It Had to Be You (8 page)

‘This “lark”!’

‘I know. Not sure I’d want him if I was a fervent believer but he sounds pretty convenient for our job. He asked if you wanted burial or cremation and I had to say I didn’t know. He pushed me very strongly towards cremation – apparently graveyards are bursting at the seams in London. I mean, what do you feel?’

‘Oh, Lord. Let me think. I need to think about that. Could you … um … start getting a bit of lunch, anything, just ferret around and see what you can find, and I’ll take my beer and … think. I’m also going to have a shower. I’ve sweated rather.’

Upstairs, the house was like a furnace. James had his third shower of the day, the nearest thing to a cold shower that was possible without feeling shock, then sat in the shade in the marital bedroom looking at the photo of Deborah on the dressing table. What would she want? Cremation, surely, her ashes strewn over a field on the family farm, an end to it all. To be somewhere for ever, as bones, that wouldn’t be her style at all.

He put on a pair of mauve pants and matching socks. It was so hot in the bedroom. If he wasn’t careful he’d need a fourth shower, so he carried his shoes, a pair of grey flannel trousers and a dark green shirt downstairs, where he dressed in the dark cool of the kitchen. Philip gave him quite a long look, and he realised that there was admiration in it. With his hairy chest, his flat (ish) stomach and his muscular legs, he achieved something quite rare in an Englishman in his forties. He didn’t look obscene with no clothes on.

‘I’m making a Spanish omelette,’ said Philip.

‘Perfect. I’ve decided on cremation.’

‘Good. That makes it easier. Now, the thing is, it’s normal when there isn’t what the vicar called “a specific congregational element” – in other words, in English, you didn’t attend a particular church – to use the nearest crematorium chapel.’

‘Oh, I hate those. The mechanism starting up, the coffin sliding away. If you’ve watched too much television you expect three pathologists to rush in and shout, “Stop!”’

‘I know, but you’ve never been to any church in Islington, you’re not in a strong position.’

‘No, you’re right. Oh, Lord. Oh, Philip, I dread the day.’

‘As of now the vicar can do both of Ferris’s times, but he also would like a swift decision. “It’s strange,” he said, “but deaths tend to come in batches, rather like London buses.”’

‘Do we really want this man?’

‘He’ll be perfect for our purposes. I’ll book him for the twelve-thirty slot. Oh, and he’s booked himself in provisionally to come round at four-thirty on Tuesday for a chat with you about Deborah. “So that I can introduce that personal element that I think is so all-important.”’

‘I dread it more and more, Philip.’

He whipped the top off another bottle of beer.

Max rang at ten past one, just as James was eating the very last mouthful of the Spanish omelette that Philip had cooked, delicious, the egg with just a faint moistness still, the onions as sweet as blossom, the tiny pieces of potato soft but with just a touch of crispness.

‘Hello, Dad. It’s ten past seven here but I thought I’d better catch you.’

‘Thanks. How are you, Max?’

‘I cried myself to sleep.’

James wanted to say, ‘So did I,’ but he found it hard to lie to Max.

‘How are you, Dad?’

‘I’m all right. Keeping busy. Philip’s here helping. He’s just made the most marvellous Spanish omelette. I felt guilty about enjoying it, but the body’s a funny thing. My heart’s aching, but my taste buds are unmoved. So, what’s happening? When are you coming?’

‘Well, I’ve booked my flight provisionally for Tuesday. I’d have liked to have come sooner, but the thing is, Dad …’ Max hesitated. He sounded embarrassed. ‘Dad, something very important is happening here on Monday. Well, it may not seem important to you, but it is to my work and I’d just like to be here. I hope you don’t think that sounds awful. Obviously if you really need me before Tuesday I can cancel.’

‘No, no, it looks as though the funeral’s going to be on Thursday. Tuesday’s fine.’

‘Are you sure, Dad?’

‘Absolutely sure. So … what’s happening on Monday?’

‘It may not seem much to you, Dad, and I mean, Mum’s death, I’ve hardly slept a wink, I’m devastated, but I can’t bring her back, and this is … well … to me it’s important, but I don’t want not to be with you if you need me …’

‘I’m all right, Max. Don’t tear yourself apart. Come on. Tell me. What’s happening on Monday?’

‘It probably won’t seem important.’

‘Tell me.’

James wished he hadn’t sounded so abrupt. Max was clearly finding this very difficult.

‘It’s a big planning meeting about some very important woodland that I care about very much. I’ve grown to love the Canadian woodlands and I want to be there to support our case.’

It’s a relief when your children care about anything, but to care that much about woodlands. And a planning meeting. At twenty-two. Emotion flooded through James.

‘I think that’s wonderful,’ he said, and his voice cracked and at last he felt that he might be able to cry. Philip slipped out of the kitchen so tactfully that it almost seemed tactless. ‘Your mum would too.’

‘Well, that’s what I hope. Anyway, I can stay on afterwards, as I said. I think actually I can stay till Tuesday fortnight.’

A whole fortnight when he’d still have to be secretive about seeing Helen. Stop it.

‘Great. That’s terrific. I’m delighted you can stay so long.’

And he was. He really was.

‘Dad, you mentioned about Charlotte. Be fantastic to see her.’

‘Yes, well. Let’s hope.’

‘Got to rush, Dad. Work.’

‘Course. Can’t …’ James’s voice began to crack again, ‘… wait to see you.’

At last the tears came. He could cry with pride for his son, but not for the death of his wife.

Philip went off to work after lunch, but offered to come back at half past seven to take James out for a meal. James accepted, and Philip looked pleased.

He was surprised to find how much he wanted Philip to stay all afternoon. He went upstairs and watched him walk down the street to his car. Philip must have sensed that he had done this, because he turned, looked up and gave a short but affectionate, almost emotional wave. This surprised James. Philip was the scientist, the reserved one, the cool one, intelligent rather than intuitive. He found himself waving back as if Philip was emigrating to New Zealand, not popping up to Cambridge for a few hours.

He went out into the airless garden, careful to be well in the shade this time, just in front of the jacuzzi, which had been cleverly squeezed into a corner right at the back of the garden. Those lovely moments in the jacuzzi, over the years, each with a G and T if it was before supper, a brandy if it was after, and, just occasionally, without any alcohol at all, it was known.

He carried the chair and table over, settled himself, opened the address book, stiffened his resolve, reached for the telephone, and dialled.

‘Yep?’

‘It’s me, Chuck. The despised dad.’

‘Oh, hi there.’

‘Is Charlotte there?’

‘Yep, she’s here.’

James’s desire to hear her voice was almost irresistible. She was probably only a few feet from the phone. It was awful not to know how she looked now, how she would sound now. But he didn’t ask to speak to her. She had to be the one to make the move.

‘I won’t ask to speak to her, but I have a message. The funeral’s at twelve-thirty next Thursday.’

James shuddered as he said those words for the first of many times. It brought home to him how final death was.

‘A week today.’

‘Yep.’

‘Got it.’

‘Listen to me, Chuck. I love my daughter very very much.’

‘I believe that, Mr Hollinghurst.’

‘Thank you. And please call me James. I feel I know you.’

‘OK. Cool.’

‘Chuck, her brother Max is coming back from Canada. They used to get on so well. The thing is, Max would just love to see Charlotte again. And so would I. And so would everyone in the family. She was a lovely girl.’

‘She still is, James.’

‘Yes, sorry.’

A pigeon, plumped up with pride and passion, was stalking a female very warily.

‘I’m so glad that she … that you think that she’s … anyway, all of us would love her to come to the funeral … We won’t be upset if she doesn’t, but we’d be so pleased if she did. She loved her mother once.’

‘She still does, Mr … James.’

‘Oh, Lord, that past tense again. Sorry.’

The pigeon made his move. The object of his desire flew away at top speed. He looked comically deflated.

‘Oh, and Chuck, you’ll be very welcome too.’

‘Thank you, James. That’s real neat of you.’

‘And at the house afterwards, for the wake.’

‘OK. Thanks. Cool.’

‘Oh, and Chuck?’

‘Yep?’

‘There’ll be no recriminations. What I mean is, she will be accepted for what she is and the past will not be dragged in.’

‘I know what recriminations mean, James.’

‘I’m so sorry, Chuck. Of course you do. And if she can’t face the house, just the crematorium would be fine.’

‘Cool.’

‘And vice versa. If she can’t face—’

‘I know what vice versa means, James.’

‘Sorry. Oh, dear, I seem to be having to say sorry a lot, don’t I?’

‘You sure do, yep.’

‘Sorry.’

‘I think that could be one of the problems, James.’

‘Sorry?’

‘All that bourgeois politeness thing. I think that’s one of the things Charlie could have been running away from.’

Gordon Tollington walked slowly across the lawn. The air was shimmering with heat. The afternoon was still, but not silent. A woodpecker was drumming nearby, there was the calm, soft drone of a light aircraft, and the reassuring sound of a lawnmower manicuring this safe suburb. The hot weather had brought out the butterflies. Gordon Tollington was a relieved man. And a shamed one.

Steph was half asleep over a John Grisham. She looked up as he approached. His was not a light tread. Unbeknown to them, well beneath the surface of the lawn, moles were panicking.

‘Good book?’

‘Riveting.’

‘That was James.’

‘Oh.’

‘Funeral’s a week today.’

He watched her working it out. He hadn’t married her for her brains.

‘Thursday,’ she said.

‘Yes. We don’t need to cancel the Fat Duck.’

‘You look so pleased,’ she said. ‘I’m ashamed of you, Gordon.’

‘I’m ashamed of myself, Steph,’ he said, ‘but I can’t help it.’

He tried Callum, the son of an old school friend who lived in Argentina. He liked Callum, in fact he had sponsored him to help him through art college, and not just so that he could slip a reference to it into a conversation with Charles. He had just graduated, and had been tipped, in one national newspaper, as the one to watch this year. They had been to supper with him and his much tattooed girlfriend Erica. Erica had been so beautiful that he had almost overcome his revulsion to tattoos. The vegetarian moussaka had been a revelation. Callum took his art seriously. Their crazy single-roomed beanbag-bursting sex-smelling apartment had been overflowing with avant-garde pictures and sculptures and posters, but in the surprisingly modern loo there had been just two pictures, exquisite, nicely framed still lifes, each picture consisting of just one fig, so realistic and ripe that you wanted to pluck it out and eat it. Under the pictures were the words
Fig 1
and
Fig 2
. James had loved that.

‘Callum. Hello. It’s James.’

The story again. The shock again. Oh, God.

‘I’m devastated. I cannot believe it,’ said Callum. ‘She was so lovely, James. I shouldn’t say this, but Erica knows it. She was the only woman over thirty I’ve ever fancied. I’ve dreamt about her several times.’

His second call to Tom and Jen Preston. He was dreading this one.

He was relieved that it was Jen who answered.

‘Oh, hello, Jen. It’s James.’

After a few polite exchanges, he braced himself to give the bad news.

I’m afraid, Jen, the funeral’s going to have to be next Thursday. A week today.’

Her silence spoke volumes.

‘I really am very sorry, but it is literally the only day that everyone vital can do.’

‘So we’re not vital!’

‘Yes, you are, Jen, but you can do it. I know it’s your Wimbledon day, but you
can
do it and there are days that people like the vicar just literally cannot do.’

‘He told you. I told him not to tell you, and he told you. He begged, I suppose.’

‘He didn’t beg, he just asked, quite strongly, yes, but very reasonably.’

‘He’s useless, James. This is typical of him.’

‘Oh, come on, Jen. It’s hardly his fault.’

‘You aren’t married to him.’

‘Very true.’

‘He never wins anything, and if he ever does, there’s guaranteed to be a snag. We buy Friday-afternoon cars. The boiler fails on the coldest day of the winter. The double-glazing firm goes bankrupt halfway through. That’s the sort of character he is.’

‘You can’t blame him for that.’

‘I can, James. He’s a loser.’

‘Look, Jen, may I say something? I don’t think Deborah would mind one whit if you went to Wimbledon. Go. Enjoy yourselves. Come over another day and remember Deborah with me. On our own, just the three of us. Much more effective than just being a member of the crowded crematorium chapel, and it will be crowded, Jen. Go, Jen. Honestly. Please.’

‘Deborah was my closest friend. She was the most wonderful woman I ever met in my life. The strawberries would rot in my mouth.’

He sat in a stupor in the soupy London air. There were still quite a lot of people to ring. A couple of Cambridge friends, the Hammonds and Roger Dodds – James hadn’t shone at Cambridge in the way that Charles and Philip had at Oxford, but his social life had been good. Declan O’Connor and Rod Avery, two escapees from packaging; Sandra Horsfall from the Dorking days, now widowed; Amanda Castlebridge, one of the Glebeland girls. Deborah had still attended occasional girlie reunions with some of the more glamorous alumni of Glebeland School, though she had lost contact with others, including Denise Naylor, Constance Thrabnot (with delight, but we needn’t go into that) and Grace Farsley with regret that deepened over the years.