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JENNIE KISSED ME

 

Joan Smith

 

Chapter One

 

“It wouldn’t surprise me in the least,” Mrs. Irvine declared, sliding her eyes to the couple standing at the far side of the desk. “It,” the subject under discussion, was the probable lechery of the gentleman who had just entered the inn with a young lady. He was ordering rooms for the night and said bold as brass he would like adjoining chambers. “He wouldn’t lay down his blunt for
two
chambers if they are married,” Mrs. Irvine informed me.

“She’s young enough to be his daughter,” I objected.

“That’s the way the gents like them, fresh and biddable.”

Mrs. Irvine has picked up some strangely French notions in her travels. I, like any provincial greenhorn, took the gentleman for the young lady’s husband. The reason for my displeasure was that such young ladies must nab all the eligible older gentlemen. This man looked to have a good ten years on my one score and seven. I, on the other hand, could give his bride a decade.

“I know a lightskirt to see one,” Mrs. Irvine insisted. “I recognize their tricks. You see she is not wearing a wedding ring.”

I must digress a moment to explain how it comes that a perfectly respectable matron like Mrs. Irvine, niece to a dean and cousin to my respectable self, comes to be an expert on sexual misconduct. She is the widow of a naval captain, you see, and toured many parts of the world with him, which I think is explanation enough. Abroad she picked up tricks that would shock a seasoned courtesan. The reason we were loitering around the desk was that we had asked for a private parlor for dinner, and some minion was preparing one for us.

The young lady we were studying gave the man a brazen stare and said, “No! I shan’t go to Wycherly with you, and that is that. You can’t
make
me.”

The gentleman insisted; she pouted; he begged; she sulked; finally he glared; she tossed her shoulders. “Wycherly is so boring,” she complained. “Take me to Brighton. You promised you would.”

“It is not Brighton he has in mind, but a feather tick,” Mrs. Irvine whispered in my ear.

The gentleman’s protestations went unheard but not unseen. From my vantage point at the other side of the desk, I studied him. His exquisite barbering alone was enough to peg him as a member of the ton. A glistening cap of black silk hair covered his well-shaped head. His face, alas, showed some signs of dissipation. Incipient wrinkles marked his weathered brow and crinkled the corners of his dark eyes. Annoyance deepened a pair of lines at the sides of his lips, but in his well-cut evening suit he was a handsome specimen. He towered a foot over the lady, and unless his shoulders were out of all proportion to the rest of his body, he was well built.

“He should try a diamond bracelet,” Mrs. Irvine murmured. “That always worked with the lightskirts when I was young.” The clerk lifted a brow and gave her a disparaging sniff.

I wished she would make clear to any chance listener that her experience was got at secondhand. She looked dowdy but perfectly respectable. In fact she looked exactly what she was: a Bath matron, complete with full figure, dark bonnet and pelisse, and sensible walking shoes. The gown beneath the pelisse defied dating. It belonged to no recognizable era or country. Ladies at sea lost touch with fashion, and now Mrs. Irvine had lost any interest in cutting a dash. Her swarthy complexion held the echoes of her life on the high seas. She is my first cousin once removed, which makes her a generation older than myself.

When I came unexpectedly into a fortune often thousand pounds from a nabob uncle I had never met, I threw up my job as school mistress in Mrs. Grambly’s ladies’ seminary in Bath, hired Mrs. Irvine as my companion, and set off for London. Mrs. Irvine, who has some tenuous connection with society, tells me ten thousand should buy me a baronet. It will be a baronet with an unencumbered estate and preferably a London house as well, or I will keep my blunt for myself.

So far as I am concerned, a husband is a desirable but dispensable accessory, like a diamond necklace or a sable-lined cape. He must be presentable-looking, amusing, and not too demanding of my time, if he wishes to get his hands on my fortune. I have no aversion to the single life so long as I don’t have to spend it in front of a room full of chattering girls with a headmistress peering around the corner
.

Of course, I realize that being a married lady would open more doors to amusement. In the past I have felt the burn of injustice, to receive letters from my former charges boasting of their marital conquests. No matter how ugly or stupid or ill-tempered, they all married so long as they had that essential dowry.

It was en route to the London Marriage Mart, at the Laughing Jack Inn outside of Farnborough
,
that we encountered the couple under observation.

The gentleman was speaking. “I told you, Vickie, I cannot take you to Brighton at this time. My relatives would be in the boughs if I trotted in with you. You know I ...” His voice petered into inaudibility, but the bit overheard was enough that I soon joined Mrs. Irvine in her opinion of the couple. Vickie continued pouting. Her escort gave some final, curt command and strode angrily away. Vickie was left alone at the desk, fuming.

“He picked up more than he bargained for in that one,” Mrs. Irvine said. “She’s better off without him. What she wants is some younger gent she can wind ‘round her thumb. The older, stiffer ones don’t wind so well.”

“Poor thing, what will she do all alone here?” I asked. “We could offer her a lift back to London. At least I judge from that outfit that she is from London.” Certainly nothing like her satin-lined pelisse had ever been seen in Bath. Her bonnet was a delightful confection with blue ribbons that just matched the lining.

“It won’t do you any good to be seen entering town in company with a lightskirt, Jennie,” Mrs. Irvine pointed out.

“Pooh. She looks perfectly respectable, and who will see us? We’ll treat her to a bedroom tonight and drop her off wherever she wishes to go tomorrow. If this is her first patron, we might rehabilitate her.”

Mrs. Irvine gave a jaundiced shake of her head. “She’s not one of your respectable girls from a Bath seminary. That bit o’ muslin has a mind of her own. I recommend caution.”

“Oh, certainly!” I agreed, flying incautiously to the girl’s side. Mrs. Irvine trailed along behind. At close range I had no reason to change my mind as to the lady’s youth. She had the enviable, glossy eye of the very young, just on the verge of womanhood. Her skin was dewy, her teeth perfect. A rim of golden curls peeped from under the brim of the fashionable bonnet. Every instinct rebelled to think of that lecherous old man having his way with her.

I offered my hand, and after a surprised look she accepted it. “You must forgive me for interfering,” I said. “I am Miss Robsjohn.”

“I’m Victoria Savidge.”

“The inn is busy tonight, is it not? My companion and I are waiting for a parlor. We are on our way from Bath to London. You are from London, I recollect?”

She gave a curious smile. “Why do you say that?”

“Because of your toilette. Very handsome, Miss Savidge.”

“Thank you.” She did not return any compliment on my new finery, but then one did not look for unexceptionable manners in a lightskirt. Her accent was good. Perhaps she was training up for the stage.

“I expect your ... friend bought you the outfit? The gentleman who just pounced off in a huff.”

She did not answer my question but said with a scowl, “He is so domineering there is no bearing it.”

It was enough to encourage me to proceed. “I couldn’t help overhearing your conversation just now. Mrs. Irvine and I would be happy to offer you a lift back to London.”

Her luminous eyes held no lack of intelligence. Indeed crafty did not seem too strong a word to describe them. “But what should I tell my ... friend?”

“Tell him nothing. Run while you have the chance. You should not have come here alone with a gentleman,” I said. “It is unconscionable of that wretched man to have stalked off and left you stranded.”

“Oh, but he will be back shortly,” she said. “We were to stay here the night.” Her head turned to the front door. The gentleman was indeed back, even earlier than we both liked. Miss Victoria scowled. I returned his stare as he paused a moment to glare at me then pelted swiftly forward.

“Come along, Vickie,” he said sharply, and placed a commanding hand on her wrist. Vickie wrenched away. You would think Mrs. Irvine and myself were a pair of thieves, the black look he gave us. It was a thoroughly insulting, contemptuous look. I returned bold stare for stare. He grabbed Vickie’s wrist again and stalked toward the staircase, dragging the girl after him. Vickie looked helplessly over her shoulder. My blood ran cold to think of that innocent young thing helpless in a room with this anonymous lecher.

“A moment, sir!” I called in a voice loud enough to command the attention of the half-dozen bodies in the lobby. “Miss Victoria has changed her mind. She is coming to London with me.” I advanced to rescue her from his clutches.

His glare turned from me to Victoria. “Must you take up with every hedgebird who comes along?” he asked her, making no effort to lower his voice.

“You are mistaken, sir. No doubt you are judging Miss Victoria’s eagerness to collect hedgebirds from her association with yourself. My companion and I are perfectly respectable.”

His dark eyes raked us from head to toe. “That is a matter of opinion,” he retaliated, and resumed his trip toward the staircase. I felt Mrs. Irvine’s fingers tugging at my elbow and shook her off.

There was nothing for it but to go after them. “Unhand that girl, if you don’t want me to call in the law,” I threatened.

The man’s face turned from pink to purple. “Go to hell, madam,” he said, and started climbing the stairs. I caught hold of his coattail and hung on till he was forced to stop.

“You ought to be ashamed of yourself. That child is young enough to be your daughter.”

“For your information, miss, she
is
my daughter,” he growled, and wrenched his coat from my fingers. Shock left them perfectly useless. My eyes fled to Victoria, who gave an insouciant, smiling shrug of agreement over her shoulder as they proceeded in state up the stairs. I looked down to the lobby and saw a circle of smirking faces having a good laugh at my expense.

“A likely story!” I called up after their retreating forms.

The inn clerk came mincing forward. “Aye, ‘tis true. That there is the Marquess of Marndale and his daughter, Lady Victoria. They live twenty-five mile yonder, at Wycherly Park.”

“If you mean twenty-five miles, say so,” I sniffed, and strode, cheeks flaming, head high, back down to the lobby. “Is our private parlor ready yet, or have you been too busy eavesdropping on conversations that don’t concern you to attend to it?”

“Your parlor’s free now, madam,” he smirked, and led Mrs. Irvine and myself, sunk to utter humiliation, into a cozy room. The fire burned briskly. Normally its warmth would have been welcome in late April, but I felt no need for more heat on that occasion. I was blushing all over from shame. “A bottle of wine while we await dinner, please,” I said to the clerk.

“I’ll send you a servant, madam,” he replied with a sneer. What did he think he was? The Archbishop of Canterbury?

“Well,” Mrs. Irvine said, with that “I told you so” look, “you can’t say I didn’t warn you to use a little caution.”

My temper broke. “That wretched girl! Why didn’t she
tell
me he was her father? Surely she understood my meaning when I spoke of not being alone with him.”

“She’s a minx, and he’s got Old Nick’s own temper. We want to stay clear of them when we’re leaving. As he’s hired rooms, it seems they are remaining overnight, thank God.”

I sank onto a chair and dissolved in a puddle of shame. It was only a cruel stroke of chance that brought us to this inn at all. Our itinerary, which I had worked out in meticulous detail, called for us to spend the night in Farnborough
,
where I had arranged by post to have a bed awaiting us. We had planned to take dinner there as well, but between slow horses, ravening hunger, and general boredom, we decided to take dinner at the Laughing Jack and go on to Farnborough to sleep.

“I hope I never have to see him again as long as I live,” I said wearily. “Thank God he is taking her to Wycherly and not to London.”

“If he’s anybody, he’ll be going on to London for the Season,” my Job’s Comforter assured me. “Not that we’re likely to meet him. My connections are not high and mighty marquesses. A knight or a baronet is the best I can hope to do for you. If you wish to disgrace yourself in front of marquesses, you’ll have to arrange it yourself.”

“I have admitted you urged caution and I did not heed your advice, Mrs. Irvine. Don’t make a meal of my error.”

When our wine came we ordered dinner, and over a mutton chop and a raised pigeon pie we discussed the incident less emotionally. “He must have married young,” I mentioned. “He did not look more than thirty-six or -seven, did you think? And Victoria must be sixteen or seventeen.”

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