Authors: Michael Cadnum
“It looks like a toy.”
“It has a fine edge.”
She put down the mirror at that most subtle of threats and allowed the dog to lave her finger with its tongue. She had been such an excellent choice. Moneyed, intelligent, and pretty after the current fashion, a long, slender neck, like a doe, and a plump belly like a woman always just pregnant. “Don't tell me what to do, Geoffrey.”
He closed his hand round the hilt.
“You have your ⦠companions.” She let her voice curl round the word. “And I have mine.”
He had only half guessed. Now he knew. He sat. He knew that a man had no choice in what he did. His father had chosen his wife, and his father had chosen his profession. The type of clothes he wore, the sort of thoughts he had were all prescribed, and happily so. There were no uncertainties. But why, with that little margin of freedom they had, did men and women choose to sin?
He laughed dryly. He was not a brave man, but he wanted to be honest to himself, and he was insightful enough to know that his wife and he were, in a way, well matched. Painfully well. Chess-players who had gone to checkmate many times. They had never loved each other.
She fastened a gold clasp round the dog's neck. It was too bright to be the finest gold, but it claimed the dog as a servant of its mistress. “You are giving me a pain in my head.”
“I so often do.”
“Please leave.”
“All I ask is that you not embarrass me.”
She fingered the coral beads, and they clicked like a rosary. She had always valued what were called
perre pres
, jewels of price. They were a way of storing wealth, as ale is a way of storing the sun. “That,” she said, “is the only way I can hurt you.”
7
Geoffrey regretted telling Hugh that he could have the evening free. He missed the young man's presence.
Geoffrey preferred to wear green when he dined. It was important to pay respect to colors. Blue was the color of Heaven. Green was the color of earth, the color, as his wife had said, of May. No one was ever offended by the color green, and Geoffrey sometimes thought it brought good fortune. He needed good luck this evening, dining on boar garnished with steaming squabs. Geoffrey was the son of a baron, and wealthy enough, but it was a strain to have the servers dressed in their finest livery, one stocking green and one patterned with white leaves, and black sleeves that tapered to the wrist so not to dip into the dishes.
Especially when Baldwin, the king's steward, did not seem to notice. The two wire-haired dogs pranced on the white lace tablecloth and lapped pudding off a silver plate, and the whippet, a white, graceful figure, caught bits of breast meat tossed through the air, but Baldwin chewed, watching only one thing in the entire room, no matter how Geoffrey tried to distract him.
The Fool juggled red balls and made a penny disappear and appear again, a bright stigmata that opened and vanished, a miracle. He stood on his head, on one arm, and made amazing faces.
And worst of all, the Fool frowned, thrusting forth his head, chewing, so that even the servers colored on their way to the table, and Lady Eleanor laughed behind her napkin. Baldwin stared, fat glistening on his chain, then turned to Geoffrey.
Geoffrey opened a hand to say, “You have a question?”
“He acts like you.”
“It would seem so.”
“What is the purpose?”
“Humor, sire.”
“Humor, humor, humor,” said Baldwin, closing his eyes. “To cause laughter.”
“Yes.”
“I have heard that humor is the fashion in Bologna. But laughter is generally conceded to be a sign of empty-headedness.”
“I have always thought so,” agreed Geoffrey. “I have always detested open-mouthed laughter. Quiet, personal laughterâ”
“Is, of course, proper,” said Baldwin. “But this fellowâ” Baldwin studied the thighbone of a pigeon.
Geoffrey avoided looking at his wife. “It is fashionable to have a Fool,” he said.
“Fashion,” said Baldwin slowly, in a tone like regret. “When, forgive me, Lady Eleanor, but when loud laughter becomes the fashion, where will it stop? When I was young, everyone was stern. Dogs were stern. Women would rather eat dung than laugh in the street.”
“It's a matter of taste,” said Geoffrey, sipping wine. “I, for example, prefer to wear green, whichâ”
“âsome people think is a symbol for lightness in love,” said his wife.
“I have never heard that,” said Geoffrey.
“Oh, I have, Lady Eleanor. I have. I have heard that degree of faithfulness can be told by the lover's sleeve,” said Baldwin. “The heart chooses the color it prefers without thinking and betrays itself.”
“This is established truth,” said Geoffrey's wife, “widely known.”
“I have never heard it.” The wine was tasteless, and the boar tough. Geoffrey fed a scrap of flesh to the whippet and said, “Laughter, of course, is now the fashion.”
“Oh?” said Baldwin, wiping his chin.
“Although God's earth is replete with examples of His goodness.” Wine splashed out of Geoffrey's cup. “To mock any part of it is to blaspheme.”
The Fool scowled and squinted, a finger held forth into the candlelight.
“He's acting just like you,” said Baldwin.
The Fool's eyes shifted back and forth, bright with suspicion. He withdrew his finger and leaned forwards sullenly. Geoffrey crushed the napkin in his fist. In his chamber mirror, the glass with the single flaw, a wrinkle like the trailing edge of an angel's wing, he was always dignified. A hard-eyed, handsome, bearded man. The Fool bunched a fist, trembling.
Baldwin looked long at the Fool and then leaned back in his chair, studying Geoffrey. Baldwin nodded. “He has amazing talent.”
Candlelight gleamed off the saltcellar, an earthenware boat as long as a bread loaf, on which perched a gilded swan. Eleanor had brought this, one of the many valuable objects he had married when he married her. A tapestry behind the Fool showed swans floating on a pool the color of blood. The swans intertwined their necks gracefully, in a manner never quite matched by nature.
After dinner a pikeman stirred the water beneath the drawbridge. Grumpy white shapes shook themselves into the torchlight, smearing the water like mustard. “They are so beautiful,” cooed Lady Eleanor. “I think that in the entire world there is no more graceful creature.”
“Except, perhaps, one or two of the king's horses,” said Baldwin.
“Oh, no,” said Eleanor. “Horses are loathsome by comparison.”
Baldwin made one of his eloquent gestures. Despite his love for wine, his eyes recorded every detail, so he would be able to answer every question the king might ask.
“But these birds are spotless.”
There was nothing so prized as spotlessness, and nothing so undesirable as something spotted. This was why the toad was so abhorred; spots erupted on its surface like bubbles in a cauldron, and spots were not merely superficial blemishes. They betrayed the nature of a thing, testified to a creature's inner baseness.
“Perhaps,” said Baldwin, and Geoffrey was struck by the sophisticated tone of the word. “Perhaps,” Geoffrey murmured to himself. Not “percase” or “perchance.” “Perhaps.”
Eleanor broke off a bit of simnel, fine white bread, celebrated for having not a single speck of bran, and tossed it into the water. Ripples flawed the water, and the torchlight shivered. “As you know,” said Eleanor in her prettiest voice, “animals exist to teach us moral lessons.”
“There is no question,” agreed Baldwin.
“The transformation of the silkworm from larva to butterfly teaches us the Resurrection. And the vulture, which breeds without copulation, teaches us of the virgin birth of our Savior.” She let a fragment of simnel drift from her fingers.
“And what lesson do we learn from the swan?” Baldwin said with a smile.
“Oh, many many lessons can be learned from the swan,” said Eleanor.
Geoffrey plucked simnel from her hands and tossed a chunk of it to the orange-beaked birds. “We learn that what appears beautiful is not always kind.”
“What on earth sort of lesson is that?” snapped Eleanor.
“Look at them snuffling and lunging over the bread,” said Geoffrey.
“They're hungry,” said Eleanor.
“They are greedy,” Geoffrey responded. “Since creatures exist only to teach us a moral lesson, we must conclude that the beautiful can be greedy.”
“Oh, they most certainly can,” droned Baldwin.
“And why are there bees?” Eleanor asked, torchlight gleaming on her teeth.
The lesson of the bee was a commonplace. Bees were obedient to their king, who in turn did not sting them, although he could, if he wanted to. The bee lived in a society of mutual obligation, just as men did. But Geoffrey knew this was not the lesson Eleanor referred to. Since she had not been trained to have original thoughts, he searched his memory for the lessons children were taught when they were learning the natures of the four winds and the shape of the firmament that lay behind the stars. “Why?” he asked.
“To teach us that spite kills, just as the act of stinging kills the bee, dragging out its heart.”
“An admirable lesson,” said Baldwin.
8
Geoffrey frowned over the paper in his hands. All his servants were entitled to eat in the “house,” and the upper servants received candlesânot beeswax, but gray tubes that smelled of fatâand candle ends, and wine. They also received a wage. All this in addition to the actual food, and nothing was cheap. The dinner the night before had gone considerably over budget, but times were good, and he could afford it, especially if the result of such hospitality could be the good favor of the king.
Geoffrey felt at home with lists of numbers, with calculations like the ones in his hand, a long line of black numbers reporting from the larder and the buttery. He could imagine the activities of the world round him from lists of figures; just as ice crystallizes round a single pine needle, a vision of the world composed itself round a line of black numbers.
He knew all the taxes owed on every grazing ox, and every sheep, and all the money already collected. He hung at the center of the shire's economy like a benign spider. He knew how many war-horses there were, how many palfreys, and how many carucates of land lay side by side, tawny with barley. He was the king's tax collector, the king's purse strings, and he paid the money he collected into the Royal Treasury, a process that satisfied him just as flattening a slug of white iron must satisfy the blacksmith. He was good at what he did. It was what he had neglected that had risen against him like a viper.
Henry shrugged his shoulders to ease the weight of leather and mail. He breathed the sweet stink of ale and had the cheerful confidence of a man who might well be a drunkard. He swayed slightly as he spoke. Men had ridden forth last night, he was saying. Turned out beds. Demanding the whereabouts of the prankster. No idea yet, but they'd find him. They'd find him if they had to roast a few swineherds over coals.
We should raise the taxes on silk, thought Geoffrey. Too many millers thought themselves worthy of a bolt or two of the elegant stuff, and it gave them an inflated idea of their value to God. Because in a time of prosperity the miller was as crude as ever but had money. He looked up dimly. “What?”
“We'll find him, sire. Rest your mind on that.”
Geoffrey fell back in his chair. “You did
what
to peasants?”
Henry straightened his leather armor, which seemed to fight him as he spoke. “We just made an impression, sire.”
“I want you to find him, not breed animosity in every hut under the sun.”
But Henry was inexperienced at finding outlaws in the forest, Geoffrey knew. Henry swore the miscreant's head would be on a pike within two days, but it was bluster. Geoffrey put his finger to his lips, and Henry fell silent.
“My men are used to city crimes,” said Geoffrey. “Their method is to go about pounding doors and racking the truth out of the wretches who won't talk.”
“We'll catch himâ”
“We need someone who is experienced in the chase. And in the attack. Someone war-hardened.”
Henry put his hand to his hilt to demonstrate the way he would slaughter the highwayman.
“Find me Sir Roger,” said Geoffrey. “There's a man who fought the Saracen. A man who is notched with battle. He'll have a trick or two for us. Go find him.”
Henry hurried away with a jingle of mail.
“That's the way to do it,” Geoffrey said to the remainder of his breakfast, bread sopped with white wine. “Use craft, not force.”
Hugh offered a dark blue cloak as a way of reminding Geoffrey, but Geoffrey nodded that he did not need to be reminded. For an official duty like this he dressed like a man ready for battle, although lightly armored. A skirt of leather plate hung to his knees, and his sleeves were tight. He worked his fingers into heavy war gloves, although there would be only symbolic battle this morning.
Hugh buckled a sword round him, the weapon of a nobleman but more than decoration. The jet-handled sword had been keen. This was keen and heavy, so even the flat of it could break a skull. It was tedious that a sheriff had to be dressed like a man ready to kill.
The courtyard was a pattern of sunlight, and men stepped from shadow into light like angels growing from spiritual to concrete beings, arms and legs brilliant, suddenly, mail and armor studs glittering in the sun. A dog yapped. A horse looked out from the stable, sun touching its nostrils. Every peaked roof had a chimney, and a cluster of chimneys, although only the kitchen chimneys exhaled smoke into the blue sky. One dove nudged another out of the dome-shaped openings of the dovecot, and the chapel stood in its own shadow like a building of ice in the puddle of its own making.
Like all the buildings, the prison was built against the wall, its black, rectangular windows looking out over the courtyard like all the buildings, the stones of many different sizes and shapes, and all the various shades of gray, all adding up to hard, strong edges. It could be a dining hall, or a great hall, or a lord's chamber, like the buildings across the courtyard.