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Authors: Jack Gantos

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Maybe they were stupid, I thought to myself. But not that stupid. We boarded the boat and snooped around.
“Perhaps they were just decent people helping out,” Hamilton said. “Now pull up the anchor and cast us off from the dock—quietly. I want to drift for a while and see if we attract any friends. And remember, if anyone boards us, just play innocent. I'll tell them we're stealing the boat. The worst that can happen is we'll be busted for theft.”
“They won't fall for that,” I said, and instinctively looked over my shoulder and stared into the dark buildings and boats. I could feel someone's eyes on me. I just couldn't see them.
“You always act so guilty,” Hamilton said derisively. “You attract bad vibes. Now, pull the anchor.”
I pulled the anchor and we drifted across the marina's basin in the rain until Hamilton was satisfied that no one was following. Then we started the engine and motored down the inky East River with the tall, checkered buildings blinking down at us. I stared back at them, and felt as Marlowe had, searching the shoreline for Kurtz in Conrad's
Heart of Darkness.
At one point a large barge nearly brushed up against us and I imagined we would be boarded by cannibals. Finally, we rounded the tip of Manhattan and steered up the Hudson
where, without incident, we docked at the 79th Street Marina. Maybe our sailing luck was changing, I thought. Maybe Hamilton is right—I'm just paranoid. After we tied up and Hamilton advanced the marina operator some cash to look after things, we caught a cab to the Chelsea Hotel.
“I told you not to worry,” Hamilton said, satisfied with himself as he caressed his beard. “They aren't that smart.”
“I'll breathe a lot easier when I have my money and I'm out of here,” I said.
“Relax,” he said. “You're bumming me out.”
 
The next day and all throughout the week Rik worked the telephone and kept records of sales and contacts. Between delivering the hash around town, I sat around the bizarre lobby at the Chelsea, smoked hash, and updated the ship's log. The art hanging, or leaning, against the hotel walls was so odd, so weird, so impossible to understand. I felt trapped by an intense ignorance. I couldn't tell what was hip and what was hideous, or what was sane or insane. Plus, the lobby seemed a spiderweb of trapped psychotic poets and artists. Or so I guessed. Which ones were the real artists and which ones were the poseurs? Who did I want to meet? Who did I want to avoid? Perhaps they were just street people who had wandered in to flop down in the beat-up chairs and smoke pot or
shoot up in the elevator. When I asked Rik his opinion of them he told me they were Andy Warhol's movie-star friends.
“Ever see
Chelsea Girls
?” he asked.
I hadn't. Had never heard of it.
“Well, half the cast is down there,” he said. “You ought to introduce yourself to them. Maybe you'll get into one of his films.”
I was too shy for that.
“I thought I saw Dennis Hopper down there the other day,” he said. “You know, from
Easy Rider.
Everyone hip stays here. Jane Fonda. Jimmy Page. Bob Dylan. The place is crawling with famous people. Why do you think we're here?”
I thought we were hiding. So I sat in the lobby with the ship's log and peered up at everyone exotic who walked through the front door. Then, quickly, I tried to write a few lines describing them. Nobody looked famous. They all looked tired and strung out. The common difference between the men and the women is the women had fresh lipstick—their one attempt at sanitary glamour. Otherwise their clothes, especially their tights, platform shoes, and ratty hairstyles were as frenzied as they were filthy. They had plenty of style, but did nothing all day but cat around.
I had done a lot of nothing lately. And I was itching to get paid and move on. I knew a few writers had lived at the
Chelsea. I asked the desk clerk and he had given me a list of names of authors who had either visited or written entire books there: Mark Twain, O. Henry, Theodore Dreiser, Thomas Wolfe, William Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, Nelson Algren, and Arthur C. Clarke. It was pretty impressive. I went down to the Strand bookstore and bought books by the Chelsea authors.
Naked Lunch
by Burroughs and
Look Homeward, Angel
by Wolfe were a good start. And once again I began to think about what I would do with myself after I got my money. I knew I wanted to write books, but I wasn't sure how to get started. I did know that I wasn't going to get anything done by smoking hash and sitting in the lobby of the Chelsea, no matter how cool it was to do so.
By the second week we had sold most of the hash and the operation was winding down. We had made deliveries all over Manhattan, and I had started to relax. I told myself if there were cops they would have picked us up by now. I was constantly surprised by who bought from us: a burned-out hippie, a well-dressed woman, a dull guy you'd never look twice at, a man in a fake wig and mustache, a preppie college kid. We met them in apartments, parking lots, coffee shops, high-rise lobbies, and on street corners. Each delivery was fifty pounds or more, so a lot of money was changing hands. After each score Rik put the cash in a bank safe deposit box, and finally, after my constant begging, I was paid. Hamilton gave me a shoe
box of ten thousand dollars in ten dollar bills. I loved my stash. I counted it. I rubbed my face in it. It smelled sweet and dirty. I played with it like a kid with a toy. I straightened up all the bills so they were facing the same way. I bought rubber bands and wrapped each hundred and thousand. It was glorious. I grinned from ear to ear. It was while I was seduced by the big pile of cash that Hamilton chose to ask if I wanted to sail the
Beaver
to England, where we would take a rest before heading out to wherever we could pick up another ton. He was eager to repeat the operation. The hitch was we couldn't buy from the same supplier because, as Rik revealed, they had paid the Moroccans in counterfeit American cash and didn't want to risk dealing with them again. “They're probably pissed,” Hamilton added, smiling at how clever he had been. I bet they'd give him a matching smile with a knife right across his throat if they ever caught him.
He promised me a better cut of the deal. I had mixed feelings. Sure, I wanted more money, but I didn't look forward to spending six months on a boat with Hamilton. And no matter how hard I tried I still had a nagging feeling we were being watched. I told him I'd give it some thought, but I knew I was ready to take off. I wanted to get started on my future. I called a few colleges in New York and asked about writing programs. New York University had one, as did Hunter and Columbia. They all wanted to know if I'd come in for an interview. I hesitated.
I wanted to go. But I just felt so weird. Here I was, hiding out at the Chelsea Hotel and wheeling a stolen shopping cart full of smuggled hash all over town. I just wanted to finish up the operation and clean up my act before arriving in person.
I told the colleges I'd call them back. They wanted to send me information. But I didn't have an address.
And then the shit hit the fan.
It was a Friday when it all went to pieces very quickly. We had sold almost all the hash. There were only a few hundred pounds remaining. Hamilton and I were in our room when Rik called. He had another delivery to request, one that would empty the boat. Hamilton wrote down the address and smiled broadly. He looked in the mirror and patted his beard into shape. “You stay here,” he said. “Afterward Rik and I have to prepare the cash for shipment. I don't want to sail it over. We'll meet you back here for dinner.”
“Okay,” I said, and he left the room.
I had bought more film and wanted to take photos of the room doors where the writers had lived. I knew Thomas Wolfe had lived in room 831. I had recently finished
Naked Lunch
and wanted to see where Burroughs had been insane, or brilliant, or both. I figured I'd go down and ask the desk clerk if he could give me Burroughs's room number.
I was on the second floor landing when I heard a scuffle downstairs by the front desk.
“We're FBI!” shouted a man. “Stop it.” There was the fleshy slap of punches being thrown and Hamilton cursing. There were more punches and I heard Hamilton cry out, “Okay, okay, don't hurt me. Don't!” They must have had him pinned down.
I was frozen on the landing, unable to move. I couldn't see the front desk from where I was and I didn't dare look around the corner to see exactly what was happening. But I did want to hear if he was going to rat me out, or if they knew I was there. I could see the front door and watched the usual lobby druggies who crashed out across the furniture all day hop up and slink out the front door. As they did so, two scruffy men walked in.
Suddenly Hamilton shouted, “There they are! Those are the guys who own the boat.”
It was a stroke of genius. The FBI agents let him go for a moment as they ran toward the men he'd fingered. At that moment the scruffy men pulled out their own badges and hollered, “Treasury agents! Stop!” They had been tracking down the source of the American counterfeit money that showed up in Morocco, and by coincidence arrived at the Chelsea just seconds after the FBI. It took the four of them a
moment to check badges, but by then Hamilton had snaked down the back hall and out into the alley. The Feds sounded like a horse posse giving chase.
My heart almost burst. I scampered back up the stairs. I ran down to the room, unlocked the door, closed it, and locked it from the inside. I grabbed my green duffel bag out of the closet. I opened it and checked on the cash and five kilos of hash I had taken as a tip. I opened my dresser drawer and threw in my clean clothes. I hoisted my bag up over my shoulder and went to the back window. I was entirely in a panic. There was a fire escape from my window that connected down to the alley. But Hamilton had run that way and I figured the police would be milling around out there. My best way out would be through the front door. It was either that or wait for them to come get me. I couldn't wait even if I wanted to. I was too frantic.
I opened my door, scanned the hall, clutched my bag, took a deep breath, and walked down the steps, through the lobby and out the front door. The entire time I felt an invisible hand about to grab my shoulder. My neck was clenched as hard as a tree stump. I was planning to flag a cab but the traffic was backed up so I just kept walking. I lowered my head, dodging people, passing people, growling, pushing between them to get farther and farther away. I made it down to 14th Street and into the first subway station I came to. I had a token. I decided
I would go back uptown, to Penn Station. I bolted through the turnstile and took the first train that arrived. I hopped on, but couldn't stand still. I pushed my way from car to car, until I couldn't go any farther. When I reached the front I turned around, duffel bag on my shoulder, and waited to spot the eyes that were searching for me. At least I'd see them coming. But not yet—nobody was on my trail. We pulled into a station and I hopped off and looked at a map. I ran down a hall to another platform and took another train, then another, until I got to Penn Station. I ran to the Amtrak terminal and checked the departure board. I could go to Boston or Florida. I figured I knew Florida better. I could go hide out at Davy's place at the motel until I figured out what to do.
The train didn't leave for an hour, so I went downstairs and found a movie theater.
A New Leaf
was playing. I bought a ticket and felt like Lee Harvey Oswald hiding out. Walter Matthau and Elaine May were talking to each other, but I couldn't follow them. I sat there with my heart beating and sweat pouring out of me. I kept checking my watch. Finally it was time, and I dashed out of the theater, up the stairs, and across the terminal to the platform, where I hopped on the train and found a seat. Minutes went by, then the train began to move, and for a moment I thought, I've made it. I've escaped. I felt a little clever, but my heart didn't stop beating quickly until I went to the bathroom and swallowed a couple
grams of hash and later fell asleep in my seat and woke up in North Carolina. Even then I was still a wreck.
When I got to Fort Lauderdale I stumbled off and called Davy's. She had a room available. I took a cab to the King's Court. I was so happy to be there, and Davy was happy to see me.
“Welcome back to the Alamo,” she hollered when I opened her door. “What are you doing in town?”
“Just passing through,” I said. “I sailed a boat up to New York and am on my way back to St. Croix.”
“Well, stay as long as you want,” she said, and gave me the key to my old room. “You'll see half of your friends are still here.”
I walked across the asphalt, opened the door, and put my bag down. I double locked the door and pulled the curtains. I had made it. But I felt worse, and was worse off, than when I had first entered this room less than a year before. I sat down on the edge of my bed and held my face in my hands.
I jumped up. I went into the yellow bathroom and took off my clothes. I turned on the shower. As I waited for the water to warm up I stared into the mirror at my face. The yellow still wasn't a color that looked good on me. But it was home. I figured I'd take a shower, settle down, and plan out what to do next.

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