Birdie
Sloan stood stock still on the green and set about committing the scene to memory, absorbing what he could of the spot's surroundings before allowing his gaze to home in on the battered face protruding from the sand. His silent absorption, though, was not allowed to last long.
Detective Constable Crosby looked up and announced that the picture boys were on their way. âI bet it's the longest they've had to walk in years,' he said with a certain satisfaction as Williams and Dyson, the two police photographers, approached the sixth green on foot.
âWe'd have loaded our stuff onto a golf buggy if we could've found one,' said Williams, panting up onto the high green.
âApparently they don't have them here,' chimed in Dyson. âToo hilly.'
âYou can say that again,' Crosby endorsed this.
âSo they have caddies instead,' said Dyson. âThe lucky ones, that is. Not us.'
âThose cameras must weigh a bit,' agreed Sloan moderately. The man was as hung about as an old-fashioned pedlar.
âCan't do without 'em, though, can you?' challenged Williams.
âNo.' Detective Inspector Sloan, veteran of many a court case, would have been the first to admit that photographs, suitably authenticated, weighed heavily in evidence â too heavily, sometimes â with juries. The camera might be able to lie -could and did lie â but it couldn't look unreliable or sound shifty like some accused and a great many witnesses could.
âThere's nothing to beat a good old-fashioned photograph for your album,' declared Dyson, plonking his own equipment down on the green with scant regard for the precious Cumberland turf, âtaken with a good old-fashioned camera. It
doesn't lie as easily as a digital one.'
âNow,' said Sloan, immediately getting down to business, âif you'd take some shots from up here first â¦'
âThat ball's in a pretty difficult lie, isn't it?' Williams interrupted him. He, too, had been peering over the edge of the bunker. âEspecially for a beginner.'
âSo you play golf, too, do you?' divined Sloan swiftly.
âToo right, I do, Inspector,' grinned Williams. âI play, but not at your precious Royal and Ancient Club here at Berebury.'
The detective inspector waved at the bunker. âI daresay we could do with a golfer on the team, things being what they are here.'
âBut you've got the Superintendent, Inspector, haven't you?' said Williams, tongue well in cheek. âHe's a member here, surely.'
âNot the same thing at all,' replied Sloan sedately. Somehow he didn't think the fact the Superintendent played was going to be a great help. On the contrary, probably. âEven though he was first on the scene.'
âAfter the wailing woman,' put in Crosby.
âAnd where do you play?' Sloan asked the photographer. He was clearly going to have to get to know something of the game himself. This would please his wife, if no one else.
âOver at the Links at Kinnisport, thank goodness.' Williams started to set up his camera.
âIsn't that the same thing as a course?'
Williams shook his head. âNot quite. Links is a Scottish name for sand which has ceased drifting and become more or less solidly covered with turf.'
âHoots, mon,' muttered Crosby.
âAnd good for golf, I take it?' said Sloan, ignoring this.
âI'll say,' said Williams. âBesides they aren't so toffee-nosed over there as they are here at Berebury. We play against this lot in
matches and that sort of thing, of course, but we get the feeling that they look down on mere tradesmen such as the likes of us.'
âCraftsmen, if you don't mind,' interjected Dyson, setting up a tripod. He smirked. âAlthough on a good day I don't mind being called a specialist.'
âEven when you beat them?' enquired Crosby with genuine interest.
âEspecially when we beat them,' said Williams cheerfully. âNow, what exactly do you want pretty pictures of, Inspector?'
âThe bunker first,' began Sloan, âincluding all the footprints in there.'
âWhat on earth did she use to hit that ball with?' asked Dyson, leaning over the edge of the green as well and regarding it with the detached interest which went with his calling. âA shovel?'
âA wedge,' Williams answered him absently. âCan't you see? It's lying in the bunker over there near the grass. I reckon it's the only club that would get you out of a bunker this deep.'
âOnly it didn't, did it?' said Crosby.
âSomeone hasn't half made a mess of trying, though,' observed Dyson. âChurned the sand up good and proper.'
âThat's because when you're in a bunker you have to hit about two inches behind the ball to get the lift,' explained his fellow photographer, starting to focus his lens on what was visible of the victim's face protruding through the sand. âYou chop the plugged ball with an open blade and take a lot of sand. It's called a poached egg shot.'
Crosby looked disbelieving, while Sloan realised that like it or not he would now have to take a proper interest the game until the case was cleared up.
If it ever was.
Jack the Ripper had had his way with young women without ever being caught: something never forgotten inside â or
outside â police circles.
âAnd when you don't get it out the first time,' carried on Williams mordantly, âyou have to do it again. And again. And again.' He waved a hand. âSoon spoils your card, I can tell you.'
âI can well believe it,' said Sloan, thankful that his own hobby was growing roses. What spoiled those were more manageable black spot and greenfly.
The camera shutter clicked again and again. âNow, what?' asked Williams.
âSome close-ups of the grass beyond, next,' said Sloan. âAnd anywhere where there might be extra sand. It must have been put somewhere while a hole was dug for the body.'
âAnd the body parked somewhere else,' contributed Crosby.
âWill do,' said Williams obligingly.
âIf there is a body, that is,' added Crosby.
âAnd there may still be footprints in the grass.' Detective Inspector Sloan persisted with his requirements in spite of Crosby's unhelpful coda. There had been stranger things than bent and broken blades of vegetation that had come to the aid of an investigation: there had been forensic entomologists and their decay-hungry little beetles whose evidence had clinched a case.
âConsider it done,' said Williams largely. âAnd then?'
âThe general layout of the green and bunker,' said Sloan.
âOh, and the pattern of the raked sand in the other bunkers round about here as well as in this one.'
âGood thinking for a non-player,' nodded Williams approvingly. âSomeone must have smoothed this one over afterwards. Mind you,' he added righteously, âin theory a player is supposed to leave the bunker in as good a condition as he found it.'
â“Please remember, don't forget”,' chanted Crosby, â“Never leave the bathroom wet”. My landlady's got that
hanging up on a card behind the door â¦'
âWhat we don't know yet,' said Sloan, leaving aside the educational works of the late Mabel Lucie Attwell, âis whether whoever disturbed the bunker in the first place is a golfer or not.'
âOr who it was who's in there,' volunteered Crosby helpfully.
âPix of an unidentified head, then,' said Williams, unpacking something like an archaeologist's measuring stick. âMake a note of that, Dyson.'
Dyson, who was busy changing a camera lens, nodded.
âAnd first views of crime scene.' Williams jerked his shoulder. âHow much of the course do you want, Inspector?'
âThe approach, for starters.'
âAs any good golfer will tell you,' the photographer said neatly, âit's the approach shot that counts. Never up, never in, of course, too.'
Detective Inspector Sloan didn't need telling. A lot of good policing came down to the right approach. Especially at domestics.
Williams pointed his camera down into the bunker. âNo use asking this one to watch the birdie, though, is it?'
âNone,' said Detective Inspector Sloan repressively.
âNothing to watch it with,' added his detective Constable unnecessarily. âNot now.'
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Woman Police Sergeant Perkins, familiarly known at the Police Station as Pretty Polly, pushed open the door in the Golf Clubhouse marked “Lady Members Only” without ceremony. She was dressed in mufti and looked as if she could have swung a golf club with the best of them. She didn't need to ask for Helen Ewell. An incoherent, tear-stained young woman was very much at the centre of a circle of would-be comforters.
The only woman who looked up as the policewoman came through the door was older and had been standing attentively to one side of the group. She advanced, hand outstretched. âI don't think I know you. Are you a new member?' she said to Polly Perkins. âIf so, welcome, although I'm afraid you've arrived at a rather awkward moment.'
âSergeant Perkins,' said Polly. âPolice.' As job descriptions went, she found that was usually enough.
It was quite enough for the Lady Captain. âThank goodness you've come,' she said fervently. âWe can't do anything with Helen â¦'
Sergeant Perkins was unsurprised. Her daily round was fairly evenly divided between those who were very glad indeed to see the police arrive and those who most definitely weren't. As far as she was concerned both groups meant work.
âAnd whatever we say to her,' said the Lady Captain, âshe won't stop crying.'
âI understood,' began Sergeant Perkins, looking round, âthat there were two women players involved â¦'
The Lady Captain pointed to another door. âPoor Ursula Millward is in the cloakroom, being sick. She saw the face, too.' She shuddered. âOr, rather, what was left of it.'
âBut no one else has seen the â er â deceased?'
âNo other Lady member,' the Lady Captain assured her. âI can't tell you about the men.'
Polly Perkins took another look at Helen Ewell. Her comforters, like those of the unfortunate Job, didn't appear to be having much success. âDid everyone know that the ladies would be playing this morning?' she asked.
âOh, yes,' said the Lady Captain intelligently, âbut most people only knew that it would be ladies playing, not that it would be the Rabbits' Competition.' She gestured out of the window in the general direction of the course. âIt's for absolute beginners, you know. Very few experienced players
risk getting in the bunker behind the sixth. They usually play short to be on the safe side.'
âAnd how exactly would everyone else know it would be the ladies playing?' Sergeant Perkins contrived to keep a weather eye on the door to the cloakroom, while from time to time watching the face of the young woman still babbling incoherently to her audience.
âThere was a notice outside the Clubhouse reserving the first tee for the ladies between certain times.'
âAnd what if the men had wanted to play then?' enquired Sergeant Perkins with genuine interest. In her usual world of battered wives and victims of rape and child abuse simple notices saving anything from men for women didn't carry overmuch weight.
âThey have to start at the tenth tee and play the last nine holes before the first nine,' said the Lady Captain confident that the rule of law applied at the Berebury Golf Course.
âAnd,' enquired the policewoman, âdoes the way to the tenth pass the sixth green?'
âOh, I see â¦no, no, it doesn't. Nowhere near. Ah, here's Ursula Millward now.'
Sergeant Perkins took a statement from a pale but resolute Ursula Millward before turning her attention to Helen Ewell. Banishing all her audience save the Lady Captain, she pulled up a chair half beside, half in front of that young woman, announced that she was a police sergeant and waited in silence. This technique, honed on real victims of real injuries, worked in the end.
The only trouble was that it didn't add anything to what the police already knew.
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The first tee of the Berebury Golf Club was not the only place where news of the shutting of the course had not been well received. They weren't happy in the caddies' shed either. A
course closed to players had unwelcome financial implications for some.
âHad you been going to go out today?' someone asked a tall thin man called Shipley. âBefore they shut everything down to everyone, that is.'