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He looked up at her. “What did the doctor put on the death certificate?”

“Heart attack.”

He wrote that down and then said, “Did your uncle have heart problems?”

“Yes.”

“How old was he?”

“Seventy-six.”

When he spoke again, he seemed to be choosing his words carefully. “Obviously, it has occurred to you that it is not unlikely that your uncle would die of a heart attack at seventy-six.”

“Obviously.” Mae smiled at him, Brigid to the teeth.

“Do you have a reason for thinking he was murdered?”

“No.” Mae leaned forward a little and moistened her lips. “I just know he was. I have a sixth sense about things sometimes.”

He smiled at her, the kind of smile people give to unreasonable small children and the deranged. “And this is one of those times.”

“Yes.”

“Okay.” He went back to the pad, and Mae relaxed an iota. “Did he leave a lot of property?”

“Yes. His estate should be in the neighborhood of twenty million.”

“Nice neighborhood. Who inherits?”

“I will, once the will is probated.”

His head jerked up. “All of it?”

Mae nodded. “Half of his stock and all of everything else.”

“Who gets the other half of his stock?”

“His brother, Claud Lewis.”

“Does Claud need the stock?”

“No.”

Mitch frowned. “And there are no bequests to servants, nothing to charity, no locked boxes to distant relatives?”

Mae shot him another Brigid smile to get him back on track. “Really, this isn't necessary. There are small bequests to the butler and the housekeeper, but they wouldn't have hurt my uncle.”

“How small?”

“Fifty thousand each.”

He met her eyes. “In my neighborhood, fifty thousand isn't small.”

Patience wasn't supposed to be a bombshell's strong suit, but Mae didn't have much choice. Mitchell Peatwick was turning out to be a lot more focused than she'd thought. This was not good. “It's not enough for them to retire on. If Uncle Armand were still alive, they'd be making almost that much in salary every year, plus free room and board. They're in their sixties, and they're not going to find places like the ones they had with my uncle. His death was a disaster for them. Now, about my uncle—”

“I don't suppose there are a lot of calls for butlers these days,” Mitch agreed. “Still, give me their names.”

Mae took a deep breath. Why was it that men always said they wanted to help her and then refused to listen to her? Was it her, or was it some awful byproduct of testosterone? “They didn't kill him.”

“Give me the names.”

She smiled again, a little tighter this time. “Harold Tennyson and June Peace.”

“Where are they living?”

“In the house.” Mae tried to unclench her teeth. The heat was making her irritable, her tight shoes were making her irritable, but mostly Mitchell Peatwick was making her irritable. “My uncle's house.”

“So you're keeping them on.”

“Well, of course.” Mae's patience finally broke. “I can't throw them out into the snow.”

He smiled at her. “It's July. You'd be throwing them out into the grass. And since you're not throwing them out, they didn't lose anything when he died.”

Mae swallowed her irritation. “They didn't know that I wouldn't throw them out.”

“They're not acquainted with you?”

“Of course they're acquainted with me. But I never promised I'd keep them on if anything happened to Uncle Armand. We never talked about it.”

“How long have they known you?”

“What difference does it make?”

“If they have known you for any length of time, they would have known what you were likely to do. How long have they known you?”

“Twenty-eight years.”

His eyes widened slightly. “Since you were born?”

“No, since I was six and went to live with my uncle.”

“You're thirty-four?”

“I'm thirty-four.”

“You don't look thirty-four.”

“That's because I'm not married.” Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. “Marriage tends to age a woman.”

“Doesn't do much for a man, either.”

“Actually, it does. Married men live longer than single men.”

“It just seems longer.” He leaned back in his chair and surveyed her. “So, Harold and June dandled you on their knees and fed you cookies, but you think they didn't know that you'd take care of them for life if they offed your Uncle Armand.”

Mae closed her eyes briefly. “They did not off my Uncle Armand.”

“We'll get back to them later. Okay, besides you and Harold and June and Uncle Claud., there's nobody else in the will?”

“No.”

“Did your uncle own a business?” He tapped his pen on the pad. “Was he involved in anything that somebody might have wanted to take over?”

“He was a partner with my Uncle Claud.”

“Were there any other partners?”

“No. Just my Uncle Claud.”

He opened his mouth again, and Mae moved to block him before he took off in another wrong direction. “He also did not kill my Uncle Armand.”

“Did they get along?”

“No. My Uncle Claud disliked my Uncle Armand because he thought that he was profligate and libidinous and a disgrace to the good name of Lewis.”

“Sounds like a direct quote.”

“It is.”

“Was it true?”

“Yes.”

Mitch raised his eyebrows. “Libidinous at seventy-six?”

Mae sighed. Mitchell Peatwick might be a fool, but he was a persistent fool. “He kept a mistress. In fact, they made love the night he died. She tells everyone that whether you ask or not. Then she weeps.”

He sat back in his chair. “Could we digress for a moment?”

Mae looked at him with exasperation. “Do I have a choice?”

“No. He was seventy-six years old with a heart condition and he made love with his mistress who was…what? Fifty?”

“Twenty-five. Her name is Stormy Klosterman. This is not relevant—”

“Klosterman?”

Mae gave up. “Her stage name is Stormy Weather. Of course, she was temporarily retired while she was with my uncle.”

“Of course.” He blinked. “That would have been how long?”

“Seven years,” Mae said flatly. “He caught her umbrella when it rolled off the runway one night. It was magic.”

He grinned at her. “Not a fan of Stormy's, I see.”

Mae shrugged. “She's all right. At least, I don't think she killed my uncle. She didn't get a dime.”

“Did she know that before he died?”

“Yes. He was very clear about that with all his women.”

“There were more?”

“Well, there were before Stormy. I had a lot of aunts when I was growing up.”

“You grew up with Uncle Armand?”

Mae thought briefly about reaching across the desk, grabbing him by the collar and screaming, “Could we get to the diary, please?” but that would have been counterproductive.
Humor him.
“My parents were killed in a car accident when I was six. In their wills, they had appointed my three great-uncles as executors and guardians. Uncle Armand, Uncle Claud and Uncle Gio. All three uncles wanted me, so they drew straws.”

“Uncle Gio?” His voice sounded strangled.

“We were all in the lawyer's office, and they drew straws, and Uncle Armand won. Now can we get back to my Uncle Armand's death?”

“And Uncle Gio's last name would be…?”

“Donatello.”

“Terrific.” He dropped his pen and stared at her with distaste.

Mae tried to get the conversation back on track. “I see you've heard the rumors about my Uncle Gio. Don't worry. They're not true. Now, about—”

“I've heard of the whole family. How's your cousin Carlo?”

“He's out already,” Mae said. “It was a bum rap.”

He sat quietly for a moment, and Mae felt his eyes size her up, and she realized for the first time that she might have made a mistake in coming to see Mitchell Peatwick. He looked as if he had the IQ of a linebacker, but there was something going on in that devious male mind. God knew what, but Mae was sure it wasn't good.

He leaned forward. “Okay, let's forget Uncle Gio for the moment. Aside from your sixth sense, which I'm sure is extremely accurate, you must have had another reason for coming here since, according to you, no one who knew him killed him. So tell me the truth. Why do you think he was murdered?”

This was it. Mae moistened her lips again. “You mustn't tell anyone this.” She leaned forward a little to meet him halfway. “His diary has disappeared. I heard him talking on the phone about it the day he died, and now it's gone. The diary isn't important, but whoever has it murdered him. I'm sure of it.”

S
HE WAS LYING
, of course. Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving, but she was definitely lying about the diary. Either there wasn't a diary, or there was and it was important. Either possibility was irrelevant; what was important was to find out why she was lying.

And with this woman, it could be because of her sixth sense. Or her twenty million.

Twenty million.

Hell, with twenty million, she could lie to him forever as long as she paid him $2,694.

If only she hadn't mentioned her Uncle Gio.

He really had been interested in taking the case. And not just because of the money or because she had a terrific body. Well, okay, partly because of that. But mostly because it would have been great to take as his last case one that didn't involve drinking lukewarm coffee in parked cars outside cheap motels. He'd come to terms with the fact that his bet had been the result of a midlife crisis, and that it would have been a hell of a lot easier to just buy a Porsche and date a twenty-year-old, but somehow he'd wanted to have at least one real fight-against-injustice case before he quit and went back to being Mitchell Kincaid, yuppie stockbroker.

But now there was Gio Donatello. He raised his eyes to hers to tell her that he didn't think he'd be interested, and she looked back at him, trusting and vulnerable. He couldn't tell whether it was real-vulnerable or fake-vulnerable, although his money was on fake-vulnerable, but as vulnerable went, it was very attractive.

“So.” Mitch shifted in his chair, squirming as his shirt stuck to the sweat on his back. “Let's sum up here. You have a seventy-six-year-old man with a heart condition who makes love to his twenty-five-year-old mistress and dies. The doctor says it's a heart attack. You, the woman who inherits half of his stock and everything else he owns, say it's murder. The suspects are the housekeeper and the butler, his brother who inherits the other half of his stock, his mistress who inherits nothing and a local mob boss and his homicidal son, but in your opinion, none of them did it.”

“That's it.” She nodded. “I know these people. I've asked them if they know anything about Uncle Armand's death, and they've said no. They wouldn't lie to me.”

Mitch shook his head at her naiveté. “Sure they would. The first rule in life is ‘everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.”

She blinked at him, her thick lashes making the movement much more of a production than it usually was on regular people. “That's awfully cynical, Mr. Peatwick.”

“That's me. And cynical doesn't mean I'm not right. For example, I'll bet you fifty bucks you've lied to me already today.”

Her eyes met his without blinking this time. “Of course I haven't.” She widened her gaze, looking stricken. “How could you think that?”

Mitch grinned. “You're good, sweetheart. You're very, very good. But you blew it there at the end. Don't widen your eyes like that. Gives you away every time.”

Her eyes narrowed. It was amazing. Even narrowed they looked good. Sort of bitchy and mean, but good. “Mr. Peatwick,” she said. “Do you want this job?”

It was on the tip of his tongue to say no, thank you, I don't like your relatives, and besides, you lied to me, and you're up to no good, and the diary bit is too farfetched, and what the hell are you trying to do, anyway? and then he realized that the only way he'd ever find out what she was trying to do was if he took the case.

And it was a real Sam Spade kind of case.