Keep The Giraffe Burning (29 page)

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Novels

The Reproductive System
(1968) (aka
Mechasm
)

The Muller-Fokker Effect
(1970)

Roderick
(1980)

Roderick At Random
(1983)

Tik-Tok
(1983)

Bugs
(1989)

Wholly Smokes

Collections

The Steam-Driven Boy
(1970)

Keep The Giraffe Burning
(1977)

Alien Accounts
(1982)

The Lunatics Of Terra
(1984)

Maps: The Uncollected John Sladek
(2001)

John Sladek (1937 - 2000)

John Sladek was born in Iowa in 1937 but moved to the UK in 1966, where he became involved with the British New Wave movement, centred on Michael Moorcock’s groundbreaking
New Worlds
magazine. Sladek began writing SF with ‘The Happy Breed’, which appeared in Harlan Ellison’s seminal anthology
Dangerous Visions
in 1967, and is now recognized as one of SF’s most brilliant satirists. His novels and short story collections include
The Muller Fokker Effect
,
Roderick
and
Tik Tok
, for which he won a BSFA Award. He returned to the United States in 1986, and died there in March 2000.

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Written with a 307-word vocabulary: the 300 Key Words listed in
A Second Ladybird Key Words Picture Dictionary and Spelling Book
by J. McNally (Wills & Hepworth, Loughborough, 1966), and seven proper nouns.

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See Borges, ‘A New Refutation of Time’ where ‘Borges’ appears to doubt his own reality.

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And bulletproof, another legacy of poor Rogers.

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War god of the Fon.

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The other bunkhouses were Shirley Temple, Margaret O’Brien, Butch Jenkins. Baby Leroy, Bobby Driscoll, Jackie Cooper, Elizabeth Taylor, Judy Garland, Luana Patten, Mickey Rooney, Dean Stockwell and Skippy Homeier.

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Lambs: a vigilante group borrowing rhetoric and enthusiasm from the late ‘silent patriot’, S. Agnew: ‘They call us pigs, but we are really sacrificial lambs. We will not bandy epithets, but gladly give our lives to sweep this country clean of its plethora of pusillanimous liberals and their drug-pushing, parasitical radical associates.’