does ‘The Definitive Compendium’ want with a barely e-mail-literate seventy-five-year-old poet with emphysema!”
Joe said, “Did you know it was Concordance that sold Washington on the idea of using the writing community to imagine what the terrorist community might come up with the next time around?”
“Joe, the science fiction community! Mom’s literary!”
“She will catalogue and report on contemporary disaster
literature. Which one of you wants to do disaster movies?”