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Chapter 37
M
avis turned white as a ghost, and Ida could barely keep her lunch down. Mavis swallowed several times, took a few deep breaths, then sat back in the chair as close to Ida as humanly possible.
San Francisco's Society of Morticians was holding its annual weeklong classes on how to dress the dead for their final departure. Since Mavis's idea to design, manufacture, and sell clothes to send departed loved ones off for their final good-byes had launched last week, she now wanted to learn how to instruct her clients on how to use them. She'd made a pattern using Sophie and Toots as her “bodies,” and the rest was quite simple. Mavis made the front of a dress/jacket or skirt/jacket for women and slacks/shirt/ jacket fronts for the men. Her designs came with an absorbent cotton liner since she'd learned that after embalming, there could be leaks. These designs were selling faster than she'd ever dreamed, so much so that she'd had to hire ten more seamstresses just to keep up with the orders. When the body was placed in the casket, no one needed to see the back side of the body, and this made dressing the dead much easier. Mavis had dressed her first body last week, with minimal training from a local mortician in Los Angeles. He loved her idea so much, was so impressed with her skill, that he recommended she attend these classes in San Francisco this week. Ida had been working with a chemist to produce a line of cosmetics strictly for those who were about to be laid to rest.
“I thought they were just going to instruct us on how to lay out the body after it's placed in the coffin,” Ida whispered to Mavis. “You forgot to mention we'd have to watch an actual embalming.”
“Shh,” Mavis said. “He's speaking.” She focused on the guest speaker.
“Once the body has been cleaned, the next step is to make a small incision here in the neck.” He used a small knife to make an incision in the jugular vein. A small hose was inserted into the incision, and all body fluids were flushed from the body and drained into a large glass container. The guest speaker, a mortician, explained each step of the procedure while performing it. Ida held a tissue over her nose. Not only could she smell the formaldehyde, but could actually taste it.
The speaker continued, “Once the body is empty of fluid, then we clean the body. If there are injuries, such as a gunshot wound, any visible markings on the body, we try to cover them with flesh-colored bandages. Eye caps are placed under the lids of the eye.” He opened the corpse's eyes as he did this. Several people turned away.
“Next, we will stitch the mouth in a closed position, and we try to keep it as natural looking as possible. See this?” He took a fine needle and a sturdy, thin thread. In three movements, the cadaver's mouth was no longer slack, hanging open.
Ida audibly gagged, but she wasn't the only one in the room who did so. Mavis wasn't quite as queasy. With each step she learned, she told herself she was making it better for those to whom she would be attending. Once she became certified, she would instruct others on how to dress the dead. Of course, using her designs would just be a matter of a few adjustments to the body once it was placed inside the casket. Mavis looked at it as though this were a final performance, and who wouldn't want to look their best?
When the session was over, Mavis and Ida went down to the wharf, where they watched the sea lions. Neither one of them felt they would be able to eat after what they'd just witnessed, until they saw a small open-air seafood restaurant. They bought fish and chips served in a cone and doused in malt vinegar.
“This is not figure flattering,” Ida said.
“Just eat half. We'll walk these rolling streets, which is guaranteed to burn off any extra calories,” Mavis said.
When they finished picking at their lunch, they strolled up and down San Francisco's streets. They walked as far as Presidio Boulevard, then tromped up Russian Hill to Lombard Street, one of the most winding and crooked streets in the world.
“I'm glad I didn't wear heels,” Ida said.
“I've always wanted to do this, though I didn't think to add it to my ‘life list.' As soon as we get home, I'm going to do just that, then cross it off,” Mavis said. “What about you? Is there anything you want to add to your list?”
Ida's pace was slow as they turned around to walk back up the hill. “I'm not sure yet. Being normal is a big accomplishment for me. I like helping you, too. At first, I thought I would be frightened, but I find that I'm not at all, though I didn't like watching that poor man's embalming. Did I tell you I've come up with a name for my new line of cosmetics?”
Mavis gushed. “No, and I, for one, am so proud of you for taking this step. Tell me, what are you going to call them?”
“Don't laugh, but I thought it appropriate. How does Drop-Dead Gorgeous sound to you?”
As they strolled through some of San Francisco's most famous streets, Ida felt lighthearted, more carefree than she had in years. Like Toots said, she would know when the time was right to make changes in her life. She glanced at Mavis, who was complete and total proof that you could do and be anything you wanted to be.
“I think it's perfect. We can work together. I'll dress the dead. You can apply their makeup.” Mavis was so excited over their new venture together.
“I've even thought up names for the colors of the nail polish and eye shadow, though I'm not sure if that matters. But if my cosmetic line is as successful as your designs, I like to think those in this business might want a name for the products they use. What do you think?”
“Of course they will. Now, tell me what they are. This is just so exciting to me!” Mavis exclaimed.
“Don't laugh. I'm calling the new peach-colored nail polish and eye shadow Pulse-Less Peach and the lavender Life-Less Lavender. Does that sound too disrespectful to you?” Ida asked.
“Not at all.” Mavis looked at her watch. “It's time to go back. Just think. When we get back to Los Angeles, we'll be official dressers to the dead.”
Chapter 38
Ghostly Encounters
By
Abby Simpson
 
New York City millionaire
medical-supply tycoon
Thomas McGullicutty is truly
a hero even though he died
two years ago. The New
York County Medical
Examiner originally reported
the cause of his death as
food poisoning. Though
deceased, the wealthy
playboy was not happy with
the results. In a rare and
most unusual event, Thomas
spoke from beyond the
grave during a séance,
explaining to the medium
that he had not died from
eating tainted meat, as was
reported. Those attending
the séance were stunned
when McGullicutty led
authorities to his killer.
Another odd twist in the
story was that the victim
died at the hands of a
daughter whose existence
he had only just learned of.
In an operation
orchestrated by society
widow Ida McGullicutty,
evidence located in the
basement of the alleged
killer's Chicago home led
authorities to reexamine the
cause of death. Ricin, a
protein extracted from the
castor bean and toxic when
ingested, proved to be the
real cause of death, and
Mr. McGullicutty's death
was reclassified as a
homicide. His daughter has
been charged with murder
in the second degree in his
death and is being held on
a five-million-dollar bond.
 
 
“I plan to run the rest of the story next week, but I thought Ida would want to see this first. I'm not reporting it as I normally would. Not that this isn't spectacular as it is. I just didn't add all the paranormal stuff. Might even gain
The Informer
a few new readers,” Abby said.
Ida placed the copy of
The Informer
on the table. “I knew you would handle this with as much discretion as your paper allows. Thank you for that. With any luck, the other tabloids will not do any sensationalized follow-ups.”
Toots refilled their coffee mugs. “I told you so. Now the world will know about Nancy, not that it matters. You never suspected that Thomas was cheating on you, did you?”
Ida shook her head. “No, I didn't. Looking back now, I see there were signs, but I chose to ignore them. He traveled so much for his company. It would've been easy to do. I was so busy with my own life, I didn't take time to stop and examine my marriage. I'm sorry that Thomas died the way he did, but sadly his death has opened up a new chapter in my life. I never had any desire to go into business. Though I still love photography, I wouldn't want to traipse around the world, taking photographs of war zones. I do believe my sense of light and color can assist me when I prepare the dying. Did you tell them, Mavis?” Ida asked.
“Tell us what?” Sophie piped up.
“No, I thought I would wait and let you have that honor,” Mavis said in her usual sweet voice.
“Do we need a drumroll?” Toots asked.
“Mom! Go on, Ida. Don't pay any attention to her. What's your news?”
All eyes were focused on Ida. They'd come so very far this past year. Each one of them had created a new and exciting life for her golden years.
“Tonight Mavis and I are going to do our first paid official layout. That's what we call it. With the certification we spent a week getting, we can do this at any funeral home, hospitals, wherever. Actually, we're thinking about making up brochures and sending them to funeral parlors and morgues all over the country. Of course, I'll take the photographs and do the makeup. We're going to need a few volunteers for this.”
“What?” Sophie cried out. “Volunteers! Are you nuts?” She held her hand out in front of her. “Don't answer that. You've come way too far.”
“I think she meant to say models,” Mavis added.
“As in living and breathing models?” Abby teased.
“Exactly, dear,” Ida said, then went into further detail. “I thought you girls could pose. You know, wear Mavis's designs. I'll do your makeup, hair, and nails, snap a few pictures. A catalogue really. We plan to list Good Mourning, clothes for the living, so it wouldn't be like this is a complete death . . . thing. I'll be using colors from the Drop-Dead Gorgeous line. Having live models will increase my sales, I'm sure.”
When they had digested Ida's words, they all doubled over with laughter.
“Yeah, it's not like your client can say, ‘Hey, I don't resemble that woman in the brochure,' and ask for her money back,” Sophie joked.
“True, but her family members can,” Ida said. “I want them to recommend my services.”
More laughter from the women as they clustered around the table.
“Why don't Toots and I come to the funeral? We can view your work firsthand, act like we're long-lost friends or something,” Sophie suggested.
Mavis looked at Ida. “It's up to you,” she said.
“I think it's a fantastic idea. If we're going to do this right, Mavis, we need to get a move on. The viewing starts at seven o'clock tonight. I want to have enough time to work with our . . . client.”
“Yes, I agree. I need to stop by the factory and pick up a small peach dress. This poor little woman we're sending off only weighed ninety-eight pounds. I'm sure we'll have to stuff her a bit.” Mavis said this as though it were completely normal.
“Why don't you drive the Thunderbird? Take the top off, but remember, Ida, Mavis has to drive. You are not to get behind the wheel of any vehicle, and I mean any vehicle, until you have a driver's license. I don't care what state it's from as long as it's legal. Are we clear on that, Ida?”
“Crystal.” Ida saluted Toots. “I haven't had time to study that horrible manual I got from the Internet when we were in Charleston, but I promise to get to it as soon as I have this business established. So, Mavis, let's go. I can't wait to see what the family thinks.”
Mavis and Ida gave Abby a hearty hug, then gave the girls the name of the funeral home and directions.
“I can't wait,” Sophie called out as they stepped out the front door.
Toots, Abby, and Sophie relocated to the deck as soon as the two left.
“We're obsessed with the dead, each and every one of us, don't you think?” Sophie said fretfully.
“We're simply trying to make things better for the living. At least that's the way I look at it,” Toots said.
“Mom's right, Soph. No one, at least no one I know, thinks you guys are totally deranged, whacked out, off your rocker, or whatever you want to call it,” Abby joked. “If you're doing something you like, and it's helping others in some small way, what more could you want?”
“You're such a smart daughter,” Toots said.
“Yeah, she is. Takes after me,” Sophie added.
“Bull,” Toots said.
“Shit,” Sophie finished.
“Enough,” Abby stated.
They spent the next hour reminiscing, and planning, going in all directions at the speed of light and at the same time knowing their future could turn on the spin of a coin.

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