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I made five of them, Dominick—four for our dessert and an extra one
just for you. Not too much cream, now. One nice-sized squirt and that’s
it. Save the rest for supper.

I lined them up on the counter, assembly-line style, and squirted: five puddings, five leaning towers of whipped cream. I ate them one after another—ate so fast, it gagged me. Why
shouldn’t
I? What was
she
going to do about it? Tell Ray? Squeal on me to Ray? I looked in the toaster at my cream-slopped face.
He’s got hydrophobie, son. You
got to shoot Old Yeller because he’s got hydrophobie. . . .

I heard them laughing up there.
Why, Mrs. Calabash, these crumpets are absolutely divine.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

The sugar canister caught my eye. I reached over, removed the lid, and knocked the canister onto its side. Dry rivulets spilled onto the counter, then onto the floor. A white sugar waterfall. I flicked my wrist, made sugar fly. Crunched sugar under my shoe.

More tea, Mrs. Floon?

Yes, thank you, Mrs. Calabash.

I picked up the flour canister next. Plop, plop-plop-plop onto the floor. A fog of flour swirled at my feet. It felt good, making this much of a mess. It felt like justice. Snatching the can of cream, I shook it until it blurred before me. Began at one end of the counter and finished at the other.
Thomasisabigstupidfuckfacejerk.
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bubbled, gurgled; the empty can hissed. I lobbed it, as hard as I could, against the refrigerator.

“Dominick?”

I didn’t answer her.

“Dominick?” The clatter had interrupted their little game; she’d come to the top of the stairs. “Dominick?”

“What?”

“What’s going on down there?”

“Nothing.”

“What was that noise I just heard?”

“
Nothing.
I just dropped something.”

“Did anything break?”

“No.”

For several seconds, silence. Then her footsteps retreated back to the spare room.
Mrs. Floon, these crumpets are simply delirious! You
must
give me the recipe!
The door squeaked shut again.

I walked the length of the counter, my fist pounding through the whipped cream message. Pow! Pow! Pow! Fuck! Face! Fuck! Face!

Whipped cream flew everywhere. I spotted our supper on the stove, pulled open the drawer and got the ladle. Ladled stew—our supper—onto the floor, onto the flour and sugar. Mixed up the mess with the toe of my sneaker. Stomped on it. Skidded through it. My head banged; my heart pounded. I felt powerful. As powerful as Hercules, Unchained. She’d cry when she saw it. They both would. Ma would be mad
and
scared. . . .

I turned back to survey the wreckage I’d made and there he was: Ray.

He was standing at the entranceway from the dining room.

There’d been no car driving up the driveway, no warning. I had no idea how long he’d been watching me.

He didn’t yell. He just kept staring at me, studying me. We waited.

I felt weak-kneed, dazed. Relieved for my brother. Ray had finally caught me, red-handed, standing in my own evidence. It’s over, I thought; now he knows:
I’m
the bad twin.
I’m
the troublemaker. Not Thomas.
Me
.

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He looked scared, not angry. And that scared
me
. “Where’s . . .

where’s your mother?” he asked.

I touched my face. Felt whipped cream in my eyebrow, my hair.

“Answer me.”

Why wasn’t he screaming? Walloping me? Was the mess I had made somehow invisible? “It was an accident,” I said. “I’m going to clean it up.”

“Where’s your mother?” he asked me again.

He’d had car trouble that day—
that
was why I hadn’t heard him.

He’d gotten a lift home, been dropped off in front. I stood there, the failed sentry.

I wanted to keep them safe from him; I wanted them caught. Ray stood there, waiting. “Upstairs,” I said.

“Upstairs where?”

“In the spare room. They’re playing their stupid game. They always play it there.”

“O Gentlest Heart of Jesus, have mercy on the soul of Thy departed servant, Thomas,” Father LaVie said. “Be not severe in Thy judgment but let some drops of Thy Precious Blood fall upon the devouring flames. O Merciful Savior, send Thy Angels to conduct Thy departed servant, Thomas, to a place of light, and peace. May his soul, and the souls of all the faithfully departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.”

“Amen,” we all said. “Amen.”

The noon siren blew. False Teeth stepped forward. “This concludes our graveside service, but at this point in time, the family of Thomas Birdsey would like to invite you to the home of Mr.

Raymond Birdsey, 68 Hollyhock Avenue, for a luncheon and a continuation of fellowship and remembrance of the deceased.”

I had driven over to Ray’s that morning like I’d promised—had vacuumed, set everything up. He was already up and out of the house.

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turnout six or seven times what we were going to get. I realized, as soon as I saw those trays, how ridiculously I’d overordered. . . .

Ray and I stood a moment longer at the coffin than the others.

Neither of us spoke. From the corner of my eye, I saw Ray’s fist reach out, hang in the air above Thomas’s casket, knock softly against it. Once, twice, three times. Then he walked away.

I couldn’t think of any profound farewells for my brother. How do you say goodbye to a polished box? To the half of yourself that’s about to be covered over with dirt?
I’m sorry, Thomas. I was mean
because I was jealous. I’m sorry.

Back by the cars, people shook my hand, hugged me. Told me I’d been a good brother—that now I could take care of myself. As if, now, everything was over. As if his being put in the ground meant I
wasn’t
going to keep carrying his corpse. Angie said she had talked to Dessa that morning—that Dess had
said
she was coming. I shrugged, smiled. “Guess she remembered she had to wash her hair or something.”

Father LaVie approached me. Father George Carlin. I thanked him, slipped him the fifty bucks I’d remembered to put in my pocket that morning. Two twenties and a ten, curled up as tight as a joint.

From my nervousness. From my hands needing to do
something
during that service. I should have put the money in an envelope or something. Should have uncurled it, at least. “I hope it wasn’t too much trouble for you to get here,” I said.

“No trouble at all,” he told me. “No trouble whatsoever. We men of leisure have flexible schedules, you know.”

“Yeah?” I said. “You retired?” Which, asking him, was a big mistake. He was one of those needy guys—one of those ask-him-one-question-and-he-volunteers-his-whole-life-story types.
Semi
retired, he said; he’d just recently relocated in Connecticut after twenty-three years out in Saginaw, Michigan. Great Lakes country. God’s country. Had I ever been out in that neck of the woods?

I hadn’t been, I said. No. What was Three Rivers? Godless country?

“I’m a cancer survivor,” he said.

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“Yeah? No kidding?” My eyes darted around for Leo—for anyone who might get this priest away from me.

It had been exactly a year ago—a year
to the day
—since the doctors had found a tumor in his groin, he said. Malignant, inoperable, the size of an orange. They’d advised him to get his things in order.

Had given him six months to a year. So he’d resigned his parish and come home to be with his mother, who was eighty-eight but sharp as a tack.

People were always doing that, I thought: comparing tumors to citrus fruit.

But then, he said, a miracle. A medical mystery. He’d refused chemo, special diets, etcetera, etcetera; he’d accepted his disease as God’s will. But to everyone’s surprise, his tumor had started shrinking all on its own—had gotten smaller and smaller with each examination.

Had diminished, in nine months’ time, down to nothing at all. It had baffled all the test-takers and technicians, he said. “But doctors are Doubting Thomases. There’s mystery in the world. Either you accept that or you don’t.”

“Huh,” I said. “Wow.” Where the fuck was Leo?

Cancer had
enhanced
his life, Father LaVie said—had challenged his complacency. Had, as a “for instance,” made him much more sympathetic to AIDS sufferers, and to the poor, and to the oppressed. To people who fought against bigotry. To bigots.

“They got bigots out in God’s country?” I said.

He laughed. “Indeed they do. I’m afraid bigotry is everywhere.” But back to his cancer, he said. It had
clarified
things for him. Humbled him.

Reminded him that the Good Lord’s challenges—hard as they were sometimes to bear—were also opportunities.“I’d lived an entire adult life of religious contemplation,” he said, “and it
still
did that for me.”

Shut up, I’d wanted to scream at him. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Ray was already in the limo, tapping his foot, itching to get the hell out of there. He slid over; I got in. False Teeth closed my door for me. Part of the package, I guess: chauffeur service to and from, with the Grim Reaper at the wheel.

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We rolled through the cemetery. Passed my grandfather’s ornate tombstone, a groundskeeper on a tractor, a guy sitting in his Jeep with the motor running. We rode through the iron gates and back onto Boswell Avenue.

“I wonder who planted those tulips,” I said, half to myself, half to Ray. “What do you want to bet it was Dessa?”

“It was me,” Ray said.

Neither of us said anything for several seconds. “When’d you do that?”

“This morning.” Which explained where he’d been when I’d gone over there to help him get the house ready.

“Yeah, well. . . . I just hope we don’t get another frost.”

He put his hands on his knees, turned away from me, and looked out the side window. In the silence that followed, it dawned on me who the guy in the Jeep had been: Ralph Drinkwater. Ralph had shown up after all—had stayed apart from things but been there. I looked out the window on my side. Wiped the wet out of my eyes.

“We get another frost, I’ll just go over there and plant some more,” Ray said.

False Teeth drove us through Three Rivers instead of skirting around it on the parkway. We passed the construction site for the new casino, the state hospital, the McDonald’s where, four days earlier, Thomas had gotten his Happy Meal. We rode over the Sachem River Bridge and through the middle of town.

“Remember when I used to take you kids there?” Ray said.

“Hmm?” I glanced past him and out the window on his side. We were passing a computer store that had been, once upon a time, the Paradise Bakery. After church on Sunday, Ray would drop Ma back at the house so she could start Sunday dinner. Then he’d drive Thomas and me to the Paradise Bakery and buy us crullers. Then he’d take us to Wequonnoc Park.

“The park, too,” I said. “We’d go to the bakery first and then over to the park.”

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He nodded. If I had blinked, I would have missed his smile. “You always wanted to play on the monkey bars and he always wanted to play on the seesaw,” Ray said. “I used to have to referee the two of you.

Make you take turns.”

What I remembered about those seesaw rides was the way Thomas would get mad at me, midride, and evacuate. Send me crashing back down to the ground. . . . It was sort of what his death felt like: fed up, fucked up, Thomas had just jumped off the goddamned seesaw. Had banged me back down to the ground where I sat, jarred. Stopped cold.

The Paradise Bakery, Wequonnoc Park. . . . Was that how Ray was getting through this? Remembering all the fatherly things he had done? Denying the rest of it? Denying, even, that worst day—the day he and I had destroyed Mrs. Calabash and Mrs. Floon?

They’re upstairs.

Upstairs where?

In the spare room. They’re playing their stupid game. They always
play it there.

He’d sloshed through the mess on the kitchen floor as if it wasn’t even there. Tracked soupy, floury footprints from the back of the house to the front. He tiptoed, I remember. Up the stairs, down the hallway toward the spare room. Had he suspected something about them? Why else would he have tiptoed? . . .

He banged open the door. Raided them like the vice squad.

From down below, I heard screaming, wailing—Ma’s tea set getting smashed against the wall. It was Thomas he went after, not Ma.
A
goddamned girl! . . . No son of mine!
Ma’s arm got broken because she stood in his way—came between his rage and Thomas.

“Run, honey! Run!” I remember her shrieking. All three of us screamed and wailed—my brother and mother upstairs and me below. Then Thomas was at the top of the landing, heading down toward me.
Run! Run!

Ray caught him halfway down. Grabbed him by the back of his shirt, lifting him, choking him, batting him in the head.
Now get
down there! Get down these fucking stairs!

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