Lauren Willig (8 page)

 

 

Amy made a face. “Don’t worry. Richard is coming round. Slowly, but…” She shrugged in a way that proclaimed her French ancestry.

 

 

“But aren’t they always,” Henrietta finished for her, with a grin. It was clearly an old and well-established conversation. Whatever the rift between their menfolk, Lord Richard’s wife and younger sister were clearly on excellent terms. “Slow, that is. At least they are speaking now, even if it is mostly in grunts.”

 

 

“Someone ought to prepare a dictionary,” chimed in Letty, settling herself on the settee next to Lady Henrietta. Mary had known they were friends—the less popular girls did tend to band together—but she had never realized they were quite that cozy with one another. “It would vastly improve communications between the sexes.”

 

 

“Your disadvantage was in never having older brothers,” said Lady Henrietta smugly. “It does wonders for one’s fluency.”

 

 

“I do have one,” protested Amy. “What about Edouard?”

 

 

“But he’s French,” countered Henrietta, who had met him. “They can’t be trusted to make the right sorts of inarticulate noises.”

 

 

“The French are scarcely articulate at the best of times,” put in Mary, just to have something to say.

 

 

Instead of tittering the way they were supposed to, the other three women just looked at her, as though they had forgotten she was there and were less than pleased to have been reminded.

 

 

“I believe I’ll have some more of that duck,” said Henrietta, rising with more energy than grace from her perch on the settee. “Letty?”

 

 

“I shouldn’t.” Mary’s sister glanced ruefully down at her waist.

 

 

“But you will,” concluded Lady Henrietta cheerfully, threading her arm through Letty’s.

 

 

“You,” protested Letty laughingly, “are an evil influence.”

 

 

“I know,” said Lady Henrietta complacently. “It’s one of my more loveable attributes. Oh, look, there’s Penelope with Miss Gwen! I wonder what mischief she’s been getting into now?”

 

 

“Penelope or Miss Gwen?” demanded Amy, a dimple showing in one cheek.

 

 

“Either,” replied Lady Henrietta with relish.

 

 

Laughing, the group swept on ahead, leaving Mary standing like so much detritus in its wake.

 

 

Only Letty hung back. She tilted her head up at Mary with what Mary privately thought of as her country housewife expression, a militant gleam that presaged someone being washed, fed, or otherwise ordered about. “You are going to come eat, aren’t you? You didn’t have a thing at dinner.”

 

 

“I ate a whole jugged hare.” Perhaps it hadn’t been an entire jugged hare, but it had certainly been the better part of one. Including an ear Mary was quite sure wasn’t supposed to have been there.

 

 

Mary could tell Letty didn’t believe her. “Would you like some tea? Or coffee? Perhaps a lemonade? We still have some lemons left in the orangery—”

 

 

“No. Thank you.” Mary cut her off before that hideous
we
could grow and spawn, birthing a litter of
ours
. “I believe I can contrive to carry on without a beverage.”

 

 

Letty refused to be balked. “Are you comfortable? Are you quite sure you have everything you need?”

 

 

Except a husband, preferably titled. Mary managed a brittle smile. “Really, Letty, you needn’t fuss. I’m quite as comfortable as I can be.”

 

 

The words “under the circumstances” didn’t need to be voiced. They seeped out like smoke, poisoning the air and scorching a deep furrow between Letty’s brows. Guilt charred across every inch of her guileless face. Even her freckles looked guilty.

 

 

Mary bit back a wordless noise of annoyance. Why did Letty always have to be so earnest about everything? She was welcome to her dreary viscount, if only she would stop looking at her with that hangdog expression, the one that positively panted for expiation. What did Letty expect her to say?
No, darling, I don’t mind in the least that you’ve quite ruined my prospects. I always wanted to be made a laughingstock in front of the
ton. It only made it worse that Letty hadn’t done any of it on purpose. Outright malice would have been easier to bear than blundering virtue.

 

 

“What about a biscuit? We have some lovely gingery ones….”

 

 

Mary just looked at her.

 

 

Letty sighed. “Perhaps, later, we might speak privately?”

 

 

Mary’s expression didn’t change. “Perhaps.”

 

 

“I have some good news for you.”

 

 

“I shall look forward to it.”

 

 

There was nothing Letty could say to that, so she simply furrowed her brow at Mary one last time—her concerned expression, as opposed to her feeding or washing expression—and went off after her friends in pursuit of refreshments. From the supper table, Mary heard the flurry of chatter abruptly peak in volume as Letty rejoined her friends. Like a flock of geese squawking, she thought unpleasantly.

 

 

Vaughn still hadn’t returned.

 

 

He couldn’t still be in the gallery, could he? Mary’s eyes narrowed as she glanced at the narrow sliver of floor revealed by the half-open door. She couldn’t blame him for wanting to avoid the rest of the house party—but where was he? Without his saturnine presence, the gathering felt oddly flat.

 

 

“Darling!”

 

 

The same could not be said for the maternal bosom, which was currently swollen with unabashed glee and an entire carafe of ratafia. Mary fought her way free of her mother’s embrace.

 

 

“Isn’t this above all things splendid?” gushed Mrs. Alsworthy. “Oh, your darling, darling sister.”

 

 

So, noted Mary dispassionately, Letty had risen to two darlings. Bring out the Pinchingdale diamonds and she might attain the giddy heights of three endearments at a time. In the space of one wedding ceremony, Letty had gone from disappointment to favorite daughter. As for Mary, she had been demoted down into the depths of parental purgatory. Not hell, since she still had a chance to redeem herself by an advantageous match, but she had quite definitely been booted out of paradise pending further developments.

 

 

“Such a house!” Mrs. Alsworthy exclaimed, her cheeks pink with pride and wine. “Have you ever seen anything like it?”

 

 

“It is certainly something out of the ordinary.” Unless, of course, one happened to live between the covers of a novel by Monk Lewis or Mrs. Radcliffe.

 

 

“And the park! I’ve never seen anything so grand. Why, I’m sure you could fit half of London into it!” Mrs. Alsworthy beamed gleefully about her. “Your sister has done very well for herself, very well, indeed.”

 

 

“Hasn’t she,” murmured Mary.

 

 

“I do wish we could have found as comfortable a settlement for you,” fretted Mrs. Alsworthy, conveniently forgetting that Lord Pinchingdale had originally been intended for her older daughter. “I don’t understand it. Three Seasons! One would have thought you would have caught someone by now.” Mrs. Alsworthy preened, one ringed hand rising to pat her green silk turban. “I secured your father without even
one
Season.”

 

 

“At the Littleton Assemblies,” Mary supplied, having heard the story more times than the Prince of Wales had consumed hot dinners. “I know.”

 

 

“I was wearing my blue brocade, with my hair all piled on top of my head—that was the fashion then, you know, and very becoming it was to me, too—and the sweetest little stomacher all embroidered with purple pansies, and your father was smitten, smitten on the spot.”

 

 

People who waxed rapturous about love matches clearly had never been privy to the aftermath of one. Her parents’ great love had lasted all of a year; the marriage itself had been limping along for three decades.

 

 

“Of course,” Mrs. Alsworthy was still rattling on, “I was never so tall as you, and we all know that men don’t like tall girls. It makes them feel small. You really must get in the trick of looking up at them, like so.”

 

 

Mrs. Alsworthy hunched her shoulders, stuck out her neck, and attempted to look dewy-eyed.

 

 

Mary wasn’t quite sure how impersonating a myopic turtle was supposed to help her secure a husband, but it was easier not to argue. “Yes, Mama.”

 

 

Mrs. Alsworthy squinted thoughtfully at her. “And perhaps a bit more trim on the bodice…Gentlemen do so appreciate a nicely trimmed décolletage.”

 

 

“I don’t think it’s the trim, Mama,” said Mary.

 

 

As she had known she would, her mother ignored her and carried on with her own train of thought as the ribbons on her own exuberantly trimmed bodice trembled in sympathy. “So fortunate that Letty has offered to fund another Season for you—but this will have to be the last, you know. To have five Seasons looks like desperation.”

 

 

“
Letty
is paying for my next Season?”

 

 

“Why, yes. Isn’t it lovely of her to take such notice of her sisters now that she is a viscountess? A viscountess!”

 

 

“Just lovely,” repeated Mary flatly. It was one thing to make the same tired rounds a fourth time, batting her eyelashes at the same rapidly diminishing crop of men, but it was quite another matter to do so on the sufferance of a younger sister. To know that every shawl, every dress, even the food on the table had been magnanimously donated by Letty for the worthy cause of helping her older sister to a husband.

 

 

On those terms, she would rather remain a spinster.

 

 

Only she wouldn’t. Either way, she would be choking on her sister’s charity. She could accept Letty’s munificence now—and meekly submit herself to being organized as Letty saw fit—in the interest of one last, desperate bid for the comparative independence of the married state. Or she could remain unwed and be a perpetual dependent upon her parents. Which, in the end, meant being Letty’s dependent, since her father’s income was scarcely enough to keep him in new books and her mother in turbans. Between the two of them, they neatly dissipated the revenue from her father’s small estate before one could say beeswax.

 

 

It was rather galling to face a future as a petitioner in the house where she had thought to be mistress.

 

 

“And Lord Pinchingdale will be paying Nicholas’s fees at Harrow! Harrow! Can you imagine! We could never have done so much.”

 

 

“Nicholas must be overjoyed,” said Mary.

 

 

Nicholas would be miserable. Her little brother was the despair of the local vicar, who had been enlisted to teach him the classics. Fortunately for Nicholas, the vicar was as nearsighted as he was hard of hearing, as well as being prone to drifting off at odd moments, a habit Nicholas had done his best to encourage. Mary would be very surprised if Nicholas knew how to read, much less in Latin. Being sent to Harrow would do wonders for him—if they didn’t expel him first. It was undoubtedly the right thing to do. Letty always knew the right thing to do. But it set Mary’s teeth on edge.

 

 

She was the eldest. She was the one who was supposed to be magnanimously funding her brother’s education and using her social consequence to bring out her younger sisters. Not the other way around.

 

 

It wasn’t
right
.

 

 

“Have you tried the duck?” Mary cut in, just to put a stop to the catalogue of all the benefits Letty planned to confer on her family now that she was a viscountess—a viscountess! Her mother enjoyed the title so much that the word had acquired an inevitable echo every time she uttered it.

 

 

“Duck?”

 

 

Mary took her mother by the arm and steered her towards the refreshment table. “Yes, duck. I hear it’s very good. There’s also game pie.”

 

 

Unfortunately, she didn’t think food would do much to fill the hollow feeling that seemed to have settled into the pit of her stomach. It was the same feeling she had had in the gallery before Vaughn appeared, only ten times worse. In the space of three months, she had become superfluous. The grand match she had intended to make had been made by Letty; the benefits she had intended to graciously bestow upon her family were already being bestowed—by Letty. What was there left for her? Nothing but to sit and wait and be an object of charity, fed on Letty’s leavings.

 

 

As if she had read her mind, Letty spotted Mary and their mother and began to bear down on them. In her hands, she held a plate piled high with food, and her face bore its most determined housewife expression. Someone was going to be fed, and they were going to be fed now.

 

 

It wasn’t going to be Mary. Without a qualm, Mary tossed her mother to the wolves. “Look!” she called out cheerfully, giving her mother a little shove in the direction of her sister. “Isn’t Letty lovely? She’s prepared a plate for you.”

 

 

“Darling!” Mrs. Alsworthy exclaimed, and made for Letty with both arms outstretched, although whether to embrace her or to snatch up the plate was largely unclear.

 

 

Mary didn’t wait to find out.

 

 

Leaving her relations to it, Mary hastily made her exit stage left, back into the relative quiet of the upper gallery. It should take Letty some time to extricate herself from the maternal embrace. Well, it was only fair, Mary decided. If Letty wanted to be a two-darling daughter, there was a price to be paid.

 

 

Mary had her mind set on a very different sort of price. Lifting her skirts clear of the dusty floor, she made straight across the upper hall into the Long Gallery. The painted Pinchingdales held no fascination for her this time. She strode rapidly past them, seeking the living rather than the dead. There was no one standing between the torches, no one sitting on the window seat. The gallery was empty, deserted.