Language Arts
Authors: Stephanie Kallos
We Now Conclude Our Broadcast Day
Personal Reflections on the Value of Penmanship as a Biographical Tool
You're Carrying Some Slight Magic
Notice of Proposed Land-Use Action
Copyright © 2015 by Stephanie Kallos
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Kallos, Stephanie.
Language arts / Stephanie Kallos.
pages;Â cm
ISBN
978-0-547-93974-2 (hardcover)
1. Divorced fathersâFiction. 2. Life change eventsâFiction. 3. Domestic fiction. I. Title.
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978-0-547-93997-1
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Jacket illustration by Anna & Elena Balbusso
Jacket design by Martha Kennedy
Excerpts from
Caps for Sale
by Esphyr Slobodkina, copyright © 1940 and 1947, © renewed 1968, by Esphyr Slobodkina, are reprinted with the permission of HarperCollins.
Lines from “Handwriting Analysis” are from
The Alphabet Not Unlike the World
by Katrina Vandenberg (Minneapolis: Milkweed Editions, 2012). Copyright © 2012 by Katrina Vandenberg. Reprinted with permission from Milkweed Editions.
www.milkweed.org
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The lyrics from “White Christmas” by Irving Berlin, copyright © 1940, 1942 by Irving Berlin, are reprinted with the permission of the Irving Berlin Music Company.
Lyrics from “The Bigger the Figure,” words and music by Marshall Barer and Alec Wilder, copyright © 1952 (renewed) by Hampshire House Publishing Corp. & Ludlow Music, Inc., New York, New York, are reprinted with permission of Hampshire House Publishing Corp. & Ludlow Music, Inc..
Per il mio dolce Bill . . .
dalla tua baffuta, con amore
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Truth has nothing to do with words. Truth can be likened to the bright moon in the sky. Words, in this case, can be likened to a finger. The finger can point to the moon's location. However, the finger is not the moon. To see the moon, it is necessary to gaze beyond the finger, right?
âZen master Hui-Neng
You may in fact be wondering what I even mean when I use the word “prayer” . . . Let's say it is communication from one's heart to God. Or if that is too triggering or ludicrous a concept for you, to the Good, the force that is beyond our comprehension but that in our pain or supplication or relief we don't need to define or have proof of or any established contact with . . . Nothing could matter less than what we call this force . . . I called God Phil for a long time . . . Phil is a great name for God.
âAnne Lamott
Love, and be silent . . . I am sure my love's more richer than my tongue.
âWilliam Shakespeare,
King Lear
When my brother Cody was about two years old (and for reasons our baffled parents were never able to fathom), the word
God
entered his vocabulary.
Where could he have heard it? Certainly not at home.
Early one weekend morning, my mother and father were awakened by the surprising sound of Cody's clear, piping voice repeatedly proclaiming
Hello, God!
from behind his closed bedroom door.
Hello God hello God hello God hello God hello God HELLO!
Coming into Cody's room, my parents found him standing in an erect, commanding attitudeâhis hands positioned a couple of feet apart, grasping the crib rail, his stance wide, his face rascallyâaddressing a spot on the wall above his window. The overall effect was of a pintsize politician delivering an especially entertaining whistle-stop speech while being buffeted by a bracing wind.
Hello Mama hello Daddy hello God HELLO!
Cody proclaimed with great largess, as if to a crowd of cheering constituents whose votes had already been won.
For the next few weeks, this set of behaviors became a morning ritual. Cody's consistently presidential manner of greeting the day inspired my parents to start calling him Mr. POTUS.
This in turn provided my brother with a game that very young children love: the opportunity to catch adults in a mistake.
Good morning, Mr. POTUS!
Poh-Tuhs,
no! Cody would assert with offended pride.
COH-Dee! COH-Dee!
Who?
Who
did you say you are?
COH-Deeee!
When it came to improvisations like this, my mother was game enough, but reserved; extemporized hilarity has never been her strong suit.
My father, however, thanks to the advent of parenthood, had discovered a previously unexpressed thespian alter egoâ
Oh! Of
course!
COH-Deee!
âa kind of nineteenth-century burlesque funnyman that he trotted out at every opportunity for my brother's entertainment and delight.
COH-Dee! COH-Dee!
my father would emote, mock horrified, feigning news of some biblical-size calamity, smiting his forehead and falling to his knees.
How could I have forgotten? Can you ever forgive me?
Daddy! So-kay! No sad! So-kay, Daddy!
Likewise, at bedtime, whenever my father read that lengthy, comforting litany of farewells from one of our favorite childhood books,
Goodnight Moon,
Cody chimed in:
“Goodnight cow jumping over the moon
. . .
”
âGoodnight God, Goodnight Godâ
“Goodnight light and the red balloon
. . .
”
âGoodnight God, Goodnight Godâ
Sometimes, long after my parents assumed Cody had fallen asleep, they would hear his small voice wishing God a good night.
What do you make of it?
my mother asked.
It's probably what we deserve,
my father joked.
We?
my mother countered, archly. You're
the atheist. I'm still on the fence.
Ha!
my father replied.
Point taken.
A few months later, the symptoms of Cody's illness began to emerge; among the most obvious of those symptoms was regressed speech.
Language left him gradually, a bit at a time. One would expect words to depart predictably, in reverse orderâthe way a row of knitting disappears, stitch by stitch, when the strand of working yarn is tugged off the needleâbut that was not the case.
Cody's earliest and most used wordsâ
mama,
daddy
âwere the first to go, while more recent acquisitions lingered.
Eventually, though, all of his words abandoned him.
God
was the last holdout; at least, that was the word my parents assumed Cody was trying to say when he'd let loose with a long, agonized
Gaaaaah!
at the usual times: first thing in the morning and again at day's end.
He began applying that amorphous sound to everyone and everything: rice cakes, peas, string cheese, sippy cups; shoes and hats and coats and mittens; Thomas the Tank Engine; Babar the King; his pull-toy pony and plush orca whale; his library of board books; wooden puzzles; foam blocks; eyes, ears, nose, mouth . . .
It was
Gaaaah!
as wellânot
sister
or
Emmy
(two words my brother never acquired)âthat was his name for me.
PART ONE
Grief fills the room up of my absent child,
Lies in his bed, walks up and down with me,
Puts on his pretty looks, repeats his words,
Remembers me of all his gracious parts,
Stuffs out his vacant garments with his form.
âWilliam Shakespeare,
The Life and Death of King John
It was such a small news itemâa few hundred words in the Around the Northwest sectionâthat even a scrupulous reader like Charles might have missed it altogether if the headline hadn't included the name of the school he'd attended from kindergarten through fourth grade, a name so charmingly archaic that it could easily figure into a work of nineteenth-century literature:
FORMER NELLIE GOODHUE SCHOOL SLATED FOR DEMOLITION AND SALE BY SCHOOL DISTRICT
Up to the moment he noticed the headline, Charles had been happily settled at his favorite café table, wedged into a windowless corner beside a big-leafed philodendron that was in such dire need of transplantation that its roots, black and thick as cables, had begun to extrude from the potting soil; nevertheless, the plant seemed to be thriving. Situated thus, he enjoyed a camouflaged obscurity, a public solitude.
Cloud City Café was a bustling establishment within walking distance of Charles's house. It was where he spent every Monday through Friday morning (except holidays) from six o'clock until seven fifteenâeven when school wasn't in session, as was the case on this day, a Wednesday in mid-July.
As it happened, it was also his daughter Emmy's birthday.
He had just finished his regular breakfastâblack coffee, a pair of poached eggs (one whole, one white), unsweetened oatmealâand gotten his cup refilled. He'd been making his way through the
Seattle Times
at perhaps a slightly more leisurely pace than usual.
Seattle Public Schools will sell the former Nellie Goodhue School, a 3.2-acre property in North Seattle that real estate advisers estimate could fetch at least $2.75 million.
During the summer months, Charles adhered to his workday routines as much as possible, refusing to drift into the never-never land of exotic locales and amorphous time as did many of his teaching colleagues: sleeping in, socializing on weeknights at trendy downtown bistros, taking spontaneous trips to the beach or the mountains, attending midday street fairs and festivals, going to movie matinees; in short, letting themselves
go
completely, making it that much harder for them to get back into the swing of things come September. Charles pitied them, really. How could they reliably forget on an annual basis that the disciplines of day-to-day living, so hard won, are so easily unraveled?
Nellie Goodhue is the sixth and last of the school district's major surplus properties to be sold.
It startled him, seeing the name of his alma mater in print after all these yearsâup for sale and slated for demolition?
Charles checked his watch. He imagined that, back home, Emmy would be awake by now and getting ready to go to one of her jobs: she had a part-time internship at the Gates Foundation; twenty-five hours a week, she managed the neighborhood video store where she and Charles had been renting movies since she was two; and she was a frequent volunteer at Children's Hospital, giving swim lessons and leading games in the hospital's therapy pool. Not surprisingly, her social life was limited (her best friend was her brother), and at her request, the birthday celebration was to be low-key, family only.
After laying the newspaper aside, Charles refolded his napkin and began consolidating the tabletop clutterâactions he habitually undertook after he'd finished reading the paper and was about to walk out the door but that today for some reason he felt impelled to expedite.