Hello Goodbye Hello: A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings

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Authors: Craig Brown

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CONTENTS

Note to the U.S. Edition

Author’s Note

Adolf Hitler + John Scott-Ellis

John Scott-Ellis + Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling + Mark Twain

Mark Twain + Helen Keller

Helen Keller + Martha Graham

Martha Graham + Madonna

Madonna + Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson + Nancy Reagan

Nancy Reagan + Andy Warhol

Andy Warhol + Jackie Kennedy

Jackie Kennedy + HM Queen Elizabeth II

HM Queen Elizabeth II + The Duke of Windsor

The Duke of Windsor + Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor + James Dean

James Dean + Alec Guinness

Alec Guinness + Evelyn Waugh

Evelyn Waugh + Igor Stravinsky

Igor Stravinsky + Walt Disney

Walt Disney + P.L. Travers

P.L. Travers + George Ivanovich Gurdjieff

George Ivanovich Gurdjieff + Frank Lloyd Wright

Frank Lloyd Wright + Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe + Nikita Khrushchev

Nikita Khrushchev + George Brown

George Brown + Eli Wallach

Eli Wallach + Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra + Dominick Dunne

Dominick Dunne + Phil Spector

Phil Spector + Leonard Cohen

Leonard Cohen + Janis Joplin

Janis Joplin + Patti Smith

Patti Smith + Allen Ginsberg

Allen Ginsberg + Francis Bacon

Francis Bacon + HRH Princess Margaret

HRH Princess Margaret + Kenneth Tynan

Kenneth Tynan + Truman Capote

Truman Capote + Peggy Lee

Peggy Lee + President Richard M. Nixon

President Richard M. Nixon + Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley + Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney + Noël Coward

Noël Coward + Prince Felix Youssoupoff

Prince Felix Youssoupoff + Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin + Tsar Nicholas II

Tsar Nicholas II + Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini + President Theodore Roosevelt

President Theodore Roosevelt + H.G. Wells

H.G. Wells + Josef Stalin

Josef Stalin + Maxim Gorky

Maxim Gorky + Leo Tolstoy

Leo Tolstoy + Pyotr Il’ich Tchaikovsky

Pyotr Il’ich Tchaikovsky + Sergei Rachmaninoff

Sergei Rachmaninoff + Harpo Marx

Harpo Marx + George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw + Bertrand Russell

Bertrand Russell + Sarah Miles

Sarah Miles + Terence Stamp

Terence Stamp + Edward Heath

Edward Heath + Walter Sickert

Walter Sickert + Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill + Laurence Olivier

Laurence Olivier + J.D. Salinger

J.D. Salinger + Ernest Hemingway

Ernest Hemingway + Ford Madox Ford

Ford Madox Ford + Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde + Marcel Proust

Marcel Proust + James Joyce

James Joyce + Harold Nicolson

Harold Nicolson + Cecil Beaton

Cecil Beaton + Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger + Tom Driberg

Tom Driberg + Christopher Hitchens

Christopher Hitchens + George Galloway

George Galloway + Michael Barrymore

Michael Barrymore + Diana, Princess of Wales

Diana, Princess of Wales + Princess Grace

Princess Grace + Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock + Raymond Chandler

Raymond Chandler + Howard Hawks

Howard Hawks + Howard Hughes

Howard Hughes + Cubby Broccoli

Cubby Broccoli + George Lazenby

George Lazenby + Simon Dee

Simon Dee + Michael Ramsey

Michael Ramsey + Geoffrey Fisher

Geoffrey Fisher + Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl + Kingsley Amis

Kingsley Amis + Anthony Armstrong-Jones

Lord Snowdon + Barry Humphries

Barry Humphries + Salvador Dalí

Salvador Dalí + Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud + Gustav Mahler

Gustav Mahler + Auguste Rodin

Auguste Rodin + Isadora Duncan

Isadora Duncan + Jean Cocteau

Jean Cocteau + Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin + Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx + T.S. Eliot

T.S. Eliot + Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother + The Duchess of Windsor

The Duchess of Windsor + Adolf Hitler

Acknowledgements

About Craig Brown

Bibliography

For Mosh and Don

Tossed upon ocean waters,

Two wooden logs meet;

Soon a wave will part them,

And never again will they touch.

Just so are we; our meetings

Are momentary, my child.

Another force directs us,

So blame no fault of man.

Ga Di Madgulkar

We have as many personalities

as there are people who know us.

William James

The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere.

The moment is the only thing that counts.

Jean Cocteau

When Arthur Miller shook my hand I could only think

that this was the hand that had once cupped

the breasts of Marilyn Monroe.

Barry Humphries

NOTE TO THE U.S. EDITION

George Brown
(1914–1985) was the Deputy Leader of the British Labour Party from 1960 to 1970. He is now chiefly remembered for his prodigious consumption of alcohol, which led to frequent mishaps, often at major diplomatic events. At the end of a banquet laid on by the Belgian government in his honour in 1967, Brown stood in the doorway, barring his fellow guests from exiting. He then bellowed at the top of his voice that, while the British army were busy defending Europe, the Belgian army were making merry “in the brothels of Brussels.” He was Foreign Secretary at the time.

Sarah Miles
(1941– ) went straight from the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts to star opposite Laurence Olivier in
Term of Trial
(1962) and Dirk Bogarde in
The Servant
(1963). “Sarah Miles was originally typed as slut material—a husky, wide-eyed nymphet” writes David Thomson in
The New Biographical Dictionary of Film
. “But in
The Servant
... she shattered the stereotype and thrust sexual appetite into British films.” Her two volumes of autobiography reveal further sexual dalliances with, among others, Steven Spielberg, Robert Mitchum, and James Fox. Often regarded as unconventional, she drinks regular doses of her own urine, apparently for health reasons.

As an aspirant actor,
Terence Stamp
(1939– ) shared a flat with Michael Caine. Their names became synonymous with London in the Swinging Sixties. Stamp first rose to fame opposite Peter Ustinov in
Billy Budd
(1962) and then starred in seminal Sixties movies such as
The Collector
(1965),
Modesty Blaise
(1966), and
Far from the Madding Crowd
(1967). More recently, he has appeared in
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
(1999),
Bowfinger
(1999), and as the transsexual Bernadette in
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
(1994). He now owns a company that produces food for those with dairy and wheat allergies.

When Terence Stamp was the most fashionable man in London,
Edward Heath
(1916–2005), a frosty bachelor, was possibly the least. Heath’s period as Prime Minister (1970–74) was particularly troubled. He exhibited a talent for the piano but none for sociability. Once, after dinner at the White House, President Nixon pointed to the grand piano and suggested they play a duet. Heath simply shrugged his shoulders, said nothing, and walked on. He never recovered from Margaret Thatcher seizing leadership of the Conservative Party and spent the rest of his life nursing grievances against her. His nickname was The Incredible Sulk.

Walter Sickert
(1860–1942) was a prolific painter, particularly gifted at conveying the thrill of the Victorian music hall. He also specialized in drab interiors, invariably populated by gloomy couples. “The more our art is serious, the more it will tend to avoid the drawing-room and stick to the kitchen,” he once said. A friend of Oscar Wilde and Rodin, he remains far more celebrated in Britain than in America, where he is perhaps best known as the unlucky man identified by the excitable crime novelist Patricia Cornwell, for no comprehensible reason, as having been the serial killer Jack the Ripper.

The political career of
Tom Driberg
(1905–1976) was wholly reliant on the discretion of the press. A Labour MP, he was also a promiscuous homosexual, regularly picking up young men in public lavatories. He was suspected by many of his friends and enemies of being a Russian spy, though this was never satisfactorily proved either way. He was an inveterate and unapologetic social snob. “My dear Richard,” he once complained to the editor of the satirical magazine
Private Eye
, “I am astonished that you don’t appear to know the correct way to refer to the younger daughter of a Marquess.”

George Galloway
(1954– ) was expelled from the Labour Party in 2003 after describing the government as “Tony Blair’s lie machine” and calling
on British troops in Iraq to refuse to obey orders. He remains on the extreme left: in 2008, he described the disappearance of the Soviet Union as “the biggest catastrophe of my life.” He combines radical politics and fiery rhetoric with a touch of showbiz: in 2010, he was reported to have completed a musical about the singer Dusty Springfield. The
Times
once noted his “gift of the Glasgow gab, love of the stage and inexhaustible fund of self-belief.”

In the UK,
Michael Barrymore
(1952– ) is the living embodiment of the showbiz fall from grace. During the 1980s and 1990s he was the highest-earning family entertainer in Britain. In 1993, he topped the bill of the Royal Variety Show, singing “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?” The answer, when it finally came, was a definite no: following a series of mishaps, including the discovery of a male corpse in his swimming pool, Barrymore’s television career came to an end. After his car hit a kerb in November 2011, he was convicted of possession of cocaine and fined $1,240.

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