Read Her Fifth Husband? Online
Authors: Dixie Browning
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istracted enough without trying to drive and eat at the same time, Jake ordered a barbecue plate to go and drove the rest of the way to Manteo, a distance of some forty miles, listening to a Molasses Creek CD and thinking about the unusual woman he'd just met.
Sasha Lasiter. It had a ring to it. He wondered if it was her real name. The first thing he'd noticed about her back at the Jamison cottage was her shape. That thing she'd been wearing when he'd tracked her down might have covered her curves, but he'd already seen 'em firsthand. The short skirt and that wispy thing she'd been wearing on top, while it was a lot more than most women wore at the beach, barely covered the essentials. His imagination had filled in the rest.
A guy didn't see curves like that every day. Jake had heard about hourglass figures. Hers fit the description,
with maybe twenty-minutes more sand in the bottom than in the top. The fact that those same generous curves extended all the way down to her ankles meant it was probably genetic and not silicon.
Damned fine genes, he mused.
The scent of barbecue drifted up to his nostrils as he crossed the Washington Baum Bridge over Roanoke Sound and headed home. He had a feeling that it might take more than 'cue and fries to satisfy him tonight. His sex life had died of neglect while he was single-handedly raising his son.
Almost as tall as he was, Jake's wife Rosemary had been a local track star and dreamed of making the Olympic team. They'd gone to school together, K through twelve. In the tenth grade Jake had made up his mind to marry her. They'd eloped the week they'd graduatedâby that time she had given up on her Olympic dreams. Neither of them had ever regretted it.
Seven years later Rosemary had been killed by a drunk driver at one of those intersections Mac had mentioned. Because of their son, Timmy, Jake had managed to hold it togetherâjust barely. After a year or so of fighting the memories, he had rented out the house he and his wife had bought cheap, decorated on a shoestring and shared, and moved himself and his son into the other side of the duplex where his office was located.
God, how long ago had it been? Sometimes he had trouble visualizing her face. Looking at the picturesâwhich he hadn't done latelyâno longer seemed to help. Not that the styles back then had been all that differentâblue jeans were blue jeans; shorts were shorts. But the goofy, self-conscious grins on their faces, espe
cially after Timmy had been born seven-and-a-half months after they'd been married, were hard to relate to after all these years. There were pictures of the tree house he'd built when Timmy was six months old and of the rust bucket they'd bought as a second car and been so proud of.
Somewhere over the next dozen or so years, his memories had turned to memories of photographs instead of memories of the real thing.
“You're getting old, man,” he muttered as he let himself into the empty duplex, dodging around a folded drop cloth and two ladders. Funny thing, thoughâhe didn't feel old. As tired as he was and as much as his right foot was starting to ache, he felt younger than he had in years.
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Sasha woke when early sunlight slanted through the window across her pillow. Without opening her eyes she lay there for several minutes, thinking of yesterday and the color of light and shadow seen through closed eyes. Holding her breath, she waited to see if her headache was going to smite her again.
The word
smite
reminded her of her father, who had frequently smote with his fists, even after he'd gotten religion. It also reminded her that the church-sponsored box suppers would soon be starting up again, which steered her thoughts directly to the matchmaking game she and her friends had played for the past several years. Daisy had married and moved to Oklahoma. Marty had married, too, but still lived on Sugar Lane. Faylene, the maid they shared, was an invaluable member of the matchmakers, and the weekly box suppers were one of their favorite venues for getting two people together.
They still hadn't found anyone for Lily, the CPA who had moved to Muddy Landing a few years ago. The yachtsman they'd tried last fall hadn't worked out. He'd sailed away; she'd stayed put. Faylene, who cleaned for Lily, had mentioned the letters she got weekly from somewhere in California, that she always put away in a bedroom drawer instead of her desk.
Not that that meant anything, especially as Faye said the letters were written in pencil on lined paper. So maybe she had a child by a previous marriage. Or maybe a niece or nephewâ¦
One who wrote once a week?
Sasha thought of her own nieces and nephews. She was lucky to see their signatures on the birthday and Christmas cards her sisters sent.
Rolling over onto her side, she thought about Jake Smith, wondering if he was married or otherwise involved. If not, they might want to add him to their list of candidates. Whatever else he was, he was definitely one studly hunk.
As random thoughts came and wentâshe was always at her most creative early in the morningâshe made a mental note to check with Katie at Southern Dunes Property Management to see if there were any new cottages going up. Might as well get her bid in early.
Satisfied that her headache was gone, her sinuses no longer in rebellion, she sat up, did a few minimal exercises and headed for the shower.
Jake Smith had said he wasn't finished with whatever it was he'd been doing in the cottage next door. Adjusting the water temperature, she wondered idly what he'd been doing when the deputy she'd called had showed
up. She'd seen the two of them together just before she'd made a run for it. Whatever it was, he hadn't been arrested, so it was probably nothing illegal, after all.
My mercy, that felt good! Hot water beat down on her shoulders, softening the muscles where stress always grabbed her. She could do with a good deep-tissue massage if she could ever find time.
He'd said he was in the security business. He'd probably been either installing a new system or repairing an old one, in which case he was probably one of those technical types who spoke a language she'd never even tried to master. She used a computer only because she had to, but she wouldn't know a RAM from a nanny goat, a gig from a crab-net. She read instructions only when she was forced to and even then she rarely understood a word. When it came to disarming and re-arming the gizmos people used to protect their property, she usually managed to follow simple written instructions of the do-this-and-then-do-that variety, but occasionally she screwed up and had to call for help. Basically she was a big-picture woman in a small-picture world.
So he was a security man. Big deal. He and Lily would probably find loads of things in common to talk about in intricate detail.
Increasingly relaxed, Sasha worked coconut-scented, color-care shampoo through her thick, wavy hair. She was still toying with questions and answers concerning yesterday's mini-adventure when she dried off, lotioned generously and dressed for work in a long skirt topped with a yellow T and a gauzy camisole. Her skirts were getting just a wee bit snug in the hips. Not in the waistbandsâwhenever she gained a pound, it went straight
to her hips, never her waist or her boobs. If she'd been born a century earlier she'd have been right in style, complete with a built-in bustle.
Unfortunately, long, lean and selectively silicon-enhanced was today's style. As she was none of the above, she was forced to make the best of what she had.
Which she did withâshe hopedâstyle, taste and panache.
By the time she had breakfasted on a doughnutâjust one, as she was dietingâand a homemade latte and gotten dressed, the temperature had climbed into the low seventies. As there wasn't a single cloud in the sky, she put down the top on the convertible that had been her thirty-fifth birthday gift to herself. Her foundation was a high SPF, but even so she tied on a wide-brimmed hat, letting the scarf-ends trail out behind her.
Hadn't some famous actress died that way when her scarf got tangled around a wheel? She might not have a college degree, but she prided herself on having a wealth of trivia at her fingertips.
Just past the bridge over the Currituck Sound, she stopped at her favorite coffee shop and ordered a hammerhead to go. In case her headache threatened againâand even if it didn'tâshe could do with the double shot of caffeine.
Several minutes later she pulled into the paved parking area beside the Jamison cottage. A single glance told her that the parking area next door was empty. She refused to admit to being disappointed. Judging from what she knew about menâand she could have written a book on the speciesâthe studly security man was probably still in bed.
A morning person herself, Sasha had practically been forced to pry all four of her ex-husbands out of bed. Frank had been born lazy. Barry had worked nights, which gave him a legitimate reason, she admitted reluctantly. But Rusty had simply preferred to sleep late and play late, gambling and partying till all hours, usually without her.
As for Larry, her first husband, met and married in a mad, mad weekend the month before she'd turned nineteen, she couldn't even remember what his excuse had been, unless it was because he knew it drove her crazy. Even as a child she'd been up with the sun, bursting with energy.
The truth was that not a single man she'd made the mistake of marrying had possessed anything resembling a work ethic. Even her father, redheaded, stern-faced Addler Parrish, had sold his tobacco farm and taken up preaching.
Not that he was very good at that, either. Everyone said old Ad was mean as a snake, and she could personally vouch for that. But at least the hours suited him better, giving him plenty of time to lay down the law to his family and punish anyone who broke his rules. Which Sasha had consistently done.
She'd been plain Sally June Parrish back then. Her overworked mother had lacked the strength to defend either herself or her children from her husband's vicious tongue, much less from his belt and his fists. As soon as Sally June could escape she'd left home and found a job stocking and clerking in a furniture dealer's showroom. Within a few years, she began taking night classes at the community college and attending the International Furniture Market in High Point with her employer.
By that time she'd been married to Larry Combs, a Jude Law lookalike who couldn't manage to hang on to a job for more than a few months. He'd claimed to be overqualified. What he'd been was under-motivated. Larry had been the first. Her second husband had been even better-looking, and witty, besides.
Unfortunately, he'd also been a crook.
With two brief marriages behind her, she had left the Greensboro area and started her eastward migration, eventually leaving behind two more ex-husbands. None of her marriages had provided her with what she so desperately neededâa close and loving family. And none had lasted much longer than a year. By the time she'd moved to Muddy Landing and set herself up as an interior decorator, Sally June had become Sasha. She had stuck with her fourth husband's name because it was easier than changing everything again.
Besides, it sounded good with Sasha.
She'd chosen Muddy Landing because at the time, property in Currituck County had been comparatively cheap. That was rapidly changing as more and more of it was developed, but the location was perfect, being little more than an hour from the Norfolk shopping area and less than half that from the Outer Banks where building was booming and decorating jobs were plentiful.
That had been elevenâno, nearly thirteen years ago. Once it gathered momentum, time seemed to fly. At the age of thirty-eight, thirty-five years of which she admitted to, Sasha was single for keeps. Each time she'd married she'd been certain she'd finally found her prince.
Instead she'd found another poor jerk who thought that learning to dress and speak well would alter who
he was. Underneath the designer sportswear, the fancy colognes and the rip-off Rolexes, they'd all been every bit as insecure as she had once been, the difference being that they'd lacked her guts, her brutal self-honesty and her relentless drive to succeed.
She might joke with her friends about looking for number five, but before she would ever allow herself to get involved with another man, she would let her hair go natural, dump all her makeup in the North Landing River and turn her jewelry into fishing lures.
Parked in the shade of the Jamison cottage, she sat outside for a few minutes, savoring the perfect spring weather and the last of the double-strength coffee. She should be able to wind things up here in an hour, with some time to spare.
Opening the door, she swung her legs out and sat there for a moment, savoring the relative quiet of the early morning. A week from now, traffic would have doubled and most of the cottages would be filled, but for now the quiet cul-de-sac was almost like a private retreat.
Leaving the top down, she trudged up the first flight of outside stairs, unlocked the main door and disarmed the security system. The place still smelled of stale cigarette smoke, so she left the sliding glass doors open to air it out. Mosquitoes weren't yet a problem as they'd had a record dry spring. On the next level up, she opened another door, drawing air from below.
At least she didn't turn the air-conditioning full blast with all the doors and windows open the way too many thoughtless tenants did.
Humming under her breath, she began double-check
ing the list she'd made yesterday to make sure that everything that had been lost, stolen or damaged had been replaced. The new bar stools had been delivered. She checked that off her list. Climbing to the top level, she took a good look around to confirm that she hadn't overlooked anything. Once she was done, she slid open the glass doors on the top floor and stepped out onto the sundeck, her favorite place of all. Ignoring the spectacular view of dunes and ocean, she glanced at the cottage next door.
Not that she'd expected to see himâthe parking area next door was empty. Not that she even wanted to see him, but he'd said he wasn't finished with whatever it was he was doing over thereâinstalling, updating or repairing a security system.