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He ignored the comment, though. For someone who more or less dedicated his life to being a goof, Leo could get amazingly serious when he talked about acting. “See, they usually cast juniors and seniors for the major roles, right? But this teacher I had last semester for Shakespearean theater—this guy named Brendan? He said he really likes my work. Says I’ve got great projection and that I’m not afraid to—how did he put it?—‘let people in.’ And
he’s
the one who’s directing
Hamlet.
So who knows? I might have a shot at it.

Check this out: ‘To die, to sleep—to sleep—perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub.’”

“Rub
this,
” I said.

“Hey, you know what your problem is, Birdsey? You’re like a fucking one-man cultural wasteland. You couldn’t tell a Shakespearean tragedy from
What’s New, Pussycat?
” He belched, wiped his mouth on his arm. “So what’s your mother mad at you for?”

“She found out I’m not rooming with Thomas.”

“Uh-oh. You finally lowered the boom?”

I shook my head. “I was
going
to tell him,” I said. “This weekend.

But the fucking housing office beat me to it.”

“They called him?”

“Sent him a letter. They matched him up with some guy from Waterbury.”

“Hey, look. Your brother’s a big boy. How’d he take it?”

I pictured Thomas on the couch, wearing that foolish cap and shredding
TV Guide.
I didn’t answer Leo.

“He’s a trip, though, huh? How ’bout that stunt he pulled out at the reservoir yesterday? Dropping trou, showing Dell his dick. That was weird, man.”

“He quit,” I said.

“Thomas? Quit work, you mean? What’d he do that for?”

I told Leo I wanted to talk about something else—that I’d settle for any subject that wasn’t my stupid brother.

“Hey, relax, Birdsey,” Leo said. “It was just a little freaky, what he did. That’s all I’m saying. Him taking Dell that serious. . . . I almost envy him, though. I can’t wait until it’s
sayonara
to that job. Fuckin’

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Public Works Department. But anyway, Birds, I’m telling you. I think we ought to sample a little of Ralph’s reefer tonight, and if it’s any good, we should make ourselves an investment. Earn a little spare change this semester.”

I couldn’t remember Dell’s street number. We drove past the mill, then slowed down when we got to the dingy strip of row houses just past the mill. It was one of those neighborhoods with car engines in front yards and abandoned grocery store carts overturned at the curb. Most of the people hanging around outside their houses were black or Spanish—not exactly the kind of neighborhood you’d figure a racist like Dell would live in. But it was typical, according to my sociology teacher. The biggest bigots were the ones who felt most directly threatened by the “underclass.” The ones who felt the most moved in on. We drove up and down, up and down, collecting dirty looks and trying to scope out Dell’s car. Finally, I got out and began looking in backyards while Leo rolled along in the Skylark.

I found the Valiant Dell was selling sitting in a yard at the end of the street. It was faded red with black-and-white-checked upholstery. The body had cancer; two of the tires were bald. You could wobble the tailpipe with your foot.

“Well, it ain’t going to win any beauty contests,” Leo said, approaching. He squinted in at the dashboard. “What’d you say he told you this thing had for mileage?”

“Around sixty.”

“Try seventy-eight and change. You seen the driver’s side seat?

Stuffing’s coming out. Dell’s wife must have done some powerful farting while she was driving around in this thing. Let’s go, Birdsey.

You don’t want this piece of junk.”

“I do if it runs okay and he lets me have it for two hundred,” I said. “I could put a seat cover over it. Come on. We’re already here.

Let’s go talk to him.”

“Keep pointing out everything that’s wrong with it,” Leo advised me. “Make a list in your head. That’s how you get them down.”

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about a zillion flies lifted off it as we passed. The porch steps were rotting away. “This is exactly the sort of dump I expected him to live in,”

Leo whispered. “Dell Weeks, the guy from Scumville.”

I rapped softly. Squinted through the screen door. A cat was up on the stove, licking the inside of a frying pan. Somewhere inside, a TV

was blaring.

I rapped again, louder. “Wait a minute, wait a minute,” someone called.

Then Ralph Drinkwater was at the door, shirtless and barefoot, as dumbstruck to see us as we were to see him. For a couple of seconds, the three of us just stood there. “What the hell are you doing here?” Leo finally said.

Ralph looked flustered. He disappeared back inside for a second and then came back again, yanking on a shirt as he pushed past us.

“I was just leaving,” he said. He had his shoes in his hand.

“Hey!” I called after him. “Is Dell home?”

“How the fuck should I know?” Ralph said, not bothering to look back. At the front sidewalk, he broke into a run, shirttails flying behind him.

Leo and I stood there, watching him go. I remember thinking, stupidly, that he’d just killed Dell—had come to Dell’s house and murdered the bastard and then, by some quirky twist of fate, had run smack into us. What other reason did he have for being there?

Why else would he be running?

“Birdsey, what day is it?” Leo said.

“What? It’s . . . it’s the twenty-second. Why?”

“Because you owe me twenty bucks.”

“What?”

“Our bet. It’s an
even-
numbered day and Ralphie’s wearing something besides his blue tank top. You owe me twenty bucks.”

I waited for another couple of seconds, trying to figure out what to do. Then Leo turned the screen door handle and walked in. “Hey, Dell?” he called. “You home?”

No answer.

“It’s Leo and Dominick. We came to look at that car.”

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From down the hall, I heard Dell cough. “I thought I told you to call first.”

“I would have,” I said. “But we were going fishing and I just thought. . . . We can come back some other time if—”

“I’ll be with youse in a couple minutes. Go out back and give ’er a look.”

“We just did, asshole,” Leo whispered. We stood there, waiting.

The place was a pigsty: dirty dishes and clutter everywhere you looked, tumbleweeds of cat fur all over the floor. It smelled, too—the whole place smelled like Dell. There was a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich and a half-drunk bottle of 7-Up on the coffee table. Drinkwater’s copy of
Soul on Ice
lay cover open on a stack of magazines.

“You know what I think?” I said. “I think Ralph
lives
here.”

“No shit, Sherlock,” Leo said. “You catch on real quick.”

He walked over to a barbell on the floor, picked it up, did a couple of curls. Then he put the weight down and picked up
Soul on Ice.
“This book tells it like it
is,
man!” he said, mimicking Ralph. “I’ve read it 153

times now!” He tossed the book on the couch and started flipping through the magazines. “Hey, Birdsey, get over here,” he whispered.

He looked quickly down the hall for Dell. “Check these out!”

Mixed in with the
Rolling Stone
s and the head comics were homo magazines. On the cover of one, two guys were tonguing each other. On another, some dude was straddling a Harley, wearing just a biker jacket.

“They’re queers!” Leo whispered. “Ralphie and Dell! They’re queer for each other!”

“No, they’re not,” I said. “Dell’s got a wife.”

“Yeah? Where is she then? And whose magazines are these?

Hers?
”

Down the hall, a toilet flushed. “Come on,” I said. “I’m going outside. I’m getting out of here.”

Dell came out a minute later, calling to us from the porch. I couldn’t look at him. I needed to get the fuck out of there almost as much as I needed that car.

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“I jumped the battery and started her up after work yesterday,”

Dell said as we went around the back. “She sounded good. Here, let me start ’er up again.”

“How come your wife’s selling it, anyway?” I asked.

“I told you already. She’s got MS. The doctor don’t want her to drive no more.” I followed his eyes to an upstairs window. Sure enough: a middle-aged woman, fat and sorry-looking, was at the window. She waved down at us; I waved back.

Dell backed his Galaxy out of the garage and inched it toward the Valiant until the bumpers clunked. We put up the hoods, connected the jumper cables. When Dell’s hand brushed against mine while he was checking a connection, I jerked it away. “If a queer ever tries anything funny with you,” Ray had once advised my brother and me, “knee him in the nuts first and ask questions later.”

Dell told me to get in the Valiant and start her up.

“So what do you think?” he said. “Sounds good, don’t it?”

“Sounds all right,” I said. “You mind if we take her for a test drive?”

“She ain’t registered and there’s no insurance. My wife let everything run out.”

“This thing have any snow tires?” Leo asked.

Dell shook his head. “What you see is what you get.”

The three of us stood there, staring at it. Then Dell reached inside and turned off the ignition. The yard went uncomfortably quiet.

“So, Dell,” Leo said. “What’s the story with Ralph?”

His eyes narrowed. “What do you mean, what’s the story with him?”

“He answered the door a few minutes ago. Does he live here or something?”

“Why?”

“I don’t know. I was just wondering.”

Dell shoved his hands in his pockets, jingling his change. “Yeah, he lives here. Him and me and the Mrs. You got a problem with that?”

“Uh-uh,” Leo said. “We just didn’t know he lived here, that’s all.

Neither of you ever mentioned it. You two related or something?”

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For several seconds, the two of them just stared at each other.

“I’m white and he’s a nigger,” Dell finally said. “What do
you
think?”

“So, anyway,” I said. “About the car.”

Dell took his time finishing his staring contest with Leo. Then he turned to me. “I’ll let you have it for four hundred,” he said.

“That’s a damn good price.”

I told him I couldn’t afford four hundred—that I’d already told him two hundred was all I could afford.

“Two hundred bucks for
this
car? For two hundred bucks, I might as well let it stay right where it is and be a goddamned lawn ornament.”

“Two-fifty, then,” I said. “I can’t go any higher than that.” He spat on the grass. Said nothing. “Okay. Two-seventy-five then. That’s it.

That’s my last offer.”

He stood there, smiling and shaking his head.

“It’s got over seventy-eight thousand miles on it, Dell. That tailpipe could go tomorrow. I’d have to get insurance, register the thing.”

“Yeah?” he said. “So?”

“You said yourself it’s just sitting here. I need a car.”

“We all need things, Dicky Bird.
Three
seventy-five. Take it or leave it.”

I shook my head. “Leave it,” I said.

He shrugged. “No skin off my nose. See you Monday.”

We were halfway across the lawn when Leo made a U-turn and walked back up to Dell. I followed, oblivious. “You know, it’s like you were saying yesterday, Dell,” Leo began. “What the guys on our crew do is nobody else’s business. Right? Like us smoking a few joints. Or you getting cocked on the job two or three days a week.

Or harassing my buddy’s brother to the point where he’s in tears. To the point where he—”

“His brother’s a little dickless pansy-ass,” Dell said. “Quits his job over some stupid little thing like that. I can’t help it if he’s—”

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you’ve been so interested all summer about what Dominick’s brother’s got inside his pants. Why’d you go on and on with that dickless stuff all summer, anyway, Dell? Huh?”

Dell looked nervous—vulnerable. “Stupid kid can’t take a little bit of teasing, that ain’t my problem. That’s
his
problem.”

“Yeah, I guess. Because what us guys on the crew do is nobody else’s business, right? Not Lou Clukey’s or anyone else’s. Like, for example, the living arrangement you and Ralph got going out here.

Lou know about you two being roommates, Dell?”

“Come on, Leo,” I said, turning to go. “He doesn’t want to sell me the car, fine.”

But there was a smile in Leo’s eyes. He stayed put. “How long’s he been living here, anyways? You and Ralph been roommates for a short time or a long time?”

“We ain’t ‘roommates,’” Dell said. “He sleeps on the couch on and off. Since his mother took off for parts unknown.”

Leo put his hands in his pockets. Scuffed at the dirt with the toe of his sneaker. “Yeah? That right? Was that while he was still a minor?”

Now there was genuine fear in Dell’s eyes. “You see that house?”

he said. He swallowed. Tried to smile. “That one down there? The green one? Him and his old lady used to live up there. Top floor.

She was no good. White girl, but she preferred the coons to her own kind. After the little girl was killed—his sister—it got so that the mother wasn’t good for anything. Drunk as a skunk half the time, screaming and fighting with all her different nigger boyfriends.