I Suck at Girls (19 page)

Finally, thank you to my wife, Amanda. She’s the best partner I could ever have hoped for, and without her, I wouldn’t even have wanted to write this book. Amanda, thank you for letting me drive you insane while I wrote this. Just remember, even when I’m old and decrepit, I’ll always bring you a glass of water before bed. I love you.

About the Author

J
USTIN
H
ALPERN
is the author of the #1
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Sh*t My Dad Says
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