Lassiter 08 - Lassiter (17 page)

The air was heavy with moisture, the heat stifling. No hint of the beach breeze just twenty-five miles to the east. Traffic was light. Thanks to the desk clerk, I couldn’t stop looking for out-of-state plates. “Home on the Range” from Kansas, “Live Free or Die” from New Hampshire, “Land of Enchantment” from New Mexico.

The C.D. player was turned up full blast, Tom Russell singing “Tonight We Ride” over the wail of the wind.

“We’ll skin ole Pancho Villa, make chaps out of his hide.”

A tale of good-natured violence, the song speaks longingly of scalping, whoring, rustling, and robbery. Needless to say, it’s one of my favorites.

About a mile from the range, I caught sight of an old Chevy Impala with whitewall gangsta tires, Superfly headlights, and a purple, metal-flake paint job. Hard to miss, especially since I’d seen it pull onto the MacArthur Causeway behind me back on South Beach.

I hit the brakes and slid into a gas station. The Impala sailed past me, and I tore out after it. Within moments, we were both doing 85 on the straight stretch of pavement that heads into the slough and all the way to Naples. I got close enough to make out the Florida plate—Sunshine State—picked up a pen, and scribbled the number on my arm.

That made three different cars tailing me. The Escalade was owned by a federal inmate. I never got the plate number of the Hummer, and now a souped-up Impala. It made no sense.

I slowed just before Krome Avenue, the old Eldo kicking up a plume of dust as I skidded into the parking lot of the gun range. The Impala kept going west.

I parked next to a black sedan and vaulted out of my car without opening the door, just the way Magnum, P.I., used to do. I could hear the
pop-pop
of small-arms fire, a dozen different calibers, loud enough to simulate combat.

Once inside the clubhouse, I scanned the outdoor range through a large window. There were only a handful of shooters.

Amy Larkin stood at a shooting station, staring at a target that had been set about twenty-five feet away. She held a small gun in a two-handed grip, knees slightly bent, ear protectors in place. She fired. Waited. Fired again. From this distance, I couldn’t tell if she’d punched a bull’s-eye or winged an egret flying over the slough. She was taking her time. Five or six seconds between shots.

“You the husband?”

I turned. The man had a graying brush cut and a big body. His polo shirt’s logo said,
“Range Master.”

“Come again?”

“Calamity Jane out there.” The man pointed at Amy, who reset her feet and fired another shot.

“No. Why?”

“Boyfriend, then?”

“What’s it to you?”

The guy folded his arms across his chest. I figured him for an ex-cop who missed the work. “When a woman looks like she’s been crying all night and starts taking target practice first thing in the morning, it usually means she caught her man cheating. If he shows up, well, that’s when I intervene.”

“I’m her lawyer.”

He studied me a second, and I must have passed his cop’s lie-detector test. “Tell her not to try and shoot anyone. She can’t hit shit, anyway.”

I looked up and saw Amy zipping her gun into a nylon pouch. In a moment, she was headed along the path to the parking lot. I headed out to meet her.

When I approached, she was standing behind my Eldo ragtop, staring at my personalized license plate:
JUSTICE?

Yeah. With a question mark. I’m not nearly as sure of things as I used to be.

“Amy, what’s going on?”

She turned to face me. “Are you asking as my lawyer or Ziegler’s?”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Where were you last night?”

Sounding like the cheated-on spouse the range master imagined. “At Charlie Ziegler’s, but I think you know that. Were you following me or spying on him?”

“How much did Ziegler pay you to sell me out?”

“He offered thirty thousand.”

“Cheap,” she said.

“That’s what I thought.” I told her the rest. One hundred thousand dollars if she wanted to close up shop and go home.

“What’s he paying you under the table to get me to go along?” Her eyes had gone cold.

“Nothing. And you can have my thirty thousand, too.”

“How can I believe you when you’re working for Ziegler now?”

“I went there to learn whatever I could. For you. He denied killing Krista and made the offer.”

“And now he’s waiting for my answer?”

I nodded.

She whipped out the gun, a little Sig Sauer. “Tell him this.” She steadied the pistol with both hands, then popped a shot into the meat of my car’s left front tire. Maybe she was a shitty shot on the range, but from three feet, she was deadly. The tire wheezed in pain.

“I’ll bet you have a spare,” she said.

“I do.”

Her arm jumping a bit, she put a shell into the right front tire, the gunshot lost in the echo of a hundred other rounds. My wounded Eldo now looking like Ben-Hur’s chariot.

“Amy, please put the gun down.”

She aimed at my gut, a wider target than those steel-belted radials.

“I don’t know why I trusted you,” she said. “I should have gone after Ziegler straight off.”

“Don’t do this. I’ve got half a dozen new ideas I haven’t even discussed with you.” In fact, I had one, but half a dozen seemed more promising.

“I’ll bet.”

“I’ve got Snake’s real name. It’s Aldrin. He could be the key to—”

“Too late, Jake. I’m done.” She started backing up toward her car.

“The second you’re out of sight, I’ll call the cops.”

“I’ll bet you would. You wore a wire and ratted out a client once, didn’t you?”

“What about your religious beliefs? ‘Thou shalt not kill.’ ”

“Maybe I’m wrong and you’re right. The universe is chaos. There’s no all-seeing God to reward the just and punish the wicked.”

Why’d she listen to me about that?
Nobody
listens to me.

“Let’s go talk to someone, Amy. A counselor, maybe.”

“A shrink, you mean. Isn’t that what your friend Castiel threatened? Commit me to the loony bin. Are you all in this together?”

Her gun hand was trembling, her index finger still on the trigger. I
measured the distance between us, figured two steps, then a leap to reach her.

“Try it, I’ll shoot you in the face,” she said, reading my mind.

With that, she fired a third shot, puncturing the right rear tire. The tire wheezed like a lung shot through-and-through, and I stayed frozen in place.

I watched Amy drive off in her Toyota with Ohio plates. Birthplace of Aviation, indeed.

I wanted to call 9-1-1.

But do I say she’s armed and dangerous?

No way I could ask a cop to stop her without warning about her gun. But what then? A jittery cop, an unstable woman with a gun. Disaster.

The sun pounding me with waves of tropical heat, I took out my cell and dialed a number.

“You got an answer to my offer?” Ziegler said, when he came on the line.

“Yeah. Amy would rather empty a clip into your gut than take your money.”

“What the fuck?”

“She’s got a gun, Ziegler, and she might be headed your way. But I’m telling you right now, if you or Decker or anyone else harms her, I’m coming after you.”

“Are you insane? She takes a pop at me, I got a right to take her out.”

“Lots of things you can do short of that. Lock down your building. Block her car when she pulls into your garage. Or if she gets into the building, seal the elevator.”

“This is what I get for trying to work with you? You fucked up big-time.”

And here I thought I’d get a big thanks for warning him. There was a pause on the line before Ziegler said, “Where are you? What’s all that noise?”

“The gun range on the Trail.”

“Get your ass over here and keep your lunatic client away from me.”

“I can’t. I’ve got flat tires. Plural.”

“That happens to you a lot, doesn’t it, jerkoff?”

He hung up on me and I quickly dialed Castiel’s private number.

The State Attorney calmly told me he would get Coral Gables P.D. to send a team to Ziegler’s building. There’d be a hostage negotiator, someone to talk to Amy. No trigger-happy rookies. I thanked him, and he said he would also dispatch a county truck to tow my car. I thanked him again.

Then he told me off. “Dammit, Jake, I warned you. If anyone gets hurt, I’ll hold you responsible.”

This time, I didn’t thank him. “You’ve got it ass-backwards, Alex. I handed you evidence, but you wouldn’t do a thing. You wouldn’t even ask the Miccosukee cops to dredge the canal. Amy smells cover-up, and so do I.”

“Let it go, Jake. For fuck’s sake, let it go.”

“To hell with that. I’m calling Tallahassee. Let the A.G. investigate Ziegler and look up your butt while he’s at it.”

“Take your best shot, pal.”

The phone clicked off and I stood there in the damp midday heat, cursing at my old friend. A mosquito buzzed around my neck, and I swatted the little bastard, squashing him, and leaving a speck of blood in the palm of my hand.

I slid back into my wounded car and pulled up the top to get out of the sun. The tow truck should be here soon. I keyed the ignition and turned on the A/C. Thank God for air-conditioning. If not for the know-how of Mr. Willis Carrier—a native of Buffalo!—South Florida would be unlivable. On the C.D. player, Bob Dylan delivered the problematic news that “beyond here lies nothin’,” advising folks there’s no reward in the Great Beyond.

After twenty minutes, I dozed off. I don’t know how long I was out because the next thing I remember, the driver’s door flew open.

I toppled half out of the Eldo. The other half was helped—none too gently—by Ray Decker.

“Hello, dickwad,” he greeted me.

He hoisted me to my feet and I saw the blur of a fist a millisecond before it hit my jaw. I crumpled against the side of my car and slid to the ground. I could no longer hear the gunfire. Instead, the bells of Notre Dame Cathedral began peeling.

“Asshole!” Decker, standing over me.

I was neither brave enough nor stupid enough to try to stand while comets blazed across a night sky. Instead, I curled into the fetal position, sucked in air, and tried to clear my head.

Decker kicked me in the back. “That’s for fucking up Charlie’s car.”

Another kick, near kidney land. “That one’s for messing with me.”

A third kick glanced off my tailbone. He didn’t say what it was for.

The wallops were starting to lose their
whoompf
. Was Decker tired already? Big guys who seldom get outside don’t do well in Miami.

I uncurled. Reached out, grabbed an ankle when Decker was in mid-kick with the other leg. I yanked hard and he toppled backwards, his head clunking off the trunk of my Eldo. A solid sound, courtesy of U.S. Steel and GM, when those names meant something.

Decker crumpled to the ground, as woozy as I was. We both got up slowly, intent on doing grievous damage to the other. I took a swing that he blocked. He swung and I ducked it. I was panting and Decker’s face was as red as the three-ball in billiards. We circled each other, Decker with his fists like a boxer, me crouched like a linebacker.

“Where’s your old Impala, Decker?” I asked, looking around the parking lot.

“The fuck you talking about?” He could barely get the words out.

“The purple Chevy. You were following me on the Trail.”

“Not me, pal.”

I saw the black Lincoln then, the car I’d hijacked from Decker that first day. So who the hell was in the Impala?

“You were at my house night before last. You took off when my dog started barking.”

“You’re hallucinating, Lassiter.”

I didn’t know if he was telling the truth. But if he was, who could it have been? Amy came to mind. She left angry at me. Did she come back and break in? But why?

Decker started toward me, tired of foreplay. I did the same, my hands ready to break bones.

“Freeze, both of you!”

On television, if someone shouts, “Freeze,” he’s always holding a gun. I looked up and saw the range master standing six feet away. Unarmed. But next to him were half a dozen men and one woman. All with guns, all holstered. This crew didn’t need to brandish them. A couple of uniforms. Miami P.D. County sheriff. A man and a woman in plain clothes, guns shoulder-holstered. And a guy in a muffler shop T-shirt, a Western six-shooter strapped to his thigh, gunfighter style.

“I want you two jerks out of here!” the range master ordered. “No violence allowed at the shooting range.”

Twenty-four hours after Amy shot out my tires and disappeared, I was sitting on the coral rock wall along Ocean Drive, near my office, wearing a bandage on my forehead.

Amy hadn’t shown up at Ziegler’s office. Or her old motel. Or my office. I tried calling her cell a dozen times. Nothing but voicemail.

An hour earlier, Alex Castiel had called with the non-news that police couldn’t find Amy. He wanted to charge her with reckless display and discharge of a firearm. Would I cooperate? No, I would not. I wanted to get her into a therapist’s office, not a jail cell.

I was eating my lunch. My jaw ached with each bite, and for once, I couldn’t blame the stale bread Havana Banana used for its Cuban sandwiches. Ray Decker’s boot prints were tattooed on my back. My ribs felt brittle as crystal stemware, and it hurt to swallow. A patch of skin from my forehead had been left on the pavement. I’d been blindsided by tight ends before, but this was more like a head-on with a sixteen-wheeler.

The beach was behind me, The Scene in front. The air smelled of coconut oil and car exhaust. Ocean Drive was wall-to-wall outdoor cafés where wannabe actors served tables with an air of boredom with their work and superiority to their clientele. The tourists arrived sunburned, the pasta arrived al dente, the margaritas arrived watery. Models zipped by on Rollerblades. Bodybuilders with shaved, lubed chests paraded shirtless.
A flock of green parrots streaked overhead, squawking—or maybe laughing—at what they saw below.

“Ay,
bubee
, you should see a doctor. You look like
drek.
”