Last-Minute Love (Year of the Chick series)

Last-Minute
Love

(
Book two in the Year of the Chick Series)

By

Romi Moondi

©2012 Romi Moondi All Rights Reserved

NOTE: although this is book two, it can be read as a stand-alone, or you can download book one for FREE and read it first (entitled: “Year of the Chick”)

This book
is dedicated to an unforgettable muse. You once pursued near-impossible possibilities, and that’s why this book was written.

Chapter One

A woman in a studded collar,
leather bikini, and fishnet stockings stared at me from behind the glass.

Luckily she was only a mannequin, dressed in the finest gear this Toronto sex shop had to offer.

I turned my attention back to the puddles I was avoiding, as I hurried my way up Yonge Street. This seemingly never-ending street began at Lake Ontario and ended a few towns later, but the twenty-minute patch between the touristy Dundas Square and swanky Bloor Street was something you’d describe as...eclectic. At least that’s what a tourist magazine might call it. I’d call it borderline insane.

It’s not that I was too uptight to be seen around a sex shop (
yeah right...I’ll go with sweet tender “lovemaking” with the lights OFF, thank you very much
), it’s that it wasn’t consistently-themed as a “sex neighbourhood.” It was an “everything neighbourhood.”

Intimidating
Scientology center.

Tattoo parlour.

Hole-in-the-wall nail salon.

Jewellery
store.

Sex shop.

Dollar Bonanza.

Pretentious book store that only carries leather-bound titles.

McDonald’s.

It was To
ronto with multiple-personality disorder, and it definitely made our city...unique. The people were a perfect match, as even now at eleven a.m., there was a little bit of everything here. From precious old ladies in cute wool hats, to sullen teenage girls who’d traded high school for the cautionary life (short denim skirts and last night’s eyeliner were the dead giveaways). As for me, the casually-dressed Indian girl with long hair hanging freely, I didn’t really belong to this late-morning crowd. With jeans, tall boots, a flowing scarf and layered tops, you would instantly mistake me for a wannabe writer. As a matter of fact that’s exactly what I was, but on a full-time basis I belonged to the cubicle tribe, where all its members were hard at work making millions for “the man.” I’d be back to that soon enough, but today was my chance to escape.

Today
was my twenty-ninth birthday.

A
grey April morning wasn’t really helping me celebrate, but at least the rain had stopped, leaving a cool damp air in its wake.

And puddles.

I skipped over this latest one and continued on, as the normalized world of over-priced shopping and expensive eateries slowly came into view. I was a mere two blocks from Bloor Street now, with Toronto’s trendy Yorkville up ahead. There was something about being around rich people who didn’t have jobs that inspired my writing. I never even ended up writing about them in detail, but somehow they were word-count triggers. Maybe the expensive perfume was a hallucinogen.

Before
I could start envisioning a steaming latte and the perfect window seat, I realized I’d let my guard down for a moment too long. The attractive young man with the clipboard now had me in his sights, and idiot that I was, I hadn’t even bothered to grab my phone to pretend I was busy.

“Nice boots,” he said
, with the slightest air of seduction. It was just enough to make me blush thereby acknowledging his existence.
Dammit.

I nodded and hurried past him. But of course it wasn’t over.

He quickened his pace and caught up in seconds. “I’ve got a question for you: do you think panda bears are cute?”

This was a classic trick question of the
clipboard-wielding solicitor. If I said “no” he would accuse me of hating all endangered species, and if I said “yes” he’d have me signing donation forms in the middle of the street within seconds.

“I’m sorry but I’m really busy,”
I said, gazing at the ground to avoid any chance of eye-contact (the last thing I needed was to humanize the volunteer).

An elderly couple coming from the opposite direction
were suddenly in his way. It was an anti-charity gift from above, and I gave my thanks by speed-walking the hell away. It’s not that I didn’t respect the hard work of volunteers, but what about the freedom of choice? I contributed to charities now and then, but I did so after hearing about them in related conversation, or from searches I’d done online. Then I’d do my little background checks to find out where the money really went.
Like buying an actual fruit tree for an African village? It’s a tree and it’s going in the ground, I support this!

Lost in my troubled thoughts about charitable entrapment, I heard the distinct sound of footsteps hitting the pavement in
a sprint.

The next thing I knew the cute volunteer
(now looking a bit sweaty) was staring me in the face.

My jaw dropped,
and then quickly re-formed into a scowl. “Excuse me, but you can’t just chase people in the street when they have places to be. Like you’re CHASING me!” A few people turned to listen.

“I CAN chase you,” he smugly said. “And I am.”

With teeth fully-clenched I spoke. “Get...the hell...away from me.” I knew he understood, as he rolled his eyes, put on a fake smile, and set to work approaching somebody else.

I shook my head at the state of our current world. Yes, we had eluded telemarketers by putting ourselves on “do not call” lists, but now we had to run through the streets
to protect our freedom? This was just the sort of thing to put off people from being charitable. Which would probably result in the eventual extinction of pandas.

Life in the big city...

***

Safe inside
the café and free of all solicitors, I finally took out some cash to pay the latte girl. When I gave her the money my hand grazed her perfectly-moisturized palm. The feeling made me smile, not because I was leaning towards lesbianism these days, but because I, who in the past had been known to mash up hand lotions and foot creams to achieve the perfect softness, could certainly appreciate the effort.

I found a table right by the window, the perfect observational perch.
As my laptop hummed to life, I took the first sip of non-fat toffee-nut heaven. At that exact moment, I heard two eager halves of a mouth snap shut on a ginger molasses cookie. My acute hearing alerted me to some licking of the lips as well. I didn’t even have to turn to see the ecstasy-filled expression on the person’s face.
I know the feeling.
A year and a half ago that person was me, chomping on cookies to fill the void, and obsessing over love long lost. So much had changed since then.

But had it?

My laptop now greeted me with an always stirring desktop photo. One side of the picture was a handsome man with sandy brown hair, bright blue eyes, and the smile of a distinguished gentleman
.
Right next to him, snuggled up to his cheek and feeling oh-so-proud to have scored such a catch...was me. My long strands of hair from that windy day were slightly obscuring the backdrop, but the scene of Central Park wrapped in a blanket of fresh snow was unmistakeable.

This man,
the ever-charming and screenwriting Brit James Caldwell, was living proof that accidental encounters on the Internet didn’t always lead to the dreaded kidnap/murder scenario.
At least not yet...some killers take time
.

And what about James, anyway?
The man of “Jude Law wishes and Daniel Craig dreams
.” He’d put New York City right on my map, and left me with an imprint slightly more elegant than an “I Love New York” tramp-stamp, but equally as permanent.

And yet...he’d been back in Barcelona for months, a place that could’
ve been the frickin’ moon if stone-cold reality had anything to say. As I looked around the café, I spotted a young couple with interlocked fingers, which somehow made me think of my parents.
Weird.
They were planning my sister’s wedding, and would make sure I stayed on my leash until they planned out mine (with an Internet-ordered groom...free shipping!).

Score one for stone-cold reality
, score zero for Romi Narindra.

But I wasn’t a victim
anymore, oh no! I shook my head firmly like a psycho at a table full of imaginary friends. First of all, I had learned to deflect Indian suitors discovered by my father via meddling matchmakers (quick-fix solution: faking illness and vomiting-on-demand), and secondly...I had a book! I pulled the stack of pages from my bag, this manuscript getting more and more creased (and latte-stained) by the day. My barely legible notes were the result of James’s instrumental feedback. Because of all that scrawled-out advice, I’d gone from inconsequential blogger to someone with a story to tell. And all I’d needed was a gin-and-tonic-drinking, green-olive-popping, foreign-language-speaking debonair artist on my side.

But was he
even on my side anymore?

He definitely wasn’t on my literal side, made perfectly clear by the vacant seat at the table, but I wondered where he’
d be once my book was out in the world. Cheering me on from across the sea? Like an invisible sailor on a “Pirates of the Caribbean” ghost ship? That surely wouldn’t be enough, nor would anything in the realm of love, if I couldn’t reach out and touch it.

New rule: no more dates that require airplanes!

The conversation in my head ended quickly, when I noticed the nearby couple massaging each other’s wrists in a face-to-face soul-mate moment.

“What if a lonely widower saw this display?” I wanted to say. “Show some consideration!” All caught up in this inner outrage, my elbow slid off the table, and all my precious pages scattered to the floor. As I crouched down to gather them up (with the love-struck couple looking down at me from their pedestal of supremacy), a card popped out of the stack.

The birthday card from James.
             

M
y manuscript suddenly turned into a pile of junk mail, as I flipped open the card to read the message I’d already memorized.

Four lines later I was done, once again amazed at how something so
simple could be a bonus scene from “Gone with the Wind.”

My gaze
switched quickly from the pages of my book to the card. Then to the totally obnoxious couple. Then back to the card. Imagining myself as a huge bestseller who would one day own a jet to visit all her lovers, I gathered up the pages and tossed the card into the bag.
For bag’s eyes only.

Settled back in my seat now, I chugged my latte like
a hockey player chugs a bottle of water in-between shifts (
minus the part where I spray it all over my face
). Next I returned my attention to the laptop, and opened up the document that awaited all the edits. This story, a quest to find love and avoid arranged marriage, was somewhat auto-biographical...and entirely embarrassing. The worst parts to recount were the pressures of arranged-marriage doom, since for me those were the facts of real life.

One day
I’ll look back and laugh.

I gazed out the window for a moment, this ritzy stretch of Bloor Stre
et lined with Prada and Chanel displayed before me. Fashionably-dressed women in their forties walked by, popping out like gemstones on a cloudy day.

“Must be nice,” I muttered, suddenly feeling inspired.
What IS IT about rich people?

I
stretched my arms and began the final re-write of my very first book, the novel called “Year of the Chick”…

***

When I opened the big glass door to the Royal Ontario Museum, street sounds were replaced with the excited chatter of museum revelers. After several hours spent writing and now this, there was no nerdier way I could’ve spent my birthday (barring a game of chess against myself). The lobby was packed with school children wrapping up their field trips, and tourists just now piling in. I pushed past all of them, heading straight to the VIP queue.

A middle-aged woman with
a long-forgotten grown-out perm (
she’s obviously not getting bi-annual perms from her daughter like my mom gets from me)
, an oversized navy museum blazer, and a thin-lipped smile waited patiently, as I fumbled through my bulging wallet. Having a bulging wallet always made me feel important, like a pimp who couldn’t keep his stack of cash in a tidy bank roll, since his ho’s had been working so much overtime. Unlike a pimp’s commission though, my wallet was empty on cash and full of useless “points cards,” ones that would earn me a trip to Paris in approximately eighty years. I eventually filtered through the plastic, finding my membership card and handing it to the blazer-wearing lady.

“Most of our year-round memb
ers are seniors,” she mused, as her gaze switched from my photo to my not-so-senior face.

She handed back the card and nodded in approval.

Or pity.

It was unclear.

I shrugged my shoulders and smiled as I took in the possibilities.
Dinosaurs to my left, South East Asia to my right, and my personal favourites up above (Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt).