Just Crazy (27 page)

Authors: Andy Griffiths

BOOK: Just Crazy

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JUST DISGUSTING!
By Andy Griffiths
Illustrated by Terry Denton

Is this the right book for you?
Take the DISGUSTING TEST and find out.

YES	NO
		Do you ever pick your nose?
		Do you ever pick other people's noses?
		Do you ever find unidentified brown blobs in your bath?
		Do you think being able to burp the alphabet is an important life skill?
		Do you like stories about disgusting things like dead flies, giant slugs, maggots and brussel sprouts?

SCORE: One point for each âyes' answer.
3-5	You are completely and utterly disgusting.
You will love this book.
1-2	You are fairly disgusting.
You will love this book.
0	You are either a liar or an adult (or both).
You will love this book.

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