T
hese people are organic, free-range fed, hormone and antibiotic free. In short, delicious and nutritious. They’re unwashed, but you don’t mind. How the hell has a peaceful commune survived this long? Don’t ask. Never look a gift horse in the mouth; just eat it.
So with arms spread wide, a man with dirty blond dreadlocks and hemp clothing greets you. “Hello, friend!” quickly turns into, “Get it the hell off!”
The great thing about pacifists is that no one tries to fight back. You get the unaware first, the infirm second, and the stoned out of their minds last. A few run away, but they’ll find an equally hospitable welcome by your fellow immortals before they get too far.
You’ll certainly never get this lucky again. The rest of humanity will be locked up tight if they’re not already dead. You’d better start looking for them.
•
Get to wandering.
MAKE YOUR CHOICE
THE END
O
kay, so you died. Don’t beat yourself up over it, 95% of everyone die during the zombie apocalypse. That’s why it’s called an
apocalypse
. If everyone lived, it’d be called a “zombiepalooza.”
Luckily for you, this is a book, and you can keep trying. Remember what the last chapter was called? Click it below. Don’t remember? Pay more attention next time and
click here
to start over.
Airing the Dirty Pawndry
Alarming
Another Way
“Anybody at Home?”
Area One
Area Two
Area Three
Armed and Dangerous
Armored
Asylum
Away We Go
Bang
Bare/Arms
Biker Gang
Black Swan Dive
Blood Is As Thick As Blood
The Brave
Bravery’s Reward
Bring Me My Brown Pants
Brutal is the Survivor
Buy (or Loot) Local
Bystander Effect
Cabin Fever
Cafeteria á la Command Post
Call in the Cavalry
Camping is Intense
Caution: Student Driver
Charge the Ramparts!
Cleaning Up
Clean Living
A Closed-Door Policy
Club Members Only
Coke Fiend
Coming Out
The Compound
Control Room
The Coward’s Reward
Coyote in the City
Crack Shot
Crossroads
The Cure
Dead of Night, Rise of Day
Defend the Homestead!
Deleon’s Office
Devoured
Dig Deeper
Disappointment
The Doctor Is In
Door-to-door Anarchy
Downstairs
Down to a New Low
Driver
Ears Are Everywhere
Elapsed
Empty
En Fuego
Escape Route
Escort Duty
Eternity
Et Tu, Reader?
Executioners
Feeling Tipsy
Fight Reflex
The Final Countdown
Fire in the Hole!
A Fisher of Men
Flame On
Flight Reflex
Food Generator
Foragers
For Guns and Glory
Fresh, Local Produce
From Whence Thou Came
Fun with Deleon and Cooper
The Gang’s All Here
Gear Up
Getaway Driver
Getting Schooled
Gilgazyme®
Gods of the Underworld
Gone in a Flash
Goodbye
Go, Go, Go!
Gothic Horror
The Great Escape
Grin and Bare It
Gunner
Hammer Time
Hanging Around
Hanging Out with Dr. Armageddon
Hanging with Hefty and Tyberius
Head for the Hills!
Hello, Mr. Scientist
He Wasn’t Bluffing
Hiding Out with Dr. Apocalypse
High School Reunion
Hold Your Ground
Homebody
How High…
How Incredibly Pedestrian
Humane
Humanity’s Last Hope
Hunker Down
If You Play with Fire
If You Say So
Into the Hornet’s Nest
Into the Light
In Vain
Iron Will
It Favors the Bold
It’s Him or You
It’s the End of the World as We Know It
It’s You or Him
Journey to the Underworld
Just a Peek
Just In Time
Just Picking a Few Things Up
Keep Waiting
Killed With Kindness
Lady Killer
The Last Supper
Leap of Faith
Les Toilets
Let me Axe You a Question
Life Attic
Lighten the Load
Like a Raging Bull
Like MacGyver
Listen to Ackbar
Lock, Stock and Barrel
Lone Wolf
The Long Slog
Lost Vegas
Machiavellian
Many Moons…
The Marshes
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday
Mexican Food
Moan, Sweet Moan
The Morning After
My, What a View
The Nachtmare
Nice Jugs
Nice Try
Night of the Living Swamp
Night School
Nobody Puts Baby Out of Her Misery
No Light at the End
No Loitering
No More Orders
Nothing In or Out
Not Interested
Not Without a Fight
Of Rats and Men
On a Mission
On a Spree
One Less Zombie
Only Fools Rush In
Oscar Mike
Out of Time
Pack Mentality
Pain
Parting is Such Sweet, Tasty Sorrow
Pawn Ranger
Pharmaceuticals
Phoenix’s Office
Playing Koi
Poker Face
Posthistoric Mankind
The Power is Yours
Practice Like You Play
Psycho
Rats!
Receiving Line
Red-Light Special
Regression
Regrouped
Remnants
Rescue Me
The Resemblance is Uncanny
Return Triumphant
The Road to Compromise
The Road Less Traveled
The Road Oft-Traveled
Rough Landing
Safe and Secure
Safety in Numbers
Saint Mary’s
School’s in Session
Sealed In
Search
Self-Fulfilling Prophesy
She’s Dead
She’s the Boss
Showdown
Shuffled Off This Immortal Coil
Shut the Front Door
Sickly Green Acres
The Sidekick
Slug It Out
The Social Elite
So Full You Could Burst
Staff Offices
Stairway to Hell
Stand and Fight
Strawberry Fields… Forever
Swamp Things
Sweat Generator
Sweet Relief
Taking Inventory
Taking It to the Streets
Team Cooper
Team Lucas
Team Rosie
Terminal Velocity
There is No Try
There Was a Firefight
There Will Be Blood
They Tell No Tales
This Isn’t According to Plan
Three Weeks Later…
To the Rescue!
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
Tower of Terror
Under Control
Underneath It All
Understanding Sims and Guillermo
Undeterred
Unlocked
The Un-Necropolis
Un-Undead
Upstairs
Urbane Decay
Voyeur
Wait for Rescue
The Wanderer
Welcome to the Company
Welcome to Salvation
Welcome to Z-Mart
Well, Shoot
Whatever
What’s Cookin’?
What’s Going Down?
What’s Reasonable?
What’s Up?
What’s Your Emergency?
Who is Angelica?
Who’s the Boss?
With Friends Like These…
Women and Children First
Yacht Club
You Always Need Rope
Your Call
You’re Fired
You’re Really Sick
You’re Right
You’re Sick
Yum, Hippies
MURDERED
