If I Should Die Before I Die

If I Should Die Before I Die

Peter Israel

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For Elie Israel and Alexandra Emily Israel

The King of Snails and the Princess of Eagle Rock Way

PART ONE

CHAPTER

1

By 9:30
A
.
M
. I already knew it'd be one of those days. I'd slept through the radio for starters, and it wasn't till I realized that I'd heard the sports report at least once already that I jumped awake. It was 8:17. I'd set the alarm for 7:00. The alarm, though, was in the bedroom. I'd just awoke on the living-room couch. My neck and shoulders ached, and the lights were on, and there was a half-full bottle of Moosehead on the floor.

I kicked the Moosehead over when I swung to. It spilled onto some papers.

I remembered being at Laura Hugger's the night before till after midnight. We'd had a fight, not the first in our on-again off-again relationship. Maybe our last. I'd been unable to sleep when I got home. I'd sat up with a Moosehead six-pack and a folder on the Magister case, and at some point I'd stretched out, and the papers must have slipped onto the floor.

I started to clear up the mess, but it hurt my head too much to bend over. I showered instead, and shaved, dressed, and listened to the news and weather along the way.

There was only one news story that morning: the Killer had struck again, the first time since July. The city, I figured, would be like a zoo again, only the women who'd been wearing blonde wigs all summer long were going to have to do something else. Like shave their heads. Ditto on avoiding Brooklyn. This time the victim was blonde—a first—and married—another first—and she'd also been discovered in her own Riverside Drive apartment.

Also a first: Manhattan.

She'd been smothered, as usual. This time she'd also been violated.

The case was weird in a lot of ways. Because of differences in detail and the seemingly random rhythm, it had taken the police four murders to discover the links. And quiet too, almost without violence or struggle, as though the victims knew their killer. Once the media had got hold of it, though, and the so-called Pillow Killer had been christened, the city's brunette population had gone into a frenzy such as we hadn't seen since the days of Son of Sam.

Now a blonde, now Manhattan. In September.

Even Revere's Full-Moon Theory had been shot full of holes this time, for the moon, I found out later, had been in a quarter phase that night.

I realized with a start, hearing the radio report again, that the Riverside Drive address was only a couple of blocks from Laura Hugger's apartment. I started to call her. Then I remembered our scene the night before and thought better of it. Then I felt lousy about thinking better of it, so I hit the streets.

The radio had predicted partly cloudy followed by clearing, but the sky hung low and dribbling when I headed east. It had been that way for days, a sky the color of ashes, the kind of weather where you can't tell what the temperature is because the wet air chills you one minute and stifles you the next. I couldn't find a cab, the corner of Columbus and 86th was overflowing with people huddling for the crosstown bus, so I headed toward the park on foot. I slanted toward the Seventies along the sodden paths. You couldn't see the towers south of the park for the fog, and the co-ops and condos of Fifth Avenue loomed dimly out of a gray nothingness. I passed a few late joggers, trudging in hooded sweatshirts through the murk. All male, I noticed. Most mornings I'd have been one of them, though an hour or two earlier, and there'd have been as many woman as men. But the Pillow Killer had struck again.

Nine-thirty, then.

I'd just rounded the corner at Madison, heading for the brick townhouse where I work and hurrying because I was late and the Counselor would be pacing the floor, when a beige blur hit me thigh-high, wet paws on my London Fog: Muffin, the Counselor's Wife's cocker bitch, yanking her owner behind her.

This too was out of sync. By the time I reported in most mornings, the spaniel had already been walked and the Counselor's Wife had already left for her own office, a few blocks north on Park. But if I was an hour late this morning, she was even later.

What's more, she was crying.

It took me a moment to realize it. She's almost my height, with angular features and ash-blonde hair that billows around her when she unpins it, and a graceful, athletic body even when the cocker bitch is pulling her this way and that. She's made the Ten-Best-Dressed lists, the only shrink, I imagine, ever to be so honored, and the adjectives the media usually use to describe her are
striking
and
stunning
.
Beautiful
too. To me, her eyes are her best feature. Shrink's eyes, I've always thought, because they can be wide, limpid blue pools one minute, the kind even the most bottled-up neurotic could open up to, and sharp blue glitters the next, with crinkles at the corners, when she knows she's got the upper hand.

She was wearing a red rainslicker and matching red fisherman's hat. Not a Ten-Best outfit, you'd say, except it would have been hard for her to look bad in a burlap sack.

Maybe I'd seen her blubber before but never the eyes red-rimmed and puffed, and the wet glistens on her cheeks were tears all right, not rain.

“Nora,” I said. “Hey, Nora, what's the matter? What's wrong?”

Or some such.

She couldn't answer though. She started to, but the words seemed to stick. Then she shook her head and lowered it, ducked, like she didn't want to see me or me her, and pulled west, tugging Muffin behind her.

I watched them go, her red hat bent into the mist, the spaniel still surging back toward me. Then I headed down the street and in, under the white lintel above our doorway, with the white half-columns and the polished brass plaque that says:

Charles Camelot

Attorney-at-Law

CHAPTER

2

Roger—pronounced Ro-jay—LeClerc was sitting at the reception desk in our entrance foyer, paging through the
Daily News
. That at least was normal. Roger's black, probably gay. As far as his color's concerned, he'd be quick to inform you that he was born in the Ivory Coast, in Africa, and reached New York via Paris, in France, with accent to corroborate it, whereas if you ever called him gay to his face, you'd be offending him unalterably, eternally. He comes on like he's at least as important to our operation as the rest of us working stiffs, whereas in fact he's as close as we get to superfluous.

Roger, I should add, was the Counselor's Wife's touch.

“Philippe …,” he began, glancing up as I strode past his desk toward my ground-floor office.

“I know, I know,” I said back, halfway out of my raincoat, “he's been calling for me all morning, etcetera, etcetera …”

“Not at all,” Roger answered, imperturbable. “He's not even down yet.”

“Not down yet?” I echoed, surprised. The Counselor's office is on the second floor of the building, his living quarters on the third, fourth, and fifth. Ms. Shapiro, his secretary, and Charlotte McCullough, our resident accountant and computer genius, also work on the second floor, LeClerc and I on the first. I couldn't remember a morning when the Counselor hadn't been in his office, open for business, by 8:30, 9:00 at the latest. Much as I hated giving Roger the chance to upstage me, I said: “What's going on? And what's with Mrs. Camelot?”

“With Nora?” he said, gargling the
r
in her name. “All I know,” his accent Frenchifying, “she ask me to call her off-eece, tell them to cancel all her appointments. Ze whole day. Zis I did.

“And Philippe,” he called after me as I went into my office, “Shapiro said he wants you to go downtown without him. And Monsieur McClintock? He called you.
Deux fois
. Twice.”

I'd made his day, I thought, closing my door. I buzzed Ms. Shapiro. She confirmed what Roger had said: the Counselor wasn't down yet, I was to go to the Firm alone. Then I called Laura Hugger's office. She was in a meeting. I left my name. Then I punched through to McClintock and got his secretary.

“Is he there?” I said.

“Who's calling, please?”

“Phil Revere.”

“Oh yes, Mr. Revere. I know he wants to talk to you, but he's in a meeting now. I've got you and Mr. Camelot down for 10:30 this morning, is that right?”

“That's right as far as I'm concerned. But Mr. Camelot's not coming.”

“Oh?” McClintock's secretary said.

“But tell your boss I'll be there.”

I hung up, supposing that the meeting at the Firm might suffice to explain the Counselor's absence. Their relationship—his and the Firm's—was an unusual one. More than a decade before, he'd been a partner there. In fact that's where I'd first met him, when I was a summer intern trying to squeeze out enough of a living to get myself through law school. When he'd left to, as he liked to put it, “go private,” he didn't, however, cut all his ties. We still use the Firm for various services. Our computer, for one thing, is cabled into their mainframe, they keep our database, and we have access to their electronic law library. The Firm, in exchange, gets to print a discreet “Charles Camelot, of Counsel” on its letterhead, an asset many New York law firms would pay handsomely for, and certain matters, usually of a sensitive nature, pass back and forth between the two offices, including the one McClintock was supposed to brief us on that morning.

I could imagine the Counselor saying it:
If Doug McClintock wants to brief us, let him come uptown
. The truth was that the briefing was for my benefit, not the Counselor's, but such is the protocol between attorneys that we had both been invited, and accepted, while the Counselor had orchestrated things in such a way that he could always back out at the last minute.

Which is what had happened.

The drizzle had stopped when I went outside again, and the sky had lightened considerably. The avenue was full of empty cabs by then, and two of them raced to a dead heat to get me. The Counselor still hadn't ventured downstairs, and, more surprising, the Counselor's Wife and Muffin hadn't returned either.

A matter of a sensitive nature, I said. The Magister Will. Wills and estates are usually among the most boring of legal work, if the most lucrative, but the Magister Will was, to say the least, an exception, and Margarethe von Heidrich Magister—known to the media as Margie, Margie with a hard
g
—had become a celebrity that year of a dimension New York hadn't seen since Jackie O came home from the Parthenon.

To summarize:

Robert Worth Magister III, chairman of the board, chief executive officer and principal stockholder of the Magister Companies, Inc., had died earlier in the year of a massive coronary, just a week before his eighty-second birthday. He'd held his job for around half a century. Starting in the Depression with a near-bankrupt group of magazines which he'd taken over from his father, he'd built a “communications empire” which, at its height, had included twenty-three television and radio stations, a baseball team, part ownership in a film company, part ownership of a cable television network, forty-four magazines, eleven newspapers, three book publishers, a lumber company and chain of paper mills, and enough real estate from New Jersey to California to build, if it could all have been put together, a good-sized city. Though the company, or companies, had slipped some from his heyday and pieces had been sold off and Wall Street, during the last years of his life, had called the enterprise “ripe for takeover,” Bob Magister still owned or controlled enough shares, at his death, to block the raiders. His personal estate, which had so far received more attention than the fate of Magister Companies, had been valued in the nine figures, which works out to the hundreds of millions.