Jenny Plague-Bringer: (Jenny Pox #4) (8 page)

Jenny touched a hand to her stomach.  No heavy bleeding yet.  The little starter baby
was still swimming around in there like a tiny fish.  She felt bad for the doomed
creature, but she avoided thinking of it as a person.  It wouldn’t live long enough
for that.

Seth knocked on her door, and Jenny turned down her stereo.  She had to listen to
Patsy Cline on a digital music app now.  She missed her mother’s record collection,
still back home with her dad.  She missed her dad every day, too.  She’d lived with
him for eighteen years, then vanished, and it was almost certain that she would never
see him again.  She couldn’t risk returning to the United States.

“You busy?” Seth asked, leaning in the door.

“Busy-ish.” Jenny gestured toward the mannequin. “Just working on this stupid thing. 
Want to go out for
oysters?”

“I’ve got some bad news.  There’s something you should probably see.”

“Okay...” Jenny reluctantly followed him out of the room.  She didn’t need more bad
news.  She could already feel their Parisian magic carpet beginning to unravel beneath
their feet.

The living room was filled with autumn sunlight from the giant picture window.  Seth
dropped onto the antique settee, where his laptop was set up on the round oak table
in front of him.  Jenny sat beside him and snuggled up against him, enjoying the feeling
of his hand resting on her hip.  Being close to him made her feel safer, even though
she would be the one dealing death if anyone attacked them.

“Here we go.” Seth maximized a video to fill the screen, then pressed play.

Melodramatic, echoing music played, clearly trying to be spooky, almost a rip-off
of the
Twilight Zone
theme song.  An animated logo popped up: the planet Earth, slowly rotating.  The
view zoomed out to show that the Earth was actually inside of a snowglobe clutched
in a gray three-fingered hand.  Lightning struck the Earth, and then the text appeared
in glowing letters:
Conspiracies of the Unknown
.

Jenny laughed and elbowed him. “Seth, you really had me scared, you fuckface.”

“Just keep watching.”

The video showed a man, hugely overweight, with a goatee and thick glasses.  He was
sitting in what looked like a basement or garage, with a handmade
Conspiracies of the Unknown
sign tacked to the wall behind him.  From the video quality and angle, it was clearly
a webcam.

“Hi, everyone.  Rudley McGhee here again, with the latest in what
they
don’t want you to know.”

“Oh, come on,” Jenny said. “Isn’t this the guy who says aliens shot JFK?”

“Blue lizard aliens.  Sh, keep watching.”

“I have a
Conspiracies of the Unknown
special edition for you tonight, now that Beauford finally finished editing the footage.” 
Another chubby guy, balding on top but with long hair at the back, leaned into the
frame and waved. “Move over, Beauford, you’re in the shot!  Okay, folks, listen up. 
What if I told you that there was a little town, right here in the U.S.A., just a
regular place like my town or your town, with a Wal-Mart and everything...But in this
town, over two hundred people
mysteriously disappeared
!”

“It’s gnarly crazy,” Beauford said.

“Beauford, you’re still in the frame, home skillet!  Ugh.  Like I was saying, people,
that’s a huge disappearance, all on the same day.  That’s right, the same day!  And
this isn’t some Roanoke Colony thing from three hundred years ago...though I have
a theory about
that
, too...No, this just happened!  Like, a year and a half ago!”

“It basically just happened!” Beauford added.

“Dang it, Beauford, this isn’t your show, it’s my show!  If you want your own show,
go make one with your mom or something!”

“I’ll make a video with your mom!” Beauford snickered. “Maybe I already did.”

“You did not!” Rudley shoved his way up out of his chair, looking enraged.  The video
skipped, and then it was Rudley in his chair again, sweaty now.  Beauford was not
in the frame. “So Beauford and I took the Rud-mobile and the Conspira-cam and went
to this town to investigate!   It’s called Fallen Oak, South Carolina.” He held up
a road map. “See it?  There it is.  Really small, right there.  Roll the footage,
Beauford!”

“Holy shit,” Jenny said, sitting up straight.  Seth wasn’t joking.

“Yep,” Seth replied.

The video cut to Rudley standing between a rusty El Camino and the rotten old “Welcome
to Fallen Oak” sign, waving his hand gleefully, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt like a
tourist. “We drove all the way from Crawley, West Virginia.  Took us ten hours, plus
a nap at a rest stop,” Rudley’s voiceover told them. “Beauford’s hemorrhoids were
flaring real bad, but we made it.”

The video then showed Rudley standing in what Jenny first thought was a weedy, overgrown
field, until the camera zoomed out and she realized it was the Fallen Oak town green
in front of the courthouse.  It was shocking to see it like that, with weeds high
enough to brush the underside of Rudley’s belly.  Apparently nobody was bothering
to keep it up.

“You see a lot of towns like this, driving around,” Rudley said in the video as he
looked at the boarded-up businesses. “You wonder what it was like, when a place like
this was really alive.  You wonder where everybody came from, and where they went,
and why they just left this husk of a town behind like a...like a hermit crab changing
shells.”

“Hey, that’s deep, Rudster,” Beauford said from off-screen.  Apparently, he was the
one shakily operating the handheld camera.

“Beauford, dang it, don’t interrupt my talking!” Rudley scowled at the camera for
a minute.

“What are you waiting for?” Beauford asked.

“Just waiting to see if you’re done running your mouth or not.”

“I’m done.”

“Because if you got something to say, Beauford, go ahead and say it so we can get
on with the dang show.”

“I ain’t got nothing say.”

“Yeah, you didn’t have nothing to say when you ate the last Twinkie in the box, either,
did you?  Remember?  Right about the North Carolina state line?  Didn’t even ask me
if I wanted that last Twinkie.”

“You been sore about this since North Carolina?”

“That was my Twinkie!  You ate two more than I did!  Can’t you do no math?”

The video jumped again, showing Rudley from a different angle, calm again, still on
the town green. “Anyway, sad little town.  And, according to some stuff I read on
the internet, it was right here that all two hundred people just vanished into thin
air.  No explanation.  Homeland Security even took over the town for a while.  And
guess what the official story was?  This is the kicker, listen!  They said there was
a little toxic leak from some old dye factory, which had been closed for like, what,
forty years?”

“Fifty-six,” Beauford told him.

“Dang it, Beauford....Think about it, folks at home.  Two hundred people, vanished
all at once.  A government cover-up.  No explanation.  Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 
Because I’m thinking...
abduction
.  I’m not saying it’s aliens...” Rudley glanced around nervously. “...but I think
it was aliens.”

“Oh, that’s a relief,” Jenny said. “Nobody’s going to take this seriously.  How did
you even find this?”

“Somebody linked it to Fark.  Mainly to make fun of these two guys, but still.  If
they know something strange happened, other people could, too.  And watch this next
part.”

Rudley sat in a front parlor, the sort of room some people’s parents kept well-decorated
and unused. He was facing a very unhappy-looking couple in their late forties or early
fifties.

“Wait a minute!” Jenny said. “Aren’t they...”

“Mr. and Mrs. Daniels,” Seth said. “Bret Daniels’ parents.  I’ve spent the night at
their house before.”

Jenny briefly remembered killing the jock using a cloud of pox spores in front of
the courthouse.

“...never made any sense to us,” Bret’s mother was saying. “He just drove off on Easter,
and we never saw him again!  They said there was an accident...some people died...but
we never saw him or his...his...”

“His dead body?” Rudley asked helpfully, and Bret’s mother cried out as if stabbed. 
The father  just stared at the floor, stone-faced.

“Nobody would tell us anything,” Bret’s father said, without looking up. “Not a thing.”

“Did you see any strange lights that night?” Rudley asked. “Were there any crop circles
in the morning?”

“He left a daughter behind,” Bret’s mom added. “With his high-school sweetheart, Darcy
Metcalf.”

“They weren’t exactly sweethearts,” Bret’s dad mumbled.

“Don’t say that!  He wouldn’t have done
that
with a girl unless he really loved her.  He was such a sweet little boy.”

Bret’s dad shrugged.

“We almost never see our grandbaby,” Bret’s mom continued. “Darcy up and moved to
Columbia, and now she’s living with a...” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “...a
Mexican
.  Our little granddaughter, growing up in the city with a bunch of Mexicans.  Probably
eating burritos as we speak!”

“Judge says we can’t do a thing about it,” Bret’s dad said.

“Back to the bright lights over town,” Rudley said. “Did you see any?  Or any glowing
objects at all, perhaps parked in a cow pasture?”

“Didn’t see nothing like that,” Bret’s dad mumbled.

“Well, I do have a little self-help brochure I wrote, for people who’ve been abducted,
and for the families of the abducted, too.  It’s normally $5.99, but I’ll let you
folks have one for free.” Rudley handed over a thick booklet with a flying saucer
on the cover.

“What is this?” the crying mother asked.

“Aliens?” Bret’s dad scowled. “Is that it?  You come here to talk to us about aliens?”

“Well, yes, sir,” Rudley told him. “There’s an epidemic of Americans being abducted
and studied by extraterrestrial visitors, you see...they’re not from our dimension. 
They’re from a different Earth, in the ninth dimension.”

Mr. Daniels stared at him for a second, then stood up, raising his fists. “Get out! 
Get out of my house!”

“Sir, you should know there are alien-abduction support groups—” Rudley began, before
Mr. Daniels punched him in the mouth.  The man threw a punch at the camera, too, and
it blacked out.

The video skipped back to Rudley in his basement.

“Okay, well, that’s all the footage
Beauford
bothered to edit this week,” Rudley said. “Check this website again for future updates
about our trip to Fallen Oak...where the alien visitors got a little too greedy for
their own good, methinks!”

“No, please, no future updates,” Jenny said. “That was bad enough.”

“I know.” Seth closed the laptop. “What if other people, not I-have-a-webcam-show-in-my-basement
types, start looking into it?”

“There’s still no reason to come looking for us,” Jenny said. “We died in the fire
at your house, right?  We’re dead.”

“Except we’re not.”

“Nobody knows that.”

“Plenty of people know it, Jenny.”

“Then what do you want me to do about it?” Jenny was surprised to hear herself scream. 
She made herself speak more calmly. “I mean, there’s nothing we can do.”

“I just thought you should know about it.”

“Now I know about it.  Now what?” Jenny chewed her lip, worried.  She grasped his
hand in hers.

“We could make out,” Seth suggested.

“Maybe.”

“You could tell me what happened to us.”

“What do you mean?” she looked at him.

“The carnival, the tent revival.  Did we get away?  The last I heard, I’d done this
really awesome thing, rescued you and carried you away on horseback, and it made you
super-horny.”

“Maybe I should keep more of my thoughts to myself,” Jenny said.

“And then you ripped your dress in half for me.” Seth grinned.

“It wasn’t for you, it was for the horse.”

“Gross.”

“Do you want to hear the story or not, Seth?”

“I want to hear it. I like stories where I’m the hero.”

“Maybe I should stop where we were,” Jenny said, laying her head on his shoulder.
“Things go downhill, just like all our lives.”

“Sounds promising.  Too much happiness is boring, right?  Make sure you talk more
about how much I turned you on.”

Jenny took a deep breath and continued the story.

Juliana and her mysterious, sexy, handsome rescuer rode on through the night and the
rain, Juliana holding him tight.  After a long and cold lifetime without touching
anyone, she couldn’t get enough of feeling his warm body through his wet shirt.